Chapter 7 The hairy-faced monkey
Reaching the third layer of spiritual root, Jin Tian suddenly felt that his whole body was hot, and he was in the cold winter, and he was overwhelmed by a down jacket.
Seeing Jin Tian, whose face was flushed and sweating profusely, Zhu Ke'er asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"
Jin Tian took a deep breath and gasped, "I'm a little hot." ”
"It's a cold day, you're wearing a down jacket, and it's still hot?"
"I also wore thermal underwear, velvet. Jin Tian unzipped his clothes, and a cold wind blew, and he finally felt a little refreshed.
"It's not hot, be careful of catching a cold!" Zhu Keer said playfully.
Jin Tian glanced at the flesh-colored leggings, took off his shirt and said, "What about me, you don't wear socks to keep it cold?"
"It's clearly leggings. Zhu Keer said with a red face.
"I remember stockings are the same color, huh?"
"It's too much, black silk, flesh-colored...."Zhu Ke'er didn't finish speaking, seeing Jin Tian's intoxicated look, he stopped, frowned, and said, "What are you thinking?"
Jin Tian hurriedly came back to his senses, took off his down jacket, and draped it on Zhu Keer: "Put this on, it should be warmer." ”
"I've already put on my coat, why don't you add me a down jacket, it's so heavy. Zhu Keer said aggrievedly.
Zhu Keer has a black coat on her body, plus a red and black down jacket, and her clean face is leaning on the down jacket, at first glance, it really looks like a beef burger.
"Then I'll hold it for you. Zhu Keer said calmly, and then took off the down jacket on his body.
A monkey on the mountain has been staring at the two people for a long time, but the moment he saw Zhu Keer take off his down jacket, he jumped down, stepped on a wooden branch, jumped off the pine and cypress evergreens, and then rushed towards Zhu Keer, with a hideous face, quickly took away the down jacket with one hand, stepped on the stone wall, three times and two times, and jumped to the original stone.
Zhu Ke'er said anxiously: "Hey, hey, this monkey!"
The anxious look is very cute.
The monkey stretched out his arms unhurriedly, tried to put on a down jacket in a good way, reached into the sleeve with one hand, reached into the other sleeve with the other, and then shook his shoulders upward, hey, it really fits, there is a pair of frozen white feet under the down jacket.
The monkey put on the down jacket and quickly felt a kind of warmth, so he stepped on each other to warm each other, and then sat on the ground, closed his eyes quietly, and a comfortable smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Did you see, this monkey is too spiritual, it can't be Sun Wukong himself, right?" Jin Tian exclaimed, "Or, let's go up and ask for an autograph?"
"That's just a monkey, what do you think you're thinking about? Thinking about the gods?" Zhu Ke'er said in disbelief.
"Didn't Gang Lanxing say that there will be goblins here in a while. ”
Zhu Ke'er glanced at Jin Tiandao: "You're afraid of the devil, right?
"No, I just casually said, hey, look, that monkey is actually asleep. ”
Zhu Ke'er didn't speak, but deliberately quickened the pace and didn't want to pay attention to Jin Tian.
"Hey, don't go so fast, your raincoat!" Jin Tian hurriedly caught up, took out a raincoat and said, "It's going to rain, it's always good to put on a raincoat." ”
A drop of rain fell on Zhu Keer's eyelashes, she stopped, played a little trick, and carried the raincoat in her arms.
Jin Tian smiled and said, "Zhu Ke'er, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Nope. ”
"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"If you ask me, you say it first. ”
"I'm too beautiful, mortals don't deserve it, I have to find immortals. Zhu Keer said proudly, and didn't forget to snort coquettishly.
Jin Tian was surprised at first, and then laughed heartily: "Great, I'm cultivating immortals!"
Zhu Ke'er glanced at Jin Tian blankly, and said angrily: "Then you have become an immortal, tell me." ”
"Gotcha!"
"Hey, you're really...... I'm too lazy to say you, how can I walk with a cranky person like you, and I'm really going to explode on the spot with anger!" Zhu Ke'er put on a raincoat and sent me back to school. ”
The raincoat is not the same as what is worn on weekdays, it looks like a yellow hooded half-sleeved shirt from a distance, but it has the effect of blocking the rain, Jin Tian is holding a red raincoat in his hand, with the burgundy long sleeves worn inside, it really feels a little chic on the body.
"What a corny outfit. ”
"The soil is so wow, the soil is the tide to the extreme!"
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to talk about you!" ”
Jin Tian smiled and scratched his head embarrassedly.
Squeak squeak squeak......
There was a monkey cry on the mountain, and when I looked up, there were more than a dozen monkeys coming down the mountain, disturbing people's hearts, and the Taoists and monks hiding in the temple flashed out of a gap in the sandalwood window, and secretly glanced at the "goblin" in front of the incense, and their eyes instantly shone with an unbelievable feeling, as if to say: How can it be a monkey?
More than a dozen monkeys are running around in front of the temple, sometimes grasping the vines on the stone wall, shaking between the mountains on both sides, quite happy, if the cornucopia is not burned incense, but full of fruits, plus a waterfall, then this scene is really the same as the water curtain cave.
Jin Tian pondered Lan Xing's words carefully, if there are really goblins in this world, then there must be immortals, if goblins can go crooked ways and use witchcraft, then immortals will definitely be able to use fairy, but he is a foodie goblin, and goblins are to use effective exercise to earn gold coins to get the food in the chopsticks and knife fairy set?
Goblin, although you can't make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you have to be a goblin, otherwise how can you crush Ling Xiao?
Jin Tian and Zhu Ke'er hid under the earthy stone stairs, revealing half of their faces, watching quietly, they didn't believe that a dozen monkeys could still play with flowers?!
For a moment, the monkey just leisurely soared between the mountains, and there were also some banana fruits that fell from the sky, nibbling sweetly.
Suddenly, a dark gray gold silk sack fell from the sky and fell in the center of the temple, just at the moment when the incense lit by the golden sky was burned, the whole backlog was in the cornucopia, and the monkeys rushing in front of the temple quickly boarded the cornucopia and dismantled the gold silk ash bag.
When the golden silk bag was opened, the monkeys' eyes immediately lit up, filled with various styles of fruits, mangoes, watermelons, strawberries, and most importantly, bananas, as well as several glazed bottles, and gray-brown wooden lids fell to the ground, and some pale yellow pills flowed from them.
Jin Tian was dumbfounded and overjoyed: "I'll go, it won't be the elixir dropped by Sun Monkey, right?"
Suddenly, the sky flashed and thundered, and a voice came the next day: "Who is scolding me behind my back, show up quickly, and eat my grandson!"
Almost at the same time, Jin Tian's hand and Zhu Keer's hand touched together, and then clasped tightly together: "There won't really be Sun Wukong, right?"
"Let's slip away quietly, this place is not suitable for a long time. Jin Tian said embarrassedly, on such a cold day, the beads of sweat on his head were particularly eye-catching, and he was scared a lot, reasoning, which god did Sun Wukong put in his eyes, not to mention that he was still a foodie goblin with no name.
The monkeys opened the elixir, and the elixir bones flowed out, they first ate a handful, chewed a few times, and then spit it out, while sticking out their tongues, while spitting saliva: "Mom, this is too unpalatable, right?" casually dropped the pill on the ground, and the naughty monkey jumped up and stepped on it a few times, expressing his inner dissatisfaction, as if to say: Make it difficult for you to eat, choke on Lao Tzu!
Monkeys are irritable.
When Jin Tian saw this arrogant monkey, he really wanted to stuff a big green pepper in their mouths, so that they wanted to cry without tears, and the good pills were ruined, if you don't eat it, you can give it to me, Jin Tian complained.
With a flash of thought, Jin Tian's will was still unfinished, "Yes, I have to deduct gold coins again." ”
Sure enough, the gold coin on the money bag became -2, failing to respect the Great Immortal and being arrogant and rude.
This reason is really that it is difficult for Jin Tian to express his dissatisfaction with the chopsticks and knife immortal set, this girl is purely angry with Lao Tzu.
Flash of thought: Complain about yourself, gold -1.
Jin Tian smiled bitterly: "I can't be a little emotional." ”
A watermelon was smashed to a sparse sparse sparse, juice flowed along the bag on the cornucopia of the tiger charm copper pattern, the cornucopia is actually a four-cornered round mouth Ding, because the fat tripod body is inlaid in the center of a circle of twenty-four gold ingots and named the cornucopia by the temple elders, mainly to collect some incense money, but this income can be seen from the coins in the cornucopia, the incense money is very little, but the vendors around the United States, is another source of income for the temple, a piece of marshmallow can be sold for ten yuan, many parents with children, a listen, cheap, buy, so that, because of the endless stream of incense people on the mountain, in addition to the free white Ji bun, it seems that the windmill of six colors, The eight-legged dinosaur is a means for the temple to make huge profits, otherwise, how could the face of the Taoist be so arrogant, and the jade green dragon jade pendant hanging from the waist should be worth a lot of money.
"Hey, why is the monkey still peeing in the cornucopia?"
"This can't be a tease sent by a monkey, right?" Jin Tianmu said, there is incense in the cornucopia that has not been on for a long time.
"They are all monkeys, and they are giving immortal qi to the incense lord who prays for blessings, which is more effective. The white-eyed villain said with a smile.
"The urine almost poured on my face, tell me about the fairy qi, go back to sleep in your big sleep!" Jin Tian said angrily.
Flash of thought: Elf is angry, gold -2.
Jin Tian glanced at the money bag, eye-catching -4.
"It's been in vain again. Jin Tian shrugged his shoulders weakly.
Zhu Ke'er stared at the little white eyebrows on the root of Jin Tian'er, and then quietly pinched them with one hand.
Hey~
The white-eyed villain was pinched in the nail art that Zhu Keer had just made.
I only heard the white-eyed villain shouting: "Daxian save me!"
For a while, Xiao Baimei couldn't breathe at all.
With a flash of golden light, a stick that emitted a golden halo fell from the sky, and with one blow smashed the dust temple view.
In the clouds and mist, I heard only one person shouting: "If you dare to deceive my disciples, you will be wiped out!"
In a moment, the Taoist and the monk who were hiding in the house each stepped on a cloud and took off, not knowing whether they went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall or went to the Tribulation to become an immortal.
The monkeys stepped on the golden rods and retreated, and after a golden light appeared in the sky, there was no movement.
Jin Tian looked at the white-glazed bottles scattered under the cornucopia, there were still some golden pills in it, Zhu Ke'er was obviously stunned by everything in front of him, this moment, it seemed to be a strange phenomenon that science could not explain.
Buzz buzz buzz ~
A drone staggered and flew towards it, with an X-ray light sensor on it.
"Hurry up, there's a camera. Jin Tian took Zhu Keer's hand, like a thief who attempted to steal, and the two of them slipped away quickly.
A cloud of fog spread everywhere, the fog floating on the raincoat evaporated instantly, and the raincoat also revealed a halo similar to the lin's pattern, shrouded in the fog and the broken dusty temple and messy fruits, disappeared without a trace after a gust of wind blew away,
The dust temple view is not there, only a cornucopia is intact, and there are three pillars of incense on it, rising a faint purple smoke.