Chapter 62: Amateur Pole Dancing Performance
Yao Yi never risked his life, and since he chose to stay, of course he was completely sure.
Shangjing is a big city, the public security cadres and police have excellent ability, and the level of public security in the city is relatively high, so there is no need to call people for help in dealing with hooligans and ruffians, but only need to call the police to call the police comrades.
When the ghost ghost bumps into the people's public security, there is no choice but to surrender obediently.
The bald head looked at the patrol special police who fell from the sky in a daze, and glanced at the patrol belt on duty that the leader tied to his waist, only to feel that the solid steel pipe had just turned into a burning stick that had just been taken out of the stove, and it was extremely hot.
I don't know whose hand the steel pipe fell to the ground, and then the clanging sound became a lot, and the patrol special police leader saw that they took the initiative to put down their weapons, his face softened slightly, and he took out his police officer card to show it left and right, saying that he had received a call from the crowd and asked why a group of topless thugs with weapons gathered to make trouble.
If it is really the masses to call the police, the police call should be to the 110 command center, and then the command center will send out the task of duty, and the police from the nearby police station will rush to the scene.
It is precisely because he is familiar with this routine that the bald head dares to extort unscrupulously, but he never imagined that it was not the police but the heavily armed patrol police.
The officer's sharp eyes were like a basin of ice water, extinguishing the arrogance of the bald head, he knew that he had kicked the iron plate, and he didn't care about the "most important face", so he shook his head with a flattering smile and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, the weather is hot, I don't have any clothes, I and my brother have drunk too much, I came to pick him up and go home, I don't mean anything else." ”
"Take your brother home?" the officer asked, smiling, glancing at the steel pipes on the ground that were no longer rolling, "what about these steel pipes!"
"Ahh......h
The bald man was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and suddenly he took the steel pipe on the plastic table and twisted it on the ground a few times, and said with a shy face: "Comrade policeman, we perform pole dancing for free." ”
“……”
The officer was speechless and turned his head to look at Li Ming.
The corners of Li Ming's mouth twitched rapidly at a high frequency of more than five times per second, and he wanted to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't hold back his laughter at all.
A chuckle snorted, which aroused laughter, and even a few young patrol special police officers couldn't help laughing, and the law enforcement scene was like this, and the police officer was a little embarrassed, and he didn't give the bald head and long hair and others a chance to continue to quibble, so he made a gesture and went directly to the handcuffs and escorted away.
The bald head did not resist or argue, squeezing his eyebrows and frantically hinting that his accomplices and Long Hair and others should not resist, and honestly let the police comrades escort them away.
There is no pretending to slap the face, and a farce ends in laughter.
Li Ming laughed heartily after seeing the police car leave, leaning forward and leaning back with laughter, finally calming down and sitting back in his position, and said unsatisfactorily: "Pole dancing, wow, pole dancing, he can figure it out, haha, laughing makes my stomach hurt." Eh, Yao Yi, Lao Yang, this is fun, so interesting. ”
Yang Chengzhi grinned symbolically, and said gloomily: "It's not good to come out to eat, any cat or dog may meet, let them walk vertically It's cheap for them, I'll find a few friends in a while, and make arrangements for them clearly." Hey, there are people in the detention center who are willing to work for their lives, and give them a statutory minor injury, which is trivial. ”
Hearing this, is it to bribe the detainees and guards in the detention center to attack the bald people in the detention center? I didn't see that Lao Yang was so angry before. Yao Yi shook his head and asked, "Old Yang, are they our enemies?"
"Enemy?" Yang Chengzhi let out a cold snort from his nose, "They are also worthy?"
"Since you're not an enemy, why bother killing them all, don't trouble yourself. Yao Yi's tone was flat, and it seemed that he was just expressing his own opinions, but there was an undoubted taste when he savored it.
"If I change someone else tonight, I will be bullied by them. Hu Bin interjected angrily, "The ghost knows what they will do in the future, like this kind of social scum who may kill people and set fire in the future, there is nothing wrong with killing them all." ”
Regarding Hu Bin's extreme remarks, Yao Yi just smiled and did not refute it.
"Forget it, Lao Yang, I was so angry that I just stomped my feet and just wanted to beat them, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, my mother often said to be a man with awe. People are doing it, and the sky is watching. ”
Li Ming said, pointing to the dark night sky without stars and moons.
Yao Yi tilted his head slightly, thinking that he was reborn twenty years ago, and his heart was full of thoughts.
Perhaps, to be a human being is to always have a sense of reverence.
"Yao Yi, what do you want. Li Ming gently pushed Yao Yi on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Your trick to sit firmly on the Diaoyutai today is a bit interesting, I have learned." ”
With this playful temperament, I will definitely find an opportunity to repeat my old tricks in the future, and if I don't do it, I will get into trouble.
Yao Yi kindly persuaded: "Today is also an urgent situation, try not to use this routine in the future, some people owe it is not good to repay, and it is taboo to use public weapons for private use, now we are young, it doesn't matter if we occasionally ask someone to help, but after entering the society, we must not exceed the rules." ”
Although Li Ming has a violent temper, he is not a tendon, Yao Yi said it so clearly, he would not not understand, and immediately nodded and said: "Don't worry, I am measured and will not mess around." ”
"You just have to know what to do. Yao Yi didn't say more, and while pouring wine, he beckoned the worker to come and clean up the table.
Yang Chengzhi put his hands together against his chin, thoughtfully, as if he had questions, maybe he felt that he was not familiar enough with Yao Yi, he hesitated for a long time before he said the question in his stomach: "If there is no Boy Scout escort, how will you deal with this?"
"What kind of scout escort, that's the students of Shangyang's senior high school class, I gave them a few minutes of class this morning. Yao Yi was amused by this title, and after explaining it clearly, he replied: "They just want money, I will let them go to your car to withdraw money, if they have brains and see your car and license plate, they will not dare to take your money." ”
Yang Chengzhi asked again: "What if he really dares to take my money? The bald head who came from behind is quite smart, and knows that pretending to be crazy and stupid can avoid trouble, but the mop head who first stirred up trouble, I don't think he is a person with brains." ”
"If you dare to take it, give it to him, you don't miss this money. Yao Yi looked at the puzzled expression on Yang Chengzhi's face, and said happily, "When you meet a stupid B, don't always think about educating him, that's to help him grow up happily, you have to encourage him, encourage him from a stupid B, encourage him to become a stupid B, and then let the society educate him." ”
Yang Chengzhi and Hu Bin looked at each other, and Li Ming gave a thumbs up: "Killing people without seeing blood, wonderful!"