Chapter 292: Slap in the face, treatment of semi-deafness
Semi-deaf?
Hearing these three words coming out of Qin Lang's mouth, the people in the ward were stunned.
They all don't understand, what is semi-deafness?
Is it called semi-deaf because only one ear has lost hearing?
But this is not right, Li Daxin can't hear everyone's voice.
The most surprised person is naturally Li Daxin's wife, this woman with five big and three thick women did not forget that Qin Lang said something amazing, and said to Qin Lang with a tiger face: "What nonsense are you talking about, you think that you can scare me by pulling out some kind of semi-deafness?"
Looking at the woman like this, she obviously didn't believe Qin Lang's words.
Qin Lang glanced at the woman mockingly, and said calmly: "You are stupid, I am full of food and support, and I want to use this to bluff you." ”
Cai Kangwen also hurriedly said to the woman: "Mrs. Li, don't you know if you try?"
"Try a fart!" the woman scoffed, "My man can only hear me, not you, this is a fantasy, a liar!"
"Do you think this is incredible?" Qin Lang sneered, "Then you can ask your man." ”
After speaking, Qin Lang crossed his arms and prepared to watch the play. Li Daxin didn't want to get better, so he didn't bother to treat it.
"Just try!" The woman didn't believe what Qin Lang said, and turned back to Li Daxin and said, "Daxin, can you hear me?"
Li Daxin looked at the woman stupidly, pointed to the cardboard in the woman's hand, and motioned for the woman to write to him.
Seeing this scene, the woman immediately crossed her waist and scolded Qin Lang: "Okay, you dare to deceive the old lady!
Li Daxin didn't react to her words, and the woman thought that this proved her judgment, so she questioned Qin Lang.
Qin Lang was not in a hurry at all, and stabbed Liu Zhenzhen on the side.
"Principal Li, are you really the principal of Sixiang Technical College, can I take a photo with you?"
A pleasant voice suddenly sounded.
Liu Zhenzhen, under Qin Lang's instructions, quickly said this sentence.
The ward was already quiet, so although Yoo Zhenzhen's words were not loud, they were still enough for people to hear clearly.
In the next moment, a scene that made everyone stunned appeared.
Seeing that Li Daxin, who was still dumb and deaf, immediately turned his head to look at Liu Zhenzhen, his eyes were shining, and he couldn't wait to say: "Yes, yes, I am the principal of Sixiang Academy, I am very willing to take a photo with you, a beautiful woman." ”
That pig brother, saliva is flowing out.
"Isn't it embarrassing, do you really think she will take a photo with you?" Qin Lang sneered, mocking Li Daxin unceremoniously.
Just now, he just designed to let Liu Zhenzhen say something, of course, he wouldn't let people like Li Daxin get close to Liu Zhenzhen.
As Li Daxin took the initiative to reveal the stuffing, the shape shì took a sharp turn.
Several school leaders of Yunda generally looked at Li Daxin, who was red-faced, and Li Daxin's bucket-waisted wife slapped Li Daxin with a slap on her face, and scolded loudly: "Okay, you Li Daxin, you can obviously hear the woman's words, and you dare to tease the old lady, right, can you bear it!"
Qin Lang took advantage of the situation and reminded: "You should ask Li Daxin why he is pretending to be completely deaf. ”
The woman thought about it, why Li Daxin could only hear the woman's voice, but not the man's voice, which really made her wonder.
"Why is this happening?" the woman asked Li Daxin, who looked like a tigress at home.
Li Daxin knew that he was exposed, and the idea of concealing his total deafness must have been shattered, and his eyes rolled, so he explained: "I didn't suddenly get sick, and I found that I could only hear women talking, but I couldn't hear men's voices, so I was in a hurry, in order not to let others treat me as a monster, I had to simply pretend to be completely deaf." ”
This explanation seems to be very reasonable.
It's just that the person who said this explanation was Li Daxin, so even the people in Yunda didn't believe it.
Qin Lang saw that Li Daxin was at this time, and he dared to open his eyes and say nonsense, he was even more disgusted with this person, and he was determined to teach this person a lesson, so he said: "I'm afraid that President Li Da deliberately made this excuse to hide some other things, right?"
I saw that after Li Daxin heard what the woman relayed for him, his face changed, although he quickly covered up the past, but anyone with a discerning eye knew that there must be something greasy in it.
In order to cover up, Li Daxin began to act and aimed the finger at Qin Lang.
He said to Qin Lang domineeringly: "What do you mean by this? Do you provoke the relationship between our husband and wife? I sue you, if you can't cure the disease, hurry up and get out of me, don't come to confuse the public!"
"This man is so hateful. Even Liu Zhenzhen said excitedly because of anger.
Qin Lang said coldly: "Who said I can't cure your illness." But let me cure you cheaply, why should I?"
Qin Lang's words are undoubtedly crazy.
The woman asked rudely, "Don't talk big, what if you can't be cured?"
"Whatever you want. Qin Lang said lightly.
What are you kidding, he won't cure half deafness?
If it wasn't really cured, he would have left a long time ago, and he would stay here and wait for nothing to be gained, and he would be embarrassed?
"Okay, remember what you said, then you can treat my husband now. The woman said.
Qin Lang asked rhetorically, "What about what I said?"
Only then did the woman react. Qin Lang clearly said that he would not treat her husband Li Daxin for no reason.
"It's up to you to make any conditions. The woman said quickly.
Qin Lang nodded. With so many people present, I believe that the woman could not repent in the end.
"Li Daxin, the old lady will settle accounts with you later, and let him treat you now!" When the woman faced Li Daxin, she didn't have the good face she had before.
Obviously, she also thinks that Li Daxin has something unsavory to hide.
Li Daxin looked at Qin Lang, didn't say anything, and agreed.
Although he vaguely guessed the reason why he had this "semi-deafness", there was no way to cure it, so he happened to borrow Qin Lang's hand to cure this disease.
"You stand in the middle of the room. Qin Lang coldly instructed Li Daxin.
The woman hurriedly relayed the words to Li Daxin.
Li Daxin was furious: "Why are you?
The implication is that he is the great principal, and Qin Lang is nothing, so Qin Lang should cooperate with him.
"If you don't want to cure, then you can put on a score! If you want to cure the disease, then be honest with Lao Tzu!"
Qin Lang is domineering.
did not regard Li Daxin as a university president who enjoyed vice-provincial treatment at all.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Cai Kangwen, the principal of Yunda University, couldn't help but sigh: Qin Lang is really bold, courageous, and awesome!
At the same time, Cai Kangwen's impression of Qin Lang is even better.
Because, Qin Lang bluffed his nemesis Li Daxin, which made him feel refreshed!
On the other side, Li Daxin was so angry that his pig's waist face turned purple, and he was about to go crazy, but the woman said to him: "You just do what Qin Lang said! If it turns out that he is not capable of curing your illness in the end, you can go crazy with me again." ”
"Okay, Qin Lang, I'll keep this account in mind first. Li Daxin sneered, got up from the hospital bed, and walked to the center of the clearing.
Then he looked at Qin Lang with bad intentions, just waiting for Qin Lang to be incompetent in curing his illness, and he planned to go crazy immediately.
This kind of behavior undoubtedly made Qin Lang even more disgusted with Li Daxin.
Fortunately, he will be able to embarrass Li Daxin immediately, but he doesn't have to be like Li Daxin, he can only talk about things with his mouth.
"Your semi-deafness is not an organ lesion, so doctors cannot diagnose the cause with modern instruments and medical methods, let alone make effective treatment. As soon as Qin Lang spoke, he seemed full of confidence.
Several school leaders of Yunda University, although they felt that Qin Lang's words also made the doctors of the school's medical department lose face, but they had to admit that what Qin Lang said was right.
If it weren't for what Qin Lang said, the doctors wouldn't have been helpless so far.
So, everyone waited quietly for Qin Lang to say the treatment method, and they didn't even dare to come out.
Even the arrogant woman did not dare to intervene.
Qin Lang put his hands behind his back and said calmly: "Semi-deafness can occur in both men and women, this disease is very rare, for example, when it happens to men, the person who gets the disease can only hear the woman's voice, and the man's words are automatically blocked, which is equivalent to half of the deafness, and usually, the cause of this disease is the color heart and color brain." ”
Color-hearted, color-brained?
The crowd was confused again.
I've also heard of the color heart, but what's going on with the color brain?
These two pieces can also lead to the rare strange disease of semi-deafness?
"Specifically, let's wait for the president of Li University to say it himself later. Qin Lang smiled slightly, and glanced at Li Daxin meaningfully.
Li Daxinguang also guessed what was going on from the shape of Qin Lang's mouth, his eyes flickered, and he showed that he was empty-hearted.
The woman felt that Li Daxin had something unsavage to hide from her, so she brutally knocked Li Daxin on the head and scolded: "I'll settle accounts with you later!"
Seeing that these two people began to make trouble, Qin Lang was happy to see it, and he didn't plan to dissuade them at all. Who made the woman and Li Daxin very annoying.
"Hearing is blinded by the color heart and brain, and can only hear the voice of the opposite sex, which is related to the blockage of a nerve in the cranial nerve, a nerve connecting the ear, so theoretically, only need to dredge this nerve to fully restore hearing. Qin Lang tried to be as brief as possible.
As for how that nerve was blocked, and what was the mechanism of the blockage, Qin Lang didn't bother to say. Because he doesn't know either.
But this did not prevent him from being able to see that he was half-deaf and that there was a cure.
In the memory of "Xuan Qingzi" about the art of Qi Huang, there is a record of "semi-deafness".
"Then how should that nerve be unblocked?" the woman hurriedly asked, perhaps what Qin Lang said was reasonable, and she didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of Qin Lang anymore.
"It's simple, whipping. ”
"With the help of the power of the whip, the blockage is broken. ”
Qin Lang said calmly.
"Whipping?" Cai Kangwen muttered the word silently, and then suddenly came to his senses, and a smug smile like an old fox appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Before the woman could react, she relayed Qin Lang's words to Li Daxin as they were.
Li Daxin saw Cai Kangwen's expression and immediately began to ponder this sentence.
After a while, Li Daxin's face changed greatly.
"Qin Lang, the whipping treatment you are talking about, shouldn't it be ......" Li Daxin said angrily, as if he had suffered great humiliation.
Qin Lang sneered in his heart, and secretly thought: Although I have other treatments, I just want to use this method to fix you, what can you do?
"That's right, the president of the University should have guessed correctly, that is, the part of your cheek that was slapped to treat half-deafness. Qin Lang said lightly.
Li Daxin was furious and shouted, "That's not to slap me! You must have done it on purpose!"
Li Daxin was not slow to react, and guessed what Qin Lang's treatment was.
Qin Lang smiled and said: "Principal Li, don't talk nonsense, I did it on purpose, it is really the nerve that is blocked internally connected to the ear, which is located in the pinna and cheek, except for whipping, there is only surgery, but the doctors have never done this surgery, if you are willing to take the risk, then find a doctor to operate." ”
Li Daxin immediately shut up.
Even if he knew that Qin Lang must have done it on purpose, no one could cure him except Qin Lang, so he had to hold back and dare not refute.
Qin Lang found a rubber glove and put it on his right hand, moved his right hand, then opened his five fingers, and said with a smile: "Principal Li, are you ready?"