Looking at the collapsed bed, the fallen lamp, and the collapsed door in the bedroom, Ning Ning and Ling Ling were at a loss, while Ye Feng was desperate!

"Forget it, let's go downstairs and eat first. ”

Ye Feng smiled bitterly, he knew that even if he stayed in the bedroom and didn't go anywhere, it was estimated that bad luck would not be able to escape.

Ye Feng let go of Ning Ning and said to them, "You two go first, stay away from me." "Ye Feng is afraid of hurting them by mistake.

Ning Ning blinked, looking at Ye Feng a little incredulously, she had seen the unlucky, but she had never seen someone as unlucky as Mr. Ye!

But seriously, why does Ning Ning suddenly feel a little like laughing now?

"Sister, brother-in-law, what's wrong with him?"

The two sisters went downstairs arm in arm, and Ling Ling asked very strangely.

Ning Ning smiled and said, "I did too many bad things, and I was damned." ”

Ye Feng: "......"

What bad things did my brother do?

Damned?

However, what Ning Ning said is almost the same, Ye Feng is not much different from the bad Heaven's Curse now!

……

"Ouch, I'll rub it!"

Ye Feng, who was going down the stairs, suddenly let out a miserable scream.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Huh~Baba!"

The three beauties in the family were so frightened that they covered their mouths, and the three pairs of big eyes were wide open.

Just now, Ye someone's foot slipped inexplicably, and he spun up directly from the stairs!

I'm about to fall!

Fortunately, he will work lightly, and he jumped down the stairs directly when he got up, otherwise someone in Ziye would definitely have to fall into the mud now!

"Wow! brother-in-law is so handsome!"

The sister-in-law looked at Ye Feng's chic movements, and there were little stars in her big eyes. Although the big baby Ning Ning didn't say anything, her expression was even more than her sister!

Mr. Ye's action is really handsome!

The action is very handsome, after all, it is light work! But Ye someone's perfect light skill failed to land smoothly this time!

"Oops, I'll wipe it!"

Before he landed, Ye Feng screamed again!

It's another slippery foot slip!

Directly fell and squatted on the ass!

Condensation: "......"

Sister-in-law: "......"

Just now, the two beauties were flirted by Ye Feng's handsome movements, but he came out like this......

The little baby didn't think so, and when he saw that his father had fallen, he hurriedly ran over to help his father up.

"Baba~Baba~...... Yikes......"

I don't know if the little guy ran a little fast or what, just ran to Ye Feng, and the soles of his feet slipped!

Fortunately, Ye reacted quickly, and directly caught the little guy and let her fall into his arms!

Now the father and daughter are lying on the ground together.

"Yiyi, why are you so careless~"

Ning Ning shook her head helplessly, twisted her waist and went over, trying to pull the father and daughter up.

"Ahh

With a coquettish snort, Ning Ning Dabao walked up to Ye Feng, and it turned out to be an inexplicable slip on the soles of his feet!

"Ning Ning~ Oh, I'll go!"

Ye Feng suddenly raised his eyes, and he just happened to fall on Ye Feng!

Although the big baby is not very heavy, it is also strong enough!

Come on, Ye is now holding one in one hand, and the family is going to be neat and tidy, and they are all sitting on the ground!

Ning Ningqiao's face was flushed, it was so evil, she almost broke her foot in slippers?

That's an exaggeration, isn't it?

"Sister, brother-in-law, you ......"

The sister-in-law over there looked stupid, and she stood there at a loss and didn't dare to move!

What the hell is this?

What are you doing in the morning?

"Huh, what does it smell like?"

The sister-in-law, who was confused, suddenly wrinkled her nose and sniffed carefully.

Ning Ning and Ye Feng were also stunned, "Alas, there is indeed a bad smell, this is ......" The two glanced at each other, and their faces changed greatly:

"Gas!"

I rub!

Hell isn't he?

Gas leaks?

"I'm rubbing, gas! gas leaking!"

Ye Feng yelled, then picked up the little baby and the big baby, one in one hand, and ran out with the two of them!

"Sister-in-law, after you break off, let's go first!"

"Brother-in-law, you bastard! Wait for me!"

Lingling also ran away, but as soon as he ran to the door, Lingling ran back again, went directly to the kitchen, closed the valve, and opened the window for everything.

Isn't it just that the valve forgot to close?

Ling Ling stood at the door with his waist inserted, looking at Ye Feng in the courtyard angrily, gritting his teeth, eager to bite him to death!

However, before everyone could catch their breath, there was a sudden "boom" in the room, and the sound was huge!

Even the condensation outside they heard it!

It scared everyone out of the blue!

"What, what's the situation?" Ye Feng stammered a little.

The sister-in-law standing at the door looked back, and she was also confused, and said in a daze: "The water and water pipes have exploded?"

……

Street.

Ye Feng drove the car alone and walked towards the east.

Yes! He's the only one!

He didn't dare to pull and condense them!

He knows better than anyone else what he is doing!

What a damnation this is!

Originally, Ye Feng was still thinking, he couldn't go out today!

Let's go back a little bit in the game or something, and see that my dog's life is not guaranteed!

However, in just one morning, Ye Feng recognized this cruel truth!

You think you'll be fine if you don't go out?

Just kidding!

The gas is leaking!

The water pipes have exploded!

Ye Feng suspected that if he stayed at home any longer, their house would collapse!

I can't help it!

Ye Feng can see it, where is he going now, where is he unlucky!

In that case, why do you want to harm your own home?

Street.

Ye Feng is in the spirit of 1.2 million! I can't wait to not even blink my eyes, for fear of a car accident!

It's true!

Ye someone's mood now is definitely more exciting than those who walk the tightrope!

He now feels like his life could be in danger at any moment!

If it weren't for Dongfang Bright being too far away from home, Ye Feng would want to walk over!

I rub!

There's an intersection ahead!

Ye someone is like a great enemy!

Sweat on my forehead!

Looking at the dense vehiclists of vehicles and pedestrians, Ye's hands trembling as he drove!

Drip~Drip~

"What are you doing?"

"Grass, can you drive?"

"Why don't you give the green light?"

The horn of the car behind Ye Feng was screaming, and many car owners came out to scold the street!

What's going on with this bastard?

He didn't even leave the green light for a minute?

I rub!

"Huh?"

Ye Feng was stunned, he was already in a state of confusion now, and he didn't know what to think, looking at the shining red light, he rushed over with one foot on the accelerator......

"Bang dang!"

"Lang!"

"Quack!"

Fortunately, Ye Feng reacted quickly, looking at the pedestrians in front of him, he didn't think about it, and directly turned and rushed to the guardrail on the side of the road!

Anyway, he didn't hit anyone, but he choked Ye Feng enough.

Haicheng Traffic Radio Channel: "...... There have just been a lot of car friends to the news, saying that at the intersection of Huazhong West Road, a black car suddenly lost control and rushed to the guardrail of the intersection, but there were no casualties, and there was no secondary accident of other vehicles. However, when the traffic police saw the owner of the accident, it turned out to be Professor Ye Feng of Haida! Professor Ye suffered a slight injury to his forehead, and he is currently in no major trouble. Here, Xiao Li reminds everyone not to rush when going out, and to be cautious when driving!"

……

His car must not be able to drive, and the traffic police didn't trouble him, but just gave him face. There was no way, Ye Feng took a taxi again.

"Oh my God, are you Professor Ye?"

The taxi driver actually recognized Ye Feng coming, Ye Feng got into the car and sat in the back, nodded with a wry smile, "Master, drive slowly." ”

"Okay, don't worry, professor, where are you going? I'll give you a safe ...... Bang!"

Before the words were finished, he went straight to the butt of the car in front of him!

Ye Feng was dumbfounded!

The driver was confused!

Ye didn't sit in the car for more than a minute!

This taxi is just getting started!

The billing meter hasn't even started the aisle yet!

No way, Ye Feng changed cars again!

Syllable!

It's not a rear-end chase this time, it's a rear-end chase this time!

Change!

Car accident!

Change!

Car accident!

Change!

……

Ye Feng was about to collapse, he used all the means of transportation he could use, taxis, buses, bicycles, and even black cars, he sit!

But it didn't work!

No car can walk fifty meters!

Within 50 meters, there will be a car accident!

Now this avenue is blocked from beginning to end!

There were a total of twenty-eight car accidents, all of which Ye Feng had been in, seven taxis, four buses, and even bicycles......

Ye is going crazy!

In the end, there was no way, this product actually called the police!

He called the police!

Let the police send him the oriental bright!

……

At the entrance of the Oriental Bright Stadium, there is a group of long-awaited beauties, both big and small.

"Why hasn't my brother-in-law come yet?"

The sister-in-law looked around, "He left before us, why hasn't he arrived yet? Nothing will happen on the road, right?"

Over there, Ling Luohan and her secretary were also there, "I called Ye Feng just now, and he said it was almost over." ”

Ning Ning glanced at Ling Luohan and didn't say anything, she also called Ye Feng just now. Seriously, Ning Ning is a little angry now!

Because Ye Feng lied to her again!

No, it can't be considered a lie, to be precise, it's hiding from her!

This thing said that he came to the gymnasium to exercise, but he didn't say that he was going to play for Ling Luohan's team at all!

Ning Ning and the others had already arrived for a long time, and they had already met Ling Luohan, and a few people chatted for a while when they were fine. Then, Ning Ning knew everything.

Hum!

Ning Ning didn't bother to ask Mr. Ye, Mr. Ye would definitely say that playing games is sports, didn't lie to you?

This is Mr. Ye's usual routine!

Of course, the main reason is that Mr. Ye seems to be a little too unlucky today, and Ning Ning doesn't have the heart to be angry with him, as long as he doesn't have anything to do.

As he was talking, a "devastationed" police car stopped at the entrance of the gymnasium.

As soon as the police car stopped, Ning Ning and the others couldn't help but look over, and their big eyes were full of surprise.

It's true!

They had never seen such a "tragic" police car!

You're driving from the Middle East, right? Just finished World War II, right?

What the hell?

The bumper is long gone, the body is full of scratches, potholes, and the windshield on the front face is also full of cracks, and it is about to shatter!

Can this still be opened?

In everyone's shocked eyes, two policemen with bruised eyes came down in front of them, and a young man limping down the back door, with one less shoe on his feet and covering his arms.

"Ye Feng?"

"Brother-in-law?"

Ning Ning and the others looked stupid, this person turned out to be Ye Feng?

No way?

How did it get like this?

You've really just come down from the battlefield, haven't you?

Ning Ning hurriedly ran over, Ye Feng yelled at her, "Don't come here, stay three meters away from me!"

Here, a young policeman said to Ye Feng with a sad face: "Professor Ye, it's enough, you can leave quickly." The policeman was about to cry, they received a call from Ye Feng, saying that they needed help.

When the people from the police station heard that it was Ye Feng, this was the most awesome character in Haicheng!

Isn't it just to send it to the East?

What a deal!

The Haicheng City Bureau immediately dispatched two police cars, one to send Ye Feng and the other to open the road in front!

However, it was this "little problem" that no one took seriously, but it made the people of the city bureau miserable!

There are all kinds of car accidents along the way!

Three meters a tail-chase, five meters a hit the wall, ten meters a chain!

Traffic?

Inexistent!

As soon as he met a car, he crashed into it!

What a fart block!

And the most cheating thing is that their police car actually met the porcelain?

It's true!

Any police car can be touched!

Along the way, there must be eight or nine old men and old ladies who are desperate to stick up!

Send Ye Feng here, the leadership mentality of the city bureau has collapsed!

Not to mention how much money was paid by the porcelain, the main thing is that they directly scrapped a police car, and another one has been basically scrapped! Moreover, two of the four police officers they sent out have already entered the hospital!

Now these two, that's what the leaders of the city bureau said, give them a third-class merit, otherwise they won't be sending Ye Feng what they say!

This way, it's more difficult than Tang Seng learning scriptures!

But the good thing is that it's here now.

"Two comrades, walk slowly, hard work. ”

Ye Feng smiled a little, and stretched out his hand to shake hands with others.

“@%@￥%”

The policeman snorted a few times in fright, he didn't even dare to say anything to Ye Feng, why did he shake hands?

The police didn't even want a police car, so they turned around and ran away.

Ye Feng covered his face, a look of despair.

"Ye Feng, you, are you okay?"

Ning Ning's face was full of worry, and he wanted to go over to see Ye Feng, but Ye Feng didn't let him.

Ye Feng shook his head, he was a little afraid to speak now.

Over there, Ling Luohan and Ling Ling also came over, seeing Ye Feng's embarrassed appearance, Ling Luohan's eyes widened, his eyes were full of surprise, and he asked, "Mr. Ye, what's wrong with you?"

"Alas~"

Ye Feng sighed, "It's okay." He looked up and smiled wryly, and asked rhetorically, "Has the game started?"

"No, there's still half an hour. ”

"That's okay, go in first, you go first, stay away from me, I'll follow behind." ”

"Huh......?

Ling Luohan was stunned when she heard this, looked at Ye Feng, and then at Su Ning, but no one explained to her. The main thing is that this thing can't be explained, huh?

In the end, it was the sister-in-law who ran over and said a few words, several beauties walked in front, and Ye Feng limped far behind.

Although Ning Ning and the others were walking in front, no one was worried about Ye Feng, and they looked back at him from time to time.

"Is your brother-in-law okay like this, can you still play?" Ling Luohan asked, his eyes full of worry. Just look at the way Ye Feng walks, he must have injured his leg.

The sister-in-law was also very sad and said, "I don't know, my sister can't control him, and no one can control him." ”

Ning Ning on the side glanced at his sister angrily, Ling Luohan let out an "oh", and didn't say anything more.

The beauties in front of them basically turned back in three steps, and everyone's eyes were full of worry and concern. If this is usual, Ye Feng can be so beautiful that it is bubbling, especially Ning Ning's eyes that imply autumn waves, he can make Ye Feng crisp.

But now, Ye Feng can't care about this thing. He now has to look around every step he takes, for fear that something will come out of him and something will happen to him!

I'm scared to walk!

From the door, I walked to the court inside, except for a few falls, there were no major accidents.

If this was usual, if he walked and fell down several times inexplicably, Ye Feng would have scolded angrily, but today, Ye Feng almost didn't shed tears of emotion!

Cai Nima fell a few times, what a blessing!

ps: Well, I drank every day for the first two days until I was unconscious, and I didn't update it, sorry. Yusheng greets everyone for the New Year, Happy New Year, I drank again at noon today, this chapter has been written for a whole afternoon, and I really can't write it.

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