Li Qing drank nearly half a box of mineral water, and his stomach was also uncomfortable, so he approached the bushes on the side of the road, and quickly found a place to prepare.

As soon as he unbuttoned his pants, Li Qing craned his neck and looked out, only to see that the young officer who had just lost his temper at Qin Wuchao also took advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention and walked into the woods in the other direction.

With a roll of his eyes, Li Qing finished urinating, lifted his pants and swayed in that direction.

"Captain, what about Qin Wuchao?" asked Master Deng as he stood on the side of the road.

"I didn't see it, who knows where to run and dump his little bits and pieces. Li Qing waved his hand, crossed the road, and walked into the grove over there. Li Qing walked about twenty or thirty meters away, when he suddenly heard the sound of branches and leaves, turned his head suddenly, and saw the young officer standing up from behind a cluster of trees with a red face, as if he was quite panicked.

Li Qing grinned: "Yo, what are you doing with such a coincidence?"

"Uh... Make it easy. The young officer's face was embarrassed.

"Oh. Li Qing nodded and looked him up and down, "I forgot, what's your name?"

"My surname is Liu, Liu... Just call me Xiao Liu. ”

Li Qing stared at the young man in front of him with clear eyebrows with a smile: "What's the matter? You even forgot your name? Take out your ID and take a look for yourself, don't report the wrong name." ”

The young officer's face turned cold in an instant: "What do you mean?

"No, no, how could I have that guts. Li Qing raised her eyebrows, "Aren't you peeing?" Come on, come on, I'm just going to pee too, let's do it together." ”

"I'll change places. The young officer said, turning and leaving.

Li Qing stared at his back and sneered: "They are all big men, what are you afraid of? What's the matter? Your urine method is not the same as mine? Could it be that I am standing and you are squatting?"

The young officer's body stiffened for a moment, and when he turned around, a smile that was almost weird swelled out: "When have you ever seen a man squatting and peeing?"

"I haven't seen it, but it's hard to say whether you're a man or not, unless you prove it on the spot. ”

"It's sick. The young officer glared at Li Qing, "Don't you feel disgusting?"

Li Qing smiled and shook his head: "You don't understand, men standing together and peeing can be regarded as an expression of great friendship." Even your own life/root is under your nose, what else can't you share?"

"So, you want to cultivate a great friendship with me?" the young officer sneered, and then walked over to Li Qing's side, "Okay. ”

Li Qing pretended to untie his belt, turned his head and saw that the young officer was standing there without the slightest movement, and he didn't know: "Can you pee if you don't untie your pants?" or can't you untie your belt? Do you want me to help you?"

"I have my own hands and feet, and I don't need you to help. The young officer said, reaching out and unfastening his belt.

Li Qing stared at his indifferent appearance, his face changed slightly, could it be that he had misjudged? Then what he did today was really a bit perverted, as if he was painstakingly trying to see a man's life/root.

But in the next moment, Li Qing knew that his judgment was not wrong. After the young officer untied the belt, he suddenly pulled the belt out of his waist, and then rolled it up to Li Qing's neck.

The distance between the two people was too close, Li Qing turned slightly to the side, but he still didn't dodge, he was wrapped around his neck by this belt, and immediately dragged a stumbling and fell to the ground diagonally.

"I knew you had a ghost!" Li Qing raised his hand and grabbed the belt to break it, so as not to tighten it again and break his neck, and then propped up his other hand on the ground, wanting to volley up.

As a result, the young officer's technique was quite crisp, firmly grasping the belt buckle and picking Li Qing up like picking up something. This military belt is quite strong, and Li Qing spun around in mid-air before falling to the ground again. The young officer didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he stepped on it when he raised his foot, and the most devastating thing about Li Qing was that the place where he put his foot was only limited to Li Qing's face and crotch.

"Is there such a big feud between the two of us?" Li Qing grabbed the young officer's foot with his arm, "Have you made enough trouble?"

"Nope. The young officer grinded his teeth, and then stepped on it again, "Did you do it on purpose? This is the second time you've peeked at me!"

"Where did I peek? I didn't even see half of your ass!"

"Indecent!"

Li Qing pondered that he couldn't always be pressed to the ground and beaten by this goblin, so he took advantage of the young officer's inattention, tripped him with a sweep, and then rolled over and pressed directly on him.

The young officer struggled hard, but he didn't push Li Qing away, he could only pant under his pressure, and glared at Li Qing with a disgruntled face: "Let go of me." ”

"Have you fought enough?" Li Qing ripped off his belt, stared at that cheek and said with a grin, "Tell me about you, it's hard not to doubt that you're still so thin and tender in pretending to be a man." ”

The young officer rolled his eyes: "I didn't see you find out when I sent you to the Acropolis." ”

"At that time, I was so bored, how could I have any other thoughts. But seriously, your disguise this time was too successful, if it weren't for the fact that you behaved a little abnormally towards Qin Wuchao in the car, I wouldn't have suspected you at all. ”

"Captain, Captain, I caught a rabbit!"

Li Qing was stunned, turned his head suddenly, and saw that Qin Wuchao had already rushed over, carrying a fat and big gray rabbit in his hand, with an excited face.

However, when Qin Wuchao rushed closer and looked at the two people entangled in the grass at the moment, the smile on his face instantly froze.

"Holy!" Qin Wuchao's eyes widened, and as soon as he let go in fright, the rabbit fell to the ground, shook its head, and disappeared directly into the bushes.

"You two... Two men..."'s face turned pale, Qin Wuchao was so frightened that he retreated again and again, "Captain, I didn't expect... I didn't expect that... If my sister-in-law knew about this, I wouldn't dare to think about it. ”

Li Qing's heart was furious, and he opened his mouth and scolded: "What the hell did I let you pee, who told you to catch rabbits!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm leaving. Qin Wuchao turned around and ran, "Captain, don't worry, I won't tell anyone else..."

"Get back!" Li Qing said hurriedly, "It's not what you think!"

Qin Wuchao turned his head: "Damn, you even untied your pants, what do you want? If I come one step too late, the chrysanthemums will be all over the mountain!"

Li Qing hurriedly stretched out her hand and lifted her pants seriously: "She's a woman..."

"You fool the devil away! I said how did you always protect him all the way, you don't even want a brother in order to eat a little fresh meat! If it's a woman, forget it, the key is that he's still a man, how can you like a man! When did your taste become so irritable?"

The young officer sat up from the ground, his arms wrapped around his knees, his face flushed, and his voice suddenly changed tone: "Qin Wuchao, if you say one more word, I will tear your mouth apart." ”

This voice is completely different from the previous one, the voice is crisp and pleasant, obviously from the mouth of a woman.

"Is it really a woman?" Qin Wuchao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came back to his senses and shouted loudly: "Gu Yue, why are you a plague god again!"

Li Qing coughed lightly, walked over and pressed Qin Wuchao's shoulder, turned his head and said, "Qin Wuchao and I will wait for you in the car." ”

"Captain, captain... This... Why is it her again? My heart is devastated..."

"Hurry up, or she'll really go crazy." Li Qing lowered his voice and muttered, dragging Qin Wuchao away...

Half an hour later, on the car to Daqianpo, Qin Wuchao climbed the front seat, stared at the young officer's cheek tightly, and sighed in amazement: "This disguise technique is really amazing! Captain, look at it, it's like a living one..."

"Can you be honest? How can you talk?" Li Qingyi stretched out his hand and pulled Qin Wuchao down, and then asked cautiously, "Are you going to go with us this time?"

"If you want me to help, you get down on your knees and beg me. ”

Wen Yang snorted angrily: "Stalking and following us, and playing big names..."

The young officer stretched out his hand and walked around the back of the seat and grabbed Wen Yang's ear directly: "Where did you run out of the wild child?

"Oops, it hurts!You let go!" Wen Yang shouted impatiently, "Gu Yue! Don't go too far! Believe it or not, I reached out and tore off your face!"

snorted, Gu Yue didn't dare to provoke Wen Yang, so she simply took advantage of it and let go, and then glared at the driver whose muscles were twitching on his face: "Drive your car well, don't look around." ”

"Then can you help me?" Li Qing asked helplessly, "Xie Yuyan has already entered the mountain, and she is also looking for you." ”

Gu Yue straightened her hat and said lightly: "I don't like that woman, it's too ruthless, and she restrains me, so let her be busy by herself." ”

Li Qing's eyes suddenly burst into a flash of brilliance, he knew very well that if Gu Yue could help, the success rate of this operation would undoubtedly be more than doubled, so he immediately couldn't wait to ask, "Then are you willing to help me?"

Qin Wuchao said a lot on the side: "Captain, aren't you asking nonsense, Gu Yue is here, can she help you?"

Turning his head to look at Li Qing, Gu Yue said angrily: "Li Qing, this is not your own business, what I can do is quite limited." ”

"I see. Li Qing nodded, his worries were finally confirmed, "What if Zhong Ruoxi invites you?"

"That's going to see where she can go. Gu Yue pondered for a moment before replying slowly, "You have to let me get rid of this evil breath." ”