Chen Xiaobai, who was dressed in a hospital gown, sat lazily on the bed, his fingers were busy on a new mobile phone, and his face was startled and chatting with people on WeChat.

Chen Xiaobai: Is the Cowherd here?

Niu Lang:, little white face.

Chen Xiaobai: Are you willing? I haven't seen you for half a month, dead ghost.

Niu Lang:, where are you dead? Why can't you get in touch by phone?

Chen Xiaobai: 100,000 mountains, I went to survive in the wild, but there was no signal, so I arrived in a small county town, and there was a signal.

Niu Lang: Then you have suffered a lot of losses in the past two days.

Chen Xiaobai: What's the loss? Could it be that you, who haven't been caught peeking at a beautiful woman taking a bath in the past two days?

Niu Lang:, do you think everyone is as cheap as you.

Chen Xiaobai: I'm cheap, I'm proud! God doesn't give birth to me Chen Xiaobai, and the cheap way is like a long night.

Niu Lang: Spit on you, you can't be saved. I'll send you some videos for you to see.

Video 1: In the rough water, two python-like monsters with a single horn on their heads are fighting with their two-story tall bodies, stirring up the water waves and rushing to the sky.

Note: Aerial photography on the Yellow River Ancient Road, with a click rate of 1700000000 times.

Video 2: On the top of a high mountain, a huge white tiger with wings roars in the sky, and its sound waves shake the sky.

Note: Professional camera, two miles away from the candid shooting in Zhongnan Mountain, the click rate is 230000000 times.

Video 3: Two men are fighting on the street, one man picks up a motorcycle with one hand and throws it at the other, and the other person grows vines in his hand, rolls the motorcycle and throws it away.

Note: The onlookers took photos with their mobile phones, and the click rate was 2800000000 times.

Chen Xiaobai: It's not artificially synthesized, is it?

Niu Lang: Some professionals have identified that it is non-synthetic, so let's stimulate! A student in our school can control the flow of water, and I have seen it.

Chen Xiaobai: Well, I also feel that I can kill a tiger with one punch.

Niu Lang: Blow, the expert forum said that the ability to awaken is a very small number of people, one in a million. I think I'm probably going to wake up, and I'll be able to lift two buckets of water.

Chen Xiaobai: Wow, that's amazing. You are one hundred and eighty pounds, and you lift two buckets of thirty pounds of water, which is too powerful. You've really woken up, congratulations on becoming Superman.

Niu Lang: Haha, envy, jealousy and hate. Something, don't talk about it, 88.

Chen Xiaobai: 88.

"Chen Xiaobai, lie down, don't play with your phone, I'll change your dressing. Jiang Xiaoling was wearing a white nurse's uniform, with a cold face, and walked into the ward with a medicine tray.

"Got it, fat girl, can you please be gentle this time?" Chen Xiaobai slowly lay down.

Jiang Xiaoling's baby fat little face trembled for a while, and her eyes glared at Chen Xiaobai viciously, "I'll pay attention", her voice raised three degrees, and she was both angry and aggrieved in her heart.

Since this thing was admitted to the ward the day before yesterday, he has not laughed, "Isn't it because I am a trainee nurse, and I saw that the other party's wound was too scary, so I bandaged it a little harder? ”

"Besides, I'm fat there, isn't it just a little plump. This product doesn't know how to appreciate. Jiang Xiaoling was worried as she untied Chen Xiaobai's bandage.

"Hey, how can this be, is this an alien?" I saw that the originally terrifying, bloody wound had healed, leaving only a faint red on the new skin.

"It's not scientific. Chen Xiaoling was stunned.

Chen Xiaobai took a look at the wounds, especially the wound on his leg that was injured to the bone by the Silver Wolf King Wind Blade, which was gone, leaving only a faint red mark.

When he was first hospitalized, the doctor said that he couldn't get out of bed for at least a month, but he got out of bed yesterday and only saw it today. It turned out that the wound was almost healed. Could it be that he is no longer a human being, how can a human being have such a fast recovery speed, Chen Xiaobai was also stunned.

"Chen Xiaobai looks like this, you can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I have to tell the director to go. Jiang Xiaoling woke up first and walked to the door happily.

"Don't", Chen Xiaobai hurriedly stopped, but didn't stop.

"I won't be sliced and studied", I thought of myself lying on the bed weakly, with a dazzling headlamp hanging above my head, and a few people in white coats, either holding knives or saws in their hands, smiling around me.

Chen Xiaobai was excited, feeling cold all over, and his legs were a little shaky.

"Is it true?" A middle-aged doctor who was a little bald hurriedly pushed the door in with Jiang Xiaoling. The bald doctor carefully examined Chen Xiaobai's injuries.

"Miracle, young man, do you feel anything unusual in your body these two days?" asked the doctor eagerly.

"Yesterday my grandfather gave me a little red pill before he left, and let me take it, saying that it was the last miracle medicine of my ancestors, and after eating it, I felt that the wound was itchy, and it didn't seem to hurt so much. Chen Xiaobai looked at the bald doctor with a confused expression.

"Old man, who let you go back by yourself, throw me here, I'll use you to block the pot. ”

Anyway, the day before yesterday, it was a half-hour journey to the county seat, but the two of them walked for a while and a half, and it was dark when they arrived at the county seat. Because Chen Xiaobai had an injury on his leg and was limping, the old man couldn't carry him, so he had to help him walk slowly.

Finally, I went into the city and stopped a taxi and went to this small county hospital to deal with my injuries. The old man's injuries were relatively minor, and after dealing with it, it was fine.

But Chen Xiaobai, the doctor said that he would have to be hospitalized for a month, yesterday the old man bought two mobile phones, made a call home, and told Chen Xiaobai to go home after he was well, he had to go back first. said that the family was in chaos, and the hired person was going to quit, and the two patients in the family were left without anyone to take care of.

"Hey, Chinese medicine is vast and profound! I don't know where to hide a master. "Young man, observe for two more days, and you will be discharged. The bald doctor let out a long sigh and left the ward with Jiang Xiaoling.

Chen Xiaobai looked at the flowers and plants outside the window, the white clouds floating in the sky, and muttered, "I'm a little homesick." ”