The laid-back life of the office

Ximenqing watched "Painted Skin" with relish, the wind was whistling outside, the plot was startled, the thunder suddenly panicked, there was always a ghost in the office, Ximenqing felt enjoyable...

Feeling like he was going to relieve himself, he was playing the female ghost with a pen to mend the skin, he held back for ten minutes, it was really not good, the computer screen paused, and he ran to the bathroom. The men's bathroom was locked, and he suddenly remembered, yes, it was said that someone would come to repair it early tomorrow morning, and the male employees all went to the bathroom downstairs all day today.

Ximen Qing thought, anyway, there is no one after work, so let's go to the women's bathroom, it's nothing. He pushed open the door of the women's bathroom, turned on the light, the light by the door flashed and flashed, it seemed that it was broken and no one repaired it, the women's bathroom was full of single rooms, the first time he came in, he pushed open the nearest single room. A human skin suddenly appeared in front of him, and the human skin was covered with hair, and the face could not be seen clearly. Ximenqing shouted: "Mom!!" I'm afraid of pulling my legs.

I didn't take the elevator and ran down the fire staircase. Outside, the rain stopped, and the street lamps shone on the street, and he relented. It seems that there is no need to find a bathroom, everything is settled in the pants. Ximenqing felt that his buttocks were sticky, dripping down his legs, and the front of his pants was hot, and he also flowed down his legs. Ximen Qing was like this, his legs didn't dare to bend, and he walked back to the bachelor apartment.

Back in the room, he changed his clothes and pants, turned on all the lights, and still didn't dare to sleep. Staying up until 7 o'clock in the morning, he went out to eat breakfast, and the owner of the breakfast shop saw that he was dozing off while eating, so he shook his head and sighed: "This is tired of working overtime all night, what can I do after graduating from college, it is not easy to work hard in the city"...

When I arrived at the office, as soon as I sat down, the cleaning aunt came. One of them walked into the women's bathroom wearing a hat, and Ximenqing stared at it from afar, ready to run away. After a while, the female cleaner came out, wearing a flesh-colored uniform, her hat was gone, and she had been replaced with a wig, which was long-haired. It turned out that she was changing clothes in the bathroom, and the women's bathroom had their storage room. Ximenqing finally understood, it turned out that he scared himself last night.

In the morning, the general manager held a meeting for all employees, which was a preparatory meeting before the summary meeting of each department in the middle of the year. The general manager is very eloquent: "Comrades, when we do not understand our partners, the first reflection of our thinking should be trust, if you regard all people as good people, you will live in a world full of truth, goodness and beauty; How you look at others is looking at yourself in the mirror. Some of our colleagues have left their jobs for a variety of reasons, some say that there is something at home, so they want to change jobs, I think this is another hidden reason, how do you middle-level cadres treat employees, you really have to reflect on it. How do I treat middle-level cadres, here I will give an example, just last month a manager asked me to resign, I asked the reason, knowing that his mother was sick and needed to be taken care of, I immediately gave him 50,000 yuan, let him hire a professional nurse, such a talent left the company, is dozens of times 50,000 yuan can not be replaced. Comrades, whether you are a middle-level employee or an ordinary employee, please make this place your home。。。。。 ”

During the lunch break, it was convenient for Ximenqing to go to the bathroom, and the men's bathroom had been repaired. He heard the general manager talking on the phone in a single room in the bathroom, and the voice was very small.

(Dear readers, this book will soon be renamed "The Legend of Ximenqing Father and Son", describing the wonderful experience of Wu Dalang, Wu Song, Pan Jinlian and their sisters, Ximenqing father and son in the modern city, mainly lighthearted and funny.) Because I translated the stories of Liaozhai into modern urban life, it seemed too fragmented, so I came up with the idea of stringing them together with a main line. We apologize for the inconvenience caused, and we ask for your continued support! Thanks!cheongsam pipe)