Chapter 58: Ultraman Tarzan and the electric light
Chu Liangchen's eyes smiled into a straight line and blurted out.
"I'm going to find you a man!"
Karma?
"Get me a man?" Xiao Caifu sat up straight, her face almost shrouded in shadow.
She looks like a man who no one wants, and has to rely on a little kid to find a man for her?
Oh, God......
"Baby, don't make trouble, little Fufu doesn't need a man!"
Xiao Caifu lay back in the hammock with her hands behind her head, completely thinking that this was Chu Liangchen's whimsical farce. As a result, the little guy did not give up, his hands climbed on the edge of the hammock, and his little face came to Xiao Caifu's face, with a flattering expression.
"Little Fufu, what kind of man do you like?"
Xiao Caifu glanced at Chu Liangchen beside him, who didn't stop until he reached his goal, sighed, and simply sat up again, ready to give him all the answers at once.
Of course, that's the answer......
Seeing that Xiao Caifu had compromised, Chu Liangchen immediately wrapped his arms around Xiao Caifu's neck, and came up and violently printed a mouthful of saliva.
"Little Fufu, you can remain silent, but every word you say will be used as a standard for choosing a mate in the future. Ahem, ready to go. ”
A certain little ghost had a serious expression on his face, tilted his head for a while, and asked.
"May I ask little Fufu, will the man you want be as tall as Daddy?"
Xiao Caifu hooked the corners of her mouth slightly, and she saw through this little ghost's little abacus at a glance. Eight out of ten sentences, he intended to tie her to his dear daddy.
"Of course not," Xiao Caifu blinked, deliberately teasing him, "The man I want is going to stand up to the sky." It means that if you stretch out your hand, you can catch the white clouds. ”
"A giant like Ultraman?" said a certain baby, a little surprised.
“...... Sort of!" A woman's perfunctory traces were quite obvious.
Chu Baobao is in trouble, there are no monsters, no Ultraman, and no Taishan. Even if he stacks his four daddy's land, I'm afraid he will have to hoist it by helicopter!
"Then may I ask little Fufu again, what about that person's weight?" a certain baby's tone began to appear cautious.
"Jiuding. ”
"Is it to drink until the top of his head is bare, and he vomits, and he is grabbed and weighed?" said one of the children. This seems to be a lot easier.
“...... No....... It's like a mountain, yes, it's a mountain. A woman's eyes lit up and she continued to have problems.
Chu Baobao's little face suddenly wrinkled.
Little Fuf's hobbies are so weird, no wonder she doesn't like Daddy. However, in case she marries a mountain. At night, I slept on the hill and there were mosquitoes. When you go out, do you still have to become that white-haired old man (Yugong) walking with a mountain on his back?
"Then go ahead and ask little Fufu, what about that man's eyes?" a baby widened his eyes, trying to make a reference for a certain woman.
"Be like the highest load of electric lights. The corners of a woman's mouth quietly flowed out of a trace of arc.
"Why do your eyes look like electric lights?" a certain baby's emotions have slowly become a little uncontrollable.
"Because I walk at night in the dark, I don't have to get lost!" a certain woman continued to coax as a matter of course.
He didn't think so at all.
Like the eyes of an electric lamp, aren't they the fiery eyes of Sun Monkey? They are used to slay demons and eliminate demons. Little Fufu is not a goblin, marrying a man with electric eyes is a light, isn't Xiao Fufu married to a monkey.
No way!
"Excuse me, what about the man's teeth?"
"It's best to have no teeth!" a certain woman's eyebrows flickered, but her face was bright.
"Won't you starve to death without teeth?" a certain treasure's cute little face finally managed to shrink into a ball.
"Of course not. Toothless and shameless, so that it is easier to cheat and cheat. A woman frowned as she spoke. Why does she feel that she is talking more about herself?
Don't ask......
A certain black-faced baby lowered his shoulders with a depressed expression and looked at Xiao Caifu with a radiant face aggrievedly. He was tormented about where he should go to find an Ultraman for little Fufu, a mountain, a monkey, and a man without teeth.
However, the man that little Fufu wants is so strange......
Looking at the little guy's tangled and frustrated expression, the laughter that he had been holding back finally overflowed the corners of his mouth.
"Baby, you don't have to ......"
"Little Fufu!" Chu Liangchen's child suddenly raised his head and shouted, and his face instantly returned to a bright and dazzling smile, "Don't worry, I will definitely find a man who makes you very satisfied." ”
Before Xiao Caifu could finish his words, the little one jumped up, and the "Scud" swept away like a gust of wind again.
Xiao Caifu looked at the direction where Chu Liangchen disappeared in astonishment, and did not say what she said, but heard a sweet and greasy shout faintly coming from the wind.
"Shang-Guan-Dad-Di ——!"
A few days later, something happened that made Xiao Caifu's jaw drop. Chu Liangchu's little friend, sure enough, gave her a shocking result......