Chapter 57: Do You Taste It?
"Then you can let the horse come, right? Who is afraid of whom?" Jin Tian said with a smile.
Yushu snorted coldly, flicked her sleeves, held an umbrella and grabbed the door, Yun Na on the side watched Yushu leave, her steps moved forward a little hurriedly, but she only saw the yellow wooden door that collided fiercely, holding another hand wearing a ring, staring at the empty scenery in the crack of the door that kept flashing with some melancholy.
"Brother Jin Tian, don't pay attention to him, he looks like that, cold, but people are not so bad. Xiwen took Jin Tian's hand and said seriously.
"I know, as the leader of the Fairy Guild, how can you be as knowledgeable as the goblins?" Jin Tian crossed his arms and laughed.
A few goblins are also helping: "The president is mighty and domineering!"
Chen Haoyu, who was clenching his fists at the other end, was not calm, his whole body exuded a gloomy aura, and with a twist of his feet, he suddenly got up and kicked Jin Tian to the ground.
"Are you crazy, what are you kicking me for?" Jin Tian asked suspiciously, covering his ass, really aggrieved.
"I... I'm just out of control for a moment.... Forgive me, okay?" Chen Haoyu pleaded pitifully.
Babbling at a belly of fire is a bad habit of behavior, and it must be vented in a suitable way to soothe the depression in the heart.
"Look at the way you look, you have the face of a handsome guy, you do this kind of hurtful thing, you kicked my ass, did you tell me in advance? Come on, come on, you explain to my ass, see if it ignores you!" Jin Tian pouted his ass and wriggled like a caterpillar.
The goblins sighed, but seeing Jin Tian's enchanting posture, they couldn't help laughing, and even Yun Na, who had just left with Yushu, burst into laughter.
"I, I didn't mean to, I just didn't control it, you can't blame me..."
Shirley came to Chen Haoyu's side, frowned slightly, and thought to himself: He was too strange today.
At this moment, Chen Haoyu smiled brightly in his heart: As soon as he became the president of the guild, he showed the behavior of bullying his subordinates, see how you mix next, I will use the power of public opinion to crush you.
Jin Tian seemed to see a mysterious smile on the corner of Chen Haoyu's mouth, and couldn't help but sigh: "He acted like it." ”
Jin Tian stood up, patted the dust on his buttocks, and his voice resounded through the small restaurant: Today is also the first time everyone has met, first of all, I want to state that I have never divided the goblins into subordinates, the goblins need to unite, the last second is, this second is, the next second is the same, and you, Chen Haoyu, if one day you stab me, and then tell me that I didn't mean it, I didn't control it, should I!?"
Chen Haoyu was speechless for a while, his eyes were staring at Jin Tian tightly, as if Jin Tian also had Yun Na's mind reading skills, smiled awkwardly, and quickly explained: "How could it be? How could I be such a goblin......
Chen Haoyu said that, he laughed unnaturally, and the whole small restaurant was like a cold wind blowing, and the cold goblins were still very innocent.
Jin Tian walked towards Chen Haoyu, stretched out a fist, his serious expression was suddenly released, and he said with a smile: "Don't blame me, I'm just a newcomer, let's make a fist and make peace, okay?"
Chen Haoyu's embarrassed smile gradually turned into a blush and said, "Okay, this plan sounds good." ”
Chen Haoyu stretched out a fist, and when the two fists collided together, they smiled in unison.
Suddenly, bursts of applause erupted in the small restaurant.
The fat teenager at the table on the second floor opened his arms, grabbed a chicken from his plate and threw it down: Good luck, eat chicken!
Jin Tian caught the roast chicken, but unfortunately the chopsticks and knives in his mind did not appear, and he couldn't help but sigh: "It's a pity, is it possible that I don't deserve to eat meat?"
"Then it's always worth gnawing bones, right?" Chen Haoyu opened the drawer and brought out the dark dish "pizza" made with a mixture of rotten bananas and chicken bones, "A bite of hot in winter?"
Jin Tian only felt acid reflux, and the corners of his mouth stiffened: "I'm not cold..... I can't bear to eat the artwork you made. ”
"I can't bear to eat it! If you don't say it earlier, I don't mind!" After Chen Haoyu finished speaking, he cut the pizza into eight pieces, pinched up a piece and handed it to Jin Tiandao: "You taste it?"
Before the pizza was cut, it was still glazed and edible, but the moment it was cut, the whole small restaurant seemed to be poisoned, and several sleeping goblins were awakened by the smell.
"How can this smell be stronger than the smell of stinky tofu?" Jin Tian said, covering his nose.
"But the tofu is fragrant, do you want to taste it?" Chen Haoyu said enthusiastically.
"It's good if you keep it for yourself, I still have stinky dried tofu here, do you want it?" Jin Tian continued to excuse himself.
"Stinky tofu, do you still have this job?" asked Shirley softly, her eyes full of hope.
"It's not my unique job, but I'll do a magic trick for you, and as for the taste, you can eat it. Jin Tian said, stretching out his left hand, and a stinky dried tofu was suspended above his palm.
The mind is also accompanied by the childish voice of the elf: Gold Coins-5, Reason: Buy stinky dried tofu.
The gold coin on the money bag also became a clear 106.
Da!
A footstep stopped in front of the wooden door, and as the yellow wooden door was pushed open, there was a tall fat figure in a bright light.
Chen Haoyu's eyes flashed with stars, and the people who were looking forward to it, the people who were thinking about it finally pushed open the door of the small restaurant in this second.
"Zhumao, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" Chen Haoyu couldn't control his excitement and exclaimed, he felt a little sick to his stomach at the thought of eating normal people's food only one day a year, 365 days a year, 364 days to eat dark cuisine, fortunately, the appearance of the world's unparalleled rotten bananas, and then re-face the giant clan with dark cuisine.
"Hurry up and let him in, now the government is keeping a close eye on goblins, especially goblins who have not registered online. Yun Na covered her shoulders, a faint light emanated from the ring, and Zhu Mao, who was motionless, suddenly had confused eyes, and completely pushed open the yellow wooden door of the small restaurant and walked in.
The goblins all stopped what they were doing and came to Chen Haoyu's side, they even more hoped that the contract about dark cuisine could be quickly terminated, in the 364 days of the day, the goblins who often lived in the small restaurant did not know how many days of dark cuisine they had eaten, if the contract was terminated today, it would mean that they would live a happy and beautiful life with food from now on.
Zhu Mao has black and thick hair, wears a white vest in winter, and a large Hawaiian pants on his legs, it seems that he has only come back from vacation, and he is barefoot, and the temperature on the ground has not affected him.
"I smelled a mysterious aroma. The giant Zhu Mao said excitedly, stretched out his hands, and took a breath with his nose, eager to absorb all the smell of dark food in the small restaurant in his stomach.
"What did you do this time?" asked Zhu Mao, looking down.
"Pizza. Chen Haoyu raised the plate in his hand very high, he turned his head to one side, and said to Jin Tian: "You don't eat it, you can't blame me." ”
Jin Tian smiled, handed out a roast chicken and said, "You can eat this later." ”
Chen Haoyu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes stared at the roast chicken, although today is the most special day of the year, but it is even more meaningful in the surprise of Zhu Mao's appearance, smash it and smash it and say heartily: "Put it on the table and keep it for me." ”
Shirley stared at Chen Haoyu, a hearty laugh that had not been seen for a long time.
"Pizza, what's mixed with food here?" asked Zhu Mao, pointing to the plate.
"There were bananas, and chicken bones...... Head rice flower. Chen Haoyu still didn't say the word meat, and it was strange to say that the meat disappeared inexplicably after being cut by a knife.
"It's just such a small portion. Zhu Mao said with some dissatisfaction.
"Ingredients are expensive. Chen Haoyu hurriedly explained.
Zhu Mao untied a string of gold coins from his belt and threw it on the table, "This is about two hundred gold coins, make a deal, right?"
"Deal?" Chen Haoyu was suddenly a little stunned, as if he understood in an instant, it turned out that the gold coin was the medium of the giant's contract, and it was the culprit of the dark cuisine.
"I don't want the gold coins this time, and our contract should be terminated, right?" Chen Haoyu said with some doubts.
"Of course, no. A peculiar smile flowed from the corner of Zhu Mao's mouth.
He took out dozens of signs from his pocket, one of which had Chen Haoyu's name.
Zhu Mao smiled and shook the sign and said, "These are all chefs I met during my experience, if I lose one, who should I ask for dark cuisine?"
Chen Haoyu finally understood that there was no possibility of this contract being imposed on him from the beginning, and it was clear from Zhu Mao's greedy gaze.
"Then I can't give you this plate of dark dishes, mine. Jin Tian stood in front of Chen Haoyu, with a confident smile on the corner of his mouth, and then stuffed all the pizza on the plate into his mouth with a feeling of nausea, and swallowed it into his stomach without chewing at all.
I felt a pain in my throat, and my mind flashed: -50 gold coins, reason: consumption of medical alcohol, external anti-inflammatory.
Suddenly, my throat was not painful or itchy, and there was no strange state, and not only that, but the original nausea was also calmed under the influence of alcohol.
Zhu Mao's eyes were distracted, bloodshot, and he shouted loudly: "This is my dark cuisine!"
Jin Tian licked his lips, as if the dark cuisine didn't have any effect.
"I'm going to break your body into pieces and feed the dogs!" Zhu Mao raised his fist and smashed it towards Jin Tian.
A flash of thought, -10 gold.
Two hundred catties of strength plus 10 catties barely blocked Zhu Mao's ordinary fist.
The number of gold coins on the purse, 46, is extremely clear.
Rumble!
A wave of love light floated towards the giant Zhumao, but it was shattered by a big hand.
Xiwen immediately cried, "Don't bully Brother Jin Tian!"
Jin Tian smiled diligently: "Don't cry, I'm not dead yet." ”
The fist and Zhu Mao stalemate for a while, and then they couldn't hold it anymore.
With the blessing of Zhu Mao's other ordinary fist, Jin Tian was smashed to the ground, and the entire small restaurant shook slightly, and three or five cracks of different sizes cracked on the ground.
The fist hit Jin Tian's chest, Jin Tian only felt that his whole body floated for a moment, his mind flashed, and he stared at the items gathered by the chopsticks and knife immortals, but 46 gold coins could not buy a drop of coffee.
Gold coins on the money bag automatically -1 for the reason: consuming a drop of beer.
Moistened by a drop of beer, Jin Tian's godless eyes returned to normal, and he raised his other hand out of breath, and his thoughts flashed: gold coin -30, reason: increased strength.
The two hundred and thirty pounds of punches slammed into the inside of Zhu Mao's arm, and the fist hammered on Jin Tian's chest staggered, and Jin Tiancai got out and quickly retreated.