Chapter 34 Tell you to scare Lao Tzu
The person who came out of the shop stood quietly on the six steps, taking off his hat from time to time, revealing his black hair, and sometimes shaking the hat in his hand, like a flag, as if to attract it.
Before I got closer, I saw my one-year-old mother-in-law, dressed in a black and gray floor-length dress, with a string of sapphire necklaces, only two sapphires on this necklace stayed on the collarbones on both sides, quite flickering, the mother-in-law had gray-white hair, coiled a jade ice hairpin, took out a bench from the ground, and then took out an erhu.
Mazi exclaimed: "Isn't this a fucking erhu on paper? Look at the shiny bones stuck between the walnuts!"
Long Yi was immediately attracted by Mazi's words, and his face twisted to look in the direction of his mother-in-law, but he saw that she was putting down the stool and began to pull up the erhu by herself.
The erhu is silent, but it is weirdly shocking.
The man outside the shop looked unaware of the flames behind him, took off his hat elegantly, put it on, and so on.
Long Yi suddenly stepped on the brakes, his eyes glazed, staring at his mother-in-law who was playing music.
"What are you doing? Brake suddenly, this kind of place should be quickly walked away! This is not as good as the third child!" Mazi shouted angrily, and the third child drove a Buick to the back of Mazi and stepped on the brakes.
"What's wrong, why don't you leave?" the third child stretched out his head and shouted, and when he glanced sideways and saw his mother-in-law playing music, he suddenly felt a cold air attack, and he couldn't help but shiver.
Long Yi's dull eyes suddenly brightened up when he looked at Mazi, and he shouted excitedly: "Matou'er, let's go down and have a look together?!"
"Are you crazy? It's so weird and unusual, I think it's best to drive away. Mazi pretended to be calm.
"But the boss, my mother-in-law is here alone, and she looks so pitiful. ”
"This inexplicable situation, the poor man must have something to hate, let's go quickly, before the local government does not report this matter, before the matter is not settled, it is not advisable to stay here for a long time, it is the best policy to slip away!" Mazi urged.
Bang!
Long Yi didn't listen to the dissuasion and got out of the car and walked towards his mother-in-law alone.
When the third child saw Long Yi going, he also followed forward to have a lively walk, and suddenly found that there was another person taking off his hat outside the burning shop, and hurriedly went up to prepare for the rescue.
Seeing this, Mazi hurriedly shouted: "The third child, come back!"
But the third child waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, Ma Tou'er, we have all undergone special training, and we are sure to bring people back alive." ”
Mazi looked helpless: "You stupid, how can you still dance at the door when the shop is on fire?"
"Hello, mother-in-law, why are you still playing here alone at such a late hour?" Long Yi asked flatly, his eyes dull.
"Hehe, young man, there are skeletons here, do you want to get into trouble if you continue to move forward?" the mother-in-law laughed, and the crooked nails on her hands suddenly got stuck in the bones in the middle of the walnut.
"What kind of skeleton? You can fool around, do you think we are three-year-old children who are easy to bully?" Mazi tried to drive a car, but unfortunately he didn't learn, he couldn't drive it and hurriedly got out of the car, came to his mother-in-law, he took a special look at the third child, but saw that the third child suddenly fainted halfway through, and the anxious Mazi said fiercely: ...... This old three!"
"Oh, young man, believe it or not, Witch Tomb Rat, Cursed Chapter, snooping on secrets, presumptuous puppets. The mother-in-law laughed, and threw the stool under her ass under the ground to the side.
The curious Long Yi stretched out his head and glanced at it, and it turned out to be a tombstone with the words "Nanshan Mother-in-law" engraved on it.
Long Yi was dumbfounded for a moment, isn't the person with the tombstone a dead person?.....?
"Don't scare him, who would believe that there are ghosts? Look, there are stars in the sky again, how can there be an eerie feeling?" Mazi pointed to the sky and said, the mother-in-law just glanced at Mazi, and looked at the smoke-filled shop with Mazi, and whispered: "As for believing it or not, you ask her to go." ”
The mother-in-law picked up the erhu in her hand and knocked on the paper with the appearance of the erhu, and suddenly the paper shattered into countless white powders, which drifted away with the wind.
"The curse has taken effect, and if you want to lift it, wait until you meet me again. With that, the mother-in-law turned and walked to the stone tombstone.
"Mother-in-law, please stay!" said Asako as she took out her mobile phone and prepared to take pictures, but no matter what, her mother-in-law could not appear in the phone.
The mother-in-law smiled: "If you meet a peacock again, the curse will be buried deeply." ”
Mazi wanted to say something, but the mother-in-law had already walked away and entered the tombstone, and the tombstone suddenly sank into the ground and disappeared, as if nothing had happened just now.
Mother-in-law, peacock, could it be that this mother-in-law is called a peacock?
But, but what's going on with the fire in front of you?
The smoke billowed but did not affect the girl's writhing arms and waist in the slightest.
"Is there still water in the car?" asked Asako.
"And a big vat of mineral water. Long Yi responded, then pointed to the car and said, "Want to take it out?"
"Go!" Mazi said, and walked in the direction of the third child.
Staring at the eyes of the third child, his dark circles became very heavy inexplicably, breathing evenly, pockmarks sniffed the hot air, staring at the girl who took off her hat and twisted her waist on the steps, and a sense of dizziness arose.
"Damn, this is definitely anesthetic!Long Yi, why are you so slow to hold a bucket of water, the protein powder you eat, the muscles you exercise, is it a pimp?"
"It's coming!" Long Yi responded, holding a bucket of 4L mineral water in his hand.
"Wake up the third child. Mazi said calmly, staring at the dancing girl, and then dialed the mobile phone to the local department in charge of the fire area and said, "Is it a firefighter?
"Hey, hey, hey, isn't the phone broken, sick, in the middle of the night, making harassing phone calls, and not letting people live. "There were two firefighters on the ground dressed in red thermal suits, each wearing a white helmet, carrying a large string of water hoses ready to arrive at their destination at any time, but they did not move because the surveillance showed that there was no source of fire.
"The ground doesn't seem to have the time to manage this. Long Yi said flatly.
"In that case, let's go and see what it is?" Mazi got up, glanced at the sleeping third child, and ordered the water to be poured.
Whoa!
A bucket of mineral water was poured on his head, and the third child woke up in an instant, blurting out and scolding: "In the winter, you still spray me with cold water, and do you have a little conscience, has your conscience been eaten by dogs?"
Mazi's face sank: "Then next time you use boiling water, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water." ”
The third child was dumbfounded: "Boss, it's you! What's wrong with me, my hands are so cold, and my legs are so numb!"
"Is it okay to arrange a personal hammer for you? Whether or not you have passed the special operations assessment needs to be evaluated!" Mazi sneered.
"My fault, I should have hit, I should have beaten!" the third man bent over and gently slapped himself twice.
Mazi asked with concern: "I just saw that you are very energetic, why are you running and running" out of power?"
"Boss, this woman in front of me is extraordinary, I'm still drowsy, this girl will be hypnotic!"
"Don't bluff me, you see, she's just dancing. As soon as the dragon picked up the binoculars and stared at it, when the woman took off her hat, there was a skeleton under her black hair.
Long Yi was scared immediately, and he had never trained in special warfare training, and he had never trained for a sudden transformation.
"Staring at a woman makes you panic like this, is there a little bit of interest, the more charming she is, the more she has to stare at it!" Mazi criticized, putting the telescope on her eyes, and the woman in the lens suddenly turned around, "Mom! It's a back killer!"
In a fit of rage, Mako smashed the telescope in half.
"Drive back, damn it, go further, the mood is getting worse and worse!" Mazi said and walked towards the Passat angrily, then suddenly turned to Ryuichi and said, "What are you doing in a daze?? Come and drive!"
Long Yi just asked rhetorically: "Go forward, are you afraid?" There is a saying in ancient times, stand up to the sky and the earth, do not participate in the gods and Buddhas, today I only see ghosts, I will drive, ghosts will hit ghosts, and demons will block demons!"
When Mazi heard this, he jumped up and slapped Long Yi one by one: "You are a sword when you are a car?!"
Long Yi covered his slap print, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.
"Alas, boss, you're trying too hard, aren't you, your face is swollen?"
"Won't it swell, I'm still pockmarked?"
"The boss is right, it's all the last word. The third child said.
"Let's go, drive forward, I don't believe what the mother-in-law said, what a mess of cursed skeletons, I must be dazzled, this is a scientific era, science understands!?"
"Yes, yes, yes. When Long Yi heard that he was going to come forward to investigate, he instantly smiled, and he really couldn't sleep without checking it.
"You still want to sleep? Mazi understated.
The mobile phone flashed, and it turned out to be a call from the government.
"Hey, hello, where is the fire, where is it?" the firefighter asked.
"Lawn Street, what's this called?" Mazi stared at the signboard on the smoke and said, "I can't see clearly, let's locate it on my mobile phone." ”
Please wait a little and we will arrive at the fire site as soon as possible. ”
Long Yi drove to the outside of the store and stared at the dancing woman for a long time.
"I mean, sir, why do I look like a dummy?" said the third after a moment's hesitation, "It's just a skeleton model, and it scares you." ”
"Really??" pockmarked head stuck out of the glass window, but seeing the plastic hose, it was true.
"Stop!" Asako said suddenly. "I'm going to stay, you guys go back to the headquarters first. ”
"Why?" Ryuichi wondered.
"To extinguish the fire, you have to stay to watch the scene, right?" Mazi said calmly, in fact, in order to get a title, maybe you can take a photo and get the honorary title of the best bodyguard in Danxian Town.
"In that case, you have to be careful. ”
"Don't worry. ”
Long Yi and Lao San drove away.
Asako stared at the skeleton in front of her for a long time, and indeed moved like a robot.
There was no one on the whole street, just a cloud of smoke, which was really weird.
Mazi heard the car siren and knew that the firefighters had arrived, and when he turned around, he saw that the dancing skeleton was in front of him, Mazi was angry, slapped the skeleton, and shouted: "Tell you to scare Lao Tzu!"