Chapter 30: I bless you
Yuan Li returned to the dormitory at half past ten, he turned off the lights and lay on the bed, thinking about today's performance on the stage, and fell asleep contentedly.
The next day, Yuan Li was woken up by a knock on the door.
He kicked and took off his shoes to open the door with sleepy eyes, and found Fat Tiger standing in the door with his hands on his chest.
"Brother Li, you're still sleeping. ”
Fat Tiger walked into the dormitory and said babblingly: "It's all three poles a day." ”
Yuan Li lit a cigarette, looked at the fat tiger with a shiny face and refreshed face, and teased:
"Oh, last night was good!
You kid is so righteous, leave me and run away, the guy who is heavy on color and light on friends. ”
When the fat tiger heard this, he hurriedly put on a smiling face:
"Oh, Brother Li, it was indeed my brother who did something wrong last night, you don't care about the villain. ”
Yuan Li waved his hand and said lightly:
"Don't tell me about those useless things, just come and come to me early in the morning to find out what to do. ”
The fat tiger raised his eyebrows,
Explained: "Of course, it's for the finals of the basketball game!
Brother Li, we defeated the champion of the previous session in the first round, so we directly advanced to the finals, and this afternoon is the finals. ”
"Oh. ”
Yuan Li nodded,
said casually: "Which major will you play against in the finals?"
The fat tiger waved the smoke in front of him and said:
"Software class, although the strength should not be underestimated, but they are still too tender in the face of Brother Li. ”
"Alright, I got it. ”
Yuan Li waved his hand and issued an eviction order:
"I'll go over this afternoon, where are you cool now, I'll catch up on sleep. ”
With that, Yuan Li grabbed the fat tiger and pushed it out of the dormitory.
After locking the door, he continued to lie on the bed and fell asleep.
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1:50 p.m.
Yuan Li came to the basketball court, and at this time, the basketball court was full of people.
Obviously, everyone still wants to see who will win this year's basketball game.
I have to say that since Yuan Li showed his skills in the preliminary round, a group of little fans led by Yingying spontaneously formed a cheerleading team.
It can be seen that Yuanli's popularity at Tunghai University is now different from what it used to be.
Looking at the crooked melons and cracked dates, holding the banner "Yuanli Yuanli I love you, just like a shell Lang loves dung sludge", Yuanli couldn't help but shudder.
I'm a good girl, where have the little fairies of Tunghai University gone, why are they all a group of old women, and your banner can't be made a little fresher!
"Brother Li, behave well later. ”
Fat Tiger helped Yuan Li pinch his shoulders and said with a smile:
"Hehe, our school attaches great importance to this finals, so we specially invited a professional basketball player as the referee this time. ”
When Yuan Li heard this, he looked around left and right,
Wondering, he said, "Where? Why didn't I see it?" ”
Fat Tiger pouted and replied:
After all, it was the referee who our school spent a lot of money to invite. ”
At 1:59 a.m., with one minute left before the game, the players from both sides were already in the center of the field.
At this time,
Suddenly, a voice rang out:
"First, absolutely not to be rash;
Second, there is absolutely no omission in judging any bad thing, and third, the absolute judgment is fair and beautiful.
Zhang Lang, a professional basketball player and the referee of the finals, came to meet him. ”
As the words fell, a tall man with a horn in his hand slowly walked into the basketball court.
Yuan Li had a black line: "Cockroaches, are they reliable!"
The onlookers were also dumbfounded when they heard Zhang Lang's unique opening remarks, and they all stood on tiptoe.
Zhang Lang coughed twice, and said to the players on both sides with a serious face:
"I think you all know the rules of the game,
Now that the hour has come, everyone is ready, and I declare that the finals are officially ......"
"Teacher, excuse me. ”
The captain of the software class suddenly raised his arm and interrupted, "We decided to abstain. ”
As soon as these words came out, it was like hitting a big splash on the calm water, causing ripples.
Yuan Li was stunned, the onlookers were stunned, and Zhang Lang, who came all the way to be the referee, couldn't be more confused.
After the software class left such a sentence, he left without looking back.
The onlookers also shook their heads helplessly, muttering "really disappointed" and dispersed.
At this time, Zhang Lang wanted to cry without tears, looking at the software team members who were gradually moving away, Zhang Lang's throat was sweet, and he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Don't go, buddy!
I got up at six o'clock this morning to clean up, and it took a few hours of bumpy bus rides all the way to get here, for the hairy ...... It's over before it starts?
The reason why the software class made this decision was nothing more than that they saw the power of Yuanli in the preliminary round, and they thought that they were not Yuanli's opponents, and it was better to directly abstain and be decent than to be abused on the court.
The nurse class inexplicably won the championship of the finals, and everyone shouted excitedly.
Yuan Li did not stay to share the joy of victory with Fat Tiger and others, since the software class abstained, he also saved his strength, so he quietly left the basketball court alone, planning to go to the small park to find Ma Piao to play chess.
"Yo, isn't this our school's big celebrity Yuan Li. ”
Yuan Li, who was swiping his mobile phone with his head down, heard the harsh and familiar words, frowned and looked up, and found that Xiaomei was standing opposite him with a boy's arm.
Yuan Li didn't even look at it, turned sideways and continued to walk forward.
"Hey, don't go. ”
The boy also moved his footsteps, blocked Yuan Li, and said contemptuously:
"Don't be in a hurry to go, I heard that you are Xiaomei's ex-boyfriend, get to know you. ”
Xiaomei covered her mouth and smiled, and said:
"Don't talk nonsense, my dear, he's just a jack, not even a spare tire. ”
Yuan Li squeezed out a smile,
Gritted his teeth and said:
"If you're trying to mock me, or if you're trying to humiliate me, I'm sorry to disappoint you. ”
With that, Yuan Li took a step, directly bumped into the boy who was blocking him, and walked forward.
"Yuan Li, what is your attitude!"
Xiaomei stomped her feet and shouted towards Yuan Li's back:
"Don't think that you can be seen now that you are a little famous in school, do you know who my current boyfriend is, you should have heard of the name Ye Wen!
I'm telling you, he's taller than you, more handsome than you, and richer than you, I don't mean anything else, I just think we can still be friends after we break up, and you should bless us. ”
"Yes, I bless you. ”
Yuan Li stopped, turned to look at Ye Wen who was hugged by Xiaomei, the corners of his mouth rose, and said:
"Dude, I wish you infertility and a great house of children and grandchildren.
I don't care if you like to wear broken shoes, but I'll kindly remind you that it's okay to look up more, because maybe one day you'll have the prairie above your head. ”