Several other people also looked at Wu Lei dumbfounded, what's the situation, this rebellion is too fast, I said the fourth child, you can still have a little face, this will change, the fat man was speechless and pointed at Wu Lei with a hatred of iron and steel.

What do you know, that's what you haven't seen your sister-in-law, and if you did, you wouldn't say that.

At this time, Wei Jianbin looked proud, he was still the fourth sensible, you four old hats, don't look at whose wife it is, can it be worse, although my wife is not the most beautiful, but it is really rare to be more beautiful than her.

At this time, the mouse also rushed up and hugged the other leg, boss, I was wrong, it was all the fat man's idea, we were all forced by him, I always believe in you, boss.

The fat man angrily scolded you traitors, traitors, for a woman I had never seen before, and even betrayed my brother.

Wei Jianbin sat up naked and looked at the fat man, since the fat man is not interested in women, then we will not take the fat man to the friendship tomorrow night, anyway, taking him there will also affect the city's appearance.

Yes, you guys are amazing, can't I have a treat tomorrow?

Wei Jianbin looked smug, this is not what I said, I didn't force you.

No, I'm unlucky, I know you bad friends.

The next day, the five big men in the 303 dormitory began to dress up in various ways from noon, and the mice kept fiddling with their hair in the mirror, fourth brother, you come and help me take a look, my head is not messed up, a Wu Lei who is dressed like a cream student, just how you get your pheasant head is like that, it's almost enough.

The fat man put on a suit and tie even more exaggeratedly, Wei Jianbin looked at the appearance of a few brutes, purely from the past to smash the field, I said a few of you are almost enough, why don't you dress up, third.

Lin Ye looked at the clothes on his body, I'm used to it, it's good, and besides, you are the protagonist today, so I won't steal the limelight from you.

It was not until more than 5 o'clock in the afternoon that a few people set off to the hotel, and after a while, the girls also arrived, and everyone entered the private room.

After ordering the food, Wei Jianbin took the lead in clapping his hands, as the organizer of this friendship, I will introduce myself first, my name is Wei Jianbin , a native of Modu, this is my girlfriend Xiao Xiao, hello everyone.

As soon as Wei Jianbin finished the introduction, the fat man couldn't wait to stand up and tidy up his tie, my name is Shen Wansan, people give me the nickname Fatty, I don't have any advantages, just one thing I think is an advantage, that is, I carry it, welcome all the beauties to beat me at any time, scold me, K me, flatten me, kick me, kick me, beat me, and even boil, fry, fry, fry, fry, stew, stew, steam, dry, boil...... I have no complaints, but the premise is that this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, and temperamental beauty in the world.

As soon as the fat man's words fell, a girl who was drinking water and was a little baby fat sprayed all the water on the fat man's face, and the fat man wiped his face helplessly, although I know that I am very bad, but you will not retaliate so much.

The girls all covered their mouths and snickered, and the girls who sprayed water apologized while laughing, embarrassed, and couldn't hold back for a while.

When it was Lin Ye's turn, Lin Ye gave a brief introduction.

At this time, Wu Lei stood up, I am the people on the rivers and lakes who see people's love, flowers and flowers, and cars and cars, known as heaven and earth, omnipotent, handsome and chic, graceful, Yushu Linfeng, Xuefu five cars, tall and mighty, with tens of millions of fans, fascinated by thousands of girls, known as a pear flower pressed begonia jade-faced little white dragon, Wu Lei is also.

The mouse is gone, and the little white dragon is still there, I think it's a little white face, I said fourth brother, you are already handsome enough, why are you still robbing my lines, how can I mix it up like this.

Liu Zhenxing also stood up, my name is Liu Zhenxing, and I am also from the magic capital, many people say that I am not bad, except for being handsome, there are no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am actually not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls, they said I was handsome, I didn't admit it, they beat me, and called me hypocritical, and in the end I had no choice but to give in to them.

At this time, the mouse stood up, my name is Hao Jiangong, I, I, my nickname is the mouse, it's gone.

After hearing this, everyone laughed regardless of the image.

The mouse said hurriedly, you are still laughing, it's not that the fourth brother snatched the lines I prepared, but I don't know what to say.

Xiao Xiao said at this time, hello everyone, my name is Xiao Xiao, and I am also from the magic capital, and I am childhood sweethearts with Jianguo, and we grew up together.

The fat man sighed, with an expression that I understood, I see, it turned out that his wife was strict, no wonder Comrade Lao Wei was so well-behaved today, and even his self-introduction changed.

At this time, a tall beauty stood up, and the eyes of all the men turned around, even Lin Ye was no exception, I saw that the beauty who stood up was about 175 tall, and a pair of long legs would put pressure on many men when she stood up, and her appearance was like Lin Zhiling on the earth according to Lin Ye's opinion, and a pair of big eyes were like being able to speak.

Hello everyone, my name is Han Xue, a native of the imperial capital, because I was born when it happened to be June Feixue, so my father named me Han Xue, and I love to read.

Hello everyone, my name is Guan Qi, a northerner, another big beauty stood up, if Han Xue's score is 90 points, this Guan Qi can also score 90 points, with short hair that reaches up to his ears, delicate facial features, and his natural aura, giving people the feeling of a strong woman.

Then there is Lu Ailian, who also introduced herself to Yang Ping, maybe because there are too many big beauties, no one pays attention to the two little beauties who can score 80 points.

Everyone looked at the last girl who hadn't introduced herself, and several men were hormones soaring, not for anything else, in words on earth to understand what a childlike face is, because the last girl just looks like a junior high school student, with an angelic face, a devil-like figure, the only pity is that the height is not very high, only about 160, but the pair on the chest is estimated to be at least D+, and the petite figure is dragging a pair of murder weapons, which makes people feel that they will not be crushed to death.

Hello everyone, my name is Lin Jiaojiao, I am also from the imperial capital, I have practiced taekwondo, I tell you that I am very good at taekwondo, if you bully me, I will beat you.

At this time, the fat man stepped forward, it's okay, no one dares to bully you, if others bully you, if you can't beat it, tell your fat brother I, you fat brother and I will help you clean them up.

Thank you, fat brother, no need, if I can't beat him, my dad will help me beat him.

What does your dad do?

My dad said that he was in the underworld, why do you want to go to the underworld, fat brother, too?

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, how could anyone say that their father was a mixed underworld, even if it was really a mixed underworld, they wouldn't say it, why did such a beautiful woman lack a string in her head, no, it should be said that it was stupid and sweet.

Because there are a few living treasures, the atmosphere has been good during the meal, and everyone has eaten a full meal in the laughter and laughter, and at Wei Jianbin 's suggestion, everyone began to play small games.

Truth or Dare, during the game, everyone also learned about the ugly things of some people when they were young, and also let everyone have a certain understanding of each other.

Lin Ye didn't say much, mainly watching a few living treasures performing hard, hoping to please the favor of several beauties in front of him, and everyone could see that Lin Ye didn't talk much, so when Lin Ye lost the game, he didn't feel much embarrassed for Lin Ye, and it was Lin Ye's turn to lose.

This time Lin Ye chose to take a big risk, the fat man proposed to let Lin Ye tell a joke, which could make everyone laugh and pass the test, Lin Ye thought about it for a while and thought of a funny joke.

On Sunday morning, the wife asked her husband to go out to buy groceries and prepare to clean up her daughter, but she just didn't get up, I was angry, she immediately started crying, and she didn't even cry and make trouble, and she didn't listen to what she said. I was helpless, yelled "husband, husband", shouted a few times and no one paid attention to me, my daughter stopped crying and didn't make trouble, and said proudly, don't scream, your husband is not at home, see how I clean you up.

Several girls immediately laughed, ah, if there really was such a daughter, how nice it would be.

And the fat man who came out of the question is gone, no, this doesn't count, we guys didn't laugh, don't count, do it again.

Well, I'm coming to one.

In a public toilet, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time, when another man, Mr. B, rushed in, and just squatted down and crackled and pulled so unpleasantly, Mr. A heard it and said: "Man, I really envy you, I pull so happily" Mr. B said: "What is there to envy, the pants haven't been taken off yet......"

For a moment, laughter filled the room.