Chapter 49: Old Man, Your Bun
In front of a dilapidated tavern.
"Boss, how do you sell steamed buns?" Tie Guan Li asked the couple who sold steamed buns with a crutch.
"One by one. The boy asked enthusiastically as he held up a paper bag.
"Two. Tie crutches Li stiffened his waist, spoke with difficulty, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "When I eat the bun and have the strength, I must straighten my waist!"
"There are mushroom and cabbage filling, vermicelli bean sprout filling, and steamed beef filling, do you want any of them?" The girl was very sunny and smiled even warmer.
"Of course it's steamed beef!" Tie Guan Li said with a smile, a batch of white teeth whitening and correction, very healthy.
"How many?"
"Both. ”
"Two gold coins. ”
"Two pieces, two gold coins?" said Tie Guan Li in surprise, weighing it, the coin in his hand was still very heavy.
"Here, your buns. The girl enthusiastically handed out the buns.
Tie Guan Li said reluctantly: "I don't want it, there are no gold coins, goblins." ”
"If you don't have gold coins, you still want to eat steamed buns?" said a bearded middle-aged man lined up behind Tie Guan Li.
"Young people are just angry, can't bear me to be an old man complaining?" Tie Guan Li said aggrievedly.
"This, or..." The boy saw that the old man was carrying a crutch, carrying a sack, and several square patches of different sizes, a little disgusted but somewhat sympathetic, and said to the girl beside him, "Shall we give him one?"
"How can that work, but two gold coins. The girl frowned suddenly, and when she saw the tattered appearance of Tie Guan Li, she seemed to be able to smell a stench.
"Alright, I'll buy two for this old man. Hu Buwen said with a smile.
"Two gold coins. The boy said calmly.
"What? two gold coins, exchange gold coins for buns, you think this bun is made of gold??" Hu Buwen was shocked, thinking that he was only worth one gold coin.
"That's not possible, you're deceiving people too much!" the bearded middle-aged man shouted.
"If you have money, you buy it, and if you don't have money, you can walk away. The boy said with a huff.
"You are really underwhelmed by what you say, I won't leave if I don't give Uncle Ben a good explanation today!"
"Why, it's still lying to me, I want to report it to the government!"
"Alright, this is the Elven Guild. The bearded middle-aged man stretched out a slender wooden sword to isolate the two of them.
"Fairy Guild?" Tie Guan Li said in surprise, it looks ordinary here, but it's just a street corner alley, how did you pick up the treasure here?
"Hehe, this old man looks like a goblin from out of town, right? A bare-chested child opened a wooden door and came over.
"Too much to pay. Tie Guan Li said disdainfully, "But I'd love to see the Fairy Guild!"
"You still want to enter the guild without an admission ticket, are you afraid that you are not from the government?" the little boy ate a lollipop, and suddenly bit it and did not let go, as if he had been pointed.
"Official?" suddenly there was a noise behind the door.
On the street, a man in a red hooded sweatshirt raised a hand, gently moved the brim of a baseball cap, and walked in the direction of Tie Guan Li.
"Who are you?" asked the little boy, holding his head up.
"Same as you. ”
"Leprechaun?"
"That's true. ”
"The government has started the Internet identity registration of the goblins, and all the goblins sitting here must be registered, otherwise all the information will be passively blocked and become wanted. The man said with a serious face.
"It's clearly aimed at us. The bearded middle-aged man said vigorously.
"Who made us goblins, I heard that it was the people in the Red Rose who made Yan Chengling unhappy. A wooden door was gently pushed open, revealing the face of a little girl, with a delicate face, a ponytail, and big eyes.
"Dare to ask, what's the reason?" Tie Guan Li asked quietly as he put down the sack on his shoulder.
"I heard that it was the appearance of skeletons, and the skeletons on Lawn Street were identified as goblins after being investigated by the Heavenly Ministry, so all the goblins in the small town of Danxian will register the goblin information on the official website of the four departments, and from then on they can be regarded as ordinary people who are not opposed to the government. The little girl said, stretched out a wooden cone wooden staff and stared at the iron cane Li Xiaoxiao and said, "Grandpa, our wooden canes are really similar." ”
Tie Guan Li's face twitched: "Old man...."
As soon as he looked at his face, he was said to be an old man, which made Tie Guan Li very unhappy, but his waist was a little stiffer, why did he look old?
"Yes, old man, you are also a goblin?" the little girl exclaimed in surprise, pointing at the iron cane Li and smiling innocently.
"Xiwen, doesn't this person seem to have any demonic spirit?" said the boy who sold the bun suddenly.
"What, Chen Haoyu, do you have a sense of consciousness?" said the girl unbuttoning her apron and leaving a sexy little leather coat.
"Shirley, I don't, it's just a man's intuition. Chen Haoyu unbuttoned his apron, revealing a casual sweatshirt, scratching his head and laughing.
"None of our women's sixth senses feel special yet. Shirley pulled a dagger from her waist and flipped it around twice, glancing at Tie Guan Li.
"There's a demonic aura. Tie Guan Li said lightly.
"This person doesn't seem to be an ordinary person or a goblin, could it be an immortal from above the Heavenly Court?" Chen Haoyu pondered.
Behind the wooden door, it was instantly lively, and the noise was everywhere.
"An immortal from our fairy guild?"
"How is it possible? Immortals are all in the ethereal, how can they appear among the goblins?"
"Oh, look at him like that, how can there be a fairy spirit, clearly emitting a kind of stench in silence. ”
Tie Guan Li stuck out his tongue and snorted deliberately.
"Old man, your buns. Hu Buwen held the paper bag and smiled.
Tie Guan Li was already hungry, so he reached out to catch the paper bag and said, "Boy, I see that your bones are amazing, you are a person of creation, are you willing to follow me around to cultivate?"
"Just these two buns?" said the tiger in surprise.
Tie Guan Li ate the bun and nodded with satisfaction.
"I refuse. Hu Buwen said decisively.
Tie Guan Li was stunned in an instant, this is a rare opportunity, the two buns can follow an immortal, this kind of opportunity is simply one in ten thousand, the tiger in front of him doesn't even think about it, is it too reckless to refuse? Or does he not know that he is an immortal, even if it is an immortal who is a goblin temporarily.
Tie Guan Li picked up the second bun and asked again, "Are you really unwilling?"
Hu Buwen shook his head: "I don't want to be a goblin." ”
Tie Guan Li ate the buns, and used his divine sense to perceive the tiger without smelling, his bones were healthy, his limbs were developed, and his mind was a little hot.
"Is it really a mortal, why did a mortal come to this goblin guild?" Tie Guan Li wondered, because after eating two buns, his body had energy, and his rickety body gradually straightened, and the fairy bones were proud, quite immortal.
Hu Buwen stared at Tie Guan Li, and in the blink of an eye, he changed from a rickety old man's son to a young man carrying a sack with a cane, and he was suddenly stunned.
The Fairy Guild boiled again, "I'll go, I'm willing to follow!"
"I want to be a great immortal!
"Go away, like you don't have any?!"
Tie Guan Li smiled, weighed the sack on his shoulder, and said softly: "It's useless, I already have a qualified candidate." ”
Tie Guan Li pointed at the tiger and asked again: "Are you willing to go all over the world with me as a home?" ”
Hu Buwen hesitated a little, at a loss, he took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Jin Tian, but there was no signal, staring at Tie Guan Li and shouting: "You can't be a human trafficker, right?"
Tie Guan Li smiled and said, "There are not many abducted you, and there are many abducted all." ”
Xiao Wu, who was in the sack, greedily ate the food in the sack, and his body was gradually undergoing subtle changes.
Because the bodyguard itself has strong physical fitness, taking in energy in the sack, the already strong muscles have also skyrocketed, breaking through the white shirt and tuxedo suit, revealing the abdominal muscles of a mermaid line, the eyes have a black and bright transparency, and even can see the food clearly in the stinking environment, and the ears are more dexterous than before, and can hear the outside world through the sack.
"How do you know about the Fairy Guild as a mortal?" Chen Haoyu grabbed Hu Buwen's chest and asked forcefully.
"What are you talking about? I just went to the supermarket to buy something, but when I saw a bun, I came over to take a look, and I asked for two gold coins! Tiger said innocently.
Shirley and Chen Haoyu are chefs in the fairy world, and there is no food they can't make, but there are also many dark dishes that are loved by many giant goblins.
They advocate nature, the pursuit of perfect food and taste, because of the accidental eating of the tail of the cow demon and become a goblin, so the operation of a small restaurant has since become a gathering place of goblins, due to the continuous expansion of the number of goblins, and finally formed a guild pattern.
"It's also the first time we've been selling steamed buns, so it's a kind of fate. Chen Haoyu bowed his head and was silent, as if he was discussing.
The corners of Tie Guan Li's eyes squinted, and he inexplicably smelled a smell of "war fire", and couldn't help but think in his heart: "Could it be that this girl still wants to rob people?
Tie Guan Li opened the sack and reached out to take a rotten banana from it, Xiao Wu saw an arm, as if he saw the divine hand of the will of light, and wanted to pull the arm away from the sack, but Tie Guan Li moved very fast, and with a twist of his wrist, Xiao Wu threw himself into the air, and then Tie Guan Li quickly tied the sack.
Standing in the "ocean" of rotting food, Xiao Wu's mind was full of flashes of blue sky, and he suddenly believed that hope was real.
Suddenly, leaving the sack, this thought became Xiao Wu's belief, and he continued to eat the food in the sack, and his eyes gradually became transparent into the shape of crystal.
"Give you a banana. Tie Guan Li handed it to Chen Haoyu and said with a smile.
"Take me as a monkey?" Chen Haoyu asked with wide eyes, he wanted to pat the banana away with one hand, but he smelled a special "fragrance", and out of his love for cooking, he caught the banana.
Shirley on the side was surprised by this, stared at Chen Haoyu in disbelief and said, "What do you want this banana for?"
Chen Haoyu said: "Do you remember the upcoming charity event, when all kinds of goblins will come together in various ways, as Chu Mao of the Giant Clan, if I can make a satisfying dark cuisine, then it is worth the wait for me to eat dark cuisine for a year." ”