readx;? Today is Qi Qi's first birthday, I don't know how old it is, according to Qi Qi, he doesn't remember how old he is, anyway, it's his birthday, because Qi Qi lives with the Ming ghost, he eats vegetarian every day, the Ming ghost has a very light taste, of course he won't eat snake soup, Qi Qi said that the birds are fading out of his mouth, and he must eat meat!

So Qi Qi asked to eat meat under the pretense of his birthday, in fact, he didn't know when he was born, Qi Qi is a fierce beast, and his appearance is quite strong, not as beautiful and perfect as Chaos, nor like a gentleman and noble/clan like gluttony, and there is no tall and majestic shore of Han Qi, his appearance has only one word to describe, that is, fierce, so since ancient times, Qi Qi is the most terrible of the four fierce beasts, and other spirit beasts and beasts have avoided him, naturally no one celebrates his birthday, and over time, Qi Qi does not remember when he was born. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But this does not prevent Qiqi from eating meat!

How can the Ming ghost not see his careful thoughts, but the Ming ghost is a dead face, his face is paralyzed, he doesn't say anything, he almost made Qi Qi anxious, and he celebrates his birthday, and the dead face doesn't give him meat!?

In fact, Ming Ghost thinks it's quite interesting, Qi Qi likes to eat Gu, especially snake Gu, and he himself raised a thousand-year-old snake, which is said to be to make rations when he was hungry, and accidentally raised a "Big Mac".

It's Qi Qi, who likes to eat meat and Gu so much, that he can follow himself to eat vegetarian every day, just complaining a few words verbally, but he never really takes it seriously, in fact, the Ming ghost is very moved in his heart.

Qiqi's birthday, Ming Ghost wanted to surprise him, but he had never done such a thing, and he didn't know where to start, so he asked his nephew, and it turned out that Mo Yi had a lot of flowers and intestines, but it was just those catties and two, nothing more than making some machine/off bouquets, machine/off chickens, machine/off this, machine/off that, all small parts to make girls happy.

Ming Ghost looked at Mo Yi very indifferently and said, "You just flattered An Ran like this?"

Mo Yi is: "......"

Ming Ghost finally called/called Wen Baiyu, or asked a reliable person.

When Wen Baiyu heard this, he immediately laughed and said, "Isn't this easy, Qi Qi likes to be lively so much, hold a birthday party for him, and didn't he say that he wants to eat meat? ”

Although Qi Qi looks very fierce, he really doesn't have any twists and turns in his heart, he said that if he wants to eat meat, then he must want to eat it very much, so it is better to send him some meat directly.

Ming Ghost thinks that although this idea is simple and rude/violent, but Qi Qi is really a person who likes to be lively, he usually lives with himself in the Mo School, there are a lot of rules here, and he is the head of the house, and his disciples/sons are all in order, and the atmosphere does not dare to breathe, which must make Qi Qi very boring.

So the Ming ghost decided to get a birthday party for Qiqi.

But here's the problem, the birthday party must not be held in the Mo faction, and the head of the Mo faction with facial paralysis suddenly has a birthday party, and the sky is absolutely shattered.

So Wen Baiyu said very boldly: "It's in my house, Wan Qi Jinghou's house is so big, you just come over." ”

Qi Qi finally said that he had a birthday, but the dead face did not give him meat to eat, Qi Qi called a sad, early the next morning, the dead face still had to take him out, Qi Qi did not wake up, rubbed his eyes, and said: "Where to go, so sleepy ......"

Ming Ghost said: "Get up, don't be lazy in bed, the road is a little far." ”

Qi Qi lay on the bed / couldn't get up, no matter how he screamed, the Ming ghost had to sacrifice a killer weapon, pressed the back of his hand, a gold needle suddenly came out of the skin directly, the cool silk gold needle against Qi Qi's neck, said: "Don't get up and stab you." ”

Qiqi was still asleep, and when he heard that the ghost was going to prick him with a needle, he immediately jumped up from the bed in horror and shouted, "Don't, don't, it still hurts! Don't stab me!"

As he spoke, he covered his ...... with his hands in a natural motion. Fart/share.

Ming Ghost: "......"

Ming Ghost suddenly had a headache to death, jumping and jumping, how many times have he told Qi Qi, they are not pricking needles, but doing/sexing, but Qi Qi just said that it was a needle, and it hurt him to death.

Ming ghosts don't know how their own place can be the same as a needle, it's a shame......

The ghost's eyelids jumped, and Qi Qi ran down from the bed/, rushed into the bathroom, and shouted, "I'm up! I'm up! Don't come here!"

Ming Ghost: Although there was some misunderstanding of "......", the result was still unsatisfactory.

Qi Qi was sullen and was taken out by the Ming ghost, he didn't know where to go, the dead face didn't say, he looked sullen, and the poor Qi was itching in his heart, could it be that he pulled himself out and sold it?

The road was really not close, Qi Qi fell asleep in the car, and when he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said strangely: "Hey, why is this place so familiar, it seems to be the door of Wen Baiyu's house." ”

Ming ghost: "......" Qiqi is really not road blind.

Ming Ghost parked the car and said, "Let's go." ”

Qi Qi followed him, the Ming ghost still looked sullen, and he didn't speak, the two of them took the elevator, sure enough, it was Wen Baiyu's house, and when they arrived at the door, the Ming ghost knocked on the door, "click", the door opened at once, and the lights inside were bright, very lively, and a neat "Happy Birthday" broke out!

"Bang-" sounded, and a huge three-tiered cake was placed on the table in the hall, which looked very luxurious, with a Q version of Xiao Qiqi on top, which was quite cute, and there were a lot of candles and meat next to it......

Qi Qi looked at this lively scene in surprise, "Haha" smirked twice, and said, "Ah, who has a birthday today?"

Ming Ghost: "......"

Ming Ghost felt that his face was twitching/twitching, and sure enough, Qiqi was not celebrating his birthday, he was just making excuses for wanting to eat meat.

Wen Baiyu suddenly wiped his face, as if a cold sweat had slipped down, Qi Qi was simply unreliable.

Only Wan Qi Jinghou was the most calm, saying: "Ming ghost." ”

Qi Qi's eyes immediately widened, looked back at Ming Ghost, and said, "Ah?!Why didn't you tell me about your birthday, that ...... Happy birthday. ”

Ming Ghost: "......" To be honest, Ming Ghost doesn't remember his birthday.

Chaos was very unreliable on the side, sipping melon seeds, and said, "Eh, you two have a birthday, so fateful." ”

Gan Zhu reluctantly stuffed a word plum into Chaos's mouth and said, "Eat, don't talk." ”

Chaos resisted/discussed "hmm" several times, and the melon seeds in his mouth hadn't been chewed yet, so he let him eat the plum.

A well-prepared, but so embarrassing birthday party finally began, because it was one of the four fierce beasts for its birthday, so it can be said to be very prosperous, there were many frequent customers of small restaurants, and some pit friends who came to admire.

One of the little boys, Wen Baiyu, still recognized, but he hadn't seen each other for too long, it was a small zongzi from the Song Tomb, and because he was greedy for fun, he also exchanged the bodies/bodies of Wen Baiyu and Wan Qi Jinghou, and in order to change them back, the two of them spent a lot of effort.

Xiao Zongzi said before that he would come to Wen Baiyu to play, but he just found an opportunity to come all the way and prepare a birthday gift.

Xiao Zongzi gave Qi Qi a Song Dynasty official kiln porcelain, but Qi Qi couldn't understand what kind of treasure it was, and felt that this jar was too small and the drinking water capacity was too small......

Because of the meat to eat, Qi Qi was very happy, he was tall, with smooth bronzed skin, exuding a radiant light, his face was very fierce, and he was quite engaged when eating, and a table of meat was swept away by him.

Wen Baiyu looked at it and laughed dryly, and whispered: "As the head of the Mo Sect, you actually abuse/treat the fierce beast, he hasn't eaten in a few lifetimes." ”

Ming Ghost is also quite helpless, even if Qi Qi is a vegetarian, he eats a lot at a meal, but he didn't expect to eat more meat.

Qiqi's stomach was crooked, and the gluttonous took the wine to "lure/lure" Qiqi, saying that the wine was also delicious, and Qiqi had never drunk it before, so he tasted it, and it felt really good, so the three of them began to drink, and they were drunk and crazy.

Wen Baiyu found that among the four fierce beasts, only Han Qi was a little more reliable, and Uncle Luo was more reliable.

Everyone played until the middle of the night, and after a little time, the birthday star lay on the table and snored directly and fell asleep, and the ghost said helplessly: "Is there still a guest room?"

Wen Baiyu said: "Yes, upstairs, it has been sorted out." ”

Ming Ghost picked up the tall Qi Qi, don't look at Qi Qi's tall stature, and his body is full of muscles, it looks like a man, but Ming Qi can copy him up with one hand, and take him upstairs without much effort.

Ming Ghost hugged Qi Qi into the guest room, Qi Qi was drunk, and fell asleep directly, Ming Ghost also drank a lot of wine, had a terrible headache, and really didn't have the energy to bathe him again, the two of them fell asleep directly, and woke up the next day.

Qi Qi slept in the dark, and the next day the sun shone on his eyes, so he woke up slowly, rubbed his eyes, stretched his waist, felt refreshed, turned over and sat up from the bed.

As soon as Qi Qi sat up, he suddenly saw a person lying next to him, and that person was not a ghost......

Qi Qi leaned over to take a look, and his eyes widened in surprise, that person turned out to be a Qi Qi!

Qi Qi thought that he was the only one in this world, but he didn't expect that there were other Qi Qi, and that Qi Qi looked exactly like himself, so he lay next to him, and the two of them slept in the same bed.

Qi Qi leaned over curiously, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt like it, although Qi Qi was a species, but Qi Qi felt that this Qi Qi looked too similar to himself, as if looking in a mirror!

Just when Qi Qi was surprised, Qi Qi, who looked exactly like him, slowly opened his eyes......

Then the poor Qi, suddenly his eyes widened, showing a hint of surprise, and he quickly sat up and said, "What's the matter?"

As soon as the poor Qi spoke, he was suddenly frightened, and it turned out to be the voice of a dead man's face!

Qi Qi was strange, turned his head, and saw a mirror hanging on the wall, with his movements, a person in the mirror also turned his head, and the mirror completely reflected the mirror image of that person, it turned out to be a ghost!

"Ahh

Qi Qi shouted and fell directly from the bed/, he finally understood now, it turned out that Qi Qi still only had one, and the reason why he saw one Qi Qi was because he now looked exactly like the dead face of the Ming Ghost!

No, it's not that they look exactly the same, it's that they actually switch bodies/bodies!

Qi Qi has the body of a Ming ghost, he is tall, and he doesn't seem to have as many muscles as Qi Qi at a glance, but many muscles are hidden under his clothes, and Qi Qi knows that the dead man's face has a lot of strange powers.

Ming Ghost sat calmly on the bed/, looking at Qi Qi with his face, revealing a terrifying expression of "surprise", and opening his mouth exaggeratedly, Ming Ghost never knew that he was so "ugly"!

Qi Qi said: "What should I do, what should I do, what is wrong with us! I don't want to be like this for the rest of my life, return my body/body, what are you robbing my body/body for!"

The Ming ghost himself was hungover, and he had a terrible headache, so he reached out and rubbed the corner of his forehead, and said, "Shut up, and stab you with nonsense." ”

He said and subconsciously pressed the back of his hand, but he almost forgot that this was Qi Qi's body/body, there was no gold needle hidden in the back of his hand at all, but Qi Qi "hew-" A terrible howl, and his hands trembled and said, "Ah-the back of my hand...... There can't be needles in the back of your hand, right?! Mom, it hurts me to death! Pull it out for me!"

Ming Ghost reluctantly passed, grabbed Qiqi's hand, to be exact, his body/body's hand, and then pressed a few times, and pulled out five gold needles from the back of his hand, and one pair of hands is ten gold needles.

Qi Qi watched the Ming ghosts pull out one by one, his scalp was numb and about to fall off, his eyes rolled, and he fainted directly with a "grunt".

Ming Ghost shook his head helplessly, but because he had been with Qi Qi for a long time, he also knew something, Qi Qi was afraid of pain, of course, there was a reason, he had a psychological shadow on the pain, back then, the people of the West Queen Mother Kingdom imprisoned/imprisoned Qi Qi and tortured him, and carved a map of the moon jade plate on his body, causing Qi Qi's psychological shadow, just a small pain, which was unbearable for Qi Qi, and it was very exaggerated.

Ming Ghost and Qi Qi swapped bodies/bodies......

Needless to say, it was naturally a good thing done by the little zongzi of the Song Dynasty, but the little zongzi was very innocent, and said: "Maybe I drank too much yesterday, and my spiritual power is a little crazy, but my spiritual power is insufficient now, wait for me to go back to the pit to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, and I will come back in one hundred and eighty years!"

Qiqi: "......"

Qi Qi complained and said, "Isn't it? One hundred and eighty years? Don't be kidding, the body of a dead man's face is so ugly, and the face is so ugly, then I won't suffer a big loss?"

Xiao Zongzi blinked his eyes and said, "No, I think your current body/body is more handsome than before, and you have taken advantage." ”

When Qi Qi heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Really?"

Xiao Zongzi nodded vigorously, and Qi Qi immediately showed a look of taking advantage of it, and said: "That's okay, you go to cultivate/practice, and wait for eight hundred and ten years to quickly change back for me, I still think my real body is the most handsome." ”

Ming Ghost: "......"

Qi Qi doesn't know if it's a god/scripture that's too big, anyway, I think it's quite interesting/, and I don't think it's bad, but it's a Ming ghost, I have a headache to death, you must know that Ming Ghost is the head of the Mo School, and the disciples/sons of the Mo School are all over the country, the most important thing is that there are lectures recently, and the Ming Ghost wants to go out in person, but now Qi Qi is holding his body, don't mention letting Qi Qi go to lecture, it's just a mistake!

And it's hard for the Ming ghost to imagine that Qi Qi is "swaggering" in the sect with his body/body, I'm afraid that the Mo faction will be turned upside down......

Ming Ghost sighed deeply......

Qi Qi returned to the room with a relaxed heart, he raised his hand to smell it, and said with disgust: "Why do you have such a stinky body on your dead face." ”

Ming Ghost didn't speak, just silently took out a golden needle from his pocket, Qi Qi quickly shrunk his neck, and rushed into the bath/room as if fleeing for his life, "Bang!"

Ming Ghost sat outside helplessly, and then after thinking for a while, he still took out his hand/machine and called his nephew, asking him to check if there were any classics on this subject.

When the Ming ghost finished calling, Qi Qi still didn't come out, and the Ming ghost walked over helplessly, ready to knock on the door, wanting to ask him if he was drowned in the bathtub, but as soon as he walked to the door of the bath/room, he heard "Hmm...... Uh-huh......" moaning/moaning, and "whoop-hoo-hoo-" panting.

Ming Ghost had a hair/numb scalp for a while, he had grown so big, he felt his scalp tingling for the first time, "Bang!!", and kicked the door open.

The bath/room was foggy, and the Ming ghost saw that the second goods of Qiqi, with his body/body, were lying on his back in the bathtub......

Ming Ghost feels that his scalp is numb, and the whole person can't stand it, and this visual impact is as if he is enjoying himself.

When Qi Qi saw him come in, he didn't look shy at all, but said happily: "Hey, you're here, come and help me, why can't you get it, my hands are sore, what's the matter with your body/body......"

Ming Ghost: "......"

Ming Ghost didn't speak, turned his head and left, he already regretted entering the bath/room, but Qi Qi was asking for help, saw Ming Ghost leaving, immediately chased after him, "Whoa-" stepped out of the bathtub, he is now Ming Ghost's body, long legs and a step, he caught up with the other party at once, and hugged Ming Ghost from behind.

For the first time, Qi Qi realized the benefits of being taller than Ming Ghost, it was simply sour, and he hugged Ming Ghost and held his body/body tightly in his arms, which was quite suitable.

Ming Ghost: "......"

Ming Ghost is wearing clothes, and Qi Qi is still wet and naked, but now it's okay, both of them are wet/wet/wet.

Qi Qi was on the rise, and after hugging Ming Ghost, he rubbed his back lightly, and said impatiently: "Help me quickly, it's so uncomfortable, why can't you get it." ”

Ming Ghost is very helpless, he doesn't know why Qi Qi's gods/scriptures are so big, he can't look at his face at all/show a "cool to death" expression, nor can he see his face frowning and panting urgently, it's just thunder, and Qi Qi doesn't feel it at all, he has to pull Ming Ghost to help each other.

The two of them "whoa-" turned directly into the bathtub with a sound, Qi Qi was pressed underneath, the Ming ghost was a little stressed, Qi Qi was still staring at him with big eyes, staring at him with a comfortable face, Ming Qi said in a calm voice: "Close your eyes." ”

Qi Qi wanted to ask him why, but he was afraid that he would prick himself with a needle again, so he obediently closed his eyes, and Ming Ghost felt a little less pressure, and then closed his eyes himself.

Ming Ghost closed his eyes and took Qi Qi's lips in his mouth, and Qi Qi also felt Ming Qi's lips, licking and sluping at Ming Qi like a hungry/thirsty little fish.

Qi Qi's breathing became heavy with the kiss/kiss, but he still felt that it was not enough, and it was almost a little bit, Ming Ghost listened to his rapid voice, and suddenly thought of his own sensitivity/sensibility, tentatively stretched out his tongue/head, and gently licked/licked the upper part of Qi Qi's mouth.

"Ah......h

Qi Qi tasted the sweetness, hugged the Ming ghost tightly, his eyes were full of excitement/excitement, and said: "I want more, lick there again, lick there!

Ming: "......" is a bit stressful......