Li Qiu slowly approached Li Mingyue's pretty face, and he said righteously: "In order to better protect Her Royal Highness the princess in the future, I need to practice kissing between me and you until I can master the skills of kissing, otherwise in the future, when I encounter an enemy who is even more perverted than Tuobaji, I will not be able to exert the strongest combat power, so I will not be able to protect Her Royal Highness the princess." ”

Reasonable, shameful and powerless bullshit requests.

"Brother Li Qiu, you ...... Don't talk nonsense like this, don't kiss people. Without the blessing of nectar, Li Mingyue's reserve as a princess would not be easily shattered by Li Qiu's nonsense light.

"Hmph, I don't know who swore to me just now, and he will definitely listen to me obediently in the future, it turns out that they are all lying to me. Alas, in the end, I will have to bear all this alone. Li Qiu muttered dissatisfiedly.

Li Mingyue was silent for a while, although she did not continue to refute Li Qiu, but she no longer struggled, but silently closed her eyes.

Li Qiu saw that Li Mingyue acquiesced, a great opportunity was in front of him, he naturally would not let it go, Li Qiu told himself that all this was purely for the upgrade of 365 cheats, he was really not a bad guy who coveted beauty.

Li Qiu was heartbroken for the upgrade of the 365 cheats, he is really a big good person.

Good people have good rewards, but it's hard to say that a good and somewhat alternative person like Li Qiu is.

Just when Li Qiu's heart was holding Li Mingyue's pretty face, Li Mingyue moaned slightly, confused.

"Your Excellency, there is good news, great news. The herald shouted loudly outside the door, and then, according to his usual style, as if the whole family was still being cremated, he couldn't wait, and without waiting for Li Qiu to reply, the herald stumbled and stumbled into Li Qiu's house.

If eyes could kill, there should be countless more blood holes in the herald's head by now.

The herald could feel that Li Qiuzheng was scanning the place on his body with eyes that were more lethal than Dongfeng Express, making him feel uncomfortable.

"General, I'm ...... It's not the right time for me to come, or I'll go out first, and call me when you're done. The herald quietly glanced at Li Mingyue and said cautiously.

Busy with your sister's busyness, Li Qiu was so angry that he had to keep a calm smile, seeing that Li Mingyue was flying, he had to cheer up and maintain his good image as a general, and he couldn't let Li Mingyue leave contempt for him in his heart.

Li Mingyue stood up with her hands on her flushed hot cheeks and forcibly explained to the herald: "It was the sand in my eyes just now that I asked General Li to blow it for me." ”

Wonderful, what a blow that makes people think about it, Li Qiu said in his heart, in the house where the doors and windows were closed, Her Royal Highness the princess was fascinated by the sand that came from nowhere, and General Li, who was enthusiastic about helping people, naturally had the duty to blow it, which was really an impeccable reason.

I see, the herald has a look of sudden realization, so that he can conform to the unattainable and sacrosanct character of Her Royal Highness the princess in his mind.

"General Yangwei, since you still have official business to deal with, I won't bother you, don't be too sad for you to rest well. Li Mingyue glanced at Li Qiu with disgust, and immediately avoided his unwilling eyes.

"Your Royal Highness, Princess, walk slowly, if you are blinded by the sand again, you can come to me at any time, I am very happy to serve you in my special spare time. Li Qiu said reluctantly.

The herald looked at Li Qiu with admiration, the general is really a model for my generation, just after recovering from his illness, he wanted to solve problems for Her Royal Highness the princess, and he really deserved to be the pride of the empire after he had done his best to die.

Li Qiu smiled and watched Li Mingyue leave, until her back slowly disappeared outside the door, leaving only Li Qiu, who was in a depressed mood, and the herald who didn't know that she had caused trouble.

It's you again...... It's you again, as long as Li Qiu wants to kiss Li Mingyue, the herald of heaven will inevitably cause sabotage, last time in the barracks, this time in his house, the herald and he are in conflict, 100% do not let him kiss the existence of success, Li Qiu is extremely unhappy.

Thinking of this, Li Qiu suddenly laughed strangely, and even his eyes narrowed into a thin slit with a smile, and he gave a friendly order to the herald: "You come here, I will reward you well." ”

The herald had a hint of foreboding, he quietly took two steps back, stood by the door and said loudly: "I have no merit and no merit, and I have no shame to accept any reward from the general." ”

Ouch, Li Qiu didn't expect the herald to be a clever ghost, which was unexpected.

Li Qiu straightened his face and said viciously: "If you don't want to come, then I have to pass." Li Qiu's words revealed a very obvious threat.

The herald had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk to Li Qiu's bed with trepidation.

Li Qiu sneered, he not only had to find an excuse to punish the herald, but also had to convince him to avoid spreading the word that he Li Qiu was bullying.

Li Qiu thought for a moment, and he excused himself to find fault and asked, "Do you know what cloth and paper are most afraid of?"

The herald didn't think about it, and quickly replied: "The cloth is afraid of 10,000, and the paper is afraid of what if." ”

Li Qiu was speechless, he didn't expect the question he threw out to be solved so easily by the herald, which made Li Qiu, who wanted to use the question to play, very uncomfortable.

The herald grinned happily and said, "Does the general also like to play guessing puzzles, when I was in my hometown, I played with others every day, and I never lost." ”

I'll play you big-headed ghost, you wait for me, Li Qiu thought about it for a while, and asked again: "Your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, who will you save first." ”

The herald scratched his head in embarrassment and did not speak for a while.

Li Qiu finally seized the opportunity to play, and he shouted: "You dare not answer General Ben's question, I will punish you." ”

The herald said with a look of embarrassment: "General, my mother is proficient in water, if she falls into the water, she doesn't need anyone to save her." ”

Okay, you just thought that the old lady didn't mention his wife, and I want you to see General Ben's boxing skills.

"What about your wife, you don't even mention it, do you want to watch her drown, you ungrateful beast, I will punish you on behalf of the light of righteousness. "Li Qiu learned from Tuoba Ji's chaotic boxing at the beginning, and he realized a more exquisite set of boxing techniques.

The herald let out a long sigh and said honestly: "Don't hide it, my four wives grew up by the river since childhood, and everyone has better water than me, in fact, I am the one who can't swim, if someone in our family really falls into the water and needs to call for help, maybe I am the one who needs to be rescued by them." ”

Li Qiu felt that he had been hit by a dimensionality reduction blow from the herald in an instant, and his whole person was about to crack on the spot.

Li Qiu interrupted the herald's words and asked angrily, "How many wives do you have?"

"Four. The herald looked at Li Qiu in wonder, wondering why the general was taking a crooked path and would be so interested in his family affairs.

Gan, it's really too bullying Li, this is Chi Guoguo's deliberate show off in front of him, Li Qiu was angry from his heart, thinking of being a good man, he didn't even have a wife until now, and today he finally won the opportunity to get close to Li Mingyue again, and was ruthlessly destroyed by the herald in front of him, this is a typical full herald soldier who doesn't know Li Qiu's hunger.

When Li Qiu, an imperial general, was still excited to touch Li Mingyue's little hand, the heralds under him had already married four wives, which really made him unbearable.

Before the herald could perceive the danger, he continued with a grin: "I'm sorry, General, it seems that there is no way for you to punish you today. ”

"Oh, is it?" said Li Qiu, smiling dangerously.

"General, do you have to punish me, did I do something wrong to make you so angry? The herald couldn't figure out the source of Li Qiu's unhappiness at all.

Inch by inch, bullying Li too much, Li Qiu scolded.

"Let me die for everything, and let you taste my Dongzhou stinky feet. Li Qiu Huoran got up, jumped up from the bed, and kicked the herald's body.

The poor herald fell to the ground, clutching his chest at a loss, and he asked depressedly: "General, I will answer all your questions, why do you still kick me." ”

"I hate it when people talk to me in clothes. Li Qiu made up reasons on the spot, he knew that the result would be like this, and he still struggled to find some reason, and he just did it.

Is the four wives the reason for you to show off, is that the reason for you to disturb me to play kissing, the more Li Qiu thought about it, the more angry he became, and he kicked at the herald again.

"General, don't kick it, I'll take it off...... I stripped my whole body of clothes. The herald shouted, looking like he was going to be kicked to death by Li Qiu.

Li Qiu shouted even louder: "It's useless for you to take it off, it's useless for you to take off your pants." ”

The herald snapped away, and instantly thought of the rumored little games that some powerful people liked to play.

"Ah...... The general has good footwork, you hit my vital point with one kick, don't ...... the general You can't play with my cavernous body like that...... What a shame. The herald rolled straight on the ground.

"Hey, did you touch the porcelain, I haven't kicked you yet, you shout a fart. Li Qiu's feet were still in mid-air, he was stunned to watch the herald rolling on the ground, and this terrible dialogue, he just wanted to punish the herald to vent his dissatisfaction, how could he suddenly change his style of painting and turn into a sponge body that played with him.

"I shouted so vigorously to match the general's bravery. The herald sat up from the ground in embarrassment, he thought that Li Qiu was also like the rumored magnates, and wanted to play some fresh tricks on a whim, so he kindly cooperated with him.

Li Qiu had nothing to say for a while, it seemed that he didn't have the strength to be a villain at all. In fact, Li Qiu really thinks too much, in the military camp of the empire, how can there be a low-level way for a general to punish his own soldiers by kicking the dead.

What's more, with Li Qiu's small body that has never cultivated physical arts, even if he kicks a hundred feet, the herald will not be hurt much.

Seeing that Li Qiu was silent and did not speak, the herald thought that he had not made the general happy, so he shouted again at the top of his throat: "General, I will strip naked now, my sponge body is at your disposal, you are the light of the righteous path." ”

With a 'clang', the fruit bowl fell to the ground, and the fruit inside rolled into a piece on the ground.

A handmaid with a fruit bowl turned pale with fright at the door, and she was so shocked that she could not control her trembling hands when she heard the herald's scream.

The servant girl's eyes, which seemed to have witnessed an astonishing secret, combined with her broken expression, were really quite impactful, and it was obvious that the servant girl was greatly stimulated.

Li Qiu didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at the moment, but Li Qiu felt that no matter what he said, he should be a villain in the eyes of the servant girl at this time, or a wicked general with a deviant gender orientation and an extremely heavy taste.

"Actually, I can explain all this, if I say it's all a misunderstanding, can you believe it. For the sake of her own reputation, Li Qiu tried to communicate with the maid with kind eyes.

"Ah, my ears suddenly broke, I couldn't hear anything, I didn't hear the general himself say that he was going to play with the herald's sponge. The maidservant looked frightened, turned away in fear, and ran loudly as she ran, shouting that her ears were really broken.

Li Qiu was so angry that she vomited blood, this maid didn't have a bad ear at all, but something was wrong with her thoughts. To be reasonable, whose general would play interactive games with the door wide open, and he didn't even say that he was going to play with the herald's sponge!!

Who else...... Who else is more wronged than him Li Qiu.