Chapter 10: A Night of Ridiculousness

Gu Xiaoyou turned his head slightly, confirming that the two of them had been out of the sight of the group, and then shook someone's hand away fiercely-the more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became! It's not that Master Bai has seven tricks and is extremely smart! Then how can he know that there are ingredients in the wine, and still stupidly go to serve it! If it is a "cup poured" thing, let alone a hero saving the beauty at that time, it is possible to fold it halfway! This is a person in the coffin, is there a space for two people, do the two of them have company? I have never seen him hit the muzzle of a gun like this! I almost want to be cried stupidly by him......

Bai Jingmo stared at his hand that was thrown away, very helpless! Heh! Throw it away when it's finished--suddenly found that something was wrong! This direction is not going to the exit! Bai Jingmo's brain was a little blank for a moment—he instinctively rushed up and grabbed Gu Xiaoyou's hand, "There is medicine in the wine, don't you go to the hospital?"

Gu Xiaoyou's whole body trembled, and he glared at him with squinted eyes, "Are you driving? Are you crazy? Look at your whole person, like a fermented wine vat!Or do you think that the police station is full of relatives from your family!"

Bai Jingmo was suddenly bombarded indiscriminately by the beauty in front of him like a machine gun, and he was a little confused, but he still calmly reminded him, "There is a substitute driving office next to the bar!"

A punch on the cotton - the little demon Gu Xiaoyou's little face was full of shame and indignation, and his cheeks bulged like a toad, but the words he said were still choking, "I can't wait that long! Do you want me to have a magnetic levitation resonance with you in the car?"

A blockbuster ** was thrown over, and this time Bai Jingmo couldn't catch it at all - it directly became a stupid goose with a scorched outside and tender inside.

"Why are you still pestle like a piece of wood! Hurry up and get a room! I want to soak in cold water!" The ancient demon is like a little peasant resentful woman at this time, but she doesn't know it yet—forcing a certain man to be red-faced!

His face was flushed, his whole body was pink, and he overreacted violently - this medicine reacted so quickly! I didn't have time to think about it, "You wait a while!" Bai Jingmo rushed out like the wind after finishing speaking--but within 2 minutes, he came back like lightning again, and he still had a VIP room card in his hand.

The ancient demon was anxious and shocked--peerless master? Is this a Lingbo micro-step or a big move? Could this be someone who robbed someone's room card halfway! The truth is indeed the same-someone directly dropped the business card and ID card, grabbed the room card and ran away-the front desk didn't react at all!

"I'll hug you!" - the ancient little demon left the ground in a whirlwind!

"Ah!" With an exclamation, a pair of long legs appeared in the eyes of everyone - Bai Jingmo was stunned, noticed the strangeness of others, and quickly put the person down, took off his shirt, wrapped the pair of jade legs, and hugged a princess, this process was smooth and smooth, in one go, without giving the ancient demon the slightest chance to refuse - just like that, the whole process was high-energy, running fast, and the two of them crossed the corridor, entered the elevator, and opened the door in full view of everyone......

And here the ancient demon directly turned into an ostrich - it's so embarrassing! A red man is holding a pink girl all the way to run wildly, how anxious this must be - I feel extremely ashamed to think about it!

As soon as the door was closed, Bai Jingmo walked straight to the bedroom and gently put the ancient demon on the bed, "I'm going to release the water!" turned around and entered the bathroom next to him, and after a while, there was the sound of rushing water......

Gu Xiaoyou glanced at the gap between the man's turn - his face was red and his neck was thick, he was sweating nonstop, and he was panting vigorously! He was only 95 pounds, as for being tired like this! This was simply an insult to his personality - they all said that Brother Bing often carried a hundred pounds of sandbags to carry weights in the army, and now it seems that it is nothing more than that! I am really sorry for the eight-pack abs on my body! I gave birth to a fancy frame in vain...... While thinking wildly, the ancient demon found that his mouth was getting more and more dry, and his body was even more hot and uncontrollable......

Suddenly, Gu Xiaoyou saw a refrigerator not far away. I walked over in a daze, opened it and saw that all the flowers were good things to quench my thirst!"Ha! The ancient demon picked a bottle of bright pink, broke it hard, and the gurgling was a fierce pouring-cold stomach, and the whole person was much more comfortable in an instant......

On the other side, Bai Jingmo turned on the faucet of the bathtub as soon as he entered the bathroom, and carefully washed it before turning on the maximum amount of water. Then he got up and came to the washbasin, rinsed his face with cold water, dipped a towel in the water, and carefully wiped his upper body—the heat finally subsided! Just now the beauty was in her arms, and she swallowed the fragrance vigorously, and she almost collapsed! I thought of the strangeness of my body along the way, and I was really embarrassed......

Bai Jingmo heard that the tone of the water was getting higher and higher, almost full, turned around and opened the door, and just wanted to speak—but as a result, he saw a scattered scene—things were scattered everywhere, just like being robbed—mobile phones, wallets, tissues, and all kinds of gadgets, and there were actually anti-wolf spray, strong light pens, small shock batons, switchblades, and other controlled supplies! And the scattered pile of red banknotes was even more dazzling- Looking at it again, the ancient demon sat quietly on the ground, huddled into a ball, and all kinds of drinks and cans beside him were also scattered all over the ground! The petite back looked more and more pitiful...... Suddenly, an empty bottle rolled under his feet, and Bai Jingmo picked it up and took a look—Love Rose Wine!"Damn!" I really shouldn't have left her here alone for so long!

"Little demon, little demon!" Bai Jingmo looked worried, walked over, and was about to pick up the poor worm - but then he suddenly found that the cheongsam on her body had long since disappeared! In addition to the big curly black hair flying down on the top of her head, the only thing that covered the spring color of the mountain was the two thin clouds on the mountainside -- the ancient little demon raised his head when he heard the sound, and his wet eyes were like a rabbit who had only suffered a great grievance, his hands were like soft wattles, his skin was like clotted fat, and he held her willow waist with a sexy and slender jade legs!

"Who are you, why are you coming to my room?" Gu Xiaoyou's originally mushy brain suddenly became vigilant because of this call, frowning coldly, and looking defensive......

Only then did Bai Jingmo notice that Gu Xiaoyou's body was full of strong wine aroma, and his eyes were all unfocused--drink a bottle? The man was very helpless, but he could only coax softly, "Little demon, the water is almost ready, don't you want to take a bath?"

Gu Xiaoyou tilted his head, looked confused, and staggered to his feet—his face was red, his eyes were intoxicated, he looked like a drunken fist from a distance, and he looked like he was dancing awkwardly up close. The corners of Bai Jingmo's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and was about to step forward to help him--but, as soon as he touched his arm, a certain little goblin took advantage of the situation and stuck to it--the sky thundered and the earth was on fire! Both of them were inexplicably electrocuted! They actually dared to go up and down! Bai Jingmo was completely blinded! How could he have been stimulated like this, looking at the beautiful eyes of the ancient little demon covered with mist, and suddenly his heart was about to shake - this is not good, something will happen if it goes on like this! Calm down for 2 seconds, the man was ruthless and pushed the entangled goblin away......

One hand and foot are long and the other is sticking forward, and the needle tip is facing the wheat, and the original beautiful and fragrant picture suddenly becomes funny and funny - the stalemate for 5 minutes, no progress, too, how can the arm twist the thigh! Gu Xiaoyou was sullen, and simply stopped, but he didn't care about yelling, "What's the matter with you! I won't give you a hug! If I do this again, I'll kick you out and let Sister Hong change it for me!"

As soon as the ancient little demon spoke, Bai Jingmo's face immediately turned black, and a pair of sharp swords shot over, "What did you say! Sister Hong found you a man!"

When Gu Xiaoyou heard this, she dared to yell at her, and she immediately became calm, "It's your business! Aren't you the one Sister Hong found?

Gu Xiaoyou's answer was not what he asked, but the man's face became more and more ugly, as if there was a green light above his head, and he roared directly, "Gu Xiaoyou! You tell me clearly! Have you ever found a man!"

This roar, the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, and it was deafening! The ancient demon was directly frightened, "No... You... You're the first!" But just after finishing speaking, he didn't wait for someone's face to recover, and added without fear of death, "But, you guy, your temper is too bad! I want Sister Hong to find me another one!"

It's like plucking the hair on the head of a tiger! Bai Jingmo punched directly to the wardrobe, "You dare! I see which man dares to touch you! I tore him directly!" Suddenly, the wardrobe reacted for two seconds, and it cracked directly... It's cracked!

Gu Xiaoyou was so frightened that he directly shook a spirit, "Then forget it! Don't change it! Then do you have to raise the price on the spot before you are willing to take the business?"

The transformation was too fast, and he was caught off guard! Bai Jingmo really wanted to dig open the head of a certain little goblin and see what it contained! Bai Jingmo's eyebrows jumped, and he thought calmly for about a minute! The ancient little demon felt that it had gone through a long century!

The man sighed—"Sooner or later!—Are you sure? Do you know what you're doing?"

When Gu Xiaoyou heard this, there were people who dared to insult me! This is a naked provocation! "Why don't I know! Isn't it just to taste the taste of the forbidden fruit! Heh! I'm already an adult! I have the right to pursue physical freedom! Where is it like you, a big man twists and pinchs, like a newlywed daughter-in-law!"

The words are not shocking and endless, Bai Jingmo once again saw the skills of the ancient demon - I didn't expect people to get drunk, but one by one, the whole thing was like a train derailment, booming and rushing!

Gu Xiaoyou saw that the man still wanted to talk, so he simply played a hooligan and pinched the man's chin, "Wow! I was ashamed to answer, really! Tsk! That dare to be a novice! We are all novices! Take care of each other and discuss with each other!"

"Huh, you still don't know what to say?" Gu Xiaoyou saw that the man didn't react, and directly pursed his mouth, "I'm not happy... Hmph! It's good if the old lady doesn't dislike you! I've heard that a man's first time is a seven-second xxx! If it weren't for your face, I wouldn't have done a loss-making business! How about it! 10,000 yuan? Give me a happy word!"

With silky eyes and sugar-coated shells, Bai Jingmo drove the bomber through the air several times, and finally hit the ground! Since the girl was seven points drunk and three points awake, it was better to push the boat with the water, "Are you sure? Don't regret it?"

Gu Xiaoyou jumped to his feet directly, "Repentance? Joke! Aunt Ben's grandmother has made a word, and it is difficult for the horse to chase! Nine deaths without regrets!" This man actually questioned her character again and again, it was simply unreasonable, "Long-winded, can you just be a little more serious?"

I don't know whether I am alive or dead, and I step on thunder everywhere - Bai Jingmo's only remaining reason told himself: The future daughter-in-law, pick it yourself! Endure it! Bear it! Bear it! Again after a while, the man suppressed his anger, patiently dug a pit, took out a paper and pen from the bedside, "There is no basis for your words!

"Yo roar! There is still this kind of operation? Okay! Sign and sign! Who is afraid of whom!" Gu Xiaoyou snatched the pen and paper, and the dragon flying and phoenix dancing was a line of words: I sleep with people, I don't regret it! The arrogant sentence made the man's eyebrows jump! After thinking for a moment, he added a line of words under the signature: Bai Jingmo, the person who slept with him, also signed his name, and then locked the confession in the safe.

The corners of Gu Xiaoyou's mouth twitched - now public relations is so particular? It's a pity that the law doesn't protect the rights and interests of the victims! A little example! A broken note! I still want to fight with the old lady! Hehe

Bai Jingmo looked at the ancient little demon on the side again, and asked again, "Are you sure you don't regret it?"

"I'm sure! It's more certain than the math answer in the college entrance examination! Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Male and female mating is the law of reproduction in nature! We are following the laws of nature!"

Since someone's words are conclusive, the man doesn't want to go against his heart's wishes, so he steps forward directly, hugs the snake's waist, holds the back of his head, and holds down the back of his head, which is a tornado-like devastating French deep kiss!

The ancient demon was caught off guard at all! In the face of the suddenly enlarged beauty of the prosperous age, it took a while to take the initiative to respond to the soft sweetness of the rampage in his mouth... When the love was strong, the two began to tremble unconsciously...... Suddenly, Gu Xiaoyou realized that the air in her lungs was about to be sucked dry! Out of survival instinct, she pushed the man away, blushing, and breathing heavily, her eyes full of residual pleasure

Bai Jingmo was suddenly pushed away from the deep sweetness, like a child who had lost candy, but he still politely opened his mouth: "Do you want to continue now?"

The Gu Little Demon took a few breaths and came back to life with full blood, "Of course!

got a positive reply, and a certain man directly took off the last equipment on his body - the prosperous scene he saw made the ancient little demon dumbfounded, panicked in his heart, turned around and ran away!

- but was grabbed by someone and pulled back!

Ancient Demon: "......"

"What are you running!" Bai Jingmo, who saw the woman's intentions, said in a cold and terrifying voice!

Gu Xiaoyoumu struggled hard, and simply let go, "I... I regret it! I don't do business!"—that with a rolling pin, it's so scary!

Then, the man erupted into the most terrifying roar since he met, "I've seen everything! I regret it now, it's too late!" After that, a princess hugged him directly, took three steps and made two steps to the bed, and threw the ancient demon onto the bed—it was really thrown! But don't say it, this Simmons's elasticity is really good! Look back at what brand it is!

Without waiting for the ancient demon to react, in the blink of an eye, he turned into the Sun Monkey who couldn't move under the Five Fingers Mountain of the Buddha!

Ancient Demon: "......"

Then, a large mosaic floated by......

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"Master, are you sure it's the first time on the road?

"Practice is the only criterion for testing theory!"

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"Master, can I get off the bus?"

"No! Highway section, no stopping!"

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"Master, how long is the whole journey?

"There is still an hour to see!

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