Chapter 5: Coercion and Inducement
"Who the hell are you!" The karmic maniac shrunk into a ball the size of a basketball and asked in horror, "Are you really human?"
"Are you scolding me for not being human?" Chen Li sat on the outstretched palm and looked at the devastated office proudly: "Forget it, I don't care about you if you don't know how to speak human language." This time the destruction is so complete, the General Administration should have nothing to say, right?"
"Are you sent by the Spirit Palace Tower to arrest me back? Don't dream! I'd rather die than go back!"
"Hey, listen to me! I'm familiar with your Linggong Tower boss, but I don't mean to mess with him. Besides, when I go to the Spirit Palace Tower, I have to be a king side by side, how can I run errands?"
Chen Li still looked like he was running the train with his mouth full, but the karma maniac believed him a little at this time.
"Then why didn't you kill me?
"Although the mess you made is quite big, it is also thanks to your yin ghost that you didn't run around, and that stupid boy was able to eliminate most of the yin ghosts at once. Thank you for your cooperation!"
"I once wanted to kill that human, don't you hate me?"
"Don't be stupid, he's just an intern, and he's been bouncing in front of me for a few days if he can't die. This 'righteous' partner...... It's better to stay away from me. Chen Li didn't know what he was sighing, and suddenly pinched the karma maniac and lifted it up: "Besides, isn't he not dead! There is hope in life, don't let hatred blind your eyes!"
??? the topic came back to me, was I the one who was blinded by hatred?
The karmic maniac couldn't understand Chen Li's brain circuit for a while, so he had to deal with it in silence.
"Although Xinghai City is shrouded in a seal, the eyes of the array are not in the center of the city, but here. Karma is also the strongest here, otherwise you wouldn't have repaired your body in three days and could go further. The old wounds on the back, have you healed?"
The black ball shook for a while, and it was obvious that the psychological impact was violent.
"You know that I was trapped by that human, and you deliberately let him bring me here?"
"You can't help but underestimate this Heaven and Earth Net Seal that separates the two worlds, if it hadn't been hit once in the early years, it hasn't been relieved now, and you can't open a crack if you squeeze your head flat. Chen Li found the refrigerator that had turned into scrap metal, and took out two bottles of iced tea: "Well, the tables and stools have been smashed by you, so drink this! ”
The black ball shook from side to side, carefully stretched out a straw and inserted it directly into the plastic bottle. It looks like it's a miniature version of the spear that was broken by Chen Li.
"That's your tongue! Damn! It's too unhygienic!" Chen Li wiped his hands with his clothes, and then remembered that it was not his own hand that grabbed the spear. "I'm a more traditional person, so I'd wait until we get acquainted with each other. ”
It's a weird taste, but it's inexplicably sensitive. Especially when the refrigerator had just been broken, the cold and sweet drink slid down the throat and into the stomach in one go, which was a taste that the karmic maniac had never experienced. As for Chen Li's harassment, he was crisply blocked by karma.
This human likes to say things that have nothing to do with the business, so it's good to think that you didn't hear it. After confirming Chen Li's good intentions, the karmic maniac learned the trick of talking to Chen Li without a teacher.
"Speaking of Tianluo Net, although it is now in tatters, a ghost can stretch out a hand, and the function of monitoring the whole city is quite complete. It's said to be older than any antique, and if I hadn't been able to tear it down, I'd have wanted to sell it...... Probably no one can afford the price!" Chen Li opened the iced tea and took a sip,
Use your tongue to clean the drink from the corners of your mouth: "You must know that the older Obasan is, the more secrets he knows, and the seal is also true!"
"That stupid boy doesn't know how to ask more, and if he asks more, I'll open up the authority of the Tianluo Net, where is the need to go to the street to find it myself! Is our life-saving department very idle? Do you still have to do the work of a security guard?"
If Li was here now, he would definitely say that the Rescue Department was not doing this, but the karmic maniac was only in contact with Chen Li for the second time, and he did not have a thorough understanding of the nature of this human being. It could only think that the human with the sword was indeed a bit stupid, and what Chen Li said was true. After all, its life is still in Chen Li's hands.
"So, what are your intentions in bringing me here and allowing me to use my karma to repair my injuries?" After all, the karma maniac couldn't help but pull the topic back, otherwise it would suspect that the conversation with Chen Li would never fall to the point.
"This starts with the function of the heaven and earth network. You also know that human beings are big producers, although ordinary people can't use it and can't touch it, and if you put it away to a certain extent, it will cause some small trouble. The net collects karma and stores it so that it does not affect the lives of ordinary people. But there's always a limit to storage. Especially the net is worse than Miss now, wide and loose, and it goes in and out with it. In fact, most of the function of storing karma is transferred to the life-saving place, which is where you absorb karma. ”
"Do you want me to help you get rid of your karma?" The karmic maniac trembled for a while, and then suddenly fell silent: "You're not afraid that I'll seek revenge on you?"
"That's right! This is the attitude of conversation!" Chen Li brought the black ball to him and touched the top of its head, smiling like a cat that has caught a mouse: "I'm quite scared, but I'm even more afraid that karma will overflow and cause trouble for me everywhere." Although it is possible to find the location in the first place, it is a waste of physical strength to rush over and shoot flies!"
He hadn't even thought about retribution! This human was terrifyingly confident!
"And then, kill me again?"
"What a joke! such a nice cleaner...... Partner, how could I hurt him? Hahaha! Of course, let you help me clean up my karma all the time! If you're afraid that I'm not trustworthy, I can also help you apply for a contract position, and the salary will be paid with karma?" Chen Li hurriedly said: "Karma is a dangerous commodity for human beings, but it is a great supplement for your karma, and you don't suffer at all! If you agree to be a temporary worker, I will also help you apply for a waiver of the maintenance fee here! Karma is given away for free, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and sign up! ”
"I think I've heard these words somewhere......"
"It's the standard phrase for humans to meet their fellow human beings, you don't have to worry about ......"
"The human with the sword seems to say, this is a kind of deception?"
“...... You've been watching TV at the life-saving office for the past few days, and you've eavesdropped on our conversations."
After much thought, the karmic maniac finally made a decision.
"From the very beginning, you rushed to subdue me?" The black ball body of the karma maniac became even deeper, and an unprecedentedly powerful but restless energy flowed in the karma maniac's body: "You, do you want to be my master!"
"I was very happy when I first heard the King of Inspiration say that a karma maniac fell in," Chen Li turned a blind eye to the karma maniac that was about to explode, touched its head and said, "Your reputation as a karmic scavenger is well known to everyone, I originally planned to beat you to half death and throw you into karma, and then beat you to cripple when your karma is exhausted." Anyway, karma is notoriously brainless, and I don't have any psychological barriers at all when I use karma as a rag. ”
"Later I found out that you are sensible, and very high. I'm not a pacifist either, and there are more people in this world than I have killed you
There aren't many people, but you still have to pay attention to something when it comes to thinking guys. You have been observing me and Li Xian for the past three days, and I am also observing you. ”
"On the first day, you absorbed karma to heal your injuries, this is the credit of the Spirit Palace Tower using you for experiments, right? ”
"The next day, you completed your evolution. If you were given a little more time, you wouldn't have been so stunned to expose the killer weapon, at least until I parried your scythe. If you face those old bull noses of the Wudang faction, a Xuanwu upper body won't break your tongue!"
"After completing the evolution, you have a lot of opportunities to sneak attack Li Xian, that kid doesn't know how to move Lu Cun's small treasury, don't be squeezed for half a month, don't think about using any star power. But instead of doing anything, you wandered around - you ate the chips in my cupboard!"
Chen Li nodded his forehead, with an unfathomable expression: "There is only one truth, you are not a karmic maniac!"
"You look like a karmic maniac, you act like a karmic maniac, but you're not a karmic maniac anymore!"
The black ball shook wildly, and after Chen Li pointed out its deepest secret, it no longer had any luck, and it was about to explode when it stirred up karma!
"It seems that the body of the karma maniac can also be discarded, and I want to learn such a convenient skill!" Chen Li smiled and gently wrapped the black ball with his hand, locking the karma in the karma maniac's body. "It's Dao power! I added Dao power to my karma! Do you think that the karma here is so spicy that you want to cry? After eating so much karma from me, you still want to spit it out? Honestly swallow it for me!"
"I won't surrender to anyone anymore and accept anyone's mercy, you die!" the black ball let out a hoarse roar and struggled desperately in Chen Li's hands.
"A little bit of the Dao power that destroys the karmic connection, even if you can't digest it, it will be discharged by itself in two days. Have you ever heard of enoki mushrooms?see you tomorrow!Anyway, do you guys in the netherworld have that kind of needs? You can't defecate anywhere, right?The next time I see the King of Inspiration, I'll ask him, otherwise what if I can't find a toilet when I go to the Spirit Palace Tower?"
"Okay, okay, I didn't want to do anything to you. As soon as the King of Inspiration came, he explained your information clearly, and I had expected you to possess the body through form. The people of the Spirit Palace Tower thought you were a wolf, but they didn't know that you were actually a thread. No wonder that the Inspiration King guy came so quickly, his original idea was to recover you before I killed you, and he was afraid that I would really hit the Spirit Palace Tower, so he rushed over and pretended to explain. Phew, the guy in the netherworld can't be trusted...... I didn't say you, you are a victim of the strict hierarchical oppression of the Netherworld, and I am also a victim of the Netherworld, so we should stand on the same front!"
Chen Li slapped the top of the black ball, like patting a child's head: "You, you're too young, you still have to learn one." There are no bad habits in the underworld in the world for a long time, and you see that a stupid boy and an intern dare to throw his face at me, call his subordinates to do more work than the other, and in turn blackmail the boss! Am I easy? Am I just looking for a subordinate who is obedient and willing to do things? The above refuses to criticize people, and all that comes is crooked and useless, don't I just find you?"
"As long as you are willing to join our life-saving department, you will be my Chen Li's person! In the world, you will repay my Chen Li's great name. When you arrive in the Netherworld, you will say that your boss is the King of Force! Have you ever heard of the King of Force? He has a good reputation! But whoever mixes in the Netherworld Dao, who will not give me a few thin noodles! When the time comes, you will be free to roam in the two worlds, and you will cut down whoever you see if it is not pleasing to the eye...... This is only in the netherworld, it's a little inconvenient to cut people here, and A-Qing will find an excuse to deduct funds. ”
(End of chapter)