3. The South Gate Crane of the Past of the King of Ximen Cake came to break through the Guandong
Nanmen Crane came to take a look, and shot down a donkey ridden by a merchant, the bullet hit his head, the donkey fell to the ground, kicked his legs randomly, and died a miserable death. Several merchants immediately knelt down and said, "Uncle spare your life, spare your life... ”
Nanmen Helai: "You came to congratulate me, I appreciate it in my heart, I have accepted everything you brought, I thank the old man for the wild fox." ”
A few merchants, the second monk, were puzzled, and dared to ask the South Gate Crane, ". . . Didn't the old man of the wild fox say that this thing can't be looked at.,Said that every time we come to see him in the future.,He's very nostalgic.,Let us find him if we have something.。。。 "Uncle, dare to ask what your happy event is??? see what we can do?"
Nanmen Helai laughed and said: "It seems that you are not familiar with the wild fox and his old man, I haven't told you such a big thing, no wonder, the wild fox marries his daughter, I am the son of XX, it is the son-in-law of Chenglong." Either you don't believe him, ask him yourself, once he goes out of the mountain, everyone who has seen him down the mountain will die, so as not to expose the whereabouts of his handmaiden people", Nanmen Crane said, and shouted at the inn, "Old man, is your flowery girl going to marry me?", and raised his hand and fired a shot at the chimney on the roof of the inn.
When the innkeeper heard the gunshot, he hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, the uncle is right, this is the blessing of my ancestors." ”
When a few merchants heard this, it turned out that the wild fox was so afraid of this little person in front of him, and everyone could only admit that they were unlucky. Nanmen Helai: "If you are tired of living, I will let the old man come out, you will see if it is, but the rules are still there, you have seen it, you will die." ”
How dare the merchants see the wild fox, and even said: "Don't dare, don't dare!"
Nanmen Helai: "Then you listen, I don't want these goods." Hire a few people tomorrow, dress up for my uncle, and blow and play propaganda in this town, uncle, I'm going to get married, this is a happy event, what do you think?"
The merchants replied together: "Yes, yes, you can rest assured, you will be beautiful, so that every family knows." ”
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For three days in a row, Nanmen Helai wore a top hat, a black long shirt, a big red flower hanging on his oblique shoulders, a shell gun in his hand, black pants, riding boots, riding a high-headed horse, blowing and blowing in the town. The four people in front of them opened the way, banging on the gong and shouting loudly: "The wild fox arrives with a dragon and a son-in-law, and the idle people are scattered, and those who have congratulatory gifts are invited to go to the Baishan Inn." ”。。。。
The landlords in the town are strong and afraid of wild foxes, and there is no one who dares not to give gifts. Nanmen Crane came and ordered a gift, which was not bad, so he ate and drank and lived in the inn, as if he was really waiting to marry. After a few days, there are several small bandits to the inn, to see the wild fox son-in-law, they and the South Gate Crane to meet, the real smell of the same, see each other late, two days, the South Gate Crane came to worship seven times, the small inn simply became a bandit stronghold.
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When the wild fox heard about this, he wondered. Where did I get my daughter? How did I come up with a son-in-law? I have a lot of wives, but none of them can lay eggs. I heard that this kid has gathered a lot of small mustaches, is it possible that he can't get along with Lao Tzu?
The wild fox was fooling around, and a little minion came to report: "Big boss, there is a self-proclaimed Nanmen crane at the bottom of the mountain to worship the mountain, and he has driven several carts of things." ”
Wild Fox: "How many of them are coming?"
Little minion: "Just one, those few people who drove the car delivered the things and left." ”