428. Jokes
Chinese New Year's Eve the organizer of this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is the Chinese Embassy in Ukraine, and the host of the dinner is Zhang Xiyun, the ambassador to Ukraine, who has changed the tradition of entertaining guests in the embassy in the past, and the venue has been changed to the Kiev International Hotel, and nearly 1,000 people attended the meeting, including leaders of the Ukrainian party, government and military, envoys of various countries in Ukraine, Chinese-funded institutions, overseas Chinese, and representatives of Chinese students. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhang Xiyun was beaming, he had never had such a scene, because it takes money to be arrogant!
In the embassies of other countries, overseas Chinese and Chinese-funded enterprises are generally more and more affluent, and the associations and various associations of overseas Chinese generally actively sponsor such embassy gatherings.
However, there are relatively few overseas Chinese in Ukraine, and there is no way to sponsor them, so in the past, the embassy paid for it itself, and the embassy's party has always been a small fight.
But this time is different from the past, because the wealthy rich Li provided sponsorship for this event, and Li He and the wealthy man chartered the Kiev International Hotel!
Li He saved them a sum of money, and they could do it more magnificently, of course the embassy was happy!
In order to keep up with the time in the 8th East Region of China, the time of the dinner was chosen at 5 o'clock in the afternoon Ukrainian time.
The hall is lit up with lights and beams to celebrate the Spring Festival of the Year of the Goat.
Ambassador Zhang Xiyun first delivered an enthusiastic speech in accordance with the rules. He praised the frequent exchanges between China and Ukraine in the past year, and the exchanges and cooperation in various fields continued to flourish. The event was not only a celebration of the Chinese New Year, but also a celebration of the traditional friendly relations between China and Ukraine.
Li He listened to it below and felt that it was all the opposite, the friendship was very good, and they Chinese had become world citizens and secretly moved to other people's homes.
At the reception, there was naturally a bouncing song and dance program.
Then, "Boom!" With a loud bang, the fireworks were like arrows, straight into the sky with a sharp breaking sky, whistling through the night, and when the whistle gradually lowered, boom, the sound shook the four fields, gorgeous Xuanmu.
Fireworks light up the night sky over the capital city of Kyiv.
Whether it is locals or foreigners, or Li and these people, they all flock to the streets to enjoy this rotten sky and night scene together.
This is the money sponsored by Li He from the country by air, and in the sound of more than ten minutes of sighing, more than one million yuan has been dropped.
Li He seemed to be the protagonist of this banquet, and Ukrainian Deputy Prime Minister Tiyakov personally raised a glass to Li He, "Mr. Li, a toast to friendship." ”
He thought of a Chinese, not far away, who came to Ukraine to send him money and benefits, and broke his heart for his pocket, what kind of spirit is this?
This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism!
A noble man, a pure man, a virtuous man, a man detached from low tastes, a man who is good for his fortune!
"Cheers. Li He smiled and raised his glass, the bureaucracy of this country was greedy from beginning to end, and the greed was endless. Later, the fourth president, Yushchenko, wanted to rectify corruption, first took a soft persimmon and fired all 230,000 traffic policemen across the country at one time.
Li He was also happy that they were greedy, and if they dared to accept it, he would dare to give it.
After the Spring Festival, everyone started their own work again, and Li He's daily work was to summarize everyone's information, and then decide which ones could be collected and which ones were not, and finally signed and transferred the money out.
Yuan Ming and the others didn't know where to get an old motor back, and after carrying it back to the room, a circle of people gathered around to watch.
Li He also stepped forward curiously to take a look, there were a lot of rust marks on it, only the rust on the nameplate had been worn off, "The German motor seems to be on the PCB drilling equipment." ”
Zhang Wenyu said, "This one was found in an old building of the Vilniusk drill bit factory, and it is broken. ”
Li He smiled and said, "Why do you take it back if it's broken?"
Liu Baoyong said excitedly, "If it's broken, we'll take it back to study it!" We want to know how the Germans built the 350,000-rpm high-speed motor!"
"The gap is huge. Li and follow these people, feel uncomfortable, the motor is a part of the machine tool, the domestic universal application of 60,000 rpm, the motor technology is still lying in the pit, he can only comfort, "Take your time, you will always catch up." ”
He said that he is not confident, the machine tool industry is difficult to catch up with simply by relocation, technology introduction, it must be in a large number of practice, basic data accumulation on the basis of continuous technological evolution, blindly rely on the introduction of the lack of the most basic research, accumulation.
Yuan Ming snapped his fingers and said, "Let's not talk about the others, let's not mention any system, packaging, and accuracy, let's just say that the simplest components in the components, relays, resistors, capacitors, diodes, and terminals are the simplest, which of us is qualified? The most hateful thing is that we have to import the simplest interface socket! Comrades, I feel ashamed to come out this time!"
It's better than not knowing, it's more frightening!
Liu Yiwei, secretary of the Electronic Information Group, said, "The technology of Eastern Europe is like this, let alone Britain and the United States, and it is impossible to compare." ”
Li He sighed, stood up and clapped his hands, "Okay, you don't have to sigh, isn't what we are doing here here to catch up, when we emptied the Superhard Materials Research Institute a few days ago, Comrade Zhang Wenyu, didn't you still say, we can at least make breakthroughs in functional components, and we can make things like double swing heads and angle milling heads ourselves in time." ”
Liu Baoyong and the others breathed a sigh of relief, they could only nod, after realizing this gap, everyone became more serious about digging up Soviet experts, as long as the heavyweight figures, they all went to invite them in person, and personally gave guaranteed treatment.
As long as you can hollow out the brains of these Soviet experts, it doesn't matter if you are your own father.
More and more people are coming from China, and the new Eurasian land bridge that has not yet been connected has been used by China, and this international railway traffic trunk line is basically the goods of the Chinese. Standing in front of the Kiev hotel, watching the people coming and going on the street, all yellow-skinned Chinese.
Recently, there have been several jokes, the Ukrainian Institute of Metal Research and the representatives of Masteel representatives of the Soviet Union cold-formed steel expert delegation to visit China, and the China Iron and Steel Research Institute of cold-formed steel reached a technical cooperation agreement, the Ukrainian delegation is excited to make a lot of money, but when they come back, they find that the people of their institute have run clean, and the laboratory and warehouse have been emptied by China's Jinling Rolling Mill.
The delegation of the Ukrainian Institute of Metal went to the Ukrainian government, and the Ukrainian government replied very clearly, you are going to Moscow, and your institute has always been under the control of Moscow.
The people from the Jinling Rolling Mill had not left at this time, and invited the group of people from the dejected delegation to come over. Kindly assure you that the Chinese people have opened their arms to you.
These people had no place, so they simply followed the people from the rolling mill.
In accordance with last year's visit plan, the vice governor of Ludong Province and the acting president of Ludong University led a delegation to visit the Ukrainian Institute of Superhard Materials.
They could only go to the embassy to inquire about the situation first, and after knowing that they were emptied by Liu Baoyong and others, Li Shucai, the president of Ludong University, was anxious on the spot, "Our school's crystal materials laboratory is a state key laboratory, and it is still under construction.
Liu Baoyong patted his chest and promised, "It's okay, it's not the same when you go to our Fifth Research Institute." ”
The Ludong delegation had no choice but to give up and return to China the next day.
The Blue Star Group, which mainly sells cleaning agents, also came, proudly showing off to everyone in the Kiev hotel that as long as 200,000 US dollars, you can buy equipment that originally required 2 million US dollars, taking a big advantage!
General Manager Ren Jianxin originally expected everyone to praise his negotiation skills, but there is no one among the Chinese who is so good at bargaining!
But everyone looked at them with the expressions of the two fools.
Besides, what kind of mental illness is this?
The Blue Star Group finally inquired and understood, and they were really two fools!
Under the guidance of the understanding person, Ren Jianxin decisively tore up the original contract and arranged for someone to send 20,000 US dollars to Dragontsov, chairman of the Soviet Productivity Committee, overnight. He couldn't believe it, and then he only spent $10,000 to buy the equipment.
He was dumbfounded, eye-opening, and said that he was not willing to return to China at all, and became a member of the permanent residence in Ukraine.