Chapter 364: Be careful when you go out and get slapped with bricks
The obscene and shameless old lady, if the pranks he did only stopped here, then Saudi Arabia would not have a headache, and there was nothing he could do.
He finally entered the Huahua Group, did an errand job, and was about to roll up his sleeves to do a big job, realize his life ideals, and become a respected person.
However, on the first day of work, he made a big fuss for him, which became the black history of his life.
On that day, the old lady came to the company wearing a Hawaiian-style floral shirt, wearing a pair of sunglasses and a large folding fan in her hand.
At that time, Saudi Arabia was holding a bunch of materials and planned to make copies, but because he was walking too fast, he collided with the old lady.
"Oops...... mygod!”
He fell on his back, and the papers flew like snowflakes, and the sky was messy in the indescribable wind.
The old lady stood steady and had nothing to do, walked up to him leisurely, looked at him, pinched his arm with his hand, and looked disgusted, "Tut-tut...... Is this made of flour? Soft-footed shrimp!"
"Poof...... Old man, if it weren't for the sake of avoiding you, would I have fallen?"
If he had just crashed straight into it, I don't know who was lying on the ground now? He had a good intention, but he didn't expect it to be exchanged for the other party's dislike.
He patted his aching buttocks, and just got up, but he didn't expect it, and he didn't know what the old lady was crazy about, so he suddenly pushed him, and he was defenseless, and easily fell to the side.
"Ah......h
"Ah......h
His voice overlapped with that of a woman, and the people overlapped, but it was he who overwhelmed a female employee passing by.
The soft feeling, the fragrant smell, made him jump up as if he had been electrocuted.
A fair-skinned handsome face flushed, and his heartbeat was like a drum, which was too ...... for a man who had never even touched a woman's hand to cross many steps at once and directly transition to this intimate stage It's so enthusiastic that he is a little excited.
However, women will be extremely embarrassed in the face of this kind of thing, and they will give him a slap when they raise their hands, "Rascal!"
The woman hid her face and fled, and Saudi Arabia was stunned, and the whole person looked like a fool.
In just two days, he was slapped three times by a woman, covering his aching cheeks, and he faintly felt that his teeth were a little loose.
"Oops...... Evildoers, in broad daylight, you two ...... This...... This, this, what a shame, shame, what a shame!"
The old lady looked like she was spicy, she covered herself with a folding fan, couldn't bear to look at it, and was about to leave with her head shaken.
"Stop!" Saudi Arabia is not a soft persimmon that can be kneaded by anyone.
Since he knew that he had been framed by the old man in front of him, and now he met a villain again, that is, the enemy was very red when he saw him, and he would definitely not let him go easily.
He felt very clearly just now that it was this old man who pushed him, otherwise, he would not have bumped into anyone, let alone been beaten.
"What do you want to do, young man?......? I'm a man, and I'm an old man, so you're not going to starve and throw me down, are you?"
The old lady's legs trembled, her hands crossed over her chest, and she looked at Saudi Arabia with a defensive posture.
Saudi Arabia took a step forward, and he shuddered and took a step back, and his mouth was still threatening loudly, "You...... You...... Don't come here, if you do it again, I'll have to call Fei Li. ”
Saudi Arabia trembled angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "Hmph...... Please, please don't talk nonsense, just your old face, can be ugly in the sky, I'll only attack you when I'm full. ”
"What? You say I'm ugly and want to attack me?"
"Oh my God, how much love you kid have?"
The old lady's voice suddenly raised an octave, and the employees not far away heard it.
Each held a bunch of papers, pretending to pass by to see the excitement, and at the same time, did not forget to point fingers.
"This guy is new, right? I didn't expect this to be good, and I wasn't afraid to knock my teeth off, and I wouldn't let go of such an old man. ”
"Hehehe...... Turnip greens, each has their own love, maybe, people love to gnaw on old bacon. ”
"Let's hide in the future, men are hungry and don't choose to eat, it's terrifying, there is no lower limit. ”
……
Everyone was talking lively, and the top of Saudi Arabia's head was smoking.
"Shut up, it's none of your business here. ”
"Huh...... Do you dare to do it, are you still afraid of what others say?" The first to stand up was a young man, his words were sharp, his eyes were like torches, and if Saudi Arabia dared to howl again, he would drive unceremoniously.
He is not a little white who struggles alone, no, someone immediately stood up to help him, "What is your identity? ”
"You ......"
Saudi Arabia was so frightened that the old lady continued to fall into the well, sighing leisurely: "Alas...... I think back then, the old man and I were also a talent in Yushu Linfeng, and outsiders gave Binhai a flower, and the little girl, the young man, ran after the old man with a scream. ”
"It's really indescribably tired, old man, I don't dare to stay in one place for one more day, otherwise I will lose the night. ”
"You young people are too ordinary, you haven't had the opportunity to experience this, you won't understand this feeling, it's cold from a high place!"
"The old man is now a handful of years old, and this little brother is still worried, alas...... What a trick of fate!"
The old man shook his head, as if he didn't want to be in such a state, the onlookers were already disgusted by his praise.
"Vomit~~~"
"Poof...... Wow~~~"
……
Seeing that everyone showed disgusted expressions, the old lady quit, and said "heh...... Are you pregnant collectively? Admire! There is a maternity hospital not far from the door, do you need me to register for you?"
The corners of the old lady's mouth twitched, revealing his big teeth, and smiling evilly.
Where did everyone accept his rhetoric, but they couldn't do anything to him, after all, the scoundrel appearance of the old lady told them that if they really wanted to do something, they would definitely be falsely accused.
"Old man, count you ruthless! You are a character, I can't afford to mess with you. ”
"Old man, I am indeed a character, what's the matter, you still don't look down on you? You have such a big heart, there are not many men like me in the world. Do it and cherish it!"
"Poof...... Farewell, when I didn't say anything, you take care. ”
This is a man with glasses, his face is like Sven, where dare to take this stubble, and run away directly with oil on the soles of his feet.
There are also young and vigorous young men, who rolled up their sleeves and threatened:
"Hmph...... If you are twenty years younger, I will break your teeth and teach you how to be a good man. ”
"Then you're coming? Why are you talking such nonsense? It's not going to be a sissy, is it? Come on, come on, old man, I can't wait, hurry up. The old man stretched his head over, and drove like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
The young guy can't do anything about him, he can't really get on the bar, and he will abolish the old man!
He scratched him fiercely, "Old man, don't look at you being happy now, be careful when you go out and get slapped with bricks!"