Seeing the chairman go crazy, everyone was confused, what is the situation.

"Hao Bin, what did you do as the director of the marketing department, tell me how many people there are in your local push army, say, why don't you speak, I'll help you say, your land push army has 380,000 people, and YY has been online for two days, only 300,000 registrations, that is to say, your land push army took two days to develop a user for me, even a pig will not only have this result, you are still there proud, what face do you have to be proud, I spent so much money to raise the land push army, you will use this bad performance to return to me, as long as the people under your hands sell a little, it is not this performance, you still have the face to sit here, I am ashamed of you。 ”

"From now on, you will personally go down to run the business for me, when will there be 50 million registered users, when will you report back to the company, or you won't come back, I don't raise pigs here." ”

Hao Bin's face was flushed, but if you think about it carefully, you obviously have more than 300,000 push troops, even if everyone promotes 10 registered users every day, there should be 6 million registered users in two days, why do you only launch 300,000 users in two days, and you still think that your results are very good.

"Chairman, I promise you, I will immediately go down to the front line to promote, ten days, chairman, you give me ten days, if I can't do 50 million registered users, I won't come back to see you," Hao Bin said to Lin Ye with red eyes, shame, shame, shame, I have never been so ashamed, looking at the kind of eyes that everyone looks at themselves, it is obvious that I am better than you to do.

"Mr. Yang, why didn't you hear your report on the follow-up development of YY in your R&D department. ”

"This, chairman, according to your request, most of the department's personnel will be transferred to develop Counter-Strike, so there is no manpower to do the follow-up development here. ”

"Touch, the big ice cube slapped the table with one hand, and asked loudly, there are not enough personnel here, there are not enough personnel there, I asked you to come to find a reason for me, no one will you go to the personnel department to ask for people, I didn't give you money, or the personnel department didn't give you people. ”

"Mr. Zheng, is it Mr. Yang's important person, you didn't give Mr. Yang the back leg of the company. ”

Zheng Qiang replied a little speechlessly, "We have not received an application for employment from the R&D department, so there is no recruitment now." ”

Big Ice turned his head to look at Yang Yu, "What else do you have to say?" ”

Yang Yu blushed and bowed his head, "I'm sorry chairman, it's me who didn't do my job." ”

"Who gave you the right to suspend the project, you know how much you delay the company, how much the company will lose, I only have one request, I can't stop as long as I arrange the project, no one is looking for someone from the personnel department, there is no money to go to the finance department to ask for money, YY's follow-up development will resume immediately, Counter-Strike and Red Alert will also immediately organize personnel to develop, I want to see the results in the fastest time, I understand no." ”

"Yes, Chairman. ”

"Mr. Zheng, what's going on with your administration, don't you even know the most basic interest courtesy, have you seen which company's front desk receptionist sits on the seat and puts on makeup, and how long have we been meeting here, no one poured a glass of water from beginning to end, is it that I paid to invite back some uncles who can't work. ”

"Chairman, I'll improve it right away. ”

"There is also Mr. Lin from the Finance Department, I want to know what these two reception fees are, who the company has received, who reimbursed him, and threw over a document after speaking. ”

Lin Li, the financial director, carefully picked up the document and saw that there were two expenses of 2,000 yuan in total, with the reception fee of the marketing department written on the letterhead, and the signature was his subordinate.

"I'm sorry, sensible, these two sums of money didn't go through my hands, and I don't know very well, I'll check it out right away. ”

"I trust you and let you be in charge of finance, that's how you audit the accounts, and sign without looking at it, is it possible to sign for any few cats and dogs. ”

"After Jiaqi dismisses the meeting, you and Mr. Lin go back to check for me, we won't lose a point for what should be spent, and whoever shouldn't spend it will make up for it for me, forget it this time, and you will resign yourself next time." ”

"The meeting was adjourned. ”

Watching Lin Ye walk out of the conference room, everyone exhaled, it was too scary, a little out of breath, what happened to the chairman today, it was completely two people as usual.

Since the chairman of the board of directors was in a meeting, he scolded all the management fiercely, and soon the company reported that the chairman was actually a cold-faced Hades, who was pretended to be before, and now his nature has leaked out.

"Mr. Sun, come to my office. ”

After a while, Sun Yifeng knocked on the door and came in, "Yezi, you are looking for me." ”

"Well, call me chairman or Mr. Lin in the company, and see what you say. ”

"No, Noko, who is with whom. ”

"It's not a matter of relationship, it's that the company has to look like a company, and whatever you want after work. ”

"Okay, chairman, do you have something to do with me? ”

"Now there is one thing that you need to do, you now go and contact a few writers, edit a few online romances, and then find a few newspapers to report on it and hype it up. ”

"Ah, Yezi, no, chairman, what is online dating. ”

Da Bing covered his forehead a little speechlessly, "It's through YY chatting and falling in love, and let's go to reality to meet together, write a few more styles." ”

"Oh, okay, I'll do it. ”

"Wait, I remember that I seem to have an article here, you can take it and publish it, I'll look for it, I remember that Noko wrote these things, I don't know if I brought them here. ”

"Yes, this is for you, you can also hype it up. ”

In the next few days, there were a lot of weird words on the Internet, many people didn't understand what they were saying at first, and netizens who were more curious than everything began to dig non-stop, and finally knew the "first intimate contact" and also knew the story of the ruffian Cai and the light dance.

If I have 10 million, I can buy a house, I have 10 million, no, so I still don't have a house, if I have wings, I can fly, do I have wings, no, so I can't fly, if I pour out the water of the whole ocean, I can't extinguish the flame of my love for you, the water of the whole ocean is poured out, no, so I don't love you.

If I have one more day to live, that day I want to be your girlfriend, do I have another day to live, no, so, it's a pity, I'm still not your girlfriend in this life, if I have wings, I'm going to fly down from heaven to see you, do I have wings, no, so, unfortunately, I can't see you again, if I pour out the water of the whole bathtub, I can't extinguish the flame of my love for you, the water of the whole bathtub can be poured out, yes, yes, I love you.

Everyone knew about such two people.

No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you, I have always been there, in front of you, in your shadow, quietly waiting for you on the platform, waiting for your ruffian Cai.

I danced gently, in the crowd, you cast strange eyes, surprised, admired, did not make my dance steps messy, because what made me fly was not your gaze, but my young heart, I was dancing lightly.

To be honest, Da Bing didn't expect that what Noko wrote would have such a big reaction, and all the hot spots on the Internet in the past few days were the first intimate contact.

I don't know how many boys and girls are crazy about it, and they all want to meet a ruffian Cai or Dancing Flying of their own in the YY world.

Wang Feng is an Internet café administrator, since he heard about the first intimate contact, he was moved to the uproar, every day to use the work, on the Internet to collect all the information about the first intimate contact, at this time Wang Feng's girlfriend brought him food, saw Wang Feng smoking, some complaining said, "Why did you start smoking again, didn't you promise not to smoke anymore." ”

Wang Fengtou, who was watching the fascination, didn't answer, "Brother is not smoking, it's lonely." ”

A few people who were familiar with Wang Feng next to him laughed.

Wang Feng, who reacted, looked up and saw that it was his girlfriend, and put out the cigarette with a bright smile, "You are here, I was a little fascinated by what I saw just now, and I smoked unconsciously." ”

My girlfriend asked a little strangely, "What are you looking at so fascinating?" ”

A group of friends from Internet cafes on the side replied together, "The first intimate contact, your man wants to find Qingwu Feiyang, hahaha." ”

My girlfriend knew it was a joke, but she was still a little curious, "You go to dinner first, I'll take a look at anything, it's okay not to look at it, I didn't stop when I saw it, I cried while watching, Wang Feng kept persuading on the side, don't cry, others don't see it well, it's like I'm bullying you." ”

Wang Feng watched his girlfriend cry for a while and gradually stopped crying, and just wanted to say two words of comfort, who knew that at this time his girlfriend spoke, "Wang Feng, let's break up." ”