Zhou Yunliang was unfavorable, only Tang Xinyi laughed, and the remaining three held back to prevent themselves from laughing, so Chen Houde and the four of them had three glasses of wine each.

After Zhou Yunliang, Lao Fat, who had his own laughter, scratched his head, and said very honestly, "At the high school reunion, a girl like Wo likes is dizzy after drinking a glass of beer, so a handsome guy in the Wo Clan's class sent it back."

So the next day, Wo asked the girl out for dinner, drank a pound and a half of white, and the nest vomited, and the girl was okay and helped Wo take a taxi.

At first, I couldn't understand why she had been drinking so much in a day, but then I inadvertently looked in the mirror and figured out a lot of things at once. ”

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Fu Yalts and the others were all wiped out, and each of them drank a glass of wine!

This time it was Chen Houde's turn to tell jokes, Chen Houde searched his intestines and thought for a while, and said, "Once upon a time, there was an old hunter who was very good at fighting bears, and there was a young man who wanted to learn from a teacher, so he prepared cigarettes, alcohol and snacks, and went to the old man's house to learn the art. How to fight a bear?

The old man was touched by the young man's sincerity, so he said, "Actually, there is no subtlety in beating bears." When you get to the mountains, you first find a cave. Then stand at the mouth of the cave and shout loudly into the hole, and when you have finished shouting, listen carefully, and if there is the same shouting in the cave, you will shoot at the mouth of the cave with a gun, and you will be able to hit the bear. ”

After listening to this, the young man went to the ......

A month later, the old hunter went to the hospital to see a doctor, and happened to meet a young man who asked him how to fight bears. The young man was in a wheelchair with bandages on his legs, and it seemed that he was not lightly ill.

The old hunter asked, "Why are you like this?"

When the young man saw the old hunter, he was very excited, "Hey, hey, if you don't teach me how to fight bears, why do you hurt people?"

The old hunter didn't understand, "Hey, you make it clear, I'll teach you how to fight bears, how can I hurt you!"

The young man said, "How did you teach it? You want to quibble about harming people like this!"

The old hunter said, "What do you say I taught, I taught you to go into the mountain and find the cave first, did you find it?"

"I've found it."

The old hunter said again, "If you find it, you will cry out to the cave!"

"I shouted!"

"Listen to the voice when you're done shouting!"

"I listened. ”

"Do you hear the same voice in the cave?"

"yes, it's the same sound, it's quite loud."

The old hunter said, "Then shoot!"

"I shot!"

"Everything is right, then it's only left to go into the hole and pick up the bear"

The young man suddenly became angry and said loudly, "Pick up a fart, I just finished shooting, and I was about to go up and see what was going on, woo, a train rushed out like electricity, and people are not at all."

I can't run, you see what the train will roll me into. ”

As soon as Chen Houde finished speaking, the atmosphere was instantly embarrassing, and the four women of Fu Yalts learned well this time, and they all held back their faces and flushed, but they didn't laugh.

And Chen Houde, the four of them could only drink four glasses of wine each!

…………

After a few rounds, the box was full of laughter, Chen Houde and Fu Yalts They can be said to have won or lost, no matter up or down, but Chen Houde and they drank a lot.

It is worth mentioning that Lao Fat, who has his own jokes, as long as the "Gangpu" comes out, Fu IELTS and they are basically wiped out, and they have tried and tested!

This time, it was time for Chen Houde to tell jokes, and Chen Houde summed up the experience of the previous rounds of failures and decided to change his strategy, so he slowly said, "There is such a madhouse, there are too many patients in the madhouse, they are all fools, and the doctors and nurses in the hospital are not enough, so the dean came up with an idea to use patients to manage patients." Choose a patient on each floor to be the head of the building, of course, you have to choose the kind of person who is more sane.

So the dean came to the first floor, and he took an apple and asked them what it was? Suddenly, a patient raised his hand and said, "I know."

The dean said, "You say, you say." ”

"Apple"

The dean said, "What is it for?"

"Eaten"

The dean said yes, you are the building manager on the first floor.

The dean came to the second floor again, and he took a banana and asked the patient, "Can anyone tell me what this is?"

The patients said they didn't know, and suddenly another patient raised his hand;

The dean asked, "What for?"

"Eaten"

The dean asked, "How do you eat it?"

"Peel it open and eat"

"Okay, you're the head of the second floor."

The dean came to the third floor again, and he took a one that had a big horn and a crank handle, and could sing, what was that? ”

When Fu Ya heard this, he immediately said, "Gramophone!"

Chen Houde clapped his hands, pointed at Fu Ya and said, "You are the head of the third floor." ”

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone burst into laughter instantly!

At this time, Fu Ya also reacted, and immediately glared at Chen Houde dissatisfied.

Time is quietly lost in this cheerful atmosphere.

It's 12 o'clock in the morning!

Chen Houde and Hong Tianming stood in the box with red faces, their eyebrows were affectionate and they smiled.

At this time, Fu Ya and Liu Miao were lying on the sofa in the box, drunk and unconscious, and fell asleep.

And Lao Fat was caught by Chen Houde as a flower messenger to send Xu Xiaomin back to the dormitory half an hour ago, Zhou Yunliang and Tang Xinyi were in love, and they didn't know to hide in that hotel to roll the sheets an hour ago.

So at this time, in the box, there were only four people left: Chen Houde, Hong Tianming, Fu Ya and Liu Miao.

"Do you have to go to the hotel? Is this good? Is this considered a seduction? Don't come out with an attempted rape!" Chen Houde asked in a whisper to Chong Hong Tianming, who was a little apprehensive.

"Oh, I'll go, why are you starting to tremble at this time? I and Grandma Miao were originally boyfriend and girlfriend, and it's a JB seduction. And you are a lover, and the concubine is intentional, so you almost stabbed the window paper, not to mention seduction, this matter is very safe tonight, rest assured and bold. Hong Tianming introduced it very professionally.

"Really?" General Chen Houde asked,

"Pearls aren't so real! Let's go, hurry up and open the room with the flower girl on your back. Hong Tianming looked at Liu Miao, who was sleeping on the sofa with a peach blossom face, and was about to move.

"That's what the you do!" Chen Houde gritted his teeth in response.

Then Chen Houde and Hong Tianming, one carrying Fu Ya and the other Liu Miao, walked outside the rouge night in the eyes of Xiao Wu and those security personnel.

Xiao Wu also gave Chen Houde and Hong Tianming a box of Okamoto respectively, and the little eyes looked at Chen Houde and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, three steps and two steps, and walked out of the rouge night.

As soon as he walked out of the rouge night, Chen Houde was like a headless fly, and asked Hong Tianming, who was standing on the side, "Which hotel are you going to?"

"Just the whole house, or don't go to the front of the zero point hotel. Hong Tianming proposed.

"Safe! ”

Immediately, Chen Houde carried Fu Ya on his back and walked to a hotel called Zero Point not far from Rouge Night, followed by Hong Tianming.

As soon as Chen Houde came to the side of the Zero Point Hotel with Fu IELTS on his back, Fu Yalts suddenly pointed to the lights and said, "Help me turn off the lights." Then he rubbed Chen Houde's back and continued to sleep.

Fu Yashi suddenly spoke, almost scaring Chen Houde out of a heart attack.

"What are you doing here?" Hong Tianming carried Liu Miao on his back and took the lead in walking towards the Zero Point Hotel.

Chen Houde looked up at the Zero Point Hotel, and then gritted his teeth and walked in.

Chen Houde and Hong Tianming came to the front desk with Fu Ya and Liu Miao on their backs, and the front desk attendant was obviously well-informed, and asked casually, "How many rooms do you want?"

"The two should be close. Chen Houde whispered.

"One hundred and two, two hundred and four. Please show your ID. "The front desk attendant, the wind is light.

"Do you have to show your ID card?" Hong Tianming hurriedly asked.

"Yes!" nodded the front desk attendant.

"Sister, can't we have two rooms, one for each ID card?" Chen Houde squeezed out a smile and said flatteringly.

The front desk attendant skimmed Chen Houde and Hong Tianming, and nodded, "Yes, but the price is one hundred and fifty rooms." ”

forthwith

Chen Houde took out his ID card and student ID, and also took out 240 yuan from his wallet and handed it to the front desk attendant, saying, "I just saw it at the door, you can get a 20% discount with your student ID, right?"

"Oh, I'll go, why did you bring out all your student IDs?" Hong Tianming said very confused.

The front desk attendant was also very surprised to look at Chen Houde, it was the first time she had seen a woman open a room with a student ID.

But he didn't say anything, stretched out his hand to take the money and documents handed over by Chen Houde, and then looked at Hong Tianming and asked, "What about your ID card and student ID?"

"I didn't bring my student ID. Hong Tianming took out his ID card and handed it to the front desk attendant.

"If you don't have a student ID, you can't give you a discount, you have to add thirty yuan. The front desk clerk replied as he registered the information.

In the end, Chen Houde had to give another thirty yuan, then took the door card and walked to the elevator with Fu Ya on his back.

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