Chapter 9: Rejoicing in Enemies
Han Yufei shook her head and smiled, "You two are really funny." ”
Xia Xiaotian glared at Lin Ye with fierce eyes, and asked with deep resentment, "Isn't the old lady beautiful?"
To be honest, Lin Ye also YY that he and Xia Xiaotian became boyfriend and girlfriend, after all, with a Xia Xiaotian, she can control any COS role, but the reality is that Xia Xiaotian only regards Lin Ye as a friend.
Lin Ye put his hand in front of his mouth and coughed, hiding his embarrassment and said, "Pretty is beautiful, but you are such a tiger, I'm afraid only the old men in the Northeast can stand you." ”
"Die!"
Xia Xiaotian stretched out her hand and slapped her mightily.
"I'll go!"
If you don't agree with each other, you can do it.
Lin Ye reflexively dodged his body to the side.
Xia Xiaotian was very powerful, and she didn't know the severity of her shot, and she threw herself on Lin Ye out of inertia.
"Ahh
Han Yufei covered her mouth, she had already guessed what would happen next.
"It's over! It's over! ”
Xia Xiaotian thought like this in her mind, but her body rushed over uncontrollably.
"Bridge bean sacks. ”
Lin Ye almost subconsciously raised his leg and kicked Xia Xiaotian away!
"Huh?"
Han Yufei looked at Xia Xiaotian who was kicked on the sofa, she tilted her head and looked at the question mark, the plot is not like this!
"Dead Lin Ye! stinky scumbag, you dare to kick the old lady's face with your feet!!"
Xia Xiaotian jumped up, she erupted like a Saiyan transformed into a tigress's terrifying momentum!
"Xia Xiaotian, listen to my explanation, it was a conditioned reflex just now......"
Lin Ye wanted to explain, but it was too late, Xia Xiaotian pressed down with a Mount Tai.
"Nima!"
Almost subconsciously, Lin Ye used the power of milk to slap the ground with his right hand, and his body rose into the air.
"Huh?"
Lin Ye's body was in the air, he kept Xia Xiaotian from turning over to the landlord, and he pressed Xia Xiaotian under him.
"Poof!"
Xia Xiaotian fell on the sofa, especially with Nima pressing on her body, she felt like she had been hit by a car, and her bones were about to fall apart.
"Accident!
Lin Ye looked at Xia Xiaotian, who was rolled her eyes under him, Lin Ye finally hardened, "Don't act, I'm not a fat man of two hundred pounds, I don't have any ability to resist pressure, I'm a primary school student!"
Xia Xiaotian gasped, she saw that Lin Ye was actually pressing on herself, this was simply a great shame, she kicked Lin Ye's back with both legs, and scolded: "Dead Lin Ye!
Lin Ye's back was kicked painfully, especially Xia Xiaotian's Nine Yin White Bone Claws, oh my God, there is simply no routine, just scratch fiercely!
"You two are really happy enemies, Xiao Tian, you are gone...... Hahaha......"
When Han Yufei saw the two people fighting, not only did she not persuade them to fight, but she laughed so hard that she was about to break out.
"Scratch you!
Xia Xiaotian wrinkled her nose and scratched Lin Ye fiercely and cutely.
"Smack!"
Lin Ye saw the opportunity to grab the two hands of the demons dancing wildly, he crossed the lock and pressed down to subdue Xia Xiaotian, he leaned over and said with a trembling face: "Master has been bullied by you for more than half a year! ”
"Dead Lin Ye! You're dead! The old lady is going to break your body into ten thousand pieces! Crush your bones and scatter ashes! Ah......hh
Xia Xiaotian roared irritably, her body was still struggling, like a female knight who refused to admit defeat in the Central European Century.
"Click!"
The flash lights on.
Han Yufei actually photographed the ambiguous moment between the two people.
"Holy!"
Xia Xiaotian and Lin Ye turned their heads to look at Han Yufei almost at the same time, and threatened in unison: "If you don't delete the photo, you don't want to sleep tonight." ”
Han Yufei got up after filming and ran back to the door, not giving the two of them any chance to snatch.
"Ahh......hh
Xia Xiaotian's lungs were about to explode, Lin Ye bullied her and was photographed by Han Yufei with indecent evidence, this time she was really embarrassed to go to her grandmother's house.
"Thirty-six strategies, go ahead. ”
Lin Ye got up and fled to his room, only the room was his refuge.
"Lin Ye, the old lady tore you!"
Xia Xiaotian turned over with a carp, she didn't bother to tidy up her clothes after the fight, and took out a solid high-imitation golden hoop stick from under the sofa in the living room, and she walked towards Lin Ye's door with the golden hoop stick murderously.
"I went too far this time, Xia Xiaotian's tiger girl will definitely tear down the door, what should I do!"
Lin Ye, who was leaning against the door, was spinning his mind quickly, thinking of all ways to resolve Xia Xiaotian's anger.
Why don't you go out and let her get angry?
No, you don't have to call 120 if you are beaten by her, you can contact the funeral home directly to pull people.
Or, beg for mercy?
No, how can a dignified seven-foot man kneel and beg for mercy.
Do you want to call Daddy?
Nima, Lin Ye, what about your festival?
At this thrilling time, Lin Ye's mind flashed countless potentially reliable survival pictures, all of which were undoubtedly photoshopped.
"Lin Ye!"
"Bang!"
"Get out!"
The door was slammed, and the creepy call sounded like a ghostly note.
"Xia Xiaotian!
Lin Ye opened the door suddenly, he threw himself into Xia Xiaotian's arms, and in order to survive, he could only resort to a killer move.
"Bang dang!"
The solid high imitation gold hoop rod fell to the ground.
Xia Xiaotian's eyes flashed with disbelief, anger, fear, and joy.
Lin Ye smelled the fragrance and thought to himself, Xia Xiaotian should not really believe that I like her, right?
"What did you say?"
The voice trembled.
Lin Ye pressed Xia Xiaotian's shoulders with both hands, he stared at Xia Xiaotian with a serious face, and repeated with the determination to die: "I said I like ......"
Xia Xiaotian took out a frying pan from her back, one was stir-frying, the other was stir-frying, and the last pan lid was pressed against Lin Ye's head, and she said murderously: "You are only seventeen or eighteen years old when you are an old lady! In order not to be beaten, you dare to say this kind of unconscionable words, I think you are tired and crooked." ”
Plot!
That doesn't seem right!
Lin Ye thought that the beautiful man could help him through this catastrophe, but he didn't expect that the other party was actually sharp-eyed, and he had already cultivated the state of mind of exterminating the master.
What a mistake!
"Xiao Linzi! The old lady will loosen your bones and press your shoulders to ensure that you are fluttering. ”
"Don't come here, I'm going to shout if you come again!"
"Shout, even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!
"Why does this conversation feel so shameful?"
"Look at the pot!"
Before Lin Ye could complain, the pan had already broken through the air.
Positioning, positioning, ruthlessness!
Lin Ye relied on a getaway to show off his demonic steps in front of Xia Xiaotian.
"Rub, rub, rub ...... on this slippery ground"
Lin Ye actually hummed the two lyrics in my skateboard shoes leisurely.
"Dead Lin Ye, you belong to the loach, don't move for the old lady!"
"Don't move? That can't be! Motionless is the king's eight. ”
"Ah......h
couldn't beat Lin Ye Xia Xiaotian went berserk, she simply closed her eyes and waved the pan indiscriminately, whether she could hit Lin Ye or not was up to her.