Chapter Thirty-Five: A Fierce Female Maniac
After hearing the words of this female madman, Yang Han suddenly became interested in this "super god armor", after all, the same armor as Iron Man, as long as you have watched MW movies, you will basically want to have one.
"Excuse me, what do you want me to do?" Yang Han asked curiously.
"Today is very simple, I will simply take all your information, and then prepare to customize a battle armor for you, and then you can go back," the female madwoman said.
But the subsequent process of measuring the data made Yang Han very embarrassed, because to ensure the absolute correctness of the data, Yang Han had to strip naked and measure, of course, only a trace of underwear was allowed.
The reason for keeping the interior is because after a certain part is restrained, the female madwoman feels that the space will be used more reasonably.
Later, on the holographic projection table, Yang Han's body model was revealed.
"Well, your body is in good shape, it's perfect, and it's a little more convenient to do this. The female madman kept flipping Yang Han's body model and said.
Yang Han looked at the female madman and said seriously, and knew that this child was very pure, because he saw a man's body without the slightest blush, just like looking at some kind of machine, and he was also judgmental.
"Alright, you can go back, by the way, you keep your cadet card number so that I can inform you when the time comes," said the madwoman.
At this time, Yang Han looked at the excited female madman who kept recording data according to Yang Han's body model, and by the way, she also designed the battle armor model from time to time, and she was struggling in her heart, not knowing whether to go or not.
Because they are respectable, Yang Han is a little unpleasant to see the body-stimulating device on the head of the female madman.
"Well, there's one thing I don't know whether to say or not?" Yang Han suddenly asked.
"Say, a big man's mother-in-law's. The female madman said unhappily, but the focus is still on the model.
"I've created a secret method that can get people out of fatigue and return to their best state in a short period of time, but I haven't used it on anyone else, so would you like to try it?" Yang Han asked.
At this time, the female madman suddenly stopped recording the data, and then looked at Yang Han.
"Hmm, how short is the time to get the body out of exhaustion?" asked the madwoman with a frown.
"Ten minutes based on my body can bring me back to the top of my condition, I don't know about the others, because this is my own creation, I haven't tried it on anyone else. Yang Han replied.
"What? Ten minutes to get back to your best? Hurry up, tell me how you work?"
The female madman's eyes lit up instantly, and Yang Han's eyes were full of heat, just like a hungry wolf who had been hungry for many days saw meat, and it was about to glow green.
The state of the female madman at this time made Yang Han a little scared, feeling like an innocent little girl.
"Well, I simulated the human body in amniotic fluid, so that all the cells of the body can fully absorb the nutrients in the water in a very short time, and at the same time, the brain will fall into a very deep sleep state, so that the body can quickly return to the best state. Yang Han said.
"Amniotic fluid status?"
At this time, the female madman directly entered the information Yang Han said into the computer, and then began to simulate the scene Yang Han said with the help of a supercomputer.
After a few breaths, a model was designed and projected.
Then the madwoman keeps typing information, and then keeps doing the calculations, and keeps verifying.
After about eight minutes, the madwoman's eyes dimmed.
"I just simulated what you said, and also entered the surrounding environmental factors, and the result is that the method you said is theoretically possible, but the calculated recovery time is still too long, close to three hours. The madwoman said in frustration.
"No, why am I okay for ten minutes?" Yang Han asked suspiciously.
"Ten minutes is impossible, the cells are absorbed with a certain rate, unless it is your body's cause. The madwoman shook her head.
"Isn't it impossible? My supernatural attribute is water, you can try what if I control the water? I just change the water environment on both sides of the cell?" Yang Han asked again.
"What? You can control the water in the cells? I've never heard of the supernatural ability of water that can control the water in the cells, wait a minute, control the water in the cells?"
At this time, the female madwoman seemed to think of something, and immediately entered the relevant data into the model again and simulated it again.
After three minutes, the female madwoman's eyes lit up directly, and her body trembled a little.
"Thirty minutes, thirty minutes can put the human body in the best condition. The female madman said very excitedly at this time, and her eyes glowed green when she looked at Yang Han.
"Don't go, from today onwards you will be a member of our madman club, as long as someone dares to motivate in the future, you tell us, we will kill him directly, don't look at us as ordinary people, in a way we are stronger than you, according to the words of the game, we are kryptonite bosses!" said the female madman very domineeringly.
At this time, the female madwoman directly found a microphone in the "garbage heap".
"All the members of the Maniac Club, listen, you are limited to get to the Maniac Club quickly within ten minutes, and all the people who haven't arrived in ten minutes will fuck me off, don't fucking occupy the pit for me and not shit. ”
The state of the female madman at this time directly shattered Yang Han's newly established cognition of the madman.
It's wild.
Especially the last swear word just now, I feel like the eldest sister of the underworld.
Suddenly, Yang Han felt that he had made a hole for himself.
"What's that, my secret method is still immature, I haven't tried it on anyone else, isn't it too early to find someone to try it now?" Yang Han asked a little weakly at this time.
After all, he hasn't tried it on anyone else, and if something goes wrong, he'll be in trouble, you must know that these are the treasures of the country.
"Science doesn't lie to anyone who is in trouble. Let's walk around and meet with me in the lobby. ”
The female madman didn't care about Yang Han's feelings at all, and forcibly dragged Yang Han away.
Then Yang Han was taken directly to the basement floor by the female madman, a very large stepped classroom.
………………
Ten minutes later!
There were a dozen people sitting in the classroom, and they were all complaining, complaining about why the female madwoman was disturbing their research.
From their complaints, Yang Han knew that the female madman in front of him was actually the person in charge of the "Crazy Club".
It's really that people can't look good, and the sea can't fight.
At this time, Yang Han stayed quietly next to the female madman, feeling a little unnatural, it was the first time to stand on such a high-level podium, and stand in front of everyone.
At this time, the female madwoman exuded a powerful aura all over her body, and seemed to be very unhappy with the people under the podium chattering non-stop.
Yang Han looked at the female madman like... It's like ...... , yes, it's like a big sister in the underworld.
Then the madwoman slowly picked up the microphone on the podium.
"Shut up the damn for me, who dares to say a word again, don't blame the old lady for turning her face and not recognizing people. The madwoman said fiercely.
Yang Han next to him was directly dumbfounded.
What's going on with this girl? Why is the exit so strong, it stands to reason that she is not devoted to research, ignoring foreign affairs, shouldn't her personality be very good, at most she needs to be stubborn, but why is the atmosphere of the underworld so strong now?
Yang Han didn't know that the female madman had a good personality, and he thought the same, but in order to study the "Super God Battle Armor", the female madman specially played a lot of battle armor fighting games to find inspiration.
That period of time can be said to be the dark age of all kinds of warframe games, and female maniacs swept the major lists and crushed everyone.
The fierce character of the female madman was developed from that time.
You must know that at that time, no one dared to speak on the whole world channel where she sprayed alone.
"Ten minutes later, all of them stood for me, and I didn't even know the who dared to sit and beat me. The female madwoman looked at the person ten minutes later and said lightly.
Although the female madman spoke very lightly, the murderous aura in it was not covered, and when she arrived ten minutes later, everyone trembled, and no one dared to resist.
"Ahem, ahem, now I have two things to tell you again, first let's welcome the new members of our club,......"
At this time, the female madman suddenly realized that she didn't know what Yang Han's name was.
Just as Yang Han was about to inform the female madman, the female madman's next commotion directly made Yang Han dumbfounded.
"You don't have to worry about what it's called, you just need to know that he's my assistant. The madwoman said unconcernedly.
"The second thing, my assistant has figured out a way to get you back to your best in half an hour, what does that mean? That person, yes, that's you, what do you mean?" said the madwoman, pointing to a man.
"Does that mean we can still burst our livers?" said the man, weakly uncertain.
Syllable!
The female madman slapped the table in an instant, causing the people present to jump instantly.
"Yes, what this person said is right, it means that you can still burst the liver, what is our slogan, if the liver does not die, it will die in the liver. ”
"So thank you, thank my assistant, they are the ones who have given you the right to continue your liver, and have given you the qualification to continue your liver, so that you can enjoy the feeling of bursting your liver for a longer time. ”
At that moment, the madwoman suddenly fell silent, and squinted at the people below the podium, as if waiting for something.
At this time, everyone present suddenly felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, like the calm before the storm.
At this time, the person who stood up to answer the question secretly glanced at the female madman, and then said thank you to Yang Han with a weak heart.
At this time, everyone present suddenly came to their senses and knew why the female madman suddenly fell silent, and then everyone immediately stood up.
"Thank you assistant for giving us the right to continue to burst our livers, and I thank you on behalf of my ancestors for 18 generations. Everyone bowed and thanked in unison.
But Yang Han didn't know why he always felt a little unpleasant when he heard their thanks at the moment, and he always felt like they were scolding himself.
At this time, the female madwoman smiled with satisfaction.
"That's right, you have to be self-aware, people have helped you like this, it is normal for you to thank others on behalf of your ancestors for eighteen generations, otherwise it will be spread out and say that the old lady has no way to manage, and the old lady's face has no place to put it. The madwoman said with satisfaction.
"Okay, since everyone is here, and my assistant is also here, let my assistant directly help you adjust your state. ”
"Those who are late try first, after all, you are late, and there is no late record data, you know, we have to keep first-hand information. ”
When the female madman finishes speaking, those who are late feel cold behind their backs.
Seem...... They've become guinea pigs.
At this time, the corners of Yang Han's mouth twitched, and finally knew why she asked to arrive within ten minutes, it turned out that she was looking for another reason to catch the guinea pig.