In the end, the matter was still unknown, because no one answered the phone call of the old man in Tang costume.

He spread his hands and pretended to regret and said, "Alas...... What's this called? I'm busy working here in vain, and that stinky boy doesn't know where to fly?"

Seeing that everyone was silent, he had to suggest inch by inch: "Uncles and brothers, look at this, can we move back? ”

Everyone shook their heads and vetoed.

"Huh...... Don't think about it, the old rules, it's just set. ”

"That's right, on the 25th of next month, it will be the wedding date, and the bride will use the method of drawing lots to catch one of the five families on the list, and whoever she catches is whoever she catches. ”

The old farmer seemed to be the most authoritative one among the people, and directly clapped the decision: "It's so decided, hurry up and draw lots, and then everyone will disperse and go back to rest."

It's over, he also pretended to beat his neck, "This morning, you can toss my old bones enough, that is, your kid is the head of the family, and you have changed someone else, do you think I am a bird?"

Everyone was busy drawing lots, and the old man in Tang costume was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall, but he couldn't do it if he wanted to buy time for his son. When he saw the old farmer beating his neck, his eyes lit up, and while everyone was not paying attention, he touched his back, took out a silver needle, and pierced it into an acupuncture point on the top of his head.

The old farmer only felt a flower in front of him, and everything he saw was a double vision, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch his eyes, but found that his hands and feet were weak, and he couldn't use any strength. The whole person was like a paralyzed person, but for a few seconds, he fell backwards.

The old man in Tang costume had already prepared, stepped forward in time to support him, and shouted loudly, "Old uncle, old uncle, wake up, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

This sudden scene frightened everyone to drop what they were doing, rushed to the old farmer, and directly squeezed out the old man in Tang costume. There are people who pinch people, there are people who check the white of their eyes, there are people who feel their pulses, there are people who take off their shoes and pull out their toes, and there are people who ......

In short, the old man occupied a position for the old farmer, and exchanged what he saw.

"His eyes flickered unconsciously, as if he had fallen into a deep sleep. ”

"The breathing is regular, not embarrassed, and the voice is like thunder, full of energy. ”

"The heart rate is also very stable, neither fast nor slow, the pulse is like a strong and powerful, strong like a calf. ”

"It's weird, it's just not waking up!"

"Is this a collision?"

……

Everyone is in a family of ancient doctors, and they say that what they eat is the food that cures diseases and saves people, but they are only half-learned, and they are helpless against incurable diseases.

Advanced medical skills are not something that anyone can learn if they want to, and only heirs can enjoy this glory alone.

The old man in Tang costume looked up at the wall clock on the wall, and saw that the time was almost up, so he pretended to be anxious and lined up everyone, and said in a reproachful tone: "Hurry up, let me see, you don't let me see, how can I save people?"

Everyone was unhappy and gave the old man in Tang costume a roll of the eyes, but they still gave him a place, after all, he was the real miracle doctor.

I saw that the old man in Tang costume pretended to do a simple examination, touched the sparse stubble on his chin, and said with an unfathomable face: "The small intestine contains the main secretion fluid, and the large intestine mainly transmits dross." The bladder collects water to store urine, and the three cokes are ......"

"Stinky boy, talk about people!" An anxious old man didn't wait for the old man in Tang costume to finish selling, and hit him on the shoulder with a "snap".

The old man in Tang costume pouted the most, and said helplessly: "Uncle is old, and the liver fire is still so strong, just eat some cool tea soup to relieve the heat." It just so happened that I soaked a lot just now, feed him some and be fine. ”

When everyone heard this, they did it one after another, and after bringing the teacup and blowing it cold, they squeezed away the old man in Tang costume and poured the tea into the old farmer.

Especially if it is insufficient, you pour a bowl, I pour a bowl, and soon, all the tea will enter the old farmer's belly. In a daze, he was awakened by a rush of urine. found that not only was his stomach panicked, but he was surrounded by people, which made him unable to move and anxious to speak, but the tea in his throat suddenly gushed out, and he almost vomited.

He swallowed hard, but he didn't dare to speak, just waved his hand to pull everyone away and go to the bathroom.

Where can everyone understand his needs, they just blindly be happy for him.

"Great, Brother Zhiqian, you're finally fine. ”

"I didn't expect the stinky boy's tea soup to work so well, let's drink more if it's okay in the future. ”

"Uncle Zhiqian, what do you always want to do, why are you so excited when you wake up?"

"I ...... I ......"

The old peasant's mouth was open, and before he could finish speaking, everyone smelled a fishy smell coming from under him, and they all took a step back, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Oh my God! Brother Zhiqian...... He's actually incontinent......"

"It's over...... Eldest brother...... You can't get an accident!"

"Woooooooooo......oo It's miserable......"

The old peasant was also embarrassed at this time, showing such a foreign appearance in front of so many people, so that his wisdom in his life was ruined, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't see people.

The old man in Tang costume stuck out his tongue, knowing that it was a little too much, so he quickly remedied: "Don't howl, my uncle just drank too much tea and soup, and he didn't control it for a while, there is no great illness, he can live for another fifty years." ”

When everyone heard this, they put away their tears and said with a relaxed face.

"Oh...... That's good, I'll be able to see Uncle again in the future," a chubby old man, who seemed to be an old man in Tang costume, had recently been fascinated by the fun of taking care of children, and couldn't help but say like a child: "Uncle, you must die behind me, and you are not allowed to rob me! Otherwise, I won't play with you in the future." ”

The corners of the old farmer's eyes twitched, and the perfunctory "hehe......" was finished.

"Tut-tut...... Just now I thought we were going to do a happy event together, but I was so scared that I almost called someone to inform me. ”

The person who said this was a straightforward old man, squinting at his mobile phone.

The old farmer grimaced and said unhappily: "Listening to your tone, it looks like a pity, blame me for not fulfilling you?"

"Okay, my uncle is also tired, I'll send him back to wash and recuperate, let's disperse!" The old man in Tang costume didn't dislike the old farmer's dirty, and walked to the courtyard outside.

And the original lot, because of such an emergency, was over.

Along the way, the old farmer viciously knocked the old man in Tang costume, "Don't guess, I also know that you did it, I didn't expect you to get older and more slippery, there are so many ghost ideas, why don't I clean up the old man directly, and no one will block your way." ”

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