Chapter 010: Xiao Lu's hand
Qin Lang was stunned for a moment, can you have business while sitting and drinking tea? Luck is not bad.
Liu Ming was also surprised, but then he unknowingly showed a hint of a sinister smile.
Zhang Sanjin is rude, picky, and short-tempered, Qin Lang gave Zhang Sanjin acupuncture, Liu Ming is sure that with Qin Lang's skills, Zhang Sanjin will definitely be dissatisfied, and he will be beaten and humiliated by Zhang Sanjin!
"As for me, my stomach is not very good, acupuncture is here to protect the stomach, you are also an acupuncturist, you should know how to acupuncture, right?" Zhang Sanjin walked in front of Qin Lang and said in a rough voice.
Liu Ming was afraid that Qin Lang would shake his head, and his plan to watch a good show would be ruined, so he quickly stepped forward and said to Zhang Sanjin: "Zhang Sanye, Qin Lang is in our health club, and his acupuncture and moxibustion skills are also first-class, and he will definitely be able to do it." ”
Zhang Sanjin nodded and urged Qin Lang to say, "Okay, let's start quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”
"Liu Ming gives you the method of acupuncture, I do know, but I advise you, that kind of acupuncture method is not good for your health. Qin Lang shook his head, couldn't sit up, and calmly took a sip of tea.
Zhang Sanjin was stunned, but Liu Ming jumped to his feet and asked Qin Lang angrily: "What do you mean? You ask Zhang Sanye, can my set of acupuncture methods protect the stomach?"
"Don't worry, why are you so angry?" Qin Lang looked at Liu Ming playfully, "Your method has a small effect on stomach health, but it has an adverse effect on the kidneys." ”
"Nonsense, nonsense!" Liu Ming roared, how could acupuncture and moxibustion to maintain the stomach still be related to kidney function?
"Listen to him first. ”
Zhang Sanjin said, because Qin Lang mentioned kidneys, kidneys are a man's capital, and when he heard that Liu Ming's acupuncture would harm his kidneys, Zhang Sanjin had to pay close attention.
"Let me ask you, when you give Boss Zhang acupuncture, is the order of needle pricking like this?" Qin Lang reported the names of a long list of acupuncture points.
"That's right," Liu Ming nodded without hesitation, "These acupuncture points are all related to the qi circulation of the stomach, and after stimulation, the stomach can be maintained, is there anything wrong with this?"
"Of course there is a problem!"
Qin Lang sneered, and then looked at Zhang Sanjin, "Boss Zhang, do you feel more and more powerless in your married life, and you will clearly notice the backache and swelling in the process?"
Zhang Sanjin was embarrassed, but he realized that this matter was related to his sexual well-being, so he still nodded, and said hesitantly: "Could it be that this is caused by Liu Ming's acupuncture?"
"Of course," Qin Lang explained, "Boss Zhang, your stomach is cold, Liu Ming's acupuncture is to dispel the cold in your stomach to achieve the purpose of nourishing the stomach, but unfortunately, the cold qi is only dispelled but not disappeared, when you do that kind of thing, these cold qi will be combined with your own yang energy, consume the yang energy, the yang essence is lost, and the power is no longer there, and your time to do things will naturally be shortened, and in the long run, it will also cause damage to your kidney function." ”
Zhang Sanjin, a nouveau riche doesn't care about any cold and yang energy, he only cares about kidney function, after listening to Qin Lang's words, Zhang Sanjin is like a mourner: "No wonder Lili said that I am less and less like a man...... Liu Ming, you turtle grandson, I rely on your mother!"
Liu Ming was taken aback, but he knew that Zhang Sanye was short-tempered, and he was anxious to clarify himself, so he quickly asked Qin Lang: "You are talking nonsense! According to what you say, every person with a cold stomach can't do acupuncture?"
Qin Lang looked at Liu Ming like a pitiful worm: "You idiot, don't you know the specific situation and specific analysis? His kidney Yu acupoints and waist eye acupoints are weaker than ordinary people, when the cold qi generated after acupuncture passes through these two acupuncture points, it will make the two major acupuncture points worse, and the kidney function will naturally decline more and more, to put it bluntly, your acupuncture method is overdrawing his kidney life, and if he continues like this, he will not be humane until he is forty-five years old." ”
Now, Zhang Sanjin is completely anxious, Lao Tzu has earned so many years just to spend it on women, and he can't be humane in his forties, doesn't that cost Lao Tzu's life?
"Liu Ming, you bastard!"
Zhang Sanjin shook his hand and slapped Liu Ming in the face.
Liu Ming was stunned, and waved his hand again and again: "Zhang Sanye, it's not what you think......"
"Ma's, you hurt Lao Tzu's kidney, you still dare to quibble, if it weren't for this Master Qin kindly telling me the reason, Lao Tzu would have become a eunuch at the age of forty!
Zhang Sanjin punched and kicked Liu Ming, and after the staff pulled him and Liu Ming apart, half of Liu Ming's face was already high and swollen, leaving many red marks on his face, his clothes were dirty, and the wolf was unbearable.
Liu Ming shrank in the corner, not daring to speak anymore.
"Master Qin, Master Qin. ”
Zhang Sanjin couldn't wait to run to Qin Lang's side, and said to Qin Lang in an almost flattering way: "Master Qin, you are Hua Tuo alive, you must help me." ”
"I can improve the steps of the needle pricking, give you stomach protection, and at the same time, it will not let the cold damage your kidneys, you just need to do a few more acupuncture moxibustion, come with me." Qin Lang said calmly.
Zhang Sanjin followed up, and did not forget to yell at Liu Ming angrily: "The tips I gave in the past were all spit out for me, and I will get the money after doing acupuncture!"
Qin Lang smiled slightly, Liu Ming insidiously wanted to harm him, but he lifted a stone and hit his own foot, he deserved it!