Chapter 722: What the Hell, Is This an Advertisement?
Brain platinum.
This product is so popular on the planet that even if you haven't bought their product, you've definitely heard their ads. It can be said that the brain platinum fire of the year was a mess. And the reason why Brain Platinum will become popular all over the country with lightning speed is not because of its own quality, but because of their advertising!
The Brain Platinum advertisement can be said to be one of the most successful cases in the history of advertising! This advertisement has even been written into the textbooks of university communication! There are many factors behind the success of the Brain Platinum advertisement, but it cannot be ignored that its name is definitely quite outstanding.
Many people find the name cheesy and even brain-dead, but there's no denying that it's so easy to understand and easy to remember.
The name of a product is originally in pursuit of this kind of easy to remember, and in this regard, it can be said that the name "brain platinum" is basically perfect.
Of course, Ye Feng took out this name to save effort, and he didn't bother to think about it himself if he had a ready-made one.
"Okay, since everyone thinks it's good, let's use the name. ”
Ye Feng said with a smile, "The name is set, then the rest is easy to say." As for advertising, it's actually not that difficult. Advertising is nothing more than advertising and informing, and eventually it has to be turned into sales, which is the meaning of advertising. ”
Mr. Li said: "It seems that Professor Ye already has an idea?"
The fat man was also curious: "Professor Ye, tell me, how are we going to do this advertisement?"
The whole conference room looked at Ye Feng, and their eyes were full of anticipation, and even some people took out their notebooks and prepared to record.
"Ahem. ”
Ye Feng coughed dryly, he knew about the advertisement of Brain Platinum, but he just knew, and when it came to the detailed operation, he was a little vague, after all, he was not a professional. But the matter has come to this point, and there is no way back, he can only say according to his own understanding, "I do have a preliminary idea, but it is not perfect, let's refer to it together." ”
You say. ”
"Listen up. ”
Everyone got serious.
Ye Feng cleared his throat and said, "The core of my advertisement is actually relatively simple, just an advertising word, but it is sung. ”
Singing it?
Is it expressed in the form of a song? Professor Ye hasn't come out of "I Am a Singer" yet?
However, this form is quite new.
After all, Professor Ye is a master who has planned the unprecedented music variety show model of "I Am a Singer"!
It's about being innovative!
Thinking of this, everyone's eyes lit up!
They were all looking forward to it, looking at Ye Feng's face without blinking.
Then Ye Feng spoke, "Probably like this, I'll sing it to you, um, ha." Ye Feng swallowed his saliva, comforted his throat, and then sang in the expectant eyes of everyone: "I won't accept gifts for the holidays this year!
Then, in the entire conference room, another one counted, all of them were stupid, and everyone was stunned to look at Ye Feng!
The fat man looked confused, "Gone?"
Ye Feng snorted, "It's gone." ”
Mr. Li's eyes also jumped wildly, but he still remained respectful and said: "Professor Ye, this, don't be joking, we all know that you just did a variety show, your humorous cells are really amazing, no wonder the variety show industry is out of breath." It's a good joke! It's funny! What do you say?"
"Ahh ”
"Humor, really humor. ”
"No wonder Professor Ye's "I Am a Singer" is so popular, your musical talent and humorous talent are a perfect match. ”
Everyone agreed, and a few people even clapped their hands.
Mr. Li said: "What is Professor Ye's real advertising slogan? Don't tease us." ”
Ye Feng tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I didn't tease you!" ”
The smile on Mr. Li's face froze suddenly, and he almost didn't fall under the table.
That's it?
Why is this also called advertising?
Everyone here almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood on Ye Feng's face!
This advertising slogan is too, isn't it?
The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, "What, Professor Ye, don't tease me, think about one, it's not pressure on you at all, help, help." The fat man was still frantic and squeezed his eyebrows at Ye Feng.
The fat man has no experience in business, but he is not stupid, not to mention that this advertisement can drive sales, this thing must not be laughed at by the people? This is too fucking stupid!
Use this advertisement?
Are you a fat guy when I'm a two-corner?
Mr. Li also said: "What, Professor Ye, I think it should be replaced by another one." ”
Ye Feng didn't agree, "No, it's this! If you're not satisfied, find someone else." Ye Feng glanced at the fat man and said, "And my daughter-in-law helps you endorse, I definitely hope that you sell well, I will harm my daughter-in-law?" ”
Fatty: "......"
Mr. Li: "......"
Others: "......"
Soar your sister, soar!
If this advertisement is broadcast, it will definitely become a laughing stock in the industry!
The fat man was about to cry, "Brother, don't you make a fuss, okay? This advertising slogan is brain-dead! Change one for another! If this thing is broadcast, let alone my company, won't even the image of my sister-in-law be damaged? Besides, when you spread the word that this stupid advertisement was planned by you, you can't save face, right? You don't think about me, but you can't ignore your sister-in-law and yourself, right?"
Ye Feng glanced at the fat man and pouted, "If it weren't for your sister-in-law, you think I would come to plan an advertisement for you?"
The fat man hugged Ye Feng's arm, "No, big brother, you can do it, okay, this advertisement is really brain-dead! You definitely won't use this, are you? Are you kidding me? Don't be kidding, brother, let's work hard, okay?"
Ye Feng smiled and flicked away the fat man's fat hand, "I'm serious." ”
Fat: "¥#¥%#¥¥@!!"
This made the fat man angry, and yelled: "Okay! Then I don't need you! It's a big deal, I'll let Mr. Li make one, what's better than this brain-dead advertisement!"
"Mr. Mei!"
Mr. Li next to him hurriedly said: "There is something to discuss, don't get angry." Professor Ye, don't be surprised. ”
Ye Feng shook his hand at Mr. Li, and then said to the fat man with a smile: "Okay, you don't need me, are you?"
"I'm sure!" the fat man craned his neck and looked open, "Who let you play with me!"
Ye Feng's face was cold, and he said: "If you say you don't need it, you don't need it? Then where can I put my face? Today, you have to use this advertisement, and you have to use it if you don't use it!"
"You, you ......"
The fat man pointed at Ye Feng, trembling with anger, his face turned green.
At this moment, looking at Ye Feng's expression, the fat man felt that he was a fool! He was a pure fool! What a fool of a fool! What a fool is he idle, looking for this neurotic to write an advertisement for your uncle? This neurotic surnamed Ye can do a job, then his sow can go up the tree!
The fat man gritted his teeth and looked at Ye Feng, "You threaten me!"
"No, I call it fulfilling the promise. Ye Feng smiled faintly, "After all, I promised you." ”
Grass!
Your uncle!
You fulfill the promise of a chicken!
You're just bored and have fun with me!
The fat man is so angry, he can't wait to give himself a big mouth!
But after a period of calmness, the fat man still chose to give in, and said weakly: "Okay, just use your stupid advertisement." ”
The fat man also saw that this neuropathy would definitely not stop if he didn't achieve his goal today, and if he didn't agree to him, maybe this thing would clean himself up.
Forget it, be stupid, when the time comes, you will announce this advertisement as soon as you Ye Feng planned!
Damn! It's a big deal to die together! Anyway, you're a well-known professor, so don't laugh at anyone when the time comes!
"That's right. ”
Ye Feng smiled with satisfaction, and ignored the fat man's little eyes full of resentment.