Chapter 250: Bao Ye, you really fight
Fifteen minutes after Long Duobao made a phone call.
A guy in a motorcycle suit and a motorcycle helmet came out of breath.
He handed Long Duobao a small wooden box: "Master Bao, give it." ”
"Well, you can go. Long Duobao took five bright red hundred-yuan bills.
"Thank you, Lord Bao. ”
The motorcyclist grabbed the money and left.
"Is this your subordinate?" Qin Yang asked.
"Phew, think I'm you, do underground, I'm an honest person. Long Duobao said angrily: "He is from Taobao." ”
"Taobao's, how did you deliver it to your door? This delivery business, isn't it for the courier to do it?" Qin Yang fainted a little.
"You know a fart! This is a spectrum! What is the most important thing for you to walk in the rivers and lakes? I gave him 4505, and he was going to deliver it to the door, I gave him 4505, I scolded him, and he didn't dare to let go of a fart!" Long Duobao is a person who regards face as more important than life.
Qin Yang smiled: "Hehe, yes! Fifty things, let people deliver four hundred and five, fortunately you are not from my company, otherwise, if I don't beat you with peach blossoms on your face, you don't know why the flowers are so red!"
Long Duobao waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, you don't know how to appreciate my beauty, this is the original stone, you go and take a look." ”
Well!
Qin Yang nodded and opened the square wooden box, in which a gray thing lay quietly.
"This is the original stone?" Qin Yang hurriedly asked.
"yes!"
"Tsk, can this kind of thing produce jade?" Qin Yang looked at the original stone.
The rough stone is the size of a fist, with some markings on the surface, like the lines on python skin.
Reach out and touch the surface of the stone, it is very smooth and polished.
Long Duobao explained on the side: "This stone, in the gambling stone field, it is called the Rotten Sore Stone, you look at this place, it doesn't look like it has a scar, this thing, there is basically no hope for the jade." ”
Qin Yang held the stone and looked at the light, indeed, the stone in his hand had a mark on the right side, which looked like a scar.
"You know what the rough stone looks like. ”
"Got it. Qin Yang changed his hand and held up the stone with his left hand, and at the same time, the probe in the middle of his left hand pierced into the original stone.
Suddenly, a facet of the rough appeared in his mind.
From top to bottom, the facet is a stone, a transparent object, a stone.
It's clear that there's something mixed in with this rough stone.
"Huh?" Qin Yang paid attention to the transparent object in his mind.
"Could it be that this is jadeite?" Qin Yang has seen a lot of jadeite, and knows one thing, that is, jadeite is transparent, the best jadeite, like a piece of ice without any impurities, the sense of transparency is simply top-notch.
"There is probably jade in this piece. Qin Yang thought to himself.
"Stop playing, you can't get out of the jade anyway, let's go, buddy will take you to the famous gambling stone field to play two." "Long Duobao hasn't gambled on stones for a long time, and when it comes to gambling stones, the addiction comes up, and he persuades Qin Yang to play two.
Qin Yang smiled: "Isn't there any possibility that this piece of jade will come out of jade?"
Looking at Qin Yang's weird smile, Long Duobao shook his head with a smile, and nodded again: "Do you know, there is a popular saying in the gambling stone field - one knife lives, one knife dies!"
A knife is born, a knife is dead, that is, the original stone in the hands of gamblers, a knife down, cut out the stone, the gambling rises, and make a lot of money.
But most of the time - if you go down with a knife, there is no jade for the fart, and not a dime of the invested money is recovered.
"Theoretically, any piece of rough stone has the possibility of producing jade, but some lowly stones, such as this rotten scar, there is absolutely no reason to produce jade. Long Duobao said with a smile.
Qin Yang snapped his fingers: "Yes! Okay, anyway, going to other places is gambling, and here is also gambling, otherwise let's gamble?"
"Bet on what?"
"Bet on whether this stone can produce jade. Qin Yang snorted his chin at the stone: "If you come out, that's good, you pay for this meal, if you don't pay for it, you pay for this meal." ”
Long Duobao was stunned, suddenly laughed, slapped the table, and swore solemnly: "Haha! You kid, if you want to invite me to dinner, just say it, can you use such a roundabout method?"
"Hey, as you just said, any piece of rough stone has the possibility of producing jade. Qin Yang shook his finger.
"Phew! Absolutely impossible, let alone a meal, even if I were asked to kiss the ass of a donkey, I would fucking admit it. Long Duobao laughed.
"That's what you said. Qin Yang slapped the table and said with a smile.
"It's Bao Ye I said, if I lose, I'll kiss the donkey's buttocks, kiss it, kiss it, and kiss the cocoon. "Long Duobao is also ruthless.
"Good!"
Qin Yang didn't say a word, flipped and pulled out the knife, and stabbed at the original stone.
Sonorous!
Extremely sharp, the rough stone was cut in half.
And jade, like the yolk of an egg that has been cut, has nothing to hide under the sharp facet.
Qin Yang pointed to the jade: "Bao Ye! donkey butt." ”
Long Duobao took a closer look, and immediately cried with a sad face, and spoke with a crying voice: "How is it possible? How is this possible? God has no eyes." ”
"I think God let you kiss the donkey's butt, you can see that his eyes are bright. Qin Yang snapped his fingers: "Give you two choices, call my brother every day in the future, or kiss the donkey's butt, you can choose one." ”
"Kiss the donkey's ass, call your brother, calling your brother is more disgusting than kissing the donkey's ass. ”
"Good!"
Qin Yang snapped his fingers: "Gangzi! ”
"Hey, Brother Yang, what are you doing?" Xiao Gang walked up to Qin Yang, and at the same time took two glasses of vodka in his hand, he opened his hand and handed Qin Yang a glass, and at the same time put another glass in front of Long Duobao.
Qin Yang said with a half-smile: "Gangzi, do you have a live donkey here?"
"There are no live donkeys, and we don't make donkey meat. ”
"And what about the four-legged ones running on the ground? like wolf dogs, golden retrievers, or whatever. Qin Yang snickered and looked at Long Duobao.
Long Duobao couldn't help but twitch for a while.
"It's hard to find now, pets are generally not allowed in the store, and those with pets are not allowed to bring them, and even if they are brought here, we are not allowed to enter the bar. ”
Xiao Gang smiled: "People are drinking, dogs are barking, and the scenery is ruined." ”
"Oh?" Qin Yang took a sip of wine: "What should I do?"
Long Duobao was excited: "Have you seen it? It's not that Bao Ye doesn't talk about credit, it's really unconditional to implement it!"
"Alas, there is. Xiao Gang kicked Long Duobao, who had just been happy, into hell with a word: "Brother Yang, look! The leather shop opposite has just opened, and I found a grass and mud horse as a gimmick, and it has been tied there for several days, but it is running straight on the ground." ”
The grass mud horse is an alpaca, smaller than a donkey, bigger than a dog, and quite cute.
Qin Yang slapped his thigh fiercely: "That's it, Gangzi, borrow it from me, hurry up." He twisted a few bills out of his pocket and slapped them on the table: "This is rent." ”
"Brother Yang, I'll give you this money. Xiao Gang didn't take the money and went out directly.
Long Duobao's face turned pale.
Qin Yang said with a smile: "Call brother, don't kiss the grass and mud horses." ”
"No, I don't call you brother when I kiss grass and mud horses, that's the principle. "Long Duobao's temper is quite stinky.
Wait for Xiao Gang to come in with the alpaca.
The crowd at the bar crowded.
"This grass and mud horse is so cute. ”
"What did Brother Gang do when he brought the grass and mud horses in?"
"It seems that the old man made a bet with the big brother, but he lost the bet, and he wanted to kiss the ass of the grass and mud horse. ”
"And what about this?"
"I'll go, I didn't come in vain today. ”
Xiao Gang came to Qin Yang with an alpaca, and he couldn't help but smile: "Master Bao, you originally made a bet with Brother Yang......? , tsk, it's really hard. ”
Long Duobao is now looking at the grass and mud horses, and it is not pleasing to the eye: "Grandma, you don't eat grass well, come here to fool around! ”
The alpaca glanced at Long Duobao with disdain, and continued to chew on the soybeans handed over by Xiao Gang in his right hand.
"Bao Ye, what are you waiting for!, dear!" Qin Yang stood up and waved his arms.
All the spectators in the bar waved their arms: "Dear, dear!"
"Dear!"
"Dear!"
Long Duobao clenched his fists fiercely: "Banana is a bala, Lao Tzu fights." He drank all the vodka in front of him: "Since ancient times, no one has died, and he has to die early and late." ”
He grabbed the alpaca's buttocks like crazy and opened his mouth to kiss him violently.
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
There was a huge burst of laughter inside the bar.
Qin Yang was also speechless with joy, especially when he saw the tearful expression of the alpaca, he laughed even more.
"Haha!
Long Duobao kissed eighteen mouths in a row and was about to raise his head.
The alpaca let out a loud fart.
Poof!
Long Duobao's beard was blown by the fart wind.
"! Lao Tzu is no longer alive, Qin Yang, gambling on stones, let's go back tomorrow, no, no, Bao Ye has to go back to take a bath, what kind of smell is there all over his body." ”
Long Duobao shook his clothes, and there were bursts of yellow smoke.
"Just show me, this grass and mud horse, tomorrow Lao Tzu spent money to buy it, go back and stew it, grass." ”
Hahaha!
There was another hearty laugh in the bar.
Qin Yang shook his head and picked up the jade: "Bao Ye is really fighting! Gangzi, I'll go first." ”
"Okay, I've got your clothes today, just a moment ago, my bar is full. Xiao Gang also laughed so badly.
Qin Yang smiled and shrugged his shoulders and walked out of the bar.
He shook his head: "Bao Ye is really ruthless, this is convincing, I am not so ruthless anyway." ”
Got in the car.
Qin Yang threw the stone on the dashboard, and suddenly he saw that there was a thin film on the surface of the jade, which was hit by the tail light of the car in front of him, and the film was still shining.
He stretched out his hand and grabbed the stone back.
"Huh?" Qin Yang remembered, the garlic bottle he got from Long Duobao last time was also wrapped in a layer of film.
This layer of film can be absorbed by Qin Yang, and it can increase the vitality in the body, which is good for cultivating the family tradition "Jade Heart Sutra".
"Jade Heart Sutra. Qin Yang slapped his thigh fiercely: "Could it have something to do with jade?"
He looked at the jade.