Chapter 4 Teacher Wu
Every festival when he gains three pounds, Wu Ke is not only fat, but also floating.
This year's past, just one word, cool!
Lihua in the east of the village didn't look at herself at all in the past, but this year is good, looking for various reasons to rub the Audi car, and she is still eyebrows. Although Lihua is good-looking, she only has a second-grade culture, how can Wu Ke get on her boat?
Don't mention the seven aunts and eight aunts, they boasted vigorously, and drank buckets of water in Wu Ke's house. The pure water station at the entrance of the village is not available.
said that the matchmaker broke through the threshold, and the village flowers within a radius of ten miles became dishes on the menu, so Wu Ke could order them casually. But so what? Who is rare?
After the festival, Wu Ke sat on the boss's chair and rubbed his temples, recalling the faces of his old family with a satisfied face.
But satisfaction is often the shortest, no, Wu Ke is not satisfied with the current turnover. It's too slow to make money like this, right? No, we have to change it!
It is said that it is a consulting company, but in fact there is only one business - training how to get rich. Wu Ke recruited a few college graduates and trained them for a few hours before they were hired. The textbook was compiled by Wu Ke himself in two days, and it looks very high-end.
In fact, they are all useless chicken soup for the soul and old cases, but there are really a lot of people who come to train. Young people want to climb to the sky in one step, looking for shortcuts everywhere, and always feel that there is a way to get rich overnight.
Wu Ke is a young man, of course he understands this, he opened this company to collect IQ tax. A few young girls who have just graduated are dressed in suits and leather shoes, full of spirit.
The students looked at the lecturer expectantly and adoringly, trying to find the golden scripture of getting rich from their words. They seem to understand, but they don't seem to understand.
Wu Ke was pacing outside a few classrooms in a restless way, what went wrong, and why did the turnover hit a bottleneck?
After observing all morning, I finally saw some eyebrows. There are some differences in the level of several instructors, and the students' eyes are bright and they vote with their feet. As a result, some classrooms are overcrowded and others are empty.
No, it has to be changed!
At noon that day, sacrificing his lunch break, Wu Ke formulated a grading plan. He made himself a special lecturer, with a sky-high price, charging by the minute, and only teaching one day a week. There are first, second, and third level instructors below, and the fees are different and the level is also different.
The results were immediate, and the students disdained to listen to the lectures of the third-level lecturers, and only some people with financial constraints listened to them. Those who have a little strength have added money to go to the classrooms of second-level or even first-level lecturers.
Special Lecturer Wu Ke's classes are held on Sundays, and enrollment starts on Mondays. It's a pity that no one signed up.
Wu Ke was puzzled and sent Xiao Chen, a first-class lecturer, to interview the students.
"Mr. Wu's class, why don't you sign up?"
"Expensive"
"As soon as I looked at Mr. Wu's face, I knew that he was uneducated. ”
"I still trust you professional lecturers. ”
Xiao Chen reported the situation truthfully, and Wu Ke sat in the boss's chair and stared at Xiao Chen's face, looking left and right.
Xiao Chen's name is Chen Qingyan, and Wu Ke is very satisfied. Not to mention the beauty of the person, the demeanor is elegant, the words and deeds are decent, and the writing is excellent. Without the accumulation of several generations, it is impossible to cultivate a girl with such a temperament. Wu Ke concluded that this Xiao Chen must be a scholarly family. Most of the students came to Xiao Chen, isn't it because of their outstanding temperament?
But I still have to wear the title of special lecturer, and no one believes me? I'll give a free lecture first! Wu Ke asked Xiao Chen to design an admission ticket on the spot, and with the admission ticket, he could listen to Wu Ke's lecture for free for one day.
Almost all the cadets got this ticket, but almost all of them thought that only themselves and a few people were lucky enough to get this cheap. Why don't you listen to it for free? Fools don't go! But when they go back, the students don't have much hope.
"Are you going to listen to Mr. Wu's class?"
"I want to listen but don't want to listen, it's a pity not to listen, I have to spend two yuan to take the bus to listen. ”
"Well, yes. Although there is no money for the class, how can I say that the transportation and food expenses are paid? It costs 15 to eat noodles here at noon. ”
Complaining is complaining, who can not come to the free thing? Early in the morning of the weekend, almost all the students came. Everyone, you look at me, I look at you.
"How much did you buy that coupon?"
"How much? I won't come if I want money. ”
"What about you? Do you still spend money?"
"No, no, I picked up two at the sink. ”
The large classroom was crowded with people, and the students were generally not optimistic about Wu Ke, but they all came. It's not that I have to listen to his lectures, but I feel that it would be a pity not to come to the classes that don't cost money. The third-level lecturer gets 80 yuan for each class, although the total level of Wu is not high, but it is worth 10 yuan, right? Listen for free for a day, and if you don't come to listen, won't you lose dozens of yuan?
The class time was coming soon, and Wu Ke didn't show up for a long time.
"Look, what did I say? Mr. Wu doesn't know how to lecture at all. ”
"We're all here, let's see how he ends! ”
Buzz Buzz......
At eight o'clock, Wu Ke appeared at the door of the classroom in a white suit. No one in the classroom looked at him, they were all chatting.
"Everyone, please be quiet! The following is a lecture by Mr. Wu. ”
As soon as Chen Qingyan's voice sounded, the large classroom immediately fell silent.
Wu Ke picked up the microphone: "Ladies and gentlemen, what is the purpose of your training in the company?
"Of course, it's to learn to make money, make more money, and support my wife and children. ”
"Your name is Sun Jiahao, right? You graduated five years and started your business seven times, all of which failed. Do you know why?"
"Why?" Sun Jiahao asked in surprise.
"Have you read the textbook I wrote?"
"You wrote that? I thought you were just a name. ”
"There are cases and methods in my textbooks, and if you read them carefully, you will definitely be able to find your own problems. Today, I will help you point out that every time you start a business, you can't last more than a year, and there are a few times when you just need to stick to it for a few more months to make money. ”
"How many times?"
"You follow the trend of raising pigs, and when the price of meat drops, you give up, but you go and check the price of meat the next year. You sell fried chicken, you have chicken plague, there are few customers, you have only been working for five months, and you look at the fried chicken restaurant on the street now, how is the business of the fried chicken restaurant on the street now?"
When Sun Jiahao heard this, he walked up to the podium excitedly: "Mr. Wu, how do you know so many things about me?"
Wu Ke didn't know how he knew, but as soon as he looked at Sun Jiahao, he had this information in his mind.
"I don't know you, how can we help you?"
"Mr. Wu, what about me?"
"Your name is Wang Bin, you work as a security guard in a bank during the day, and sell chaos on the street at night. Your wife thinks you're a cheater and is divorcing you. Security guards have low salaries and chaos makes little money, right?"
"Yes, yes, then Mr. Wu, what should I do?"
"What should I do? Divorce your wife! You make money day and night, and not only does she not feel distressed, but she also steals people outside. What are you trying to do? After the divorce, maybe you will have a different life. Without worries, you will have the energy to do your career. ”
"She's stealing people?TMD, I'll leave her when I go back, I've had enough!"
There was a commotion in the classroom, and the students asked the omniscient Mr. Wu one after another, most of them asking if his wife or husband had an affair or private money.
Buzz Buzz......
The class entered a climax, and the students added Wu Ke's WeChat one after another, and said that no matter how expensive it was, they had to listen to Mr. Wu's class.
"Teacher Wu, you have to help me......"
"Mr. Wu, the life of my family is entrusted to you......"
"Teacher Wu, my wife's name is Jin Lian, will she ......?"
"Teacher Wu......"
The scene became more and more chaotic, and the crowding caused a stampede. Xiao Chen was squeezed outside the classroom, and the voices of crying, scolding, and asking for help were intertwined in the classroom......
Xiao Chen reluctantly picked up the phone and dialed 110.