Chapter 2: Brother Dasen, the Toad
In the silent digestion of the ancient little demon, the reality is always too cruel......
"Hehehe! Even if you see through the floor, she won't change her attention!"
Gu Xiaoyou's eyes widened angrily, Uncle can bear it and Aunt can't bear it! Just now, it was forced by the obscenity of the gold master, but at this moment, someone still wanted to hit the muzzle of the gun, "Brother Dasen! This emperor's new costume is very funny, isn't it! Otherwise, I beg Sister Hong to give us the two whole sister suits, and have a singing and dancing combination, how about it!"
"Sister! Don't be like this, your brother is an old bone! Just now, I was happy for you! Look at yourself, stunning the four seats, and overwhelm the crowd! It's like a fairy descending to earth!"
"Heh-heh! You know that there are a bunch of wolves out there who eat meat and don't spit out bones! And make me like this, which fairy have you ever seen automatically burrow into a stinky man's bed!" Gu Xiaoyou thought that he was definitely not the kind of person who could be dismissed in a few words.
"Hehe.... Sister! Have you been played by your sister! The invitation letter sent by your sister has already warned you -- you are her person, and you can't move! So! If it weren't for some kind of noble snake in the sky, no one would touch a hair of you at all!
Suddenly I thought of something--excessive! Dare to love myself as the last to know! They must have done it on purpose! The ancient demon who gritted his teeth almost exploded on the spot, "Are you sure! It's not a trick on me!"
"That's for sure! This kind of thing, where would you joke! Your sister Hong just wanted to tease you, so she didn't tell you. In fact, you don't know what she does to you. said that you should go to the man, but those men who are not careful, which one can get close to you!" At the beginning, it was said well, but in the end, there was a sour smell, huh?
Sure enough, the most effective way to comfort a person is to make him see another person whose wound is more painful - obviously, Dasengo sacrificed the ego to complete the big self! suddenly I want to sing a song - the weather is so sunny today, and the scenery is good, and the scenery is good......
"I've never seen her care so much about anyone! A certain girl still doesn't know what to do! Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"
"Eh! What's that! You're not bad! Look at my sister, I make you look like a group boss all day long!
"Ahem....... Don't think about diverting the topic! You still have the face to talk about me! Just you wear a white shirt and suspenders all day, like a high school student. Besides, we do this to attract you to the most beautiful self! Of course, if you can learn to use it, it will be even better!"
Obviously, Gu Xiaoyou's mouth twitched fiercely, "So, I should thank you well! Why don't you have a big meal?"
"No need! Just your poor and sour appearance! Let's wait until you are developed in the future!" How can this truth be said so compassionately! The ancient little demon almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood -- okay, you are the uncle, you have the final say! The little woman respects the old and loves the young, and does not care about you!
"Wait....... The corners of the eyes and the wings of the nose are not perfect. Come, brother will repair it for you again!" This more real appearance is exactly the same as a certain fox - they all say that it is not a family, and they don't enter a family, and it feels like Yue Lao properly owes you two or two people a red book. I don't know when the eight-lift sedan chair in my brother's house will come in handy.
"Eh, I didn't say you! You said that you are a little thing, why do you have a demonic aura at night! Just like that, Xiao Qian, who runs out to suck yang qi at night......!
"Don't worry! I won't do anything to you!" Thousands of ants crawled in my heart at once—too much to eat!
"Hahaha! Stinky girl! I still dislike it in front of your brother! Why, there is someone behind me, so I am angry!"
Gu Xiaoyou suddenly felt guilty......
looked at this brother, and his hands fell and fell. After thinking about it for a while, Gu Xiaoyou still asked the gossip - "Brother Dasen! you said that you have stayed by Sister Hong......'s side for so many years!
"Have you ever seen a toad that has managed to eat swan meat!" said in a sad and miserable tone.
The ancient demon choked violently, and glanced up at it—well! Smart people are really self-aware!
Wangfu Stone passes by - the sycamore is more and drizzle, to dusk, bit by bit. This time, what a sad word!
"Alright, don't mess with me! Your bones are really good, and your facial features are also positive, so you don't need too much modification, just do a good job of foundation. The real beauty is in the bones, not in the skin! Well, after a while, you perform, some emotions, properly released, should be able to receive good results. Maybe, all the souls of those men have been taken away by you......" Gu Xiaoyou was still regretting his cheap mouth a second ago, which pot was not opened! As soon as he turned around, he became the target of the gun's eye......
"Thank you Brother Dasen for your advice!" the ancient demon said very politely.
"You're welcome...... Hmmm!Okay, let's comment!" I saw that I took a deep breath, and it was finally done.
Only then did the ancient demon raise his head and look at himself carefully—the bridge of his nose was delicate and straight, his eyebrows were slender and slightly upturned, his lips were embellished like fire, and the elongated thin line at the corner of his eyes set off a pair of phoenix eyes shining brightly!
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"I have to admit that this chief beauty officer, who has always been above the top, has really spared no effort! Sure enough, it is still Honggu's charm!
"Heh! It's really face-saving! Since I have successfully completed the task. That brother has something to do, so I'll leave first!Tonight, I'm going to get together with my college classmates with your sister Hong! So I can't watch you perform!" Brother picked up the blazer on the sofa and was about to leave in style.
"Brother! Beauty and the Beast are possible!Don't give up!" suddenly slammed down, apparently staggering, and then fled.
"Hehe!" the ancient demon sneered, packed up his things gracefully, and hummed a little song, "I knew that sadness was always inevitable, why should you bother to be in love.......;