(The content of this chapter is very harmful to single dogs, please be cautious when single dogs!)

"Xiaoya doesn't know. ”

Xiao Ya, who didn't know anything, could only answer like this.

"Xiaoya, I've decided now. Let's do a couple for a day today?" Li Youran suddenly stopped and changed his mind before going out.

"Couples?

Xiaoya said hesitantly when she heard Li Youran's words.

"Of course it's a male and female couple, Xiaoya, you wait here for a while, I'll change my clothes in the house and come out immediately." ”

Li Youran pressed Xiaoya's shoulders with both hands, pressed Xiaoya outside the door, and turned around and returned to the rental room.

After 5 minutes.

Li Youran, who had changed into another casual outfit, appeared in front of Xiaoya.

"Xiaoya, how do you think I am now? Handsome or not? Is it a good match for you?"

At this time, the clothes Li Youran was wearing were the same couple clothes as Xiaoya.

"Brother Youran is so handsome!" Xiao Ya praised Li Youran from the bottom of her heart, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles, and Li Youran at this time changed into systematic clothes, and he really looked like a person.

Li Youran held a sun umbrella in his left hand, and his right hand was tilted to his waist, "Xiaoya's little mouth is so sweet, guess what you should do if you are in a relationship with Brother Youran now?"

According to Xiao Ya's understanding, Xiao Ya should be holding Brother Youran's arm now. Xiao Ya smiled sweetly and walked over to save Li Youran's arm.

"Emoji status option, hi. ”

"Okay, Brother Youran. Xiao Ya's facial expression quickly changed.

In this way, the two walked out of the rental house with a sun umbrella and walked onto the road.

"I'll go, why is this weather so hot!Xiaoya, is there a refrigeration function?" Although he was wearing a sun umbrella, Li Youran still felt a little hot when he walked under the sun, so he asked Xiaoya if she could refrigerate.

"Yes, Brother Youran. As soon as Xiao Ya finished speaking, Li Youran felt that the air around him suddenly cooled.

"Mmmm, yes, Xiaoya is awesome!" Li Youran was very happy with Xiaoya's conscious thoughtfulness, and couldn't help but kiss Xiaoya on the cheek.

Xiaoya's face flushed.

"I'm going! Dude started to sprinkle dog food in the middle of the day!" A passer-by on the side of the road shouted bad luck, he could still receive dog food when he went out on a hot day, and dog food was really everywhere.

But Li Youran was happy when he heard this, and he could finally sprinkle dog food for others one day.

That's right, abusing a single dog has always been an idea that Li Youran has longed for for a long time, and now that there is a chance to realize it, how can he not do it?

Of course. In Li Youran's heart, what he is doing now is just to let Xiaoya have human feelings, and abusing dogs is just incidental.

Li Youran took Xiaoya and continued to walk towards the subway station.

On the road.

"Xiaoya, there is a sentence I don't know whether to say or not. ”

On the way over, Li Youran didn't say nothing, although he couldn't say nice words, but he also had to communicate with Xiao Yaduo, right?

"Brother Youran, you say. ”

"That's the difference between your body and the human body, it won't be a silicone product. Feeling the scale of Xiaoya's chest, Li Youran had nothing to say.

Xiao Ya's face darkened, "Brother Youran, Xiao Ya is made of digital information and mysterious substance, this mysterious substance does not exist on the earth, the original state is the crystal appearance, but it has the ability to transform into other substances, and has all its characteristics." ”

"It can be said that Xiaoya now has all the physiological sensations of human beings, and she doesn't need to eat, because if Xiaoya changes to mobile phone mode again, she doesn't know what to do with the excess substances. Xiao Ya said with a smile, "So, Xiao Ya's current body structure is the same as that of a human being, and if Brother Youran needs any special services, Xiao Ya can also provide it." ”

"Special services, what special services?"

Li Youran was stunned.

"No, it won't. Li Youran, who seemed to have thought of something, was dumbfounded.

"Brother Youran, if you try it, you'll know. Xiaoya said with a smile.

"......" was speechless, Li Youran felt that he had just said the wrong expression, and now Xiaoya was in a bad state.

"Alright, alright. Don't make a fuss, Xiaoya, give it, this is the mobile phone I bought for you just now, and it's also a couple with me, you are familiar with it. ”

Another vivo X21 appeared in Li Youran's hand, but the color was a little different from Li Youran's original, Li Youran's own was golden, and the one for Xiaoya was pink.

"Come, let's take a group photo first. Li leisurely said and raised his mobile phone and took the first intimate photo of the two.

Then it was out of control, and on the 300-meter journey, the two took twenty or thirty group photos.

Sprinkled pots and pots of dog food on passers-by.

on the subway.

There were so many people on the subway at noon, and there were almost no seats after Li Youran and the two got on the subway.

But God gave me that.

"Xiaoya, come, sit here. Li leisurely sat down in an empty seat, then pointed to his legs and said.

The people around couldn't help but look sideways when they heard Li Youran's words.

In broad daylight, you dare to do this?

Xiao Ya smiled and sat on top of Li Youran's legs.

The people around couldn't bear to look at it.

"Hey, this good cabbage is always arched by pigs. ”

A strange man next to him not only let out such a sigh in a low voice.

The people around him all agreed, although Li Youran was not ugly, but compared with Xiaoya's fairy-like figure and appearance, there was really a big gap.

However, Li Youran acted as if he hadn't seen it.

Joke, you're all jealous of me, don't think I don't know you're a bunch of single dogs. I'm going to arch the cabbage, I'm willing, I'm capable of biting me!

So Li Youran began to intensify with a dragging expression, not only talking and laughing with Xiaoya, but also taking out his mobile phone and starting to take pictures frantically.

After about five or six stops.

Li Youran patted Xiaoya's thigh and motioned for her to stand up.

Everyone on the side saw that the two of them stood up, thinking that they were about to get off the train when they arrived at the station in a while, and they all showed relieved expressions.

However, it didn't.

Li Youran just thought of something more interesting.

How can you not share good things with everyone?

Of course, dog abuse is not limited to abusing these people.

"Douyin makes life better!"

opened a software on his mobile phone, and Li Youran began to shoot Douyin.

Well, first of all, let's start with a two-person holding the pillar and moving their hands and finally holding together.

Well, let's give Xiaoya a separate one.

Finally.

"I can't stand it!" As soon as the subway reached the next stop, someone began to scream, and hurriedly ran out of the subway, even with several people out of the subway.

No, don't bring dog food like this.

One carriage was suddenly half empty.

At this time, Li Youran also felt a little tired, and sat back in his position, because there were many people left, so Xiaoya also sat in the empty position next to him, and did not sit on Li Youran's lap anymore.

When the rest of the people thought that eating dog food would finally stop for a while.

Li Youran came up with a new trick again.

"Xiaoya, are you tired?" I felt that I was a little tired, so Li Youran also asked Xiaoya, and without waiting for Xiaoya to answer, Li Youran said again, "Come, I'll give you a leg and a shoulder." ”

That's it, you pound my legs for a while, I'll pinch your shoulders for a while, you beat my back for a while, and I'll rub your legs for a while.

Everyone: "......"

"Big brother, you're over. "Finally, someone can't look past the (abusive) dog man and woman.

"What happened to me?" Li Youran pretended not to know.

"Whew. Li Youran suddenly felt a gust of wind in his ears, "I'll let you show off!"

Someone took the lead, and the rest of the people couldn't help it, and someone directly shot to slap Li Youran's ear.

"Smack!" It's a pity that before the man's hand reached Li Youran's face, he was blocked by Xiaoya and slapped the man back.

"You ......," the man with his left hand covering his face was speechless.

"What are you, do you want to fight me, don't you allow me to fight back?" Li Youran, who reacted, shot back strongly.

"Why are you like this? Do you have any reason to hit someone? Apologize. ”

However, the people around may have eaten too much dog food, and they all helped the beaten man and asked Xiaoya to apologize.

"That is, there is no royal law left. ”

"Hmph, I still want a woman to take action and eat soft rice. ”

Listening to the sound of pointing and pointing around, Li Youran was a little annoyed.

"What's wrong with me just eating soft rice? What is the matter with you? You want us to apologize? No way. And if it weren't for Xiaoya, I would have to call back. ”

Instead of succumbing to everyone's obscenity, Li Youran fought back strongly, and slapped the right side of the man's face again, and the two sides were symmetrical.

At the next stop, Li Youran pulled Xiaoya out of the subway directly.

"A group of villains who can't look down on others!" only Li Youran replied in the subway.