Chapter 291: A synonym for retardedness

The little mage finished the day with excitement.

Originally, it would take him days to figure out a primitive spell, and he wasn't sure how effective it would be. But after getting the Kunzhen ball, he learned two spells in one day.

The little mage secretly praised his learning ability!

"A scholar is a scholar!"

"Worthy of a twenty-two-year-old full-fledged mage!"

After dinner, he also took out his guitar at Tang Qingying's request and played several tunes for everyone, and received unanimous praise!

The little mage himself was intoxicated.

After everyone dispersed, he followed behind Cheng Yun's ass and reconfirmed: "Stationmaster, you said this morning that I could go out and walk around casually, right?"

"Hmm. Cheng Yun nodded.

"I can go out now, right?" the little mage confirmed.

"Hmm. ”

"I don't have to ask you for instructions when I go out in the future, do I?"

"Hmm...... But I'm the webmaster, so you should at least tell me. Report it. ”

"Understood!" the little mage was delighted.

"You're going out tonight?"

"I want to go out and walk around. ”

"Where are you going? You don't have a penny on you. ”

"Just walk around the neighborhood. ”

"Do you want me to advance your salary by another ten dollars?"

"Really...... The little mage's eyes were obviously lit up, but he hesitated for a moment and waved his hand again, "Forget it, I still don't have money, if I don't use it immediately, it will definitely fall off!"

"Is your luck so bad......" Cheng Yun tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"Hey! You can't say that others are unlucky! they will get worse and worse!" The little mage frowned, this seemed to be the custom of their world, and soon he raised his chin slightly, and said, "Bad luck is just a foreshadowing for my good luck in the future, I have been paving the way for more than twenty years, and fate is holding back my big move!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Remember to come back early. ”

"All right!" the little mage immediately turned around and walked downstairs.

Looking at the figure he left, Cheng Yun shook his head speechlessly.

This is a 'probationary period' for him.

If he behaves well these days, he can fully adapt to the culture and various environments of the earth, and he will not make trouble when he goes out, and Cheng Yun can rest assured that he will leave him in the hotel during the New Year. Otherwise, if the 'probationary period' fails, you have to ask Yin Nuxia to take a good look at him, and if it is more serious, Cheng Yun will have to find an excuse to take him back to his hometown.

Back in the room, as expected, Cheng Yan was teasing little Lori.

She was holding her mobile phone in one hand to shoot a video, and with the other hand, she kept trying to touch Little Lori. Both hands were red, apparently fresh from washing the dishes.

Now in the entire hotel, in addition to Cheng Yun, Cheng Yan is already the most familiar person with Xiao Lori. Normally, even if little Lori doesn't want her to touch it, she won't make a threatening sound at her like before, at most she just raises her paws to make a threatening gesture.

Cheng Yan is also very acquainted, whenever little Lori stretches out her paws and slaps her dissatisfied, she retracts her hand.

When the little Lori withdrew her claws, she tentatively touched it again, and then withdrew it again, and so on.

Her phone made a small video of it all.

Cheng Yun felt incredible, because it was such a boring video, and there were a lot of people watching it on the Internet, and everyone seemed to like watching it very much, and they wrote various comments below while watching it.

Could this be the power of appearance?

'Little Lori is not very good-tempered' has millions of attention, and even Cheng Yan and Cheng Yun, who occasionally appear in the camera, have become famous.

Cheng Yun still thinks these people are too boring.

Seeing Cheng Yun coming in, Cheng Yan glanced at him, and then said, "Didn't you already move out of Little Lori's bed?

"It moved in on its own. Cheng Yun told the truth.

"Nonsense!" Cheng Yan didn't believe it.

"To tell you the truth, you still don't believe it! Really, you don't trust me at all! Can you get close to Xiao Yao in this regard, yesterday people also asked me, and I still answered like this, and she was convinced!" Cheng Yun said.

"She?" Cheng Yan was very disdainful, "Don't compare your stupid little fan girl's IQ with me!

"......" actually even said the tone!

Cheng Yun was also surprised.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, I wanted to sleep with it, so I moved in. Cheng Yun sighed.

Cheng Yan rolled his eyes and said, "You want to bring little Lori back for the New Year, right?"

"Definitely!"

"Oh, I guess too. Cheng Yan said calmly, but his heart was already jumping - if there is a little Lori to accompany him during the Chinese New Year this year, the boring year will be much more interesting!

Suddenly, she was a little worried, and said, "My hometown is rural, what if little Lori runs away?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Isn't the environment more complex in cities than in rural areas?"

"That's for people! If it's a cat, there are mountains and rivers in the countryside, and it's so big, you can't find it anywhere you hide. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Don't worry about it all the time. ”

"I ...... I'm just afraid that little Lori will get lost, and you'll be sad when the time comes. Cheng Yan argued.

Cheng Yun also rolled his eyes, too lazy to pay attention to her.

He lay down on the single sofa next to him, picked up his phone and started playing. Occasionally, Cheng Yan will frame him when he shoots a video, and sometimes Cheng Yan will drag him up, and use him to make Xiao Loli cooperate and act according to her script.

Cheng Yan has already fallen into the devil.

Everyone can see it, except for herself, who doesn't admit it.

The night was getting deeper, and the neon lights outside seemed brighter and brighter, but they were hazy by the night fog.

The world became dark, covered in fog, and it was impossible to see even the advertising signs on the buildings not far away.

Cheng Yun couldn't help frowning, and went out to take a look, but the little mage hadn't come back yet.

After a while, Tang Qingying couldn't stand the loneliness over there alone, and ran to Cheng Yun's room.

She chatted with Cheng Yun while watching Cheng Yan tease the 'cat demon' in her mind, mostly talking about school matters, and it happened that Cheng Yun also graduated from Yizhou University, so he could talk to her for a long time on this topic.

Little girls always have endless words, and Tang Qingying looks particularly lively in front of Cheng Yun.

Cheng Yan listened to her best friend playing with little Lori while playing with her brother, her face gradually darkened, and her best friend was also the sister of her brother's ex-girlfriend, she couldn't help but feel that this was all the matter! But she was reluctant to let Little Lori go, so her face became darker and darker.

Cheng Yun sat lazily on the single sofa, and Tang Qingying sat on the bed opposite him.

This little girl is wearing a pleated miniskirt and black tights, she presses her hands under her ass as if she is relaxed and natural, but in fact she deliberately puts her legs together and stretches them straight, because this can make her legs appear very long. She also naughtily raised her legs and kept swaying up and down, and even the corners of the skirt with the miniskirt were swinging, as if she was deliberately selling cuteness, and it seemed to be deliberately showing off.

If this is the temptation of the girl's graceful figure, then she looks at Cheng Yun's shining eyes and is completely telling the girl's love.

"I heard that the small hill in the school that is used as an experimental site by the Department of Biology is called Lover's Slope by many people, and many wild mandarin ducks are there at night, and many people take a walk on the mountain during the day, it seems that the scenery is very good. Tang Qingying said.

"Well, there are a lot of flowers from the biological department in it, and the scenery is not bad. ”

"Brother-in-law, have you been there?"

"Hmm. ”

"I must have gone with Tang Qingyan! It's so unfair! I don't even know what it looks like on it!"

"It's not far from your dormitory. ”

"But it's full of men and women, and I'm embarrassed to go with a single dog! Brother-in-law, when will you take me up to have a look......

Cheng Yan finally couldn't listen to it anymore!

She shuddered, felt goosebumps on her arm, hurriedly put down her mobile phone, pulled Tang Qingying's arm and said, "Let's go, I've had enough, let's go back!"

Tang Qingying pulled one hand up by her, but the other hand was still pressed under her buttocks, her body was pulled slightly away by Cheng Yan, and she couldn't help but turn her head and look at Cheng Yan with a confused expression: "What are you pulling me for?"

"Go back. ”

"Oh, go back, I haven't played enough, I'll play for a while!" Tang Qingying said, and waved his hand with a big grin, "You warm the bed for me and I'll come up again." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Get up!" Cheng Yan's face was full of black lines.

"Ah, why, my brother-in-law and I are chatting!" Tang Qingying was a little confused, and turned his head to look at Cheng Yun again.

"......" Cheng Yan directly pulled her up.

Tang Qingying was still confused, she didn't realize what was going on at all, she was forcibly taken away by Cheng Yan's arm.

Cheng Yun stared blankly at them in the room.

Little Lori also looked at them blankly, not understanding what these two fish-lipped mortals were messing with.

In an instant, Cheng Yun shook his head, raised his arm and looked at his watch, and found that it was already half past nine.

The little mage hasn't come back yet!

Cheng Yun was a little speechless, he wanted to take out the crystal ball and see what the little mage was doing directly, but after thinking about it for a while, he gave up this idea again.

Let's just ask.

Cheng Yun took out his mobile phone and dialed the little mage's number.

After a while, the phone was connected.

"Hey...... Feed the stationmaster. The little mage's voice was full of emptiness.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Yun could hear that his voice was wrong.

"I didn't ...... Not much. "The little mage was embarrassed to tell Cheng Yun that he was lostβ€”he was embarrassed to death, and he was still a dignified mage!

"Then why haven't you come back yet?"

"I ...... I'll be back later. The little mage blushed.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Hearing that the stationmaster's tone was a little serious, the little mage explained honestly: "I...... Lost. ”

"Aren't you a mage?" Cheng Yun almost wanted to laugh.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Isn't it synonymous with wisdom?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Why are you lost?"

"Because of the fog...... The fog is too big, and it's ...... And I usually use smart navigation at home......"

"Less excuses!"

"......" The little mage was so ashamed that he was ashamed of himself.

"Where are you now?"

"In ......," the little mage looked up when he heard this, his face was bitter, and his mind was full of embarrassment, "under a street lamp." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ There are so many street lights in the city! Are you mentally retarded?"

"I, I...... This...... This lamp is not as bright as the others......" said the little mage.

"Look ahead of you, what's there! ”

"Adult Goods Store ......"

"Read it all!"

"Ah Wu Adult Products Store ......"

"I'll pick you up, don't move there!" Cheng Yun's face was full of helplessness.

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