The head hurts.

My face hurts, my hands hurt, my feet hurt, my whole body hurts, it feels like I've been beaten up.

As the consciousness awakened, the pain in the body penetrated into the limbs little by little, Yu Shiming's brows furrowed fiercely, and his heavy eyelids drooped, but the consciousness in his mind had slowly returned, and the pain through nerve induction made him can't help but grin.

The feeling of hard bang under him made him very uncomfortable to lie down, and it was completely different from the soft bed at home.

Yu Shiming endured the pain and supported his body and wanted to sit up, but when the palm touched the bottom of the feeling, the idea in his heart seemed to be fulfilled, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out four words from the gap, "Who is it?" Hit me?" the man's voice was hoarse like a broken gong.

Before Yu Shiming could completely open his eyes, several voices suddenly sounded around him, both men and women, and the content of the words vaguely reached Yu Shiming's ears.

"Is this man awake? When he wakes up, drive him away, lying in this alley, looking naked, it's really immoral!"

"Tsk, I drank too much last night, didn't you? This face is bruised and purple, and it looks like it hit quite badly!"

"He looks like a dog, and he actually stripped himself naked, shouldn't he be an exhibitionist, don't look at it, children, there will be needle eyes!"

Who are they talking about?

Do you mean me?

Yu Shiming struggled to lift his heavy eyelids, and found in a daze that there were many people around him, men and women, who were stretched out their fingers and pointed, and their eyes were scanned up and down as if they were looking at perverts.

"You, who are you, what are you doing around me?"

However, as soon as the words fell, his eyes fell on his smooth thighs, and he violently propped up his body, and at this time, regardless of the pain in his body, he raised his eyes to look at his own situation, and the huge horror instantly overwhelmed him, and his two eyes trembled violently.

This, this, who took off his clothes?

With only a pair of big pants left on his body, Yu Shiming hurriedly hugged his naked upper body with both hands, his face turned red violently, and he hurriedly retreated, but he hit the wall behind him with a "bang", and the dust on the wall fell.

"cough cough cough", tears coughed up, reached out to wipe the dust from his eyes, one black and one white, the whole appearance was a little embarrassed, the upper body seemed to have been beaten, bruised and purple, looking a little painful.

However, the surrounding neighbors didn't care about this, and as soon as they heard Yu Shiming's words, an aunt led by them snorted directly, "Who wants to surround you, lie in the alley, block our way, and dare the wicked to sue first?"

"That's it, it's not even wearing clothes, it's really perverted!" Then an aunt carrying a vegetable basket also followed with a few snorts, looking unsightly.

An old man standing next to him frowned and glanced at it, his expression was a little disdainful, "Young man, you are not the one who lives here, we don't seem to have seen you?" Hey, wait, Lao Qin, didn't you say that your family entered the thief the day before yesterday, could it be..."

Unexpectedly, this speculation was unanimously approved by the masses.

"It's possible, take him to the police station, he doesn't feel like a good person at first glance!"

Yu Shiming listened to the direction of the matter, his face was full of consternation, and it was too late to open his mouth to explain, and the two enthusiastic men forcibly twisted him to the Security Bureau, no need to drive, no need to take a taxi, and twisted to the Security Bureau on the street next door.

And there is a large vegetable market on this street, which is the most densely populated place in the adjacent two areas, just walked to the door of the alley, and the noise not far away has reached Yu Shiming's ears, at this time he was even more panicked, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"I, I'm not a thief, two big brothers, don't send me to the Security Bureau!"

The two men glanced at him, their eyes were a little suspicious, lying in the alley early in the morning, even if they were drunk, they couldn't take off their clothes, right?

"I'm really not a bad person, I swear!" Listening to the sound outside, Yu Shiming was already crying in fear, his feet were weak and unsteady, if it weren't for the two men twisting him, it was estimated that he would have fallen on the concrete floor.

"You're not a bad person, what's the proof to prove?"

"I'm really not, I, I..." Yu Shiming opened his mouth, suddenly remembered something, and closed it again, such a shameful thing, do you really want to make your identity public?

The old man behind him frowned, and a touch of solemnity flashed between his eyebrows, "Look, I don't dare to say it, it's definitely not a good person, Xiaozhuang, Xiao Qin, you can send it to the Security Bureau." ”

Send it to the Security Bureau?!

Isn't this even worse when people know their identity?

Yu Shiming looked panicked, and hurriedly opened his mouth to defend, "No, I'm really not a bad person!" I'm a contracted food writer on Tao Food, I was drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, I was also a victim, I was knocked unconscious. ”

As he spoke, he looked at the crowd around him with a pleading face, but why did there seem to be a few familiar figures in the crowd? Yu Shiming didn't think about it so much, and his swollen face tried to win the sympathy of these masses.

"Shopping for food?"

"Food Copywriter?"

The old man suddenly glanced at the person next to him, glanced at Yu Shiming with a sharp gaze, and a dark light suddenly flashed under his eyes, "What evidence do you have to prove it?"

Yu Shiming didn't care about any face at this time, and revealed his identity like shaking beans, "You plan to ask Tao Food Culture Co., Ltd. to know, my real name is Yu Shiming, my pen name is taro, I have published hundreds of reviews in Tao Food, and I decided that I am not a thief or a bad person!"

"Taro?" The old man's eyes narrowed slightly, and his originally indifferent face was covered with a layer of frost.

The expressions of the crowd next to him also changed, and a man who had originally shackled Yu Shiming couldn't help but shout, "Taro?!Isn't that the bastard who didn't do the breakfast shop of Aunt Wen?"

As soon as the words fell, Yu Shiming's expression froze, and the bad premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger, and his groggy head tried to recognize these people in front of him, Aunt Wen, breakfast shop, this, this seems to be the protagonist of a certain review article last month, how did he write it at that time?

"I'll go, I actually sent it to the door by myself, we don't know who to settle the account with! Aunt Wen is such a good breakfast shop, but he wrote it like this!"

"Leave him alone, drag him into the alley, beat him up, and then talk about it. ”

"Wait, take a picture of him first, expose him! Surely we don't just want to do this, everyone will recognize this bastard in the future, see him and beat him once!"

Yu Shiming's eyes widened violently, and before he could react, he was dragged into the alley by the two men beside him, "bang", "bang", "bang", "bang", the sound of fists to flesh faintly reached the intersection of the alley, and there were a few angry scoldings from time to time.

After a long time, a figure staggered out of the alley by the wall, with a blue nose and swollen face, half of his glasses crooked, and his body covered with dust and mud.

"Ah, there's a pervert!"

In the end, he couldn't escape the end of being twisted and sent to the Security Bureau.