Today is Fan Yinyao's birthday, and when it comes to Fan Yinyao, perhaps everyone's first reaction is the king of black/dark cuisine......

Fan Yinyao's birthday is naturally held at Wen Baiyu's house, the reason is that Wen Baiyu's family is big, and there are many people who are so lively, Fan Yinyao is a typical character who likes to be lively.

Fan Yinyao's birthday, Wan Qian Liuying also followed him to Wen Baiyu's house, since Wan Qian Liuying came here, he has been living with Fan Yinyao in the pseudo-antique shop in Panjiayuan, because Fan Yinyao usually has to do business and sell land stalls.

Finally came to Wen Baiyu's house, Wan Qi Liuying was quite happy, first of all, he was able to see his uncle, of course, he saw exactly the same as himself, but around Mr. Yu smirked Wan Qi Liufeng, Wan Qi Liuying still accepted a little incompetence, and always felt that the uncle and Taifu's family were unexpectedly "chickens flying and dogs jumping".

Wan Qi Liuying is a person who is moody, and there is another reason why he is happy today, but because he can finally eat a normal meal......

But the world is unpredictable, who knew that Fan Yinyao would have to cook for his birthday!

Fan Yinyao likes to cook, he likes it very much, he is very enthusiastic every time he cooks, Wen Baiyu's kitchen at home is very large, and it can be said to be luxurious and beautiful, usually the little candle dragon cooks here, and it is well organized.

As soon as Fan Yinyao saw the kitchen at Wen Baiyu's house, he immediately couldn't walk, and he wanted to cook a birthday dinner for everyone in person, and Fan Yinyao also prepared secret seasonings for everyone.

Because this day is Fan Yinyao's birthday, it is difficult for everyone to refuse Fan Yinyao, so they agreed to come down.

Fan Yinyao deliberately let his apprentice/younger brother go to help, Wen Baiyu's job is actually the owner of a small restaurant, so he wanted to help Fan Yinyao, but Fan Yinyao was disgusted by "clumsy" and was blasted out of the kitchen.

Wen Baiyu walked out of the kitchen, as soon as he went up to the second floor, he saw Wan Qi Jinghou in the small living room on the second floor didn't know what he was tinkering with, and when he walked in, Wan Qi Jinghou was calmly opening the refrigerator door, and then took out the reserved bread from it, and then took out biscuits from the storage cabinet next to him, and there were even canned food and compressed biscuits.

Wan Qi Jinghou calmly took out the food, and Wen Baiyu said in surprise: "What are you doing?"

Little Feather and Egg/Egg held up the compressed biscuit in their hands, and Little Feather took a big bite and said, "Daddy, Daddy, hurry up!"

Egg/Dan said seriously: "Dad said that he might be hungry for a while, and said that he should eat a little now!"

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu reluctantly put away all the things he took out, and then said to Wan Qi Jinghou: "Can you not teach your son to be bad? Fan Yinyao specially cooked for us, even if there is no merit, there is hard work." ”

Wan Qi Jinghou just raised his eyebrows and said lightly, "Are you sure?"

An hour later, everyone sat at the table with a look of food, only Fan Yinyao asked excitedly: "How is the dish, is it rich?"

Pan said with a paralyzed face: "I haven't seen you for a few months, but Master's cooking skills have improved again." ”

Fan Yinyao patted the tall plate and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's my apprentice/brother, he just has vision!"

Wen Baiyu: "......"

Wen Baiyu regretted it a little now, he regretted that he didn't listen to Wan Qi Jinghou's words just now, and ate some compressed biscuits to pad his stomach, Jing Ye's words were really just, and he had to take ......

After celebrating Fan Yinyao's birthday, it was already early in the morning, and only Wen Baiyu had touched one of the dishes from beginning to end, it was said that Fan Yinyao made it with special seasonings, Fan's secret system, and no one else dared to move the chopsticks, Fan Yinyao looked disappointed, and Wen Baiyu took a bite hard.

After eating, I couldn't do it, and I ran to the bathroom four times in a row, and I felt like the whole person was going to collapse/fall off.

After the early hours of the morning, everyone went back to the room to rest, Wen Baiyu looked even weaker, in fact, Wan Qi Jinghou still wanted to do something "strange", but Wen Baiyu was too weak, Wan Qi Jinghou had to give up this idea.

Wen Baiyu was going to take a bath, Wan Qi Jinghou went to make the bed, and when he made the bed, turned on the TV and sat on the sofa in the bedroom, watched it for nearly an hour, and still didn't see Wen Baiyu come out, he couldn't help but feel a little strange and frowned.

Wan Qi Jinghou knocked on the door and said, "Bai Yu?"

There was no sound inside, Wan Qi Jinghou simply pushed the door and went in directly, and saw that the bathtub was empty, and there was no Wen Baiyu at all, Wan Qi Jinghou walked over quickly, and when he looked at it, it was not that there was no one, but because the people in the bathtub were a little ...... It's small, so it's blocked by the four walls of the bathtub and you can't see it at a glance.

Wan Qi Jinghou made a rare appearance of surprise, and reached out to pick up the "Wen Baiyu" in the bathtub.

Wen Baiyu is still like that, but it seems to be a little ...... Shrinking, he is a little small, about four or five years old, small/round face, like a small apple, there is flesh/doo/doot baby fat on both sides of his cheeks, his lips are lovely baby pink, big eyes are bright and shiny, and his eyelashes are long and can be fanned flying.

Shrunken ...... Warm white feathers.

Wan Qi Jinghou picked him up, and the little Wen Baiyu kicked the little white leg twice, giggled, and said unclearly: "Ba...... Baba...... Daddy!"

Wan Qi Jinghou: "......"

Everyone just fell asleep, and suddenly all the lights in the hall on the first floor were turned on, Wen Baiyu's house was full of chickens and dogs, Fan Yinyao was woken up, rubbed his eyes and came out of the bedroom, and as soon as he lowered his head, he saw Wan Qi Jinghou sitting on the sofa on the first floor.

He was holding a four- or five-year-old child in his arms, smaller than a small feather and an egg/egg, the child was carved out of a mold with Wen Baiyu, a thief like a thief, the child was holding the strap of Wan Qi Jinghou's pajamas and playing, and he put it in his mouth to bite, blinking his big eyes, jumping in Wan Qi Jinghou's arms, and saying in his mouth: "Baba!

Fan Yinyao said, "Huh, when did you give birth to a son again?"

Wan Qi Jinghou: "......"

Wen Baiyu suddenly became smaller, not only that, but his consciousness also shrank with age, and he completely became a four or five-year-old child, so cute that it was bursting, but it was also so weird that it exploded.

Fan Yinyao looked confused, sat on the side of the plate, and said very calmly: "Master, did you take the wrong secret seasoning?"

Fan Yinyao said, "Impossible?"

The plate said lightly: "I wanted to ask when you were cooking, isn't the bottle of the secret seasoning red, but the one you brought is green." ”

Fan Yinyao said confidently: "Nonsense, it's obviously gray!"

Wan Qi Jinghou: "......"

Wan Qi Jinghou looked at Xiao Wen Baiyu, who was constantly jumping in his arms, biting his neck, and making saliva all over the place, sighed, and said, "Is there an antidote?"

Fan Yinyao was still arguing with the plate about whether the bottle was red or green or gray, and when he heard Wan Qi Jinghou ask, he rubbed the back of his head and said, "Believe me, it will be developed soon, three months at most!"

Trimester......

That is to say, Wen Baiyu has to maintain the appearance of a child for three months, cute is cute, Wan Qi Jinghou also likes children quite a lot, as the father of seven sons, Wan Qi Jinghou still has enough experience in taking care of children, but three months is also on behalf of/express, he has to abstain from sex for three months.

For Wan Qi Jinghou, who is a candle dragon, it is too difficult.

Wan Qi Jinghou silently raised his eyelids and glanced at Fan Yinyao, Fan Yinyao's back suddenly cooled, and he immediately said: "Ah, a month, a month is fine!"

Wan Qi Jinghou shook his head, and Fan Yinyao stubbornly said: "Half a month, it can't be less!"

Wan Qi Jinghou picked up Xiao Wen Baiyu and walked upstairs, saying, "Liuying, you help me supervise him." ”

Wan Qi Liuying sighed helplessly and said, "It's uncle." ”

Wan Qi Jinghou hugged Xiao Wen Baiyu back to the room, Xiao Wen Baiyu was very obedient, didn't cry or make trouble, just liked to toss Wan Qi Jinghou, and wanted to be a sticky person, liked to sit in Wan Qi Jinghou's arms, and I don't know if it was teething, so I like to bite people, and bite Wan Qi Jinghou's neck and ear/lobe.

If this was in normal times, Wan Qi Jinghou would have gladly accepted Wen Baiyu's "invitation", but Wen Baiyu in front of him was only four or five years old, and he was a cute little bun, Wan Qi Jinghou suddenly had a stomachache.

Xiao Wen Baiyu stared at Wan Qi Jinghou with pure big eyes, and stretched out his white/tender/tender little hand to pestle Wan Qi Jinghou's abdominal muscles, as if he felt very interesting, pestle back and forth.

Wan Qi Jinghou really couldn't bear it anymore, picked up Xiao Wen Baiyu, put it on the bed, and then covered him with a quilt, and said, "It's late, go to bed first." ”

Xiao Wen Baiyu blinked his big eyes, waved his two little hands around, and said, "You want to play!

Wan Qi Jinghou stretched out a finger, Xiao Wen Baiyu immediately raised his hands, reached out to grab Wan Qi Jinghou's index finger, Wan Qi Jinghou raised his index finger a little higher, Xiao Wen Baiyu was like a little cat being teased, raised his hands and dangled to scratch.

While grabbing, there was a milky giggle in his mouth, and after scratching for a while, he couldn't catch it, and immediately deflated his mouth, revealing a grievance expression, and his big eyes were instantly filled with mist, and he was about to shed tears.

Wan Qi Jinghou hurriedly lowered his fingers and put them into Xiao Wen Baiyu's little hand, and the little bun laughed suddenly, and said while "giggling", "Catch! Catch it!"

Wan Qi Jinghou said with a headache: "I'm not your father, don't call your father." ”

Xiao Bai Yu played with Wan Qi Jinghou's fingers, and said seriously: "Uncle...... Susu?"

Wan Qi Jinghou suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a faint smile, and Xiao Bai Yu's eyes immediately widened, and his face was full of surprised expressions.

Wan Qi Jinghou's appearance is almost perfect, and his eyebrows and eyes are deep, his facial features are three-dimensional, and when he laughs, he adds a touch of amazement, especially the mole at the end of his eyes, with a wind/flow breath.

Xiao Bai Yu's eyes widened, because he had shrunk, so the expression on his face was undisguised, and he immediately revealed/drooled "idiot/man" expression, clapped his hands and said, "Baba...... Susu ...... Float...... Bleach!

Wan Qi Jinghou laughed again, softened, and said with a smile in a very gentle voice: "I'm not your father, nor is I your uncle...... Come to Bai Yu and call her husband. ”

Xiao Bai Yu had a strange expression on his face, blinked his big dark eyes, fanned his eyelashes, and bit his fingers, as if he didn't understand what "husband" meant.

However, Xiao Bai Yu was very obedient, and immediately shouted in a soft/soft glutinous, sweet and cute voice: "Husband, husband, husband!"

Wan Qi Jinghou couldn't help but smile, lowered his head and kissed Xiao Bai Yu's forehead, and said, "Good boy, go to sleep quickly." ”

Early the next morning, Xiao Zhulong got up early to cook, and when he came down from upstairs, he saw that his father was already sitting on the sofa on the first floor, getting up early, holding ...... in his arms The other dad is just a shrunken dad.

Xiao Zhulong was just about to enter the kitchen to cook, when he heard Xiao Bai Yu say in a milky voice: "Husband, husband!"

The little candle dragon crooked his feet, almost tripped over the threshold of the kitchen.

Wan Qi Jinghou on the sofa is using eggs/eggs to play with the little rabbit doll that he used to like to play to make Xiao Bai Yu happy, Wan Qi Jinghou took the little rabbit and shook it gently, Xiao Bai Yu "giggled" and laughed, Wan Qi Jinghou induced to say: "What do you want?"

Xiao Bai Yu immediately cooperated: "Husband, husband!"

Wan Qi Jinghou chuckled, put the little rabbit doll in Xiao Baiyu's arms, and said, "Good boy." ”

Xiao Zhulong silently turned his head, his face returned to his usual facial paralysis, calmly walked into the kitchen, then closed the door, sighed, and felt that his father seemed to be quite ...... Enjoy?