Myths and nonsense

Myths and nonsense are all spoken by people. Copied a few old jokes and said Yuan Mei's "Zi Bu Yu".

The god of Taibai Mountain in Qinzhong is the most spiritual. There are three pools on the top of the mountain, which are said to be big and white, medium and white, and three are white. Wooden leaves and grass mud, even falling in the pool, then the group of birds to the street, the local people called "net pond birds". There is a carpenter who fell into the pool, and saw the man in yellow leading to a hall, there is a king in the hall, the head of the department is Zhu Xu, the beard is pale, and the craftsman smiles and says: "Knowing the art of skill, annoying each other to make a pavilion, so call you to come." "The craftsman lived in the water house. After three years of success, the king rewarded him with 3,000 gold and allowed him to return. The craftsman thought that the gold was heavy and difficult to bring, and he said that there were many small dogs in the house, and the hair was golden, and he begged the king to take it, but the king did not allow it. The craftsman secretly hugged a dog and resigned. On the way, a small golden dragon flew into the air, claws injured the hands of the craftsman, and was abandoned for life. After returning home, suddenly a day of thunderstorm, hail turned into gold, and it was called, three thousand taels.

When Li Xianggong was not expensive, he prayed for a dream in the Kowloon Tan Temple. God gave a poem to Lianyun: "Wealth has no intention, and fame and fame cannot be achieved." Li Yi is quite disgusted. Later, the Wuxu Kejinshi, as the prime minister, knew that the word "Wuxu" was similar to the word "Cheng" rather than the word "Cheng", and the word "want" went to the "heart", which happened to be the word "phase".

Those surnamed Zhang in Wuhu sell corruption as a business. His wife was 14 months pregnant, gave birth to a unicorn, round hands and square feet, green back and yellow belly, green hair all over the body, and there were liner armor on the left and right arms, which was shining. You can walk when you fall to the ground. Feeding can be eaten, and the good deeds think that it is auspicious, and they want to report to the official, but they die late, only seven days from the time of death.

Shaoxing Zheng Shiruo's talented wife Wei, gave birth to a night fork, the whole body is blue, the mouth is open, the eyes are shrunk, the nose is narrowed, the red hair is sharp, the chicken is away from the hooves, and the bite is biting, biting the fingers of the midwife. Xiucai was terrified, and killed him with a knife, and the Yaksha made a fighting shape, and he was killed for a long time, and his blood was blue. His mother was also shocked.

Shandong was in the Seven Rebellions, and there were many deaths. After the pacification, Tanaka Huang Dousheng, shaped like a human face, old and young, men and women, good and ugly, and ears, eyes, mouth and nose, from the neck down, there are blood shadows. The natives call it "human bean".

There are lonely people in the hidden fairy nunnery, and the old servant Wang in the nunnery scolds him evilly. Lying in bed at night, I saw a woman coming under the lamp, hugging her and kissing her. The king did not refuse, but became a short black beard, and the point of his beard was like a needle, and the king was in pain, and cried out. Laugh alone. The next day, the servant's mouth was full of fine eyes, like a hedgehog stinging man.

Myths and gossip with a human flavor, even if they are not believable, but they are a wake-up call, and they can also be used to make snacks. Gods and ghosts without human touches make people stay away. Nowadays, if you go to the streets and markets, there are a lot of such creatures.