Chapter Twenty-Eight: Flim Flam
"Ding, dear, are you home?" Ke Xiao had just entered the nest, and Hui Min's WeChat greeting arrived on time.
People who like each other are like this, but as soon as they separate, they can't help but be worried.
"It's here, I miss you!"
"Ding, hee-hee, wash and sleep! people won't say they miss you too!"
"What do you miss me?"
"Ding, I think about you what you want from me, I just want you [covering my mouth]"
"I want to sleep with you in my arms. As soon as Ke Xiao was careless, his true thoughts were undoubtedly exposed.
"Ding, then you just think about it. Great pervert!"
"Hey, you play cards with this uneasy routine, shouldn't you say that you think about it too?"
"Ding, hum, come less, you just want to take advantage of me!"
"Then you won't let you occupy it?" his tone was straightforward and unmistakable.
"Ding, you![Angry] [beaten to death]"
"Peony flowers are also merry to be ghosts. He couldn't spit out ivory in his dog's mouth, and chatted about the picture that was inappropriate for children.
"Ding, whoever you like to find, you can go to whoever you like!"
"I just love looking for you!"
"Ding, forgive me, farewell!" The men are all big pigs' trotters, and Hui Min is not used to him.
Men and women in love even chat every day, flirting and scolding, wanting to talk and resting, and the expectation of a layer of window paper.
"Ding, I won't tell you, I'm going to take a shower!"
"Together?"
"Ding, get out!"
"[Curious] [lustful] [voyeuristic] [drooling]" came to a wave of GIFs and teased her.
"Ding, the eyeballs will be deducted for you!"
"Oops, your soap is off, I'll pick it up for you [take the opportunity to rub the oil]"
"Ding, the leg is discounted for you! I'll go, we'll talk later." ”
As soon as Hui Min lost his mobile phone, his mind was flooded with shame, and he hurriedly went to take a shower.
Ke Xiao sat on the edge of the bed, making up the whole picture, the more he thought about it, the more energetic he became, the cold wind was agitated, fragmented, secretly refueled himself, turned around and went to wash.
Naked, he stripped himself naked, and when the wind blew, a few strands of hair flew away. Ke Xiao couldn't help but shiver, and hurriedly adjusted the water temperature, the water vapor steamed, and it was refreshing to pour on his body.
Take a bath in winter and swallow dates. Ke Xiao also rushed to go, and he was in a hurry, and it was over after a while, so he quickly found a towel to dry himself, put on his clothes and hugged his arms, and got into the quilt with a roar.
Bent and tightened, he was sucked into the nest, only one arm leaked out, holding his mobile phone and looking at the circle of friends boringly, surrounded by various micro-business sales and food pictures.
"Ding, your cutie is online!"
"We're done, let's make a video. Ke Xiao turned his mind around, and casually put forward his ideas to ask for her opinion.
"Ding, what do you want to do?" Hui Min instantly became vigilant.
"I miss you, I just want to see you, and show you my muscles by the way!"
"Ding, come on, just your little arms and legs, don't be embarrassed here!" disdainful of his excuses, she thought about it, took a photo full of temptation and replied, "Ding, people just washed it white, do you want to see it?"
"Of course![drooling] [squinting] [can't wait]"
"Ding, then think about it! I know that you don't have a good heart, so I won't video with you!"
"Routine, **naked routine![Grievance] [Disappointment] [Dejection]"
"Ding, what are you doing there?" Seeing through his tricks, Hui Min changed the subject without the slightest sympathy.
"I wonder if you miss me now. ”
"Ding, I didn't think about it, you're so bad!"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Ding, it's bad anyway!"
"I'm only bad [like] for you," he began to quibble again.
"Ding, big badass, nine-six-six-six-six-six. ”
"What ???"
"Ding, guess! If you can't remember you, you'll die" chatting for a day is like a quiz, and there is a risk of downtime at any time.
"Ding, where's yours?"
"Oh, I see, it's your birthday, isn't it? ”
"Ding, let's have a birthday, you are five years older than me, I am twenty and you are twenty-five, I am twenty-five and you are thirty, I will always be younger and more beautiful than you! She laughed at him heartlessly, and she never cared about the age gap between the two.
"It's heartbroken, Lao Tie!" Ke Xiao, who was still apprehensive, was completely relieved. Then I couldn't help but complain, "Look at the [white eyes] [touch your head] who spoiled you"
"Ding, then brother, will you always spoil others?"
"Yes," he was categorical.
"Ding, for a lifetime?"
"For a lifetime!"
"Ding, brother, you're so nice!" she complimented without hesitation.
"Ding, brother, people want to go out tomorrow. ”
"Okay, where do you want to go?"
"Ding, I want to go shopping and eat delicious food, but people still want to sleep lazy. ”
"Then wake up and go shopping, okay?"
"Ding, then can you wake up after ten o'clock?"
"Okay, I'll take you to a big dinner tomorrow. ”
"Ding, that's so good [drooling], I want to eat barbecue!"
"Okay, what to eat and what to buy, stand up and go in and lie down and come out!"
"Ding, don't want it! Are you okay with other people's backs? [please] [please]" In the name of dating, she eats, drinks and has fun, and she also sells cute and cute conditions.
"Okay, then you eat less, I won't be able to carry it when I shoot it!"
"Ding, you have to carry it if you can't carry it!"
"Okay, Piggy Piggy"
"Ding, hum, hate it! Brother, can we sleep?"
"You sleep first, I'll sleep when you sleep. ”
"Ding, no, let's sleep together!"
"How do you sleep together?"
"Ding, you think about me, and I think about you. ”
"Okay, one, two, three, close your eyes. ”
"Ding, one, two, three, close your eyes. Good night, dear. ”
"Good night, little princess. ”
Hui Min lay comfortably on the bed after taking a shower, teasing her boyfriend greasy and crookedly, setting a small goal for dating, a childish cooperation, and fell asleep very comfortably.
To be honest, I was very tired today, but my spirit was absolutely excited. It's been a long time since anyone has chatted so closely with him, and the two of them feel so good that he can't get a little lingering.
After a long time, a lonely person will gradually get used to opening his eyes in the middle of the night, and her appearance has changed his usual timeline.
When I closed my eyes, my mind was full of her smiles, running wantonly, hustle and bustle in the wind, and I couldn't sleep with excitement.
I don't know how long it has been, Ke Xiao, who has long been sleepy, snorted, and his saliva has already wet the pillow, and he has a sweet dream.
Saturday is a lazy day, and for office workers, it is definitely an ordinary dream to be able to sleep until you wake up naturally in the morning.
"Uh......" twisted and stretched, reluctant to get rid of the entanglement with the bed. Squinted at the time, it was half past nine in the morning, remembering the explanation she had said with saliva last night, and got up neatly.
brushed his teeth and washed his face, cleaned up his withered hairstyle by the way, narcissistically showed off his non-existent muscles in the mirror, and went out confidently.
"Little cutie, are you up?"
Ke Xiao put his hands in his pockets, stepping on the frozen snow, his voice was crunchy, and he sent a good morning reminder to Hui Min. Standing at the intersection where you usually buy breakfast, looking at the lonely street, you can't help but look a little desolate.
"Tragedy, I don't have anything to eat!" I don't know when he became hypocritical, and his stubbornness of skipping breakfast when he was alone disappeared from his laziness.
Since I met her, everything is worthy of a pompous performance, and before I know it, people have changed.
And Hui Min is still lingering in her dreams, and she has no time to deal with her boyfriend's hypocrisy, and she doesn't know that he came as promised, and was blown by the cold wind for her.