Lin Miao changed into swimming trunks and walked barefoot from the locker room to the pool.

Passing by the bathroom in the middle, two little children rushed out of it, Lin Miao was cheap, tilted her head and glanced into the bathroom, and found that there was a yellowish liquid dripping on the ground, and her eyelids couldn't help jumping twice.

Lin Miao raised her eyes and looked ahead, only to see two children who were stepping on their feet, avoiding the disinfection pool for trouble, rushing straight to the pool in front of her, screaming and jumping in, splashing two big splashes.

Lin Miao's face turned pale in an instant.

The fact that a swimming pool is about equal to a urinal is understood by Lin Miao.

But it's one thing to understand, it's another thing to see it directly.

Lin Miao, who always regretted that he didn't learn to swim well in his previous life, suddenly didn't regret it at all at this moment, and even regretted it a little.

Why...... Why am I here to drink...... Ahh

Lin Miao, who suffered from a slight cleanliness habit in his bones, stopped, and the macho man couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?"

Lin Miao was silent for a moment, shook her head, and walked towards the pool with a tragic face, reciting silently in her mouth: "You live at the head of the Yangtze River, I live at the end of the Yangtze River, the upstream is booed every day, and the downstream drinks the Yangtze River water together." They are all part of a community with a shared future for mankind, who has not drunk a drop, no matter how bad it is, it is more reliable than the water of the Ganges......"

Having been chanting by the pool, Lin Miao sat down.

I wanted to kick the kick water, but unfortunately the legs were too short and the water level was too low to kick the ......

The macho man was not happy when he saw it, squatted down and asked Lin Miao, "Why don't you go down?"

Lin Miao replied solemnly: "I can't swim." ”

"What's wrong with swimming, swimming is instinct!" The macho man stood up with a laugh and gave Lin Miao a kick in the back.

Lin Miao was caught off guard, let out a roar face down, and fell directly into the pool. The pool water poured from the nose to the air intake, the uncomfortable feeling made Lin Miao cough involuntarily, the mouth opened, the uncomfortable feeling not only did not disappear, but the mouth poured more water, Lin Miao only felt that the part above the throat was burning, and the sound of gurgling sounded in his ears, when life was worse than death, Lin Miao struggled to flutter on the water, and the original temperament and polite language area could only play a harmonious asterisk at this moment.

Lin Miao surfaced, coughing and panting hard. The water pressure that he hadn't experienced for a long time made him feel like vomiting, and then thinking of the ingredients in this pool of water, Lin Miao really vomited, vomiting out a puddle of water that he had just drunk in, and there was still a little stomach acid.

A strong arm suddenly pulled Lin Miao up from the water.

The macho man said with a look of disgust: "Your water sense is too bad......"

Lin Miao gasped and replied succinctly: "Stupid, I'll grass your mother." ”

The smile on the man's face gradually froze.

……

Lin Miao climbed back to the edge of the pool, and it took a long time to slow him back, and while he looked at Li Xiao and Jiang Ping who were playing in the water not far away, he also regretted his impulse just now. Fortunately, the macho coach is not an antisocial personality with a glass heart, otherwise, with the six-character mantra just now, he may really be pressed into the water and drowned, and then maybe he will be disguised as a drowning scene......

"Damn, society is terrible, I want to grow up quickly......" Lin Miao lowered her head, looked between her legs, and thought expectantly.

Lin Miao sat stupidly for a long time, and the macho man didn't come back to talk to him, he had already swam to the deep water area of the pool, and it seemed that he would not come back.

Lin Miao, who had a slight delusion of being killed, entered the water cautiously, and then struggled to find a sense of security in the shallow water area of 1.1 meter. I might as well give up on the skill of swimming. Anyway, as long as I continue to stay away from rivers, lakes and seas in this life, I don't plan to join the army, and I can't take my turn to fight floods or rescue patriotic tasks......

And if the future daughter-in-law asks me and your mother to fall into the water at the same time, I can answer with a special confidence that I am willing to drown with you, because no one can save me.

When you think about it this way, the benefits of not being able to swim seem to be quite a lot......

Lin Miao was full of self-comfort, and unconsciously used a weird double-arm breaststroke to splash the water and kick the water with both legs freestyle, swimming from one end of the pool to the other, and then just ran out of physical strength, quickly picked up the edge of the pool and floated, panting and muttering to herself: "As a land animal, isn't it good to live quietly in the air, why do you come to the water to find ...... abuse?"

……

When I came out of the swimming pool, it was already two hours later.

Lin Miao's appearance of lung qi deficiency was in stark contrast to Li Xiao's spirit.

Lingling happily told Jiang Ping that Li Xiao's swimming talent is very high, and if she studies hard, it is not impossible to enter the professional team. Jiang Ping smiled and asked what the professional team meant, and Lingling said that it was to become a professional athlete.

Jiang Ping suddenly laughed happily and said that he could cultivate it.

Lin Miao smiled, in Dongou City in the early nineties, children who were professionally engaged in sports basically either did not have good grades in school, or their family conditions were not good, even if they were professional athletes, parents rarely wanted their children to continue to engage in sports.

First, the competition is fierce and the future is unpredictable, and secondly, whose parents are willing to let their children suffer this hardship?

That is, Jiang Ping, who only sees the surface scenery of awesome athletes, but does not know how many people's blood and tears are hidden behind the three words of athlete, will think that this is just a glamorous honorary title that can be obtained by piggybacking.

Therefore, Lin Miao knows very well that Li Xiao will never embark on the road of being an athlete, unless Lin Guorong, Jiang Ping and Li Xiao all have mercury in their minds at the same time.

"Talent? My Xiaoxiao's biggest swimming talent is a flat chest...... There are thousands of Chinese masters, and there is only one gold medal in a few years, so it is better to study honestly, take a garbage 211 mixed diploma, and come back to take the civil servant exam in a quiet unit. Lin Miao, who was already very old, looked at Li Xiao, who was praised by Coach Lingling and smiled like a flower, and even planned her future in her heart.

……

Out of the swimming pool, there are several small shops selling snacks outside.

Lin Miao's family sat down, ordered a few pieces of cake, almond dew and sago dew, and asked for twenty skewers of roast mutton to replenish the physical strength they had just consumed. The cake is very cheap, only two yuan, almond sherbet and sago dew are also the same price, and the lamb skewers are very generous, only one dollar per skewer. A small afternoon snack is priced at 32 yuan, which is considered inexpensive in the eyes of Lin Miao's family, but in the eyes of people who come out of the swimming pool at the same time, it is quite luxurious.

Lao Lin, who is already a local tyrant, has no pressure on such a meal.

Jiang Ping was eating mutton skewers, and suddenly remembered and asked Lao Lin: "What kind of manuscript fee should you have paid, right?"

"Hmm. When Lao Lin heard the word manuscript fee, his face suddenly lit up, and he said loudly to the irrelevant passer-by A, B, C, and D, "Wait until I go to the bank to check, and now the manuscript fee is directly deposited in my account." ”