Chapter 0518 - Toilet Romance (Second Update)

On the last day, everyone was quietly betting in private whether Lu You could get what he wanted, otherwise he would basically have done nothing this trip.

Of course, the world's newspapers ridiculed him, if that's a catch.

At the luncheon, all the entrepreneurs were present, this was the last meal of the conference, and some bigwigs took a group photo, there were more people on the scene, and many people quietly looked at Lu You.

In the crowd, Lu You stood there with a red wine glass. His eyes were on Jobs, and he secretly said in his heart, come here, come to me, take the initiative.

Jobs was also looking at him, anxious, on this occasion, he couldn't let go of his body, especially a topical character like Lu You, who was a little anxious, and was also saying, come to me, didn't you say yesterday that the spittle stars flew around.

You have to at least let me know how many pounds and taels you have, otherwise how can I know if you have the ability.

The two of them looked at each other, they couldn't read each other's minds, if they knew, they would definitely scold each other, and the figures in front of the two moved. Staring at each other without moving.

Some people found out about the strangeness, looked at the two of them with a little obscenity, and whispered: "Look at those two, are there sparks in their eyes?"

"Sparks?"

"How do I feel murderous?"

Jiang Siya also noticed Lu You's strange appearance, pulled him and said, "Just look at it, what are you doing with saliva?"

"I didn't!" Lu You reacted.

For lunch, the two of them didn't meet, their heartbeats were accelerating, and three o'clock was the time for the end, Lu You took a deep breath and stabilized himself.

This kind of psychological contest is the hardest and must be resisted.

Wiener looked at the two, snorted lightly, walked towards Jobs, chatted very happily, and from time to time there was a burst of happy laughter, turned around and snorted softly towards Lu You without smiling, a little provocative.

After a meal, go back to the hotel to rest for a while, and the closing ceremony was held at three o'clock, and Lu You stood and walked around the room.

"What are you leaving? People don't come to you, you just look for him, business cooperation, let you make it like falling in love, you don't have so much tension to fall in love with me. Jiang Siya said angrily: "It seems that you can drop a piece of meat if you open your mouth first." ”

"You don't know this, I lost the opportunity when I opened my mouth first, and then I asked for it, it will be difficult, especially in the signing of cooperation, now it depends on who asks whom, understand?"

"This will be over soon, people will leave in the afternoon, if it happens, it must not be announced to the public, it is too late now. Jiang Siya sighed and said, "I'm really convinced of you." ”

"No matter, how much love can be dropped?" Lu You looked at the time and said, "Let's go, go to the closing ceremony." ”

When I arrived at the hall by car, it was already crowded, Lu You was sitting in the fourth row, and Jobs was sitting in the second row, and the eyes of the audience were gathered on the two of them.

Lu You's words are going to become a joke, this time he really didn't gain anything at all, the big words have already been said, and now there is no way to end it.

"Mr. Lu, how is the cooperation talking? Didn't you say that you want to make Jobs brilliant?" Wiener said with a smile. It's just that the look on his face is full of disdain.

"Mr. Lu has already negotiated, but he just won't announce it!"

"Mr. Lu is so young and thick-skinned, and most people don't dare to cooperate with him at all, for fear that the stock price will fall. ”

"What can some people do but amplify their words? I think it's somewhere else, cheating and cheating, and the people here are all clever, who can he deceive?"

The people around him were arguing, as if they wanted to inflict all their unhappiness on Lu You, so that they could feel a little more comfortable.

Lu You stood up with a cold face and asked the service staff beside him, "Trouble." Where's the bathroom?"

"You come with me. ”

Lu You followed, Jiang Siya sat there with her eyes closed, if it weren't for the fear of damaging the reputation of Chinese entrepreneurs, Lu You would have scolded a long time ago, and he was really uncomfortable.

Not to mention Lu You, Jiang Siya couldn't help it.

Jobs saw Lu You stand up and leave, he also stood up and walked towards the location of the toilet, Lu You was peeing, he walked in and stood next to Lu You.

Looking at each other, this moment finally met.

The next two found that there was no translator and could not communicate. I can only stare at it with big eyes, and the time it takes to soak in urine is very short, and I can't always stand there after urinating.

"Hello!" Lu You spoke first.

"Hey!"

"That iOS system, you drop, understand?"

Jobs looked confused, he was an American, not a devil, why did he speak so tastefully, he could only smile.

"Uh........ ”

Lu You scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and didn't know what to say, at this moment he couldn't wait for Ma Yun to possess him, and he muttered and said, Ma Yun can't do it, Mr. Lei will also become it, and people will at least say Ayu OK.

People kept coming in the toilet, and the two of them stood here without leaving, and from time to time someone watched, stunned for more than thirty seconds, Jobs took out a piece of paper and a pen from his body.

There is another language in this world, C language, the common language of programmers, Lu You immediately wrote code on paper to communicate, and the people who came in still looked at the two of them.

Lu You wrote on the paper: "It's too embarrassing, it's not appropriate for the two of us to stand here." ”

"What then? Why don't we go to the bathroom?"

Lu You squinted and smiled and nodded, and the two entered the compartment, and after writing it, they handed it to each other through the gap below. For the first time in the world, two CEOs squatted in the toilet and chatted in C, which was definitely a record.

The closing party outside began, Lu You hadn't come back yet, Jiang Siya was worried that something would happen to him, so she asked someone to go to the toilet to take a look, but the staff came back and said, "He's squatting." Say talk to people. ”

"Talking to people in the toilet, he's not sick in the head, right? ”

For a whole hour, Lu You listed the compatibility problems of the iOS system, and the solution was half written, but it was enough to shock people.

Jobs sat on the toilet and looked at the paper in his hand, unable to recover for a long time. Lu You is definitely the best programmer in the world, there is no one, such exquisite code, like a poem.

"We can cooperate, the specific details of the cooperation will be discussed later, as for the rough terms are no problem, if we open the global market, all the foundry will be completed by your industrial park within ten years, and there is no problem with market support, technical support can be discussed later, and now we can announce it to the outside world." ”

Lu You agreed, walked out of the toilet, and the two shook hands. A smile appeared on his face.

The next second, Lu You reacted and asked, "Have you washed your hands?"

"What about you?"

The two hurriedly let go of their hands, looked at each other with disgust and went to wash their hands, and as the conference came to an end, Wiener's face became even more proud.

Everything has fallen to the ground, Youzu is destined to end, the TV station is broadcast live, many people are looking forward to the new cooperation of the landing tour, and under the blockade of Youzu, it will definitely collapse next year.

However, the miracle did not happen.

Luo Youhua looked at the TV, sat with wooden eyes, and said to Luo Tingting: "Change the channel!"

"Dad, you're disappointed?"

"It's not disappointment, it's despair, Youzu's current situation is very dangerous, this time he didn't win new cooperation, open up the international situation, everything is over, he killed himself. ”

Luo Tingting had never seen her father like this, her eyes were full of disappointment, he should have very important hopes for Lu You.

"I think he's fine and he'll be fine. ”

"I'm dead, and I'll sell my shares in Youzu after the New Year to recover my losses. ”

Hu Haifeng was a little painful, picked up the phone from his side and called the company: "Sell the shares of Youzu." You know how much you have to sell for any loss?"

In a huge office on Wall Street, Soros sat there watching TV, patted his old friend next to him, and said with a smile: "How is it? This kid is like a flea, and he can't bear your pinch at all." ”

"Invincible. It's a kind of loneliness, I thought it was a fun guy, and I was angry in the hospital, but I didn't expect it to be so fragile, the international situation opened, and the next financial crisis came down. He only has the share of destruction, and the masters are lonely and vulnerable. ”

"Let's deal with the affairs of Wall Street, how many opponents can we have when we get to this point?"

There was thunderous applause at the scene, congratulations on the closing, and all the reporters at the scene were looking for the figure of the landing tour, wanting to embarrass him, two days ago he said that he wanted to let Jobs go to glory.

"Lu You is here!"

In an instant, all the reporters held the microphone, carried the camera, and rushed to the speed Liu Xiang was embarrassed when he saw it, and surrounded the Lu You group.

"Excuse me, there is no cooperation with Youzu now. What do you think?"

"Many people say that this conference is a lifesaver for Youzu and a hurdle to deal with the international financial blockade.

"Can you tell us whether Youzu will give up on the international market?"

A whole bunch of questions flew like cannonballs. Lu You looked at this group of reporters who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement and smiled: "Who said that the You people didn't reach a cooperation?"

"What?" someone shouted.

"Now I officially announce that Youzu and Apple have reached a strategic cooperation, all-round layout of the international market, deep cultivation of the domestic market, not only OEM, but also market, technology, marketing, brand and other all-round strategic cooperation. ”

"Yes!" Jobs nodded: "Mr. Lu You is a genius, and I believe that our cooperation will open up new horizons." ”

Wiener, who was standing on the side, had black eyes, why did something happen to him when he went to the toilet?

Steve Jobs saw him and said, "At the same time, we have canceled all cooperation with Siemens, especially in the area of system development, which is no longer needed." ”

Wiener's legs went limp, and the whole person was spread on the ground.

It's over, it's all over, and when you go to the toilet, you will be cut off by Lu You.