It's so annoying, you guys are so nasty.

People just look cute, and they are cute, and you want to pinch me, you want to bite me, this kind of thing is absolutely unbearable.

So Yao Xiaoming went crazy.

"Are you all pigs?"

Everyone: "......."

The peerless chicken was directly trained.

"Yao Xiaoming, how do you speak? Is it okay to be a little polite? How did you tell you when you went? You can't lose the face of your parents, you just do this?"

Yao Jianshe also made a flaming expression and said, "You kid, come back and see how I clean you up." ”

Yao Xiaoming blinked innocently, and even said a little aggrieved: "It's so difficult that only I think the pig is so cute? This year is the Year of the Pig, did I do something wrong?"

All again: "......."

Nima, this child's head is definitely open, and this reaction is too fast.

"That's right, Xiao Ming, we're cute pigs, do you like it?"

"Hahaha, this kid is so smart, I like it so much, if it weren't for the fact that I already had a few sons, I really wanted to recognize him as my godson. ”

"Me too, if I don't have a dozen grandchildren, I have to recognize him as a godgrandson. ”

“....... Your uncle, isn't it the one who takes advantage?"

Looking at the chaos in the live broadcast room, Yao Xiaoming chuckled, then gave a flying kiss to the live broadcast room, jumped off the stool and ran away.

Ye Fei didn't sit in front of the computer and talk nonsense with the audience anymore, but directly asked the guests behind him to come one after another, after all, there were too many people, he had to hurry up, otherwise he didn't know when the broadcast would start.

"Next!"

"Me. ”

Xiao Jiujie sat down in front of the computer happily, but before he could speak, the audience in the live broadcast room was chaotic, especially the audience on the earth, many of whom sent messages wildly.

"I'm rubbing, Wolverine?"

"Uncle Wolf, how did you become an alien?"

"Uncle Wolf, can you take a look at Iron Claw?"

"Like, too similar, this face, this beard, this figure,, it's Wolverine. ”

In fact, when the nine-section fox just arrived on the earth, Lao Mo and his gang called him Wolverine, but this thing didn't know what Wolverine meant, and now I saw people saying that he was Wolverine, this thing turned his head to look at Ye Fei, and said, "Ye Shen, who is Wolverine?"

"Uh, a very famous person on the planet, star. ”

"Damn, celebrity, I like it, but I'm not Wolverine, friends, my name is Jiujie Fox, I'm from Timber Wolf, it's nice to meet everyone. ”

The nine-section fox is still very stylish, and it is very popular with people after the introduction, and this product is also very happy.

He just went down, and the old nine-section fox came over again, and everyone looked at it, and they were all stunned again, Damn, another Wolverine?

"Hello everyone, I'm sure you've found out, I'm similar to the nine-section fox just now, I'm his grandfather nine-section fox, it's a pleasure to meet everyone. ”

Everyone: "......."

"I'll go, old man, don't get excited, introduce slowly, you see that your name is wrong when you are excited, what is your name?"

"I'm the grandfather of the Nine Sect Fox. ”

“....... Your name is also the Nine Sect Fox?"

"That's right, but you can also call me the old nine-section fox. ”

Many viewers in the live broadcast room are drunk, and these grandfathers and grandsons are too weird, they all have the same names.

The old nine-day fox introduced himself and left, and then the neon flower.

I have to say that Ni Xianghua's figure is really good, as soon as she sat in front of the computer, many male viewers in the live broadcast room directly turned into wolves, screaming one by one.

"Beauty, absolute beauty, hurry up and let us see the face. ”

"I'm so excited, this beauty is definitely not worse than the goddess Medusa in the last issue, just look at this figure. ”

"Beauty, hurry up and move the computer up, you can't see your face. ”

Ni Xianghua directly reached out and lifted the computer up slightly, allowing her face to appear in the camera, and then ...... Then the people in the live broadcast room fell silent.

Well, yes, there was silence, no one spoke.

"Hello everyone, I'm Ni Shanghua, are you surprised?

"Uh-a-the-...... It was so unexpected. ”

"Ni Xianghua, I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious if you landed on the ground first when you were born?"

"Not only did the face hit the ground first, but it also fell into the cinder heap, why are there so many small pits on this face?"

Ye Fei was watching this madness from the sidelines, could he speak? How could anyone say these messy things in front of others, this thing hurriedly said: "Everyone, just do it in moderation! Respect, we need respect, and Miss Ni Xianghua is still very beautiful if you look closely, look at how white her teeth are, look at how deep her dimples are, there is never a lack of beauty in the world, but a lack of eyes that are good at finding beauty, isn't it?"

He is really afraid that these people will hit Ni Xianghua, then it will be really bad, you can tell me that people from hundreds of millions of light years away came to participate in the show, and they were hit first when they arrived at the place, who can stand it.

Ni Shanghua turned her head and glanced at Ye Fei gratefully, and then said with a smile: "Ye Shen, you don't have to comfort me, it's okay, I've seen a lot of this kind of thing." ”

As she spoke, Ni Shanghua smiled at the camera and said, "Everyone, maybe you are telling the truth, because the aesthetics of each planet are different, maybe I don't meet your aesthetics, so I feel a little ...... Well, it's miserable, but in our planet and the planets near us, we are famous for their beauty. ”

At this time, the audience also knew that it was indeed a bit excessive just now, and they all let out a smile.

"Ye Shen is right, Ni Xianghua, you really have a unique charm when you laugh. ”

"Yes, your teeth are white. ”

"Your dimples are so deep. ”

"Your hair is so good. ”

"Your neck is so long. ”

“.......”

Ye Fei collapsed, damn, boasting that this was going out of tune again, so he hurriedly said: "Stop, it's okay, friends, we met Miss Ni Xianghua, and then we got to know other people." ”

Ni Xianghua stood up with a smile, stepped aside, and old Ni Xianghua walked over.

After Lao Ni Xianghua introduced herself, the audience in the live broadcast room knew what it meant to be not the most bizarre, only more bizarre, the names were all the same, what kind of rules are these.

In the next introduction, many of them are people who have been Ye Fei's live broadcast guests before, and people also have impressions.

If you want to say that the most popular is still a beauty, when Wu Simeng introduced herself, the audience on the earth in the live broadcast room exploded with excitement, especially after she recently made several movies that were very popular in the world, many foreign audiences also knew her, and they were all excited.

And what really made them feel incredible was Ma Cuihua, in everyone's opinion, a woman with such a dirty name could not be a beauty anyway, but when Ma Cuihua sat in front of the computer very elegantly, before she introduced herself, the audience in the live broadcast room exploded, whether it was a Chinese audience or a foreign audience, whether it was an earth audience or an interstellar audience, it can be said that none of them were calm.

"God, this and this...... Is there such a beautiful girl in the world?"

"I want to be in a relationship. ”

"Who is this?!Who the hell is this?"

"No matter who this is, she is the eternal goddess in my heart!"

"I'm going crazy, how can there be such a delicate and rebellious beauty?"

"Goddess, who are you?"

Looking at the messages sent by the audience in the live broadcast room, Ma Cuihua was not shocked, smiled slightly, and said, "Hello everyone, my name is Ma Cuihua." ”

"Poof"

"I'll take it, you're Ma Cuihua?"

"Horse ...... Ma Cuihua?"

"Why? Why did such a beautiful girl have such a dirty name? Are her parents illiterate?"

"I don't know if her parents are illiterate, but they are definitely a pair of dirt buns. ”

"What a good girl, let your parents delay, if you change your name to a better name, it will definitely be popular a long time ago." ”

"Who are her parents? let me know that I have to kill them, who are these people? ”

Hillock platform.

All the directors looked at Ma Qingyun with a sympathetic face, let you name your daughter blindly, we don't say anything, the audience will scold you to death.

"Chairman, don't be angry, they don't know how to appreciate it, I think the name Cuihua is very good, how cute it is. Director Liu comforted.

Director Xiang also gasped and said: "Chairman, don't be angry, Director Liu is right, they don't know how to appreciate, look at how beautiful Cuihua's child is, I declare now that I won't let my daughter and Cuihua rob the leaf god." ”

The other directors were also very helpful.

Ma Qingyun sighed and said: "Everyone, you don't know, when her mother gave her this name, I strongly objected, and I was almost forced to die, you tell me how a girl's family can use such a name? ”

"Chairman, what's your name?" asked the director.

Ma Qingyun said: "You all know that I used to be a university physics professor, and I think the name Newton is very good and classy, but her mother didn't let me call it, and I was depressed enough." ”

Everyone: "......"

Ma Newton ?!!!

This Nima is not as good as Ma Cuihua, are you sure that you are his own father? What do you think? Even if you call Madame Curie, it sounds better than Ma Newton, right?

Xiang grabbed his chest and gasped a few times, and said with a smile: "Ma Newton? hahaha, this name...... Stab...... Stimulate...... Stimulation ......."