Ximenqing asked about the rules of the competition again, and the venue of the competition will rotate between the two islands, and this year it will be on the island. It is said that there was an old man of Bermuda wisdom who presided over the debate every year. The old man's name was "Bai Murong", male, age unknown, speaking Shandong dialect, and every year whales sat from the bottom of the sea. The debaters on both sides draw lots to decide the order of speech, and the old man is the last to judge. The old man Bermurong may have his own opinion on the debate, and whoever approaches his opinion will win; sometimes the old man does not have his own opinion on the debate, so it depends on who can convince the old man on both sides.

As for the debate, they are all philosophical ultimate questions, such as: "Which is the biggest?", "Is there a chicken or an egg?", "Who will you save first when your mother and your wife fall into the river at the same time?" and so on.

Ximenqing carefully analyzed the rules of the game, and he felt that this was his strong point. The old man Bai Murong finally spoke to judge, the debater didn't know his opinion before, this is the key to the problem, but this is also what Ximenqing is best at, he is the deputy general manager of the company, when the meeting is held, he has to speak in front of the general manager, and the general manager finally speaks to say his opinion, so every time he meets to discuss the plan, Ximenqing can always affirm the various plans, and do not say yes, and criticize and can't hear the words of criticism, when the general manager finally says his opinion, the participants have a feeling that Ximenqing's opinion is the same as the general manager's opinion, and the general manager also feels so, because Ximenqing peeks at the general manager when he speaks, and he is always nodding。

Then go on your own, Ximenqing decided to save the Henan islanders from fire and water!

On match day, the sky is clear. The cheerleaders on both sides have a strong lineup. Tianjin's speech was full of laughter and arrogance: "Jiebi Ma! Jiebi Ma! Do you still use Bibi? They will definitely jump into the sea." The sigh of the Henan dialect also poured straight into the ears: "I can't see it, I can't get it, I can't get it, I can't get it."

While they were talking, a mountain rose in the distance on the sea, a blue hill, moving slowly. The referee, the wise old man Bai Murong rode a blue whale, with white all over his body, crane hair, and five willow long hairs floating on his chest, a fairy wind bone.

The debaters on both sides bowed to Bermurong, and the audience resounded with cheers from Henan dialect and Tianjin dialect.

Bermurong announced the first question: Is there more hair on the horse's tail? Or are there more scales on the fish?

Ximenqing drew the first answer sign, he used fluent Northeast dialect, from the stock, loss, and increment of horsetail and fish scales, Bermurong nodded again and again, and finally Ximenqing's magical summary began, everyone on the field who thinks that the horsetail has more hair, feel that Ximenqing's arguments are consistent with themselves, and all the people on the field who think that there are many fish scales, also feel that Ximenqing's arguments are consistent with themselves.

The debater from Tianjin Island came on the stage, and said simply: "I still need to say, it must be Ma Yiba Maoduo." ”

Bermurong directly announced that Ximen Qingsheng. It seems that Bermurong has his own opinion, he thinks that there are more fish scales, and when he listens to Ximenqing's speech, he seems to think that Ximenqing thinks there are more fish scales.

Bermurong announced the second question: "Fish and shrimp can swim, but fish have no legs, shrimp have legs, so why can fish also swim?"

Ximenqing keenly discovered that there was a terrible trap here. If you have a tail around the fish, so you can swim, but the shrimp also have a tail, then what do you need your feet for? In this way, you have to spend time explaining the role of the shrimp's feet, and you end up not answering the question of why the fish swim.

Ximenqing began to argue from the meaning of swimming, which is divided into ten big points, and each big point is divided into ten small points. In the end, everyone in the audience felt that swimming is too important, everyone must know how to swim, and if the fish can't swim, then they must learn. Gao Ming lies in the fact that Ximenqing never said in his speech that fish can't swim, and fish must learn to swim.

Tianjin Island debater, he was obviously infected by Ximenqing, and he said: "How can a fish swim? ”

Bai Murong was furious, a fish can't swim? Is that still a fish? The IQ of these Tianjin dialect debaters is too low. However, Bermurong was still self-contained, and he praised the debaters on both sides at the same time, and then declared the Northeast debaters in Henan Province to win. Because of the best-of-three games, Henan Island won today's game. Regarding the five-year big score, Tianjin temporarily led 2-1.

The cheerleaders of Henan Island were jubilant, and they rushed into the arena and cheered Ximenqing and Bermurong.

Bermurong has already seen that according to the strength of the players on both sides, the last people to jump into the sea should be those people on Tianjin Island. He is old, and he intends to pass the referee position to Ximenqing. Ximenqing also wants to be on the throne, so everyone on Henan Island will often see Ximenqing and Bermurong in and out of pairs.

Ximenqing and Jiaona's marriage, the owner of Henan Island no longer dared to object, and his daughter washed her face with tears all day long. In order to curry favor with Bai Murong, Ximen Qing changed his name, combined the name of the male god in his heart and the name of Bai Murong into one, and called himself "Murong Wu Neng".

A month later, Murong Wuneng took over the position of referee, so from next year, he will be both an athlete and a referee, which frightened Tianjin Island.

Murong Wu was able to find the owners of the two islands, and everyone discussed, and the competition was postponed indefinitely.

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