"Poof......" Zhang Yu laughed directly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The two of them laughed on the bed for a while, and then Zhang Yu said: "Auntie, I really can't see it, you still tell jokes......"

"Who do you look down on, Auntie just doesn't talk about ......," Wen Qiong smirked.

She seemed to be very interested now, and she didn't feel tired anymore, so she said, "Auntie will tell you another one." ”

"Okay. Zhang Yu said with a smile.

"There are three brothers going out to play together, I am reading, I am singing, and one is eating, who is this person?" Wen Qiong asked with a smile.

"Me!" Zhang Yu said without even thinking about it.

"So you're eating...... Wen Qiong immediately burst out laughing.

"Auntie...... You actually play tricks on people......" Zhang Yu didn't expect that Wen Qiong could still do such a thing.

Wen Qiong smiled mischievously like a little girl, and said, "It's you who are stupid, and you rely on others." ”

"You ......" Zhang Yu looked at Wen Qiong's smug appearance, and a joke suddenly came to mind in his heart.

He then said, "Auntie, then I'll tell you one too." ”

"Boy, you want revenge. Wen Qiong said with a smile.

"Don't you listen to it. Zhang Yu said deliberately.

"Okay, then I'll listen to it and see what tricks you kid can tell. Wen Qiong laughed again.

Zhang Yu said seriously this time: "How many steps does it take to put the elephant in the refrigerator?"

"Three steps, open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, close the refrigerator door. Wen Qiong said disdainfully: "It's all old." ”

"Listen to me...... How many steps does it take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator?" Zhang Yu said seriously.

"Four steps. Wen Qiong said with a disdainful face.

"Today is the lion king's birthday, and there is only one animal that hasn't went, which one is it?" Zhang Yu is still serious.

"Giraffe, in the fridge. Wen Qiong said.

"There is a child who fell into the crocodile pool, why doesn't the crocodile eat him?" Zhang Yu asked again and again.

"This ......" Wen Qiong couldn't help but be stunned when she heard this, because the joke she saw in the sketch before was not so long.

"Why?" asked Zhang Yu.

"I don't know. Wen Qiong shook her head.

"I'm going to celebrate the lion king's birthday, it's stupid. Zhang Yu deliberately said proudly this time.

"What's that, it's not funny at all. Wen Qiong said disdainfully.

"It's not finished yet...... Zhang Yu said with a serious face: "There are seven little turtles who followed their mother through the cave, why only six of them passed, and where did the other go?"

"It's time to celebrate the lion king's birthday. Wen Qiong replied quickly.

"It's not. Zhang Yu shook his head.

"Where did that go?" Wen Qiong asked curiously.

"The little turtle was listening to my story. Zhang Yu said with a smile this time.

"Listen to your story...... Wen Qiong muttered, and immediately reacted, leaning on the side, raised his hand and punched Zhang Yu's chest, shouting: "It's against you kid, and you dare to tease the old lady......"

"I didn't ......," Zhang Yu smiled and took a beat.

Wen Qiong didn't mean to stop, and then all of a sudden, she shouted: "Why not! What kind of little turtle are you just now......

"It's just kidding......" Zhang Yu is still hippie smiling.

"You are fat now, dare to joke with the old lady...... Wen Qiong said, twisting Zhang Yu's chest muscles, but without twisting, it was almost like tickling.

"You made fun of me first...... Zhang Yu said pretending to be aggrieved.

"I'll make fun of you, you are not allowed to make fun of me......" Wen Qiong saw that she couldn't pinch Zhang Yu, so she simply raised her legs, stepped on Zhang Yu's body, and twisted Zhang Yu with both hands.

"It's unreasonable...... Zhang Yu said aggrievedly.

"I'm the reason, can you talk about me...... Wen Qiong was arrogant, and grabbed Zhang Yu's ribs with both hands, and the meat in that position could be softer.

"This ...... Oops...... This is only allowed to be set on fire by the state officials, and the people are not allowed to light the lamps......" Zhang Yu parried with both hands, but he didn't dare to use force.

"The old lady is a state official, so what's wrong with not allowing you to light the lamp......" Wen Qiong said, suddenly reaching out to pinch Zhang Yu's nose.

Zhang Yu subconsciously dodged and flashed his head to the side, but Wen Qiong was also too late, and he didn't say anything about it, and even showed it.

"Oops......"

She leaned forward and fell directly on Zhang Yu's body.

"Auntie, are you alright......" Hearing Wen Qiong's cry of pain, Zhang Yu hurriedly asked with concern.

"You kid is the opposite, and you dare to hide......" Wen Qiong said and raised her head.

When she looked up, she realized that she was lying on Zhang Yu's chest, and the distance between the two people was so close. Her face and Zhang Yu's face are only a dozen centimeters apart.

The two looked at each other, Wen Qiong's heart trembled, and her pink cheeks were even hotter. She couldn't help but regret in her heart, why did she go crazy with Zhang Yu, it was really unusual.

However, the frolic just now made her feel particularly interesting, as if she had suddenly returned to her youth, and she was so carefree. For a moment, she didn't know what to do.

Zhang Yu also looked at her, to be honest, although Wen Qiong is half old, she really can't tell her real age, she looks like she is in her thirties. is with Pan Yun on weekdays, saying that it is Pan Yun's sister, and some people will believe that no one will think that it will be Pan Yun's mother.

At this moment, Wen Qiong is not holding her head cross-legged on weekdays, and when she is crazy, her hair is a little messy. In the eyes of people, it seems to be charming. Especially wearing a black bra on his body, he is even more tempting and amorous.

Zhang Yu is more rational, and he is just a little embarrassed, but the little friends below seem to be unable to stand the slightest visual impact, plus Wen Qiong's big ass is still sitting on him, where can he stand it, and he actually holds his head high.

Zhang Yu felt this, and was even more embarrassed in his heart, and couldn't help but scold, no matter when, you can't stand the slightest temptation, should you get up when you get up.

Wen Qiong, who was sitting on his lap, couldn't feel this. The two of them wear less, Zhang Yu is a big pants, and she is a black trousers, still lace, as thin as cicada wings.

As soon as she found that there was a hard erection thing that resisted her vital point, Wen Qiong's heart "chuckled" and almost didn't jump out. She even felt that her body was burning with the fire, and she was a little soft, and she almost fell into Zhang Yu's arms again.

"Whew...... Whew......" Wen Qiong couldn't help but gasp heavily.

The faces of the two were so close that her breath was all sprayed onto Zhang Yu's face. Zhang Yu's heartbeat was racing all of a sudden, and he was a little nervous, which was too inappropriate.

He had the heart to let Wen Qiong come down, but it was a little difficult to open his mouth. After all, people's identities and ages are there, so what can you say?