Shan Liangchen has been expressionless, and as soon as he picked up the teacup and handed it to his mouth, the teacup exploded with a "bang", and he didn't react to the tea stains that splashed him, and only repeated the words just now: "Start a family, congratulations." ”

Jiang Jingyun stood in the courtyard and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Shenjun, Shenjun, do you know what I mean?" That's it, that's it, Jiang Jingyun shook his head and wandered around the courtyard, mainly to find the kitchen, Yi Yu was in a bad mood, and he planned to get some food for Yi Yu.

Because of the mansion just given, the servants have not yet arrived, but this mansion is very big, and Jiang Jingyun turned around a few times and didn't find the kitchen.

"Fuck, where's the kitchen?" Jiang Jingyun sat on the stone table in the courtyard, his face full of dejection, "I'm too difficult." ”

"Brother Jingyun?" A female voice came into Jiang Jingyun's ears with some uncertainty, and he turned his head, it turned out to be Ye Jinjin.

It seems that he has recovered his mind and is becoming more and more generous.

"Hey, Demon Young Master, why did you get here?"

"Just call me Jinjin. My queen mother helped me find you, and I came to thank you both. What about the Divine Monarch?"

"Hey, in the room, come with me. Jiang Jingyun was still a little uncomfortable for a while in the face of Ye Jinjin, who had recovered his mind and became polite.

knocked on Yi Yu's door, and after entering, Yi Yu was looking at the floor in a trance, Jiang Jingyun coughed twice: "There are guests." Only then did Yi Yu raise his head and see the person behind Jiang Jingyun.

Ye Jinjin knelt on one knee: "The criminal minister pays homage to the Divine Monarch." ”

Yi Yu raised his eyebrows: "It seems that it has recovered, what are you guilty of?"

"I don't know the etiquette, I offended the god king. ”

"Does Benjun look like such a scheming person? ”

Ye Jinjin knelt still: "There is one more thing to ask for." ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"I want to stay by the side of the Divine Monarch, one is to repay the kindness of the Divine Monarch for the medicine, and the other is to train myself. ”

"Okay, then from now on, you can stay with Benjun. During the period in the human world, this monarch has a good list, and you are not calling the god monarch. Yi Yu motioned to Jiang Jingyun to help Ye Jinjin up.

"Then how do I call you?" Ye Jinjin smiled as soon as she heard Yi Yu agree to her staying by her side, and she was no longer so restrained.

"As before, just call my brother. ”

"Hey, aren't you changing the law to copy others cheaply?" Jiang Jingyun was quite upset for Ye Jinjin.

Shan Liangchen hooked Jiang Jingyun's neck: "Don't people still call you brother? You are the same generation as me, you are the one who copied the cheapest." ”

"It seems to be the same, but who are the two of us, it doesn't exist, right, Sister Jinjin?"

Ye Jinjin felt that these two people were very funny, Yi Yu was still a god just now, and now he was playing poor like a child, Jiang Jingyun has always been a hanger, but he always felt that he had a secret.

"The two brothers are really fun, but aren't you hungry?" Ye Jinjin rubbed her stomach and blinked her eyes a few times.

"Then let's go, Lord will take you to the palace to see and learn. With a wave of Shan Liangchen's hand, the three of them appeared in front of the palace hall, and as soon as they showed their waist cards, they were respectfully invited into the palace.

The emperor asked Shan Liangchen with a smile: "I don't know what happened to Shan Qing?"

"It's nothing, I just want to introduce two people to Your Majesty, this is Jiang Jingyun, my best friend, and this is my sister, named Ye Jinjin. "It's impossible to make Shan Liangchen call himself a minister.

"Since she is Shan Qing's best friend and sister, she naturally has to entertain people, come to people, set up banquets, and wash the dust for the two of them. ”

"Hey, Shan Liangchen, did you kick this emperor in the head? Why is it so ...... What about two?" Jiang Jingyun touched Shan Liangchen with his elbow and whispered.

"You're a donkey. However, he did a little trick, and anyway, he didn't do anything to hurt the heavens and reason, and he didn't disturb the court and harm the people. ”

"Brother, I'm almost hungry, I haven't eaten for three days. Ye Jinjin tugged at the corner of Shan Liangchen's clothes, and after knowing their whereabouts, Ye Jinjin immediately rushed over and didn't stop for a moment.

"Aren't you a monster, why are you so hungry?" Jiang Jingyun felt strange.

"What's this, won't you be hungry even if you have a lump of black mist? Ye Jinjin stuck out her tongue.

"You ......," Jiang Jingyun was speechless for a while, "I suddenly feel that you are still mentally handicapped and cute." ”

"You're mentally retarded, no, no, you're dementia. ”

"You have polio. ”

"Your brain cramps. ”

"Stop, stop, stop. Shan Liangchen rubbed his head and said with a wry smile, "It's really two living ancestors, the emperor is still sitting on it, you two want to fight and go out, don't delay me to eat." ”

"Who fights with him or her. The two said in unison, and neatly turned their heads away.

"Yo, interesting. Shan Liangchen scratched his chin. I don't know if it's interesting to say it or if these two poor mouths are interesting.

Anyway, after the three of them finished eating in the palace, Shan Liangchen felt that he had brought two children, Jiang Jingyun and Ye Jinjin said that they wanted to see the most prosperous place in the world, so they bought and bought all kinds of things on the streets of the capital, and all of them were paid by Shan Liangchen.

"Suddenly I thought it would be nice to fucking get these two back to their original shape. Shan Liangchen licked his back molars. Since these two got together, Shan Liangchen found that he was always bursting foul language, which was too damn disturbing.

Finally, the two ancestors had enough trouble, and as soon as they returned to Qianshou Mansion, they found a large group of people gathered in front of the door, and Shan Liangchen held back the anger of the day and "poofed" up: "What the hell are you looking at the corpses, do you want to divide the corpses of the five horses or punish the nine clans?"

As soon as the official at the front heard Shan Liangchen's voice, he immediately stepped forward: "Meet Master Shan." ”

"Why are you all around here, gathering people to fight, right?" Shan Liangchen was quite angry.

"Don't dare, don't dare, this ...... Please come to your house and see it in person. With some schadenfreude in his eyes, the junior official bent down to tell Shan Liangchen.

"Hey, tell these things to get out of the way, they're in the way. Shan Liangchen frowned, and when he went to the door, he saw a woman who looked to be about forty years old hanging from the beam of the room.

"There's a corpse. Shan Liangchen circled around the corpse twice, smacked his lips, Lao Tzu is having a belly full of fire and no place to sprinkle, you send it up yourself to find it.

Glancing back at the ill-intentioned officials, Shan Liangchen sneered: "Put the body down first." ”

"My lord, this is ······ Well, this old woman ran to your door and hanged herself, you have to give an explanation. The official grimaced.

Shan Liangchen snorted coldly, and at this time, Jiang Jingyun flew out a copper coin and cut the rope, caught the corpse and carefully placed it on the ground.

"Daring, who are you? Dare to meddle in the murder without authorization, come to someone, take it. ”

"Lao Tzu to see who dares. Shan Liangchen stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Jingyun, and the officers and soldiers did not dare to make a move for a while.

Shan Liangchen turned around and patted Ye Jinjin's head, and said softly: "Go in first with your brother Jingyun and clean up the broken things you bought today." He turned his head to Jiang Jingyun again: "Go in and wash my feet, prepare to pinch my feet, and accompany you for a day." ”

"I'll go to your uncle. Jiang Jingyun took a sip of Shan Liangchen, turned around and led Ye Jinjin into the door.

"Ben······ The adults ask you, do you know the deceased?"

"I don't know the lower officials. ”

"I don't know, do you know anyone who is watching the excitement today?" Shan Liangchen glanced around, and it was quiet below, and no one dared to speak.

"No one knows each other, right? Then this woman ate, right, ran from out of town to hang herself in front of Lao Tzu's mansion. The deceased is at most one meter tall and in his early sixties, and the door of my house is more than five meters, not to mention a fifty-centimeter wooden bench, even if she adds three more, she can't reach the beams of the house, how did she hang the rope and hang herself again?" Shan Liangchen approached the official step by step.

The petty official swallowed his saliva and wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Maybe the adult bullied the deceased in the field, and the deceased was unwilling to chase after him." Didn't you just come to the capital recently?"

"Oh, bullying, for money, Lao Tzu's family has a lot of money, for sex, you fucking want to be a mother of age? You're like a beast who can do such a thing. Shan Liangchen continued to sneer, "It's easy for Lao Tzu to get to this position, right? Yes, Lao Tzu is easy, and he can reach a height that you can't reach in your life without much effort, what do you want? What can you do?" Shan Liangchen's ruffian attribute is fully opened at this moment, and ordinary hooligans can't do this.

The official who was completely frightened "plopped" and knelt on the ground, what he said just now was obviously a threat, he Shan Liangchen could kill himself in minutes.

"Lord Shan spares his life, and the lower officials are also forced to do helplessly. ”

"Spare your life? Look if Lao Tzu is happy, Lao Tzu can do anything when he is happy, and if Lao Tzu is unhappy, anyone will be killed. Shan Liangchen smiled.

"Lord Shan, Lord Shan, the lower officials are willing to provide for all the family property, and from now on, only the adults will look forward. The official kowtowed repeatedly.

"Get up and speak, what's your name, and what's your official position?"

"The name of the lower official is Da Tie, and the eight-rank minor official. ”

"Eight pins? It's really small enough. ”

The lord smiled. ”

"I don't want your property, and I don't need you to be the leader, tell me, who is the mastermind?"

"This ······" Da Tie looked around at the onlookers, "Come and disperse the crowd." ”

After the crowd dispersed, Da Tie took two steps closer to Shan Liangchen: "Yes, Prime Minister Zuo, Bai Shang." ”

When Shan Liangchen heard this name, he sneered again, and sure enough, the slut made a cheap move, and he said to the big railway: "Look at your nature is not bad, don't help and abuse in the future, within three years, glory can be waited." Go ahead. ”

Da Tie bowed again and again, and said gratefully: "Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your good words." In the future, the lower officials will definitely change their minds and be good people. ”

Shan Liangchen turned around and entered the door, pursed his lips, and thought: This is the scheming of the world? It's too low-level, it's really disappointing. ”