Chapter 018: You're a Younger Brother
"Make a leg. ”
Lu Yang was angry when he thought of this, and then Sun Mengbo explained angrily, "I was called by her to clean up." ”
"Fifty or sixty people in the class told you to clean alone. ”
Sun Mengbo looked at Lu Yang, and then said with a disgusted expression, "It seems that you really offended her, I think it is better for the two of us to keep a little distance from you in the future, so as not to hurt Yuchi when we get it." ”
"By the way, Xiaoyang, how did you offend the counselor. ”
Zhao Qian put the phone back in his pocket, followed Lu Yang and asked, "How can I listen to what the counselor said, it's not as simple as just teasing as you said, listening to her meaning has risen to the level of slander." What did you say to her?"
"It's nothing, it's just a joke that she is beautiful, has a good figure, and should have a lot of boyfriends. ”
Lu Yang explained to Zhao Gan bluntly, "Then I asked if she lacked a man, and it was gone." ”
When Zhao Qian heard this, he immediately gave a thumbs up and praised, "Amazing, you dare to say this." ”
Lu Yang said curtly, "What don't you dare to say, don't I praise her? It's just a little provocative in it." ”
"How do I feel like you're turning around a corner and scolding her for being a bus?"
Sun Mengbo took out melon seeds from his pocket again and scared Lu Yangdao, "It seems that you really didn't run away with slander out of nothing, it seems that your next college years will only be endlessly gloomy." ”
"Xiaoyang, I didn't mean you. How can you say that when you talk to a girl, it's not insulting for you to say that. ”
Zhao Gan grabbed Sun Mengbo's melon seeds and preached to Lu Yang in a serious manner, "Even if she really has a lot of male votes, you can't say it directly." Fortunately, you're talking about counselors, and people don't have the same knowledge as you, but only target you a little. If you were to be another girl, you would have been cut a long time ago. ”
Lu Yang exclaimed, "It's not that serious, is it?"
"You've been targeted by her now, isn't it serious?"
Sun Mengbo exclaimed on the side, and also followed Lu Yang and said, "People say that your slander is light, and it's not bad that you didn't directly find someone to clean you up." ”
"Xiaoyang, we are all in the same dormitory. Since you offended the counselor, as your roommate, I can give you an idea. ”
Zhao Qian swallowed the melon seeds and gave Lu Yang an idea, "If you want to apologize to her in private, or you will make a mistake and tease her." Annoy her, she's definitely not going to target you again......"
"If you flirt with your legs, you will suffer a loss, and if you don't flirt with others, you will have a bad reputation. I'm a single-minded boy, so I can't just be so casually sultry. ”
Lu Yang followed Zhao Qian and the two of them and explained, "Besides, I apologized to her a long time ago." She also said that she was not so stingy, and it wasn't aimed at me when she asked me to clean, it was the mistake of the messenger, and the counselor originally asked us to go with the previous textbooks. Who knew that the brain-dead would call me to go alone. ”
"I mean, I dislike other people's counselors. ”
Zhao Qian smiled and teased again, "Come on, it's good that people don't dislike you, but you still dislike others." ”
"I think Xiaoyang is a cook, and he is only interested in young girls of the same age. ”
Sun Mengbo also smiled on the side, "Just a mature girl like a counselor, I don't know how many people dream of goddesses." People can't get close to it, and you don't want the chance to get the moon first near the water. ”
"That's right, when have you had a few love experiences. You will feel that a girl like a counselor is hard to come by. ”
Zhao Qian also echoed on the side, looked at Lu Yang and asked, "You shouldn't have a partner, how old are you this year?"
Lu Yang's face turned red and replied, "It's also very big, it's sixteen." ”
"It's only sixteen, no wonder. ”
Zhao Gan reacted when he heard this, and exclaimed, "Why are you only sixteen, you went to college at the age of sixteen, you won't lie about your age, right?"
Lu Yang lives in the countryside and works all year round, coupled with his purposeful exercise, although he looks thin but strong, and his face is a little more mature compared with his peers, so Zhao Qian and Sun Mengbo mistakenly think that they are about the same age as themselves.
"If you don't make a false report, you're sixteen years old. ”
Lu Yang took out his ID card and followed them to motion, "I may just go to school early, and I am not much different from you." ”
"It's really a minor sixteen. No wonder you kid hates counselors. ”
Zhao Qian looked at Lu Yang's ID card and guessed again, "Then the counselor in our class looks to be in his twenties, right?"
"It's not very big, twenty-three or four years old at most. ”
Sun Mengbo replied on the side, "But if Xiao Yang really likes it, this will also have great benefits." ”
Lu Yang said bluntly, "Excuse me, I don't want to serve my mother." ”
"Look at what you said, people don't want to serve their sons. You stinky brother. ”
Zhao Qian scolded Lu Yang, and said seriously, "I think it's not a problem to really like age, I heard on the Internet that there are young men who like aunts......"
Lu Yang and the three of them talked nonsense a few more words, and in the afternoon, the three of them ate and went back to the dormitory to take a bath. I stayed until the evening self-study and then returned to the department classroom.
The evening self-study class was vaguely full, but there were still many empty seats for solo sitting. Lu Yang was also looking at the textbook that had just been handed out today in his position, and Zhao Qian and the two of them in the back were also previewing.
"Da Da Da!"
The sound of high heels came from the door, and when the students looked up, they saw a girl wearing a white short shirt, ultra-short jeans, and light makeup on her face walking up to the podium.
"Hello juniors, the counselor of your class has gone to the school office for a meeting. ”
Liu Xin wrote his name on the blackboard and introduced himself, "My name is Liu Xin, and now I am the acting class guide to supervise your evening self-study." The student who is in charge of the military training uniform and school uniform list, you can come up and ......"
Lu Yang walked up with a thick information sheet, and under the guidance of Liu Xin, he went up one by one to help ask for the information of each classmate. It took half a class to fill it out.
When it was time for the second evening self-study, Chen Xiao appeared in the classroom with various drafts. After briefly talking about the school's regulations, she entered the class committee election, because it involved academic points.
There are quite a few people in the class who participate in the election, and the students who participate in the election have to give speeches. Lu Yang didn't have much interest in these, so he directly lay on the desk and looked at the textbook preview, and he didn't know if the students' speeches were too boring, or if they were too tired from cleaning today. Lu Yang actually fell asleep on the desk.