Olympiad, composition, calligraphy, chess, and a song......

The process of Lin Miao's examination by Luo Dongyue was also counting the things he had done since he was reborn, and after recalling it carefully, he couldn't help but feel extremely empty.

It's all a child's trick, and there's really nothing to boast about. And if he hadn't taken advantage of the times, made Lao Lin popular overnight, and the turning point of his life would not have come so early.

"Alas, I'm not good enough, I have to keep trying......"

During the long interval between examinations, Lin Miao sat in the living room chattering, not only in front of him there were several rows of aunts and big sisters, but also four or five little girls of the same age as him. This is another wave of commotion that Hu Jianhui showed, she actually took a taxi home halfway and picked up Niuniu. Several other aunts who have almost the eldest daughter in the family saw this, and they all did the same.

In this way, the "Overseas Chinese Hotel Weekend Prodigy Forum" can't be talked about without thinking.

The skin and bone phases of several little girls were barely above and below the average passing mark. Their parents are obviously "more interested in character than in appearance," and they are good cadres who can ruthlessly get rid of low-level tastes for the cause of the party and the people.

So in the face of the adoring eyes of Niuniu with squinting eyes, a collapsed nose, and a big face, Lin Miao felt that there was really nothing else to talk about except talking to them about ideological construction. After all, as a vulgar man who is estimated to never be able to get rid of the limitations of animals, Lin Miao really has no emotions, and talks to them about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs.

When it comes to finding a wife, Lin Miao only has one hard standard.

Pretty.

And if you have to add another precondition before this standard, then Lin Miao hopes to be "the kind of rare one that has a good figure, full of hormonal temptation, and is so hot that you need to wear a code when you wear clothes".

It's really not too demanding.

It's just a pure, low-level, physiological condition. Compared with what kind of education must be high-end 985 or above, there must be a deputy director level among the parents, and the monthly income is not less than how many thousand, Lin Miao feels that this kind of thing that can be obtained by birth is much simpler.

Then as soon as this screening was made, the marriage problem suddenly became clear.

Who else could there be but Luo Li? When he saw Qin Wanqiu, Lin Miao knew how good Luo Li's innate genes were, even if he couldn't reach the level of Allure City and Country in the future, but if he wanted to dump Lin Sanshui, it would definitely not be a problem.

"Don't take me as a role model, I just happen to have some strengths, and I happen to be lucky enough to meet a platform for me to play. It was with the help of many uncles and aunts that I achieved such a trivial result. There is still a long way to go in life, and each of you will have your own opportunities to shine in the future. Don't worship me, don't idolize me, the gap between people is not that big, everyone is the protagonist on their own stage.

You have to believe that you will be able to achieve results that are no worse than me in the future, and you will not only be able to catch up with me, but also surpass me.

You must believe what your parents say to you, your parents are the best people in their respective positions, and they are the most outstanding group of more than 8 million people in Dongou City. If you don't even listen to them, who else can you listen to? So it doesn't matter what I tell you today, what your parents say to you every day is what leads you in the right direction of life......

A group of little girls listened to the film with a bewildered face.

The aunts who brought the little girl listened tightly to their chests. Miao Miao, such a reasonable child, will be beaten at home, what a sin, I really want to take him home today to raise him......

"This level of sycophancy, it's worth learning. Shen Wangjiang had no prejudice against Lin Miao at all, and said softly to Luo Dongyue.

At this level of speaking, still write a hairy elementary school student essay?

Shen Wangjiang felt that even if he was the best elementary school student in the country now, he was not worthy of Lin Miao's shoes.

Luo Dongyue's face was full of embarrassment, and then he inadvertently raised his hand to look at the time, and his scalp suddenly went numb.

It's half past four?!

Unknowingly, I actually listened to him for almost an hour?!

"Stop for a moment!" Luo Dongyue hurriedly shouted, "It's time, prepare for the exam." ”

"Why don't you talk about it for a while......"

"yes, my kid has only been here for half an hour......

After a long time of inspection, the seriousness of the procedure has disappeared. The broken window effect made the young female leaders in the room lose their respect for discipline, and they actually bargained with Luo Dongyue.

Luo Dongyue is going crazy.

In the eleven years of my career, I have never seen this situation in my life!

The cadres of Dongou City don't pay attention to the rules of the rivers and lakes!

"It's half past four now, and the children are tired all day, and when the composition is halfway through, they can't write when they're hungry, and you have to say that the children have problems here and there, or I'll continue tomorrow, or I'll leave it at night." Wait until you're done eating, and then take a break. The child is not iron-beaten, you don't feel distressed, we are still distressed......" Zheng Aifen from the District Education Bureau didn't know when he came, and he picked up Lin Miao and talked to Luo Dongyue in the vernacular.

Luo Dongyue's heart can be regarded as being ground into slag, and he looked at Zheng Aifen who was righteously speaking, and listened to Shen Wangjiang's suggestion on the side: "Why don't you change the order first, put the composition in the evening, and ask the situation of that song clearly." ”

"What song?" asked Zheng Aifen for Lin Miao.

Shen Wangjiang turned around and took out a cassette tape from the suitcase and said: "In April this year, Dongou Audiovisual Publishing House released a cassette of popular songs, which contains a song called "Insects Fly", the composers are Zhong Chuhui and Lin Miao, and the lyricists are Lin Miao. ”

"Is there a problem?" Wang Lan pushed aside the crowd and stepped forward, "This is the song that the Spring Festival Gala fancies, what do you think?"

"It's not that there is no opinion. Shen Wangjiang changed his morning tension and said with a kind smile on his face, "The child's ability, Luo Chu and I are now recognized." But according to the program, we have to ask again about the creation process of this song. ”

Everyone couldn't help but look at Lin Miao in Zheng Aifen's arms.

The boss of the Discipline Inspection Commission also walked over with a cigarette, and smiled in surprise: "Yo, Lao Lin's son, what else have you not revealed? ”

Lin Miao raised her head and proudly listed the survival skills of single dogs: "I can also change the light bulb, open the toilet, mend clothes, wire door lock, wake up the TV, healthy steamed boiled fish, and ten miles of Yangzhou (pause) egg fried rice!"

As soon as the mouth came out, the applause in the house was like thunder!

"Good!"

"One more!"

Lin Miao smiled and clasped his fists in all directions.

Luo Dongyue and Shen Wangjiang stood in this place where the theme deviated every minute, in addition to helplessness, they were still helpless.

Ladies and gentlemen, is it okay to save face?

Let's get the job done, I really want to go home now......

Luo Dongyue subconsciously had a voice crying.

Shen Wangjiang asked Zheng Aifen speechlessly: "Comrade, can you put the child down first? Our work is not over yet, you are here to cooperate with the investigation, not to make trouble, so many reporters are still watching." ”

When the big guy heard this, he finally came back to his senses, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, maintaining discipline: "Female comrades, pay attention to the impact, the investigation is not over yet!"

The thousands of ducks in the house finally stopped.

Zheng Aifen put Lin Miao down.

Lin Miao sat back on the sofa and continued to be investigated by Luo Dongyue.

Luo Dongyue looked at the room full of smoking, eating candy, taking pictures, and even two people playing cards in the corner, and the blood of grief and anger had already gushed into his throat, and he felt that he could spurt out when he opened his mouth in minutes. He took a deep breath, calmed down, controlled his emotions, and then looked at Lin Miao, who was harmless to humans and animals on the surface, and asked in a deep voice: "How did you write the lyrics and music of the song "Insects Flying"?"

"It's not written. Lin Miao said in a milky voice, "I just hummed a few words casually to Mr. Zhong, and then Mr. Zhong wrote down the tune." ”

"What about the lyrics?"

"The lyrics rely on nonsense, how to escort and how to come, and then my dad changed it again. Also, the second-hand information you got is inaccurate, and the lyricist on the record of the song has been replaced by my dad's name. ”

Luo Dongyue didn't want to deal with Lin Miao anymore.

Shen Wangjiang asked, "Do you want me to go next door and ask Feng Ju to see if I can let Lin Guorong come out first?"

When a few people on the side heard this, they immediately stopped smoking cigarettes and stopped playing cards.

Jiang Yang didn't say a word, and threw down a pair of 3s and an 8 in his hand, and ran up and asked, "Can my brother-in-law go?"

When Luo Dongyue saw this battle, he immediately shook his head and said, "No, there is no need to disturb the Feng Bureau." ”

The room full of people shoved the cigarette back into their mouths.

Jiang Yang walked back to the table with a melancholy face, saying that the cards would be shuffled when they were shuffled.

Gong Changji, who was still holding four 2 and a pair of old kings in his hand, suddenly turned green and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"Oops!" Jiang Yang looked amnesiac and hurriedly apologized, "I only think about my brother-in-law in my mind, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Director Gong, this counts me as ...... lose."

What do you mean by counting? You're losing!

Gong Changji's nose was crooked, he threw the cards, and got up and left directly.

I can't get out of the four 2s, and I'm still playing with an egg!

There was a commotion in the house, Luo Dongyue's head was jumping, he once again forcibly suppressed the fire, and continued to ask Lin Miao: "Then can you make up a new song on the spot like you did when you wrote "Worm Flying" now?"

This requirement is obviously quite eye-catching.

Jiang Yang came back to the reporters, and the big guys who smoked cigarettes also had sharp eyes.

In this world, there seems to be no exam that can better reflect the level than on-site propositions and on-site answers.

This is especially true in cases where it is directly related to the work of surveillance.

But under everyone's gaze, Lin Miao spit out first and said to Luo Dongyue: "Uncle, to be honest, your request was very excessive, unreasonable and amateurish. You want to know how difficult it is to write a song with acceptable quality, and you definitely won't ask me to do that. But today is a special situation, and I can make an exception for you. ”

Luo Dongyue was silent.

Lin Miao continued: "As for the song, to be honest, it was prepared a few days ago. In order to prevent being eliminated by the Spring Festival Gala Organizing Committee, I have prepared plan B, I will write the lyrics to you first, and give me a blank piece of paper......"

Shen Wangjiang immediately handed over all the paper and pen.

Lin Miao took the pen and paper, first turned the pen playfully, and when the little girl's eyes lit up together, she moved again, and wrote down the title of the lyrics on the paper in a chic manner.

"Dream Chasing Pure Heart".

A group of bigwigs poked their heads out of the way, first amazed by Lin Miao's handwriting, and then saw him stop and write down the lyrics very quickly: "Where is the world full of flowers, if it really exists, then I will definitely go, I want to stand there with the highest fan, I don't care if it is a cliff or not......"

Lin Miao wrote a sentence, and the bigwigs read a sentence.

The further back I read, the more murmurs filled the room, and even the journalists, who had excellent professional ethics, all began to mutter.

"It's kind of interesting. ”

"Sounds like ...... It's inspiring. Wang, what are you crying about?"

"Damn, it's written in Lao Tzu's heart......"

The voices in the room were getting louder and louder, and Luo Dongyue and Shen Wangjiang even thought about it in unison, if they didn't compose, they wouldn't have to take the test, how much suffering a person would have to suffer, how many sins he would have to suffer, and how many white eyes he would have to suffer to write such a thing.

This kid is either a genius or a monster.

This kind of child, do you still need to check a fart?

Tomorrow when I go back to the hall, I will throw this lyric directly on the leader's table, and the matter will be solved satisfactorily?

Luo Dongyue and Shen Wangjiang had all kinds of thoughts in their hearts, and about ten minutes later, Lin Miao's lyrics were written.

The two of them hurriedly wanted to take the lyrics away, but Lin Miao pressed the paper and said loudly: "Wait a minute!"

Luo Dongyue was stunned.

Lin Miao shouted at Jiang Yang again: "Uncle, bring the chapter in my schoolbag!"

The room full of people couldn't help but laugh.

Luo Dongyue was not in a hurry for a few seconds, and let Jiang Yang dig into Lin Miao's schoolbag for a long time, first he took out a red scarf from his schoolbag, then two small steel crossbows with exquisite workmanship, and then a copy of the "Law on the Protection of Minors", and finally took out a small seal and asked Lin Miao: "Is this it?"

"Yes!"

Jiang Yang was busy packing up everything else, and walked to Lin Miao with his schoolbag and seal.

Lin Miao took the seal, sighed, and put it on the paper.

After a long time, the lyrics were finally handed over to Luo Dongyue.

Luo Dongyue took the paper, looked at the seal, and said puzzledly: "Jun Cock ......"

The bigwigs in the house who have long been popularized by Lao Lin all over the world have been educated in unison: "You don't see you!"

Luo Dongyue's only remaining face was lost to a negative number on the spot.

Nima, it's the last time, and I have to give Lao Tzu a set.

I don't want to come to Dongou City again in this life, and I don't need to talk about promotions and salary increases!

"Luo, what's wrong with your eyes......"

"The lyrics are so well written, I'm so touched......"