Chapter 84: The Encyclopedia of Medicine
Who is the boss of the tiger's eye, Qin Yang is still not clear at all, he also asked Ruan Long, Ruan Long said that this boss is very mysterious, even if it is the sixth place, there is no file, and he belongs to high-IQ criminals.
"Come on, I don't want to, I always have to come, anyway, the soldiers will come to block it, and the water will flood me. Qin Yang tilted his head and thought.
As soon as he walked into the community, the old security guard in the communication room stood up and said affectionately: "Yoko, your courier." ”
"Oh! Thank you. Qin Yang took the courier package.
The old security guard smiled and said, "Yangzi, you are really good!"
"Cow, it's for the benefit of the neighbors, anyway. ”
The old security guard nodded and smiled: "If you get benefits for the neighbors, you are a real cow, unlike that Yu Dabao, who will discuss selling our community cheaply, and when he fights against Japan, he is a traitor." ”
"Haha! Brother Li, you are so humorous. Qin Yang waved his hand and took the dragon girl home.
Since the family has not yet been completed, Qin Yang's family now lives in Xiao Gang's house.
Push the door in.
Xiao Gang was not there, Qin Xiaozhu also went to school early, Qin Yang lay down on the sofa: "Sit down and rest for a while." ”
"Hmm!"
The dragon girl was very arrogant, and did not treat herself as an outsider at all, took out the fruit from the refrigerator, and put it on the ground in front of the TV.
Then I installed the PS2 and sat cross-legged on the ground, eating the fruit with a toothpick while playing the electric power.
When she was excited, she also pulled up the sleeves of her long skirt, but she was at ease.
Qin Yang was a little dizzy and patted his head: "Alas, you really don't treat yourself as an outsider." ”
He saw that the dragon girl was having a good time, so he didn't bother and opened the express package.
When the package was torn open, there was a handful of herbs inside!
There was a note next to it, which read- the herb is crushed, and the silver needle will automatically absorb it when it is pierced.
"This package was sent by the old knife. Qin Yang snapped his fingers: "It seems that when is the time to go to treat Yang Xiaotian's leg." ”
He patted his head again: "Alas, by the way, didn't the old knife still want to give me a copy of the medical secrets? Why not?"
He took the herb out and found that there was nothing in it.
Qin Yang grabbed the package again and shook it off fiercely.
Smack!
A grain of rice shook out.
"So big?" Qin Yang pinched something the size of a millet grain on his fingertips, and he looked at it seriously: "Huh, what is this?"
He hadn't seen anything like this before, so he took out his mobile phone and called the old knife: "Hey!"
"Xiao Yangzi, why did you call to spoil me again?"
"You're sick, aren't you? Get out of your weird way of thinking. Qin Yang scolded loudly: "By the way, let me ask you, last time, didn't you plan to send me a medical book?
"In there, I put it in myself. ”
"No! There's a blue millet grain, I don't know what it is. ”
"Oh! that's a medical book. The old knife replied.
"How do you use it?"
"You just throw it in your mouth and chew it twice. The old knife said with a smile.
Qin Yang was a little suspicious: "Really, you won't lie to me, will you?"
"You are my best work, how could I lie to you!"
Qin Yang thought about it, although this old knife is a little crazy, but in some things, it is still very reliable.
He pinched his phone in one hand and millet grains in the other, and threw them into his mouth.
Sting.
When Qin Yang was chewing on the millet grains, a powerful electric current suddenly generated.
"Ah...... Ah!" Before Qin Yang could scream, he found that his entire tongue was numb.
"Haha, hahaha, how is it? Is it miserable to be electrocuted? I'm so happy, in fact, you don't have to chew, it will have an effect, as soon as you chew, the protective electricity on this chip will be released instantly, hahaha, is it fun?" said the old knife very cheaply.
Qin Yang rolled his eyes and said word by word: "I bought a watch last year. ”
"Tut-tut, I like the way you hate me and can't kill me, hahahaha. The old knife danced on the other side of the phone: "Come on, come on, will you kill me? Can you kill me?"
"Don't get caught by me next time. Qin Yang hung up the phone, very depressed.
Unexpectedly, he was so careless that he was tricked by an old knife.
Qin Yang rested for a while, making sure that his hands and feet were relieved, and then closed his eyes, trying to use brain waves to control this newly added chip.
Ding dong.
When he was in his subconscious, he found this chip.
A subtitle came to mind: a medical encyclopedia, containing solutions to a variety of diseases, but some diseases had not yet been collected due to time constraints.
"Poof! or a castrated version?"
Subtitle change: However, this medical encyclopedia will be updated every month, and the update speed is based on Dr. Dao's scientific research progress.
"This thing can still be updated? Qin Yang thought about it and controlled the chip with brain waves: "Help me check for lung cancer." ”
"I'm sorry, but I haven't included it yet. ”
Qin Yang is going to scold his mother, and lung cancer is not included?
But after thinking about it, Qin Yang calmed down again, after all, this lung cancer is a disease that is difficult to cure, once it can't be cured, according to the urine nature of the old knife, it will not be included 100%, he is a proud scientist.
"Well, it can't treat lung cancer, so it's not very useful to me. Qin Yang stood up and sighed: Alas, how can my mother's illness be cured?
Thinking of this, he called the old knife again.
The old knife lazily answered the phone: "Hey, are you teasing me again? I'm doing experiments now, and my phone is clipped between my neck and shoulders." ”
"Cut, let me ask you, when will you be able to treat cancer?"
"You think I don't want to! But cancer is not a cold, and if it is cured, it will be cured. The old knife pouted and said.
"When will you be able to update? My mom is still in a hurry to use it. ”
"It's not good to say, maybe a month or two, maybe three or four months, everything is not good. The old knife thought again: "That's right! There is a method to suppress cancer cells, although it cannot cure the root cause, but it is much better than ordinary radiation therapy." ”
"Alright! You can die. Qin Yang said that he was going to hang up the phone.
"Phew! Chat with your Dao Master, talk about every sentence, and be careful that Dao Ye will kill you next time. ”
Qin Yang suddenly drilled a bad idea in his mind, and said, "Old knife, look at what is behind you?"
"What could it be?" the old knife turned his head and saw that there was nothing, but when he heard a sound, he turned his head again, and immediately screamed in anger.
He used to hold the phone between his neck and shoulders, but as soon as he turned his head, he let go of the phone.
Pity this beloved modified mobile phone and fell into a water bath in front of him.
The temperature of ** ten degrees in the water bath, it is estimated that the mobile phone has been reimbursed.
"Qin Yang! you turtle grandson ....... ”
Qin Yang was happy and hung up his mobile phone: "Fight with me, you are still far away." ”
Putting down the phone, Qin Yang studied his new ability for a while, and felt very satisfied.
He walked up to the dragon girl, looked at her, and said casually, "Dragon girl, are you sick?" He wanted to practice with the dragon girl first.
"You're sick. The dragon girl was playing the game, and she didn't raise her head, so she replied.
"Holy shit! You're really sick. ”
The dragon lady ate a piece of fruit: "You are sick, you are sick, your whole family is sick." ”
"No!" Qin Yang did find out that the dragon girl was sick.
When he asked that sentence just now, a burst of information suddenly came to his mind: dysmenorrhea, irregular dysmenorrhea, mainly manifested in the cold abdomen, when it comes to menstruation, the pain is unbearable, and the flow increases abnormally.
"You have menstrual cramps!" Qin Yang shouted loudly.
The dragon girl's face darkened violently, and at the same time raised her head again: "Qin Yang, are you looking for me to cut you." ”
"Every time you have your period, the flow is still super high, and you feel the cold in your abdomen, and you have to realize the hot water bottle every time. Qin Yang said loudly.
The dragon girl's face turned red again, she hurriedly lowered her head, and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito, "You...... How do you know? Did you look at the sanitary bucket in the toilet?"
Not to mention, she really had her period today, and in the toilet, she also changed an aunt's towel.
The dragon girl even thought that Qin Yang had stolen her aunt's towel in the toilet and came to the conclusion.
"Phew, I'm a doctor, I have medical skills, can I do this kind of indiscriminate work?" Qin Yang is so smart? From the analysis of the other party's words, he understood that the dragon girl was in the period of menstruation.
He hurriedly pointed to the sofa: "Come, lie down, I'll give you a good look!"
"How do you look at this disease?" The dragon girl's menstrual affairs are indeed a lot of problems, but this kind of problem is somewhat embarrassing for a strange and familiar man to treat.
"Come, come, lie down. ”
"Do you really know how to cure it? You're not a second knife, are you? Don't get worse the more you treat. The dragon girl was anxious and suspicious.
Qin Yang shook his head: "Are you suspicious of me?"
"Of course, I have to doubt you. The dragon girl couldn't tell that Qin Yang was a doctor, she still kept the impression that Qin Yang peeked at the sanitary bucket, and tightly covered her long skirt and refused to be treated.
"Can I fool you? Seeing that the dragon girl was still unwilling, Qin Yang simply resorted to a big trick: "This is an order." ”
Qin Yang does have the right to give orders like the dragon girl, after all, she is an assistant and must strictly follow Qin Yang's orders.
Now that the words have been said and done, the dragon girl can only lie down immediately.
She closed her eyes and lay flat on the couch.
Qin Yang rubbed his hands: "Hehe, hey, hey,
He looked at the dragon girl's excellent figure and swallowed.
The dragon girl squinted her eyes, looking at Qin Yang's licking tongue, her heart was shrouded in a strong haze, she gritted her teeth and said, "If you use your command power and do something bad to me, I will sue you to a military court." ”
"Shut up, why is there so much nonsense?" Qin Yang snorted, and continued to stare at the dragon girl's long legs.