Chapter 182: Divorced You

In the room, Ke Xiao curled up the futon into a bow and opened his eyes vaguely.

"Hmm......" he woke up from the cold.

Episode of alcohol syndrome, only to feel a splitting headache, a burning throat, and uncomfortable all over. Wrapped in the futon, he struggled to get up, the air conditioner and heating were pressed to the highest temperature, and then he fell down on the bed, like a giant mummy, wrapped tightly there, not moving.

In the laughter last night, I ended the call with Hui Min, and was pressed by the group of beasts for various reasons, and poured a stomach full of wine.

"Hiccup—"

After a night, the uncomfortable energy of turning over the river and the sea had not yet been digested, and after the drunken burp, he felt that he couldn't stand the smell of his body, and slipped into the bathroom to wash it.

In the cold season, everything is done quickly. In just a few moments, the washing suit was neatly washed, Ke Xiao dragged the towel, Hu Ermasan wiped it a few times, and then rushed out with his arms in his arms, wrapped in the quilt to absorb the warmth.

"Suck it—it's fragrant, it's done!" After a few minutes of slowing down, I raised my arm and sniffed it left and right, the smell was refreshing and pleasant. Stroking his smooth and delicate face, holding his mobile phone to examine himself, he was very relieved.

"Ding, explain to me, what's going on?" a WeChat message suddenly appeared, interrupting his stinky process.

After clicking on the message to check, I don't know where Hui Min got the photo of him drunk last night, not to mention the embarrassment, the most important thing is the girl's hand, on his shoulder, look at her questioning attitude, if there is no reasonable explanation that she can accept, it will be a kiss!

"Good, I was wrong, don't be angry, okay!" "The hand is crippled, the typing speed can't keep up with the actual needs, so I simply send a voice to forget it, "I was wrong, I violated the drinking rules, I should be punished; I didn't report to the obedient girl, I should be punished; I had physical contact with other members of the opposite sex, I should be punished; I didn't give Xiaoxian's daughter a good morning and good night, I should be punished; I made Xiaotie angry, I should be punished, and adult, the villain knew that I was wrong!"

To be honest, he really can't remember the overview of the second half of last night's dinner. If you want him to make up a lie, it will be easier to expose the stuffing, and he is worried about how to be good, and suddenly an inspiration flashes, and he will kowtow and admit his mistake first, and then leave the rest to fate!

In the pink room, Hui Min stretched her body comfortably, her mood was not as cloudy as Ke Xiao thought, the photo was taken by Zhang Liang, and it was passed to her last night.

The purpose is very simple, to ridicule Ke Xiao's lack of alcohol, praise her for being good, and ask Hui Min by the way whether to hire her to send Ke Xiao home, at the cost of a full meal. Of course, there was a little ridicule in the words, which made Hui Min so annoyed that she had the urge to strangle her through the screen.

If you are unhappy, it is not a way to hold back all the time, it is better to find a catharsis object. Things started because of Ke Xiao, so he couldn't be more suitable. When I woke up this morning, the first thing I did was to send a WeChat message to ask me sternly.

Who knew that Ke Xiao was serious, she didn't say anything, he had already admitted it, took the initiative to apologize and admit his mistakes, and his tone was full of flattery, and she covered her mouth and snickered.

"Hmph, what else?" In this case, it is better to go down the trend and see what moths he can produce, and accept the sweetness of the next day by the way.

"And?" Ke Xiao had a headache, rolling around with his head in his hands, and couldn't find any other mistakes, but he didn't know that Hui Min didn't want him to judge himself at all, but wanted to listen to him broadcast love words.

"Sweetheart baby cutie, gentle and beautiful little fairy daughter, clever and cute little obedient, I'm still a child! Don't mention such a bald question, okay, why don't you give me some hints?"

Successfully receiving the flattery from her boyfriend, Hui Min felt quite useful, her red little face blossomed in an instant, and she twisted her body and was disgusted, "Hmph! Don't come to this set, don't think that you can get through the trick with two words of praise for the girl." ”

"If you dare to become bald, I will divorce you!" The unbearable image flashed in her mind, which made her goosebumps fall all over the ground, and she hurriedly warned her repeatedly, for fear that the scene would become a reality one day, and that would really make her head big.

"Relying on occupying the center of my heart, ruthlessly occupying all my good memories, plundering the little thoughts in my dreams, you just deprive me of my freedom, right?" After getting along for so long, Ke Xiao still figured out some rules, knowing that she had improved, and hurriedly added some more heat to strive for the final victory.

"Besides, it's good to be bald, you don't have so many worries, and you can light the way ahead, I think you can try!" Of course, he just said that, and he didn't have such a plan in his heart, after all, according to the shape of his head, if he became bald, it would be absolutely ugly.

Listening to his loving 'complaints', the girl's eyes flowed, and she couldn't tell whether she was moved or warm, but she felt suddenly surrounded by happiness.

"The freedom of fart! The old lady tells you, if you shave your head one day, see if I don't cut off my head for you, soak it in the sauerkraut vat and marinate it into pig's head meat, and see if you still want to light the way ahead!"

A girl's emotional transformation often only needs a certain contact point, and Hui Min, who was stimulated by baldness, instantly exploded her hair between happiness and nourishment, and yelled a few words by pressing the voice button, her chest rose and fell, and she looked extremely annoyed.

"Stinky girl, I can't wake up when I shout early in the morning, I haven't eaten anything, why is it so angry!" Hui's mother heard the sound and nagged non-stop, knowing that she woke up, for fear of starving the baby girl, she came in directly with a plate, "Oh, it's specially reserved for you, let's pad it first, you can eat lunch directly after you sleep for a while!"

Placed at the head of the bed where she could reach it, Hui's mother nodded her little brain case angrily, looked at the sloppy appearance of her hippie smile, glared at her with disgust, went out and moistened a towel with warm water, stepped forward and pasted it directly on her face, and wiped a few handfuls vigorously.

"Ouch, light, ......it hurts" is really my mother, I didn't hesitate to start, not only wiped the corners of her eyes for her, but also didn't miss her chin and neck, and took care of her beauty in an all-round way, but she was a little blessed.

"Bear it! I'm lazy like this all day long, I'm careful that I can't get married!" Hui's mother was disgusted, but her movements were much softer, and she looked at it carefully with her ears, and felt that she was wiped clean, so she could be let go.

"No, I already have a ......" Before she finished speaking, Hui's mother's eyes instantly became a little sharper, and she swallowed the second half very wisely, and the ghost cleverly stuck out her tongue at her mother, and then drilled into the bed, squeezing her eyebrows and begging to let it go.

"Smack! you-" Hui's mother smiled bitterly, slapped her on the ass, shook her head and walked out helplessly, really too lazy to talk about her.

Hui Min knew that his mother and father didn't like Ke Xiao, but they just felt that his existing conditions were not good. And compared to her mother's ambiguous attitude, her father obviously disagreed, which couldn't help but make it difficult for her to be caught in the middle.

Fortunately, they are still young and have plenty of time, I hope that Yu Kexiao can compete for some energy and be recognized for their efforts earlier, so that they can go on forever.

No one can say for sure what will happen in the future, and putting aside these head-scratching ideas, Hyemin cares more about the sweetness in front of her. The phone rang several times just now, but I didn't dare to take it out in front of my mother, I'm afraid Ke Xiao will think that she is losing her temper again!

"Uh... The voice is so loud, it scared me so much that I almost rolled off the bed!" Ke Xiao, who thought that she had completed a gorgeous reversal, did not receive a reply for a long time, and sure enough, as she thought, she thought she was really angry, and her tone changed very quickly, "Good, really angry? Just say it, don't take it seriously!"

Suddenly, the reply was interrupted, Ke Xiao was really a little confused, and when he was flustered, he couldn't help but be a little anxious. scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, but he couldn't think of a reason, so he simply put on his clothes, put on his mobile phone and went downstairs to forage for food.

"Hmph, it's okay to joke, do you hear that?" Don't say it, she likes to be held in the palm of his hand and spoiled between the lines, especially when he carefully tests her attitude, that serious and cowardly tone is well received by her, after all, she can be hypocritical as a matter of course.

On Saturday, the temperature plummeted, and the smog covered the sky, if it wasn't for some necessary event, he would not have been able to go out to absorb the toxic particles in the air, and he would not have walked out of the room if he killed Ke Xiao.

The spacious streets are deserted, and from time to time cars drive slowly, clattering the broken manhole covers in the middle of the road, and there are many restaurants and supermarkets on both sides, and business is like that when it is close to noon.

Zhang Laosi stewed noodle restaurant sat down, not to mention anything else, hot tea was served, Ke Xiao took three or two sips, the boss saw that he was a regular customer, consciously gave a refill, listened to him order, and reported it to the kitchen with a smile, but after a while, the steaming traditional braised noodles were served on the table. As soon as he took a bite of cold food, the mobile phone in his pocket kept vibrating, he immediately took it out to check, and it was her reply as no surprise.

"Well, I know, I'm the most obedient!" his stomach was satisfied, and his mind couldn't help but be more flexible, and when he replied to the message, he also thought of a certain possibility, so he asked without a trace, "Little cutie, are you hungry?

"Hmph, even if you have a conscience, but my mother just sent porridge, if you are not afraid of death, you can send some chicken legs, duck legs and the like to Benxian's daughter, and I will forgive you!"

Hui Min still didn't know what he meant, didn't he just want to ask why he didn't reply in time just now, as for making it so complicated?

But this is not a big deal, since he wants to know, there is no need to hide it, but he should be ridiculed, otherwise it will not be cheaper for him.

"That's still it, I'm afraid that as soon as I arrived at your house, before I could speak, I would be fried and fried!" Ke Xiao really had that impulse, but unfortunately he was full of desire to survive, so he suppressed that desire, so he had to admit that he had to admit his life. Thinking that this was too embarrassing, he added deadly: "Little chubby girl, drink porridge well, meat and the like are not suitable for you." Raise Biao for a few more days, and you won't swell to the sky!"

"Ahh

She was angry, and he was happy to do it. Starting at noon on Saturday, the greasy and sweet will heat up.