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The laxative was added by Fan Fan to the dumplings, of course she would not be stupid enough to go to Su Lan to throw herself into the net, but when Li Feng came out of the bathroom, she said perfunctorily 'I called Su Lan and said it's over.

Today is definitely the worst birthday Li Feng has ever had, even after eating diarrhea, he went back and forth between the bathroom and the sofa several times, and his stomach didn't hurt so much.

"Why hasn't Li Jue called yet?"

He lay on the sofa and waited for Li Jue Su Lan to call him sincerely apologize, but he waited from late evening to ten o'clock in the evening, and he didn't see the couple calling, he looked at Fan Fan and said that he couldn't wait.

"Hand me your phone. ”

"Isn't it okay for you to do this? It's almost ten o'clock now, they should be asleep, if they don't fall asleep, they are also busy reproducing for your Li family, what if you make such a phone call, what if you scare Mr. Li Jue's children and grandchildren, and delay the old man and old lady of Su Li's family to hold their grandchildren, are you responsible?"

Fan Fan said so much, just one sentence, don't call, mayor, if you call at this time, it will make people hateful!!

"If you are responsible, you are responsible, isn't it just a child, it's a big deal for me to be born in the next life. Fan Fan didn't help, Li Feng did it himself, in short, he made the call today.

"You will be born in the next life?!" Fan Fan didn't persuade Li Feng not to call, and stared in disbelief, "How can you give birth to a man?"

Li Feng knew that Fan Fan deliberately said this to scare him, and shot back: "Why bother so much, just let my children and grandchildren run into your body, so that you can be okay in the next life? Anyway, my child was born with the surname Li, and he is also the grandson of his parents and the great-grandson of his grandfather, and they will be very happy." ”

“……”

Fan Fan scolded: "Hooligans!"

Li Feng didn't answer, and at this time he had already dialed Li Jue's phone number.

"Dut...... Honk...... Toot ......"

Maybe Fan Fan said it, the phone rang for a while, but Li Jue didn't answer, could it be that he really had children and grandchildren? Li Feng frowned and wanted to hang up the phone.

The phone was answered in an instant.

"Hey...... Third Brother...... It's so late...... Is there anything important about calling me?"

Belch......

What came out of the earpiece was a woman's voice, intermittent, faintly, mixed with a trace of coquettishness, and the lines on Li Feng's face froze on the spot.

What's the situation?

Thinking that he had dialed the wrong number, he quickly took down his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID, it was indeed Li Jue's number, but the voice that spoke to him just now was clearly Su Lan.

"Ahem...... There was a sense of embarrassment in the quiet radio waves, Li Feng pretended to be calm and cleared his throat and asked Su Lan: "What about my fourth brother, give him the phone!"

He ...... Yes...... He's ...... now. It may not be convenient to answer the phone, and the third brother has something to do...... Just say it to me......" It's still the kind of voice that is weak and easy to make people think about it.

Li Feng thought to himself, Li Jue shouldn't be so evil, and when he was doing that kind of thing, he would let Su Lan answer the phone and let other men hear his wife's gasp, right?

He asked, "What is he doing?"

"In ...... I'm doing sports......" Immediately after, Su Lan said again, "Third brother, hurry up, I'm also exercising, so I'm about to die." ”

“！！！”

Li Feng couldn't believe his ears, a pair of deep eyes, and suddenly opened to the maximum in shock, when did domestic women become so open?

actually said to him, third brother, my husband and I are exercising, if you hurry up, I won't be able to hold on......

“…… Let him call me back when he is done!" "It's not Su Lan who can't do it, it's Li Feng, he can't hold it anymore, so he hung up the phone and threw the phone away.

When it was over, I felt a little hot and tugged at the collar of my shirt.

"Damn!"

The feeling of his cheeks being slightly hot made him upset, and it was really hard to believe that Li Jue and Su Lan would actually do such a bastard thing, openly teasing him three to add spice to their sexual affairs.

“…… What's wrong?" Fan Fan looked at him and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why did you call over, you are even more angry than before you didn't call, what are Miss Su and Mr. Li doing now?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Li Feng glared at Fan Fan angrily, "I want to know so much, you can go back and see it yourself." With that, he stood up and went straight to the bathroom.

"Neuropathy. ”

Fan Fan glared at Li Feng's back angrily, and felt that he was a person who gave her a very strange feeling all day today, just like a woman who came to her aunt for a few days, her mood was cloudy, and she had convulsions and tantrums from time to time.

When she landed, Li Feng just walked into the bathroom a second ago, she immediately saw the time in the next moment, picked up the bag and slipped away, and if she didn't leave, who knew what kind of nerves Li Feng would have in a while.

It's hard to guarantee that she won't be like a crazy beast, and once again suppress her from doing whatever she wants like before, so thirty-six plans are the best plan, and leaving now is undoubtedly the smartest decision.

……

Just as Fan Fan's body was as fast as lightning, like a gust of wind, blowing out of the hotel where Li Feng was, Su Lan's side, Li Jue had already completed tonight's physical training exercise.

He put down the gym equipment and walked to Su Lan and asked, "Are you wet?"

Belch......

Su Lan was doing push-ups, and was stunned by his question, looked up, and looked like a monk with a confused look, and asked him, "Is it wet?"

"You. ”

Li Jue stood aside, drinking water to replenish the water lost due to strenuous exercise, while condescendingly looking down at Su Lan, a faint smile flashed in a pair of starry eyes that were shining like stars.

Su Lan felt that he was smiling with some bad intentions, especially the words he used, which made his whole person exude a strong ruffian aura from the inside out.

"Nope!"

Su Lan's face flushed, and she immediately lowered her head and continued to do her push-ups, and couldn't help muttering in her heart, she must be crazy tonight to come to the gym with him.

This is a romantic date between husband and wife, it's just a metamorphosis!

Woo......

Su Lan couldn't hold it anymore, and his whole body was trembling, especially the two arms, every time he did a push-up, he would shake into a sieve.

"Husband, can I stop doing it. ”

She raised her head and looked at Li Jue bitterly: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I swear, I will never compare my physical strength with you in the future, you are so strong and powerful, and durable, I am not your opponent, I admit it, I am willing to bow down, I will never be able to do it in front of you in the future." ”

Repentance......

Repentant's intestines are all green, and when she eats dumplings at home by candlelight tonight, she shouldn't quarrel with Li Jue, and she has to be superior in physical fitness.

Now it's okay, I have suffered a lot by being dragged to the gym by Li Jue to compete.

"No way!"

Li Jue said to Su Lan, "You said it yourself, if you don't get your clothes soaked all over your body tonight, you will never go home! ”

Su Lan cried, so he simply played tricks directly, took a break to lie on the ground, and beat the ground with his fists at Li Jue's feet: "But if you can't finish it, you can't finish it at all, I did so many push-ups, and the green tendons on my tired neck came out, but the clothes on my body are still dry, no sweat, no wet, what can I do? Husband, just let me go, in addition to the gym, we have a lot of romantic places to live in the world of two." ”

In short, she didn't want to continue abusing herself at the gym.

"Shall we go swimming?" Su Lan raised his head abruptly and looked at Li Jue with blank eyes, "If I go swimming, my clothes will definitely be wet, swimming is also a sport, I am not cheating when I do this, at most it is a bit opportunistic, the point is, you have never seen me in a swimsuit, don't you want to take a look?"

Li Jue wiped her sweat while watching her various dying struggles: "In order not to do high-intensity sports such as push-ups, I didn't hesitate to use beauty tricks, which is really difficult for you." ”

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult...... Su Lan hurriedly got up from the ground, "Let's go, let's go swimming now, and when we're done swimming, we'll go home and make villains." ”

"Is it ovulation today?"

"I guess, I don't know, you know, I don't pay much attention to that. ”

"Where's your phone? Show me, the memo has a record of your last menstrual period. "Regarding the matter of creating villains, Li Jue has always been more serious than Su Lan.

"How can you be a husband like this, more careful than me, you will make me look nervous and careless......"

The words of dissatisfaction were said in his mouth, but his heart was as sweet as honey, and his face had already smiled into a happy flower.

Su Lan handed the phone to Li Jue.

I thought, no wonder so many women in the world want to be Li Jue's woman every day when they squeeze their heads, because being his woman is really, really happy!

"If you are careless, you will be careless, who told me to love you, since I love you, I must love all of you, including all your shortcomings. Li Jue quickly opened the memo, and according to Su Lan's rough calculation of the menstrual days last month, today is indeed a dangerous period.

So, put the phone down.

"Actually, if you want to get your clothes wet, you don't have to go swimming, you can change the way you exercise. The arm wrapped around Su Lan's waist, making her heart beat faster, and then a deep voice said sultry in her ear, "For example, that kind of movement, once we move, it will take a long time to stop." ”

“……”

Su Lan Nunu mouth, this man, began to tell jokes again, he was really always serious for only three seconds, blinked again and again, and asked him with a pretended innocent look.

"It's been a long time, it sounds like a lot of power. ”

Li Jue bowed his head, stole incense at her earlobe, and pretended to be stupid and cute with her in the way of treating others in the way of others.

"I don't know how long it is, what should I do? I suddenly feel that I'm so useless, I can't even answer my wife's questions, otherwise, let's record a video tonight, and enjoy it together, and look at the length of the video, so that you can know how long it is......"