Chapter Twenty-Seven: No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives
Chapter Twenty-Seven: No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives
Zhuang Xiaodao was about to set off to find the two, although the two had already stepped into the foundation and had some means that ordinary people could not do, but the lethality was not great. Although the strength of the body is a thousand catties, if dozens of strong men surround it together, I am afraid it is still a little reluctant.
Suddenly, the system's prompt sounds: "Mission completed to get a day's life"
【 System: Avenue to Simplicity】
Host: Zhuang Xiaodao
Cultivation: Strength: 800 pounds.
Speed: 10 steps in one breath
Hardness: Inferior treasures
Realm: Build a small foundation
Lifespan: 5 days
Zhuang Xiaodao looked at his information and couldn't help sighing: "This system is too stingy, and it takes a day to live hard!"
System: "If the host doesn't have enough lifespan, can it cost money?"
Zhuang Xiaodao was surprised: "What, can money still buy life?"
System: "Money can make expensive grinding, and money can't do anything!"
It just so happened that Zhuang Xiaodao made 3.5 billion yuan on a trip to the Emgrand Hotel, which should be able to buy many days of life.
Zhuang Xiaodao said proudly: "Give me a year's life first!"
System: "One billion days of life, you can buy up to three days." “
Zhuang Xiaodao was speechless: "You are too dark! I originally thought that I was black enough to make money, but I didn't expect you to be the blackest!"
System: "Buy or not, don't buy I'm gone." “
Zhuang Xiaodao was so angry that smoke rose above his head: "People say that the customer is God, how come I am like a grandson to me!"
"Buy, buy, buy, I'll buy, then come for three days first!" Zhuang Xiaodao's heart was dripping blood.
[Ding, the host buys a three-day lifespan, spending three billion]
【 System: Avenue to Simplicity】
Host: Zhuang Xiaodao
Cultivation: Strength: 800 pounds.
Speed: 10 steps in one breath
Hardness: Inferior treasures
Realm: Build a small foundation
Lifespan: 8 days
"The most painful thing in life is this, people live, money is gone!"
System: "Thank you boss!
Zhuang Xiaodao wanted to cry without tears: "Come back, I'd rather do more tasks in the future to earn money than spend money to buy it, this is just terrible!"
System: "There is an after-sales "benefit", does the host receive it?"
Zhuang Xiaodao: "I'll just say, I spent 300 million, so I have to have some prizes or something." “
【Open!】
[Benefits have been opened: the host spent 500 million to open the humanoid mode of the system]
Zhuang Xiaodao: "Ha!?Spend me another 500 million, the system you give it to me, I will hammer you to death!"
When Zhuang Xiaodao was thundering, he suddenly remembered a royal sister in his mind.
"It's coming, brother!"
"Who is it!?"
Zhuang Xiaodao turned his head suddenly, and there was no one behind him.
"Sister is in your sea of consciousness, brother, I am your system!
Zhuang Xiaodao heard the words and closed his eyes. The book before I found it was gone, replaced by a royal sister the size of a palm.
"Are you the system!?" Zhuang Xiaodao said tentatively.
The royal sister showed unhappiness on her face: "What system, can you call people's names?"
"The road to simplicity!?"
"Can you not call people by their full names, their surnames are Dadao, and their names are Jane, but you also call me by my nickname: Xiao Jian Jian!": The royal sister couldn't help but smile shyly.
"Little sister!?"
'It's Jane Jane, haven't you read a book?'
"Okay!
Xiao Jian Jian said suddenly: "Although you call me Xiao Jian Jian, but I am your eldest sister, I have to be respectful to me in the future."
Zhuang Xiaodao retorted: "Why?"
Xiao Jian said simply: "Brother, look at what your name is, Xiaodao, what is my surname, Dadao, I didn't say that I was your mother, I already gave you face, you don't want to inch in!"
Zhuang Xiaodao: "This is also okay!?"
Zhuang Xiaodao was helpless: "Can I refund this benefit?"
Xiao Jian Jian suddenly said angrily: "This system, once it is sold, will never return the goods"
What kind of welfare is this! You profiteer, deceive my feelings, Zhuang Xiaodao scolded in his heart.
Xiao Jian Jian sat leisurely on a leaf and said, "Are you sure you still have to hang out with me here, your two apprentices will be killed!"
Only then did Zhuang Xiaodao remember that he was going to rescue Lin Tian and Ah Leopard. Just as he was about to set off, he suddenly stopped: "But I didn't know where they were?"
Xiao Jian said simply: "Ask my sister!"
Although Zhuang Xiaodao is very helpless about this unscrupulous system, his apprentice is important at the moment.
"Little Sister Jianjian, can you tell me where my apprentice is?" Zhuang Xiaodao forcibly endured this anger and deliberately said in a flattering tone.
Xiao Jian Jian said proudly: "Brother, this is like the attitude of talking to me! Wait a minute, let my sister simplify and simplify for you!"
"Okay, let's simplify it, go east for a thousand meters, first two kilometers north, then one thousand meters west, and finally five kilometers to the north."
Zhuang Xiaoda rolled his eyes and said, "Sister, wouldn't it be good if you just gave me a definite address, are you sure that you have simplified it for me?"
Xiao Jianjian didn't care: "Then I don't care, the procedure is like this, and I also act in accordance with the rules and regulations!"
Zhuang Xiaodao was helpless, and now he could only follow this simplest route map to find the two of them, because Zhuang Xiaodao felt a strong uneasiness in his heart, and now if he delayed for one more second, his two apprentices would be more dangerous.
At the speed of Zhuang Xiaodao, it took less than ten minutes to arrive at the designated place, which was sparsely populated and only a few abandoned factories.
Zhuang Xiaodao came to an open space next to an abandoned factory, and there was no ghost in sight.
"Eldest sister, what about people?"
The young lady shrugged her shoulders and said, "How do I know, this is the result of simplification anyway!"
Zhuang Xiaodao cried with a sad face: "I ............"
Just when Zhuang Xiaodao was helpless, he suddenly heard someone talking in the warehouse next to him. Because it's separated by a wall, it's not particularly clear.
"Fat Dragon, you'd better kill me today!
Although it was not very clear, Zhuang Xiaodao could easily distinguish that it was Lin Tian's voice.
It turned out that the two were only separated by a wall, and according to the way the system moved, they did find Lin Tian and A Leopard, but this system was too rigid. Zhuang Xiaodao couldn't help but think to himself.
Zhuang Xiaodao blasted a big hole in the wall with a punch, and sure enough, he saw Lin Tian and A Leopard, but the situation of the two of them didn't seem to be very good.
I saw that the two of them were covered in blood, and there were thirty people with guns standing opposite, led by the "smiling fat dragon", but there was a person next to him who was particularly eye-catching, a Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe.
Everyone was attracted by Zhuang Xiaodao's punch.
Zhuang Xiaodao entered the Dao warehouse from the hole.
When Lin Tian and Ah Bao saw that it was Zhuang Xiaodao, their originally nervous faces immediately stretched out. Full of smiles.
"Master, you're here!"
"You two are not too young, dozens of years old, tell you not to act rashly, but you don't listen, now it's okay, being beaten and covered in blood, is it fun?": Zhuang Xiaodao reprimanded the two people.
The two of them bowed their heads in fear like children.
"Master, I'm really angry, my sister was actually ................ by him": when the words came to his mouth, Lin Tian sighed helplessly.
"Okay, I know, I have found your sister, and now in Tianyuan Hotel, Aunt Li is taking care of her": Seeing Lin Tian's face full of guilt, Zhuang Xiaodao told him that his sister had been rescued by himself.
Lin Tian was immediately overjoyed: "Really, master, thank you master." “
The smiling fat dragon, when he saw that it was Zhuang Xiaodao, a wicked smile appeared on his face and said: "Boy, it turned out to be you, last time you broke my hand, this time Lao Tzu has to break your limbs to relieve the hatred in my heart." “
Zhuang Xiaodao smiled and said, "What, you still don't have enough lessons?"
"Hahaha, boy, I admit you're a little weird? But we have thirty people and thirty guns today, how are you going to fight with me, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of "kitchen knives", not to mention that I am thirty guns today. The fat dragon smiled: "In addition, I invited this Dao Master to sit in the battle today, no matter how many means you have, you will definitely be tortured to death by me today." ”
Zhuang Xiaodao looked at the old Dao again. Shen thought moved: "It turns out that he is also a cultivator, this one seems to be much more powerful than the previous one, although it is also a small foundation realm, but he has been cultivating in this realm for a long time, no wonder Lin Tian and Ah Bao were both defeated!"
I saw that the fat dragon bent down and said to the old Dao: "Dao Chief, that kid is a little weird, and ask Dao Chang to help me subdue him, we can also have the honor to see Dao Chang's miraculous means again, if that kid has any abnormal moves, there are thirty guns here, and he will be beaten into a sieve!"
The old man only replied slightly: "Since I have received your money, this matter will be handled for you, so let's wait and see!"
I saw that the old Taoist took a step forward and said, "Boy, I see that you are also a cultivator, if you are captured, I will leave you a whole corpse!"
Lao Dao glanced at the big hole in the wall and said, "This physical strength is really powerful, and you can be regarded as a cultivator, but your level is not as good as the puppet refined by my junior brother." ”
When Zhuang Xiaodao heard this, he realized that the Taoist priest was the same brother as him.
Zhuang Xiaodao took out the old Taoist blanket from the Sumeru ring, raised it in his hand and said, "Hey, old Taoist, look at what this is?"
Lao Dao looked at it fixedly, and frowned slightly: "Ah!!That's the junior brother's coat, could it be that the junior brother has already been poisoned by him?"
"You treated my junior brother like this?": Lao Dao's tone is not good.
"Your junior brother, it's gone!": Zhuang Xiaodao spread his hands.
"Why did you actually kill my junior brother!Boy, it's not good to say anything today, you have to die? People who dare to touch my Wushan, do you know what the consequences are!" said Lao Dao through gritted teeth.
Zhuang Xiaodao: "I don't know what the consequences are for me, but I know the consequences of you, that is, "death", seeing your virtue, it must be no different from your evil junior brother, I just can't see the wicked, so it is you who will die today." ”
When Lao Dao heard this, his mouth was crooked, and he took out five bamboo tubes from his blanket and put them on the ground.
Then open the lids one by one.
Then Lao Dao silently recited the incantation, and after a while, something black and swarthy crawled out of the five bamboo tubes.
Feilong and the others were so frightened that they swallowed saliva and took a few steps back.