2. The appearance of love
As a man of action, He Kun will never hesitate if he decides to do it.
Immediately took out his mobile phone and downloaded a few stranger social apps, registered an account, chose a woman, and randomly selected a few photos of beautiful girls from the Internet as avatars, and started his fishing trip.
Although such an account looks fake, normal people know that it is boring at a glance.
But He Kun intended to do so.
Because this is originally a filter to exclude those who can be seen at a glance to be greasy.
Leaving behind is naturally the best quality customers.
People are stupid and have a lot of money.
After each account was registered, he opened the positioning and began to post updates.
The accompanying photos are also found on the Internet, but with a little hint, and then accompanied by words complaining about her husband.
For example, I don't know how to have fun, I'm busy with work and don't care about my family, and I'm reluctant to spend money on her.
Create the image of a resentful little young woman.
Then used the same routine to create female college students, urban female white-collar workers and other characters.
The next thing to do is also very simple, that is, Jiang Taigong fishes, and the wisher takes the bait.
Originally, He Kun thought that not many people would be fooled by such a mentally retarded routine, but what he didn't expect was that after the dynamic was issued, the prompt sound of his mobile phone never stopped.
All of them were accosted by all kinds of men, and He Kun was dazzled and dumbfounded.
These people are so!
There are simple and rough types, and they ask how much it is as soon as they come up.
There are also literary sand sculptures: "Time arrangements for you and me to meet here, it's good to meet you!"
There is also a dog-licking type: "You look so good when you smile, I want to praise you more!"
For the first time, he knew that there were so many routines for accosting, and there were so many licking dogs.
No wonder the batch price is getting higher and higher now, it's all a good thing you have done!
The faint sense of guilt in my heart disappeared, and a sense of mission arose.
Doing this by yourself is doing the right thing for heaven, eliminating harm for the people, so that you licking dogs can see what is called social beating!
Since the number of potential customers far exceeded his imagination, He Kun began to do a second screening.
Carefully go through the dynamics of each greeting person, and then exclude all the customers who seem to be in average financial conditions and are young.
Obviously having a family is the key marker.
The reason for this is also very simple, if you find yourself in a trap with poor economic conditions, the probability of making trouble will be greater, and you will not give up easily.
When you are young, you are easy to do things extremely, and if you meet a stunned young man, then He Kun will be dumbfounded.
As for those who have a family, it is the best, like this scumbag who has a wife and comes out to hunt for beauty, even if he cheats He Kun, he has no guilt.
And their economic conditions are not bad, they will not make trouble because of a small amount of hundreds of yuan, because they are most afraid of making things bigger, so they can only honestly suffer this dumb loss.
Get a growing education.
He Kun was suddenly a little moved, he was so positive!
After some careful review, He Kun finally chose a man with the ID of Morning Star.
Judging from his dynamics and registration information, Morningstar should be around 35 years old, has a good family, and has a good financial strength.
is a very ideal customer.
The way he greets him also reflects his strength, and he directly gave a virtual gift worth 100 yuan, which is really a big dog with all kinds of evil.
Of course, He Kun did not accept his gift, but returned it.
He did this to "invite" customers to open a house with him, not to cheat gifts. If it weren't for the novice task, He Kun would never have done such a thing.
However, He Kun's move to return the money won Morningstar's great favor, which made him feel that He Kun was different from other bewitching jian goods on this platform who only tricked money.
forcibly sent hundreds of gifts, and asked He Kun to accept them, and said that if He Kun didn't accept his money, he would look down on him!
After He Kun saw this sentence, he was really blind.
There are still such licking dogs in the world?
He Kun, who was forced to be helpless, could only release a big move, saying that if he gave him another gift, he would block him.
Morning Star was honest immediately, and he didn't mention the matter of giving gifts, and then flattered He Kun in every possible way, and all kinds of sultry love words were one set after another, and they were very sassy.
and pretended to complain about his wife inadvertently, saying that she didn't care about her family and brought herself a green hat.
All in all, miserable!
He Kun patiently chatted with him, because men understand men best, and the more they talked, the more they fell in love.
He didn't rush to invite Morning Star to open a room with him, because it was too abrupt and easy to arouse alarm.
It is the most perfect to wait for the other party to take the initiative to mention it and give a little suggestion by yourself.
If possible, He Kun still hopes that Morningstar will not associate his education with his homestay, because this will easily ruin his reputation and be detrimental to future development.
If it weren't for being forced to be in a hurry, He Kun wouldn't have made such a decision.
After chatting for more than half an hour, when He Kun was a little vomited when he heard the words, Morning Star finally couldn't bear it anymore and showed his fox tail.
"Can I meet you if I can? Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, I just want to be friends with you. If you don't want to, it's okay, I'm willing to wait. ”
Looking at his cautious appearance, He Kun was immediately happy, this is too humble.
"But is it too late now? If I come out, I'm afraid of the school curfew, and if I can't go back, I won't have a place to sleep. ”
He Kun's account creates a character design of an innocent female college student, a good girl who likes to smoke and drink.
He felt that if he could even believe this, he would be an ideal good customer.
Morningstar seemed a little excited, and sent a lot of messages one after another.
"It's okay, I'll definitely send you back to school. ”
"If you really can't go back, I'll arrange it for you, and you'll find the Four Seasons, Aman, or Banyan Tree as long as you like." ”
Damn, big dog.
He Kun couldn't help but take a sip when he saw it.
The hotels mentioned by Morning Star are the top luxury hotels in Qiantang, and the cheapest room types in them will not be less than 2,000 yuan.
If one day his homestay can be as good as these hotels, then He Kun can wake up with a smile in his dreams.
"I don't like hotels, they don't have a personal touch and can't feel like home. ”
Morning Star's smart IQ has occupied the high ground again at this time, and he is always extra witty in this kind of thing, and immediately understood the hint in He Kun's words.
"It's okay if you don't like the hotel, do you have a favorite homestay?"
He Kun sent messages to three homestays, one of which was his own, Qingyu Inn.
The reason why I sent three, instead of just my own, was because one seemed too deliberate, and it was easy to guess what was greasy in it after thinking about it.
But if you send three for Morning Star to choose by himself and choose his Qingyu Inn, even if he finds out that he has been tricked, he will not think of He Kun.
Although there will be a little risk for Morning Star to choose the other two, judging from He Kun's understanding of him, on the surface, there are three choices, but in fact, he has no choice at all.
Because the green pomelo inn is the highest unit price among the three.
This licking dog will choose the most expensive one in order to show 100% performance.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, Morning Star sent a message: "Little fairy, I have already booked, two luxurious suites in the Qingyu Inn." Shall I pick you up from school now?"
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At this time, He Kun also saw a reservation information in the background of his review website, two luxury suites.
He Kun shed tears of emotion, if this is not love, what is he to be sad about.
Maybe that's what love looks like!