Shen Chu instantly felt that the most important profession for his baby son to do was to be a matchmaker. When he matched himself and Ji Li, he was not soft, and now he messed up the mandarin duck spectrum, and he didn't hesitate at all when he paired Ou Mengmeng and Ji Yu.

Ji Yu rejected Hei Tu's proposal almost instantly, and said two words decisively: "No." ”

Ou Mengmeng thinks that since she has already come, she can't just go back for nothing! After all, this is the first time Ou Mengmeng has camped in her life. What's more, she and Ji Yu's words haven't been made clear just now!

So......

"Why is Heitu so smart!Vice Mayor Ji, what can you do if you take me in for one night? Don't worry, I won't do anything to you, really, I swear!" Ou Mengmeng said, and really stretched out her finger and swore an oath.

Everyone present seemed to be surprised by Ou Mengmeng's initiative, after all, the first time Shen Chu and Ou Mengmeng met, Ou Mengmeng was wearing sexy pajamas in Ji Li's villa, openly discussing the problem of condoms with her......

What's more, in Ou Mengmeng's heart, Ji Yu is like her big brother next door, so I'm afraid that in Ou Mengmeng's heart, she doesn't treat Ji Yu as a man at all.

However, there is no doubt that Ji Yu is an iron-clad pure man, so when he refused Ou Mengmeng, he was not polite at all: "I'll send you back." ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and planned to pull Ou Mengmeng, at that moment, Ou Mengmeng was as flexible as a little squirrel, jumped behind Shen Chu in a second, and stretched out his hand to Ji Yu with a serious face: "Don't come here! ”

Shen Chu: "......"

Who was going to sleep in a tent with Ji Yu just now?

Ji Yu stood in place, looking at Ou Mengmeng a little helplessly: "When you want to live in a tent with me, why didn't you think that men and women would not kiss?"

"Because you're my brother!" Ou Mengmeng replied confidently.

Ji Yu's face darkened instantly, and then he looked at Ou Mengmeng with a condensed expression, and asked, "Is it because your brother can't hold your hand anymore?"

"Holding the hand of the son and growing old with the son, how important the hand is. "Ou Mengmeng has a specialty, that is, whenever he breaks blindly, he can make people speechless.

However, Ji Yu's specialty is that Ou Mengmeng is speechless, so Ji Yu replied directly: "Ten years of cultivation can be crossed in the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation can be spent sleeping together." Doesn't the bed matter?"

"I'm not in bed, what do I do to you......" Ou Mengmeng's voice became weaker and weaker.

For the sake of Ji Yu's eyes getting darker and darker, Ou Mengmeng proposed in a low voice and with a weak heart: "Otherwise...... Deal...... I slept with Shen Chu, and you can sleep with Brother Li and Heitu......"

"No, Mrs. Ji is mine. Ji Li directly and simply objected.

He also looked in the direction of Ji Yu, raised his eyebrows, and had an expression of 'brother, I can only help you get here'.

Ji Yu directly responded to Ji Li's contempt, then turned around and threw the car key to Ou Mengmeng: "Go to the car and sleep." ”

With that, he turned around and went into the tent.

Ou Mengmeng didn't want to sleep in the car alone, in the wilderness, sleeping alone in the car, so far away. When the time comes, what should we do if we call the heavens and the earth and the earth not spiritual?

Thinking of this, Ou Mengmeng grabbed the black soil in one hand: "Baby, go, Aunt Ermeng will take you to your second uncle's boudoir to visit." ”

No matter how stupid Heitu is, he knows that Aunt Ermeng must have ulterior motives, not to mention that he is not stupid, so ......

"I'm not going, I'm going to sleep next to my house. Heitu insisted on saying decisively.

Ou Mengmeng exerted her three-inch tongue, squatted down and said to the black soil: "Baby, you have to sleep with Aunt Ermeng next to the second uncle tonight, in this way, your father will have the opportunity to give you a little black soil with your family, understand?"

Heitu shook his head: "I don't understand, I'm with them, can't they give birth?"

"Of course you can't be born, this kind of thing can only be born when a man and a woman are alone. Ou Mengmeng racked her brains and tried her best to speak as pure and easy to understand.

Hei Tu nodded as if he didn't understand.

Ou Mengmeng thought that Heitu had agreed, so she excitedly grabbed Heitu and planned to take her to Ji Yu's tent to lie overnight.

In fact, Ou Mengmeng thinks so, in case Ji Feathers go crazy for a while, he can finally extinguish the fire for the sake of the black soil.

That's why Ou Mengmeng wants to pull the black soil as a shield.

It's just that he didn't expect Heitu to suddenly pause, and then looked at Ou Mengmeng with his innocent and cute little expression and asked, "A man and a woman can have a baby?"

......: "Why is Heitu so curious about this kind of thing?"

Ou Mengmeng nodded helplessly: "Yes, as long as both parties are healthy, there will be no problem......"

In fact, what she means is that as long as the other party has no hidden disease, then there is probably no problem.

"Then are you in good health?" Hei Tu looked at Ou Mengmeng expectantly.

Ou Mengmeng intuitively felt that this question was not a good question, so she nodded vigilantly, and after nodding, she asked Hei Tu: "Why are you asking this?"

"The second uncle's physical examination report Heitu saw it last time, and the second uncle is very healthy! Aunt Ermeng can have a baby with the second uncle. Dad said to Chu Chu that it is very likely that Heitu has no brothers and sisters, so the children born to Aunt Er Meng and Er Uncle are also younger brothers and sisters of Heitu. Hei Tu looked at Ou Mengmeng with a serious and serious face.

I didn't see Ou Mengmeng's embarrassed look at all, and Hei Tu was talking very energetically.

Originally, Ou Mengmeng brought black soil to relieve the embarrassment. But just at Hei Tu's words, Ou Mengmeng suddenly felt that it might be counterproductive. So he simply abandoned the black soil directly, and went straight to Ji Yu's tent with a cheeky face.

Hei Tu looked back at Ji Li and Shen Chu with an innocent face, and asked, "Did I say something wrong? Why did Aunt Ermeng run away?"

Ji Li shook his head decisively: "My son is right." ”

Shen Chu glared at the man helplessly: "You call misleading children." ”

"Theoretically, if Ji Yu and Meng Meng are combined, they can indeed give birth to a baby, to be precise, Ji Yu and Meng Meng's children are indeed the younger brothers and sisters of Heitu. Isn't it, wife?" Ji Yu asked Shen Chu.

Shen Chu was speechless, and simply took the fleshy little paws of the black soil and said, "Son, let's sleep inside the tent tonight, let my father sleep outside the tent, right?"

"What if Dad is taken away by a monster?" asked Kuroto with a worried expression.

Shen Chu replied: "Then we can only rely on each other." ”

The little guy's expression looked a little sad, and after thinking deeply for a few seconds, the little guy seemed to have finally made up his mind, and looked at Ji Li with a resolute and sad expression: "Dad, don't worry, I will take good care of my family, you must not be taken away by the monster!"

Ji Li: "......"

He now seriously suspected that this son was not his own!

Bent down and picked up the black soil directly from the ground, and then reached out and flicked the little guy's head: "Son, Dad taught you, in general, in this case, you should let Dad and I go into the tent to sleep with your family, you know?"

Hei Tu pursed his lips and said without hesitation at all: "I don't know." It's been a long time since I've slept next to my house, and I'm not happy if you hold my warm quilt every day. ”

After speaking, the little guy's head twisted, and he was arrogant in an instant.

"......" Shen Chu looked at the baby black soil in Ji Li's arms, a little speechless. She just wants to know where this kid learned his ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open, and you must know that even if she didn't marry Ji Li, this kid hasn't slept with her since he was three years old, right?

I didn't expect Heitu to think so in his heart, Ji Li looked at the little guy with a loving face: "Let you sleep in the middle tonight." ”

"My family said at the beginning that you would sleep outside the tent tonight. There was a smug smile on the little face of the black soil nipple face.

Ji Li didn't say a word, and turned around with the black soil in his arms.

The black soil in Ji Li's arms hurriedly turned around and pointed to his tent: "Dad, that's the nest over there." ”

"Send you to your second uncle to see the battle of the century between your second uncle and your second aunt, so as not to affect the initial relationship between me and your family. Others say that her daughter is a caring little padded jacket and her father's little lover in her last life, but Ji Li only knows that her son is not only a grinding goblin, but also the most difficult rival to deal with.

If you want the black soil to follow the second uncle, who is as cold as the central air conditioner, it is better to compete with your father for favor here!

Thinking of this, Hei Tu hugged Ji Li's neck tightly: "Dad, for the sake of your handsomeness." I'll sleep next to you, and you'll sleep next to my house, okay?"

Shen Chu snorted and laughed, sure enough, Jiang was still old and spicy.

in another tent.

Ou Mengmeng unzipped the tent in a gray way, all kinds of caution.

Ji Yu, who was undressing, had just taken off his shirt when he heard the sound of rustling outside the tent.

Ou Mengmeng sneakily pulled the tent zipper halfway, and suddenly the entire tent zipper was pulled from the inside.

Ou Mengmeng, who was a thief, raised her head, and her eyes were just opposite to Ji Yu's eyes.

Looking at Ji Yu's condensed expression, the next move was to carry Ou Mengmeng out like a chicken. Ou Mengmeng was killed and didn't want to live in a tent, so he didn't think about it, his body was more honest than his brain, and he directly regarded himself as a launcher and threw himself into Ji Yu.

Although according to Ou Mengmeng's ability, there is no way to knock Ji Yu down, but Ji Yu is completely defenseless against Ou Mengmeng's sudden shocking move.

So he was directly thrown into the tent by Ou Mengmeng.

If it comes, it will be safe.

Ou Mengmeng quickly turned around and closed the zipper of the tent, and then turned around and hugged Ji Yu's thigh: "I'm not leaving, don't you want to drive me away, I won't leave if I am killed!!"